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Subject: All hail the new Guru Jr.
Posted by: blue hen, almighty
- Leader [27048221] Mon, May 20, 2002, 04:40
Since no once else bothered to, I hereby declare myself the first Guru Jr. of the 2002 season. I was the only person to vote, so it was unanimous.
Guru Jr.'s must show Guru-like tendencies and garner the most votes in an election.
Previous Guru Jr.'s for 2002 include Blue Hen, the first ever undisputed Guru Jr. since the merger between the RotoGuru boards and the How Did Blue Hen Do boards.
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1 | Toral Sustainer
ID: 2111201313 Mon, May 20, 2002, 07:22
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Happy Birthday!
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2 | APerfect10 Leader
ID: 39143521 Mon, May 20, 2002, 07:27
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J, for his beautiful selection of colors.
Hey, its an improvement!
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3 | Perm Dude Leader
ID: 22347210 Mon, May 20, 2002, 09:29
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There was a merger?
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4 | Mike D Donor
ID: 5915257 Mon, May 20, 2002, 10:16
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It was almost big as AOL/Time Warner.
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5 | rockafellerskank Sustainer
ID: 24215319 Mon, May 20, 2002, 10:17
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Apparently this election was held in Florida. ;)
rfs ®
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6 | Toral Sustainer
ID: 2111201313 Mon, May 20, 2002, 11:15
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I gave this thread a 3, BlueHen. I thought it was nice of you to point out that we had forgotten to/stopped electing Guru Juniors. And these raters don't know it's your birthday. And these raters have a tendency to gang on -- they don't have the sense of humour that the olden types do.
Happy Birthday!
Toral
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7 | biliruben Sustainer
ID: 59434124 Mon, May 20, 2002, 11:21
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Happy Birthday, BH! My roomie is celebrating her oral defense (not comments, please) tonight, but I will poke my head in to Two Dagos if we get to Belltown.
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8 | sosa
ID: 13383014 Mon, May 20, 2002, 12:41
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Congratulations.
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9 | blue hen, almighty
ID: 473133021 Mon, May 20, 2002, 15:08
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Biliruben... definitely hope to see you there.
Toral... a 3? That's lame. It's at least a 4.
Hmm... looks like J is going to win this election.
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10 | Mattinglyinthehall
ID: 1832399 Mon, May 20, 2002, 15:11
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I nominate Blue Hen for the next Guru Jr.
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11 | Donkey Hunter Sustainer
ID: 55220159 Mon, May 20, 2002, 15:12
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I vote cancermoon as Blue Hen Jr.
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12 | Perm Dude Leader
ID: 22347210 Mon, May 20, 2002, 15:17
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I vote Guru for Blue Hen, Jr.
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13 | Mike D Donor
ID: 5915257 Mon, May 20, 2002, 15:22
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Guru is definitely not qualified for that PD. Not even close.
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14 | KrazyKoalaBears Donor
ID: 266182910 Mon, May 20, 2002, 15:25
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Nah, it's not "even better" than "good stuff". It's just "good stuff". Happy BD BH.
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15 | Perm Dude Leader
ID: 22347210 Mon, May 20, 2002, 15:25
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Neither was I, Mike, but I got voted in twice. "Go figure!"
pd
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16 | Mike D Donor
ID: 5915257 Mon, May 20, 2002, 15:29
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I wasn't going to bring that up, PD…….apparently the masses felt you were a good fit. Twice. I recommend a cross country walk to see Seattle Zen. It will all make sense some day.
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17 | Twarpy Leader
ID: 23359202 Mon, May 20, 2002, 17:04
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Halfway to 50 bh...Congrats. Only you could create a thread like this and actually not get everyone hating on you.
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18 | Micheal
ID: 567421419 Mon, May 20, 2002, 19:23
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Let me be the first to hate on Blue Hen. What Guru-like tendencies do you possess? All I see you do is rag on people and post links to ESPN.
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19 | blue hen, almighty
ID: 473133021 Mon, May 20, 2002, 19:28
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It's alright Micheal. You're entitled to your own opinion, wrong as it may be.
Incidentally, if you want to be like me, you need to try to pick on lots of different people (especially dumb ones like Twarpy and RFS), and not just single out one person.
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20 | rockafellerskank Sustainer
ID: 364551814 Mon, May 20, 2002, 19:30
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good idea.
rfs ®
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21 | Micheal
ID: 567421419 Mon, May 20, 2002, 19:31
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Your the only one I really, really, really don't like though.
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22 | blue hen, almighty
ID: 473133021 Mon, May 20, 2002, 20:06
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and "your" is also a word you really really really can't spell.
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25 | Micheal
ID: 567421419 Mon, May 20, 2002, 21:00
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It's spelled right doofus, but you're right, I should have used the contraction of "you are".
Grammar corrections, your wit amazes me.
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26 | APerfect10 Leader
ID: 133401316 Mon, May 20, 2002, 21:02
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lol...
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27 | blue hen, almighty
ID: 473133021 Tue, May 21, 2002, 22:15
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Thanks for chiming in APerfect10.
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28 | APerfect10 Leader
ID: 39143521 Tue, May 21, 2002, 23:15
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bh, I chimed in because he originally posted the exact same thing as what is in post #25 in post #23, but he still mispelled "you're" and "your"! No problem though, I like to intrude!
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29 | blue hen, almighty Leader
ID: 27048221 Wed, May 22, 2002, 03:19
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Then why did you say "LOL"? That implies that you thought it was funny, not that you agreed.
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30 | azdbacker Donor
ID: 1832261 Wed, May 22, 2002, 03:26
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bh, you continue to crack me up. Funniest person on this forum. Sorry for the belated Happy B-Day, but I had no idea.
This has been a weird season. I have yet to draw you're ire. Will try to get to the chatroom more. I always enjoy it, but it is too time consuming for me.
- incorrect usage of the contraction "you're" was deliberate.
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31 | Micheal, almighty
ID: 14435216 Wed, May 22, 2002, 04:19
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Blue Hen
You must cease and desist your use of the word almighty®. I registered it as a trademark after the election and you are no longer allowed to use it. I will be using it, unless you make me an offer I can't refuse. If you have a problem with that, contact my lawyer Ronald Scheinbeckbaumstein.
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32 | Tim G Donor
ID: 59126280 Wed, May 22, 2002, 05:08
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Hey blue hen, I raised chickens back in the day. When I spit on the ground the chickens would fight over it and eat it like it was food or something. What's up with that? I tried chicken.com but they didn't reply.
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33 | blue hen, almighty
ID: 473133021 Wed, May 22, 2002, 09:09
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Micheal - actually, that's the first good idea you've ever had (that I can recall). Putting "almighty" in front of your name instantly associates you with me and validates you in the eyes of those reading this forum. As for the copyright infringement, good luck. I will continue to use the Almighty nickname and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
AZD - you know better than that. I thought everyone knew I didn't have any ire.
Tim G - that has to be the dumbest question I've ever heard. Not only do I not know... I don't even care!
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34 | Jeddi
ID: 32039422 Wed, May 22, 2002, 09:17
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Hey lets be nice to the Red Rooster ok?
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35 | Perm Dude Leader
ID: 22347210 Wed, May 22, 2002, 09:28
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I always thought it was "Blue Hen doesn't have any fire."
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36 | YOUNGBUCK
ID: 331381323 Wed, May 22, 2002, 10:03
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blue hen is a freakin' queer!
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37 | APerfect10 Leader
ID: 39143521 Wed, May 22, 2002, 10:06
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BH, did you get off your roost yet and get those 7/15/30 day team sartibles done?
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38 | Perm Dude Leader
ID: 22347210 Wed, May 22, 2002, 10:15
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Not that there's anything wrong with that, Youngbuck.
pd
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39 | Almighty
ID: 14435216 Wed, May 22, 2002, 10:33
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Blue Hen
Almighty is a registered trademark ®, not copyrighted ©, so copyright infringement would not apply here. Trademark infringement would though. You know when to use a contraction, but don't know the difference between ® and ©?
Almighty®
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40 | blue hen, almighty
ID: 473133021 Wed, May 22, 2002, 13:03
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Micheal, it's still copyright infringement if you use a registered trademark.
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41 | rage_22 Donor
ID: 41301611 Fri, May 24, 2002, 02:12
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Micheal, You have issues man. If you don't like BH, then why are you so infatuated with him? Are you stalking him? Give it up.
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43 | APerfect10 Leader
ID: 39143521 Fri, May 24, 2002, 02:38
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The Jewish Featherless Fowl ...how appropriate.
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44 | Almighty
ID: 567421419 Fri, May 24, 2002, 03:03
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rage_22
I do have issues:
-Playboy -Spiderman -Basketball Digest -Slam -Victorias Secret
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45 | Tim G Donor
ID: 59126280 Fri, May 24, 2002, 03:16
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Hey beavis, check out #43, it's a penguin.
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47 | blue hen, almighty Leader
ID: 27048221 Fri, May 24, 2002, 05:09
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I'd like a copy of spiderman, please, but only if it features the original appearance of punisher.
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48 | destiny's chico
ID: 416381714 Fri, Aug 16, 2002, 09:37
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LOL this is one of the funniest threads of all time, I just had to BUTT it back...
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