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Posted by: KB8ers GM
- [590592819] Fri, Mar 24, 05:11

OK, jus for fun and keepin the tradition going from b-ball and hockey, here are some:

Big Hurt = F.Thomas
Big Cat = A.Galarraga
Big Unit = R.Johnson
Young Unit = R.Anderson
Hit Dog = M.Vaughn
Crime Dog = F.McGriff
A-Rod = A.Rodriguez
I-Rod/Pudge = I.Rodriguez
H-Rod = Oh Henry Rodriguez
Surgeon = G.Maddux
Rocket = R.Clemens
The Kid = Griffey
Big Mac = McGwire
Little Mac = J.McEwing
Sr.Octobre/Juan Gone = J.Gonzales
Boomer = D.Wells
El Duque = O.Hernandez
Dr.K = D.Gooden
Pat "The Bat" = Burrell
Izzy = J.Isringhausen
Flash = T.Gordon
Joey = A.Belle
Brett Favre = G.Jenkins
ChuckiE-4 = Knoblauch
Larry "My Back Hurts, So I Can't Play Today" Walker (whenever Big Unit is in town)
"I Rob You" = H.Irabu (last name pronunciation after signing his contract)

I purposely left out Bermanisms (Jose "can you see" Cruz Jr.), ESPN (Carlos Del-Got It) and old school (Pudge = C.Fisk) nicks, but please add some of your faves.
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28The Pink Pimp
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      Sat, Apr 08, 02:56
Here's a classic one from Dave Letterman


Terry Forester(sp?) = "A fat tub of goo."
29Unitas
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      Sat, Apr 08, 10:55
From my awesome list of Bermanisms, this is one my favorites:

Bert "Be Home" Blyleven

I can share the rest of the list with only the baseball players if you want...though it would take a while to sort through the list, I would do anything for my fellow Gurupies!
30 Taxman
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      Sat, Apr 08, 11:47
hitting at or below .200 = the Mendoza Line (Mario Mendoza)
Candyman = John Candelaria
Crimedog + fred McGriff

and a few Berman's

Beorge "Taco" Bell
Barry "U.S." Bonds
Jim "Bella" Fergosi
Kent "Buy a vowel" Hrbeck
Ruben "High" Sierra
Roberto "Remember the" Alomar, and
Sandy "Remember the other" Alomar
32D2K
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      Sat, Apr 08, 12:07
JOEY Belle, OF, Baltimore Orioles
33Fool Control
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      Sat, Apr 08, 12:17
"Doggy" - Richard Hidalgo
"Cammi" - Ken Camaniti
Billy "The Loose" Cannon
Jim "Catfish" Hunter

Maybe we should create/modify some.

Darryl "The Snow Man" Strawberry
"Charlie wanna bet" Pete Rose
34Fool Control
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      Sat, Apr 08, 12:19
Forgot one.

Marge "Needs to be" Shott
35Unitas
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      Sat, Apr 08, 13:06
Some more Bermanisms...here are some baseball players...I have a whole list of all of his Bermanisms for anyone who is interested...I'm just listing the better ones that haven't been posted yet...I am sure that there are other baseball players on the list, but I was not sure if they were or not...this took me a while so I hope you appreciate it!!! :-)

Jim "Hey" Abbott
Rick "See You Later" Aguilera
Luis Alicea "In Wonder Land"
Felipe "Skip To My" Alou
Brady "Bunch" Anderson
Kevin "Going" Appier
Paul "Orville" Assenmaucher
Bobby "We All Live In" Ayala "Submarines"
Carlos "One if by Land, Two if by Sea, Three If" Baerga
Jeff "Brown Paper" Bagwell
Harold "Growing" Baines
Willie "Money In The" Banks
Albert "For Whom The" Belle "Tolls"
Rafael "Good Day at the Old" Belliard
Esteban "Bats in the" Beltre
Marvin "Saint" Benard
Andy "Mechant of" Benes
Dante "Inferno" Bichette
Craig "Matinee At The" Biggio
Jeff "See Through" Blauser
Bruce Boche "Ball"
Ricky "Signing" Bones
Bobby "Bad To The" Bonilla
Pat "North of The" Borders
Scott "Supercalifragilisticexpiala" Brousis
Jay "Ferris" Buhner
Ken "Helmet" Caminiti
Tom "Cotton" Candiotti
Jose "Can You See" Canseco
Joe "Sergent" Carter
Sean Casey "At the Bat"
"My Cousin" Vinny Castilla
Jack "The Whiffer" Clark
Tony "The Tiger" Clark
Will "The Natural" Clark
Royce "A Roni" Clayton
Ken "Get Off on My" Cloude
Ty "Corn On The" Cobb
Bartolo "After Shave" Colon
David "Sili-" Cone
Jeff Conine "The Barbarian"
Wil "Bungee" Cordero
Francisco "Umbilica" Cordova
Craig "War" Counsell
Jose "Won't You Let Me Take You On A Sea" Cruz
Omar "Barbie" Daal
"Red Hot" Chili Davis
Eric "The Red" Davis
Delino "Decocanut" DeShields
Rob "Double" Dibble
Mike DiFelice "Navidad"
Mariano "Slam" Duncan
Mike "Well" Dunne
Jermaine "Live And Let" Dye
Damion "It Don't Come" Eaisley
Dennis "Upper D-"Eckersley
Jim "Mister" Edmonds
Juan "Re-" Encarnacion
"El" Sid Fernandez
Cecil "Is No" Fielder
Rollie "Chicken" Fingers
Chuck "Huckelberry" Finley
Steve "Dorsell" Finley
Cliff "Pink" Floyd
John "Generalissimo Francisco" Franco
Greg Gagne "With a Spoon"
Andres "The Giant" Galarraga
Ron "Extrava-" Gant
Nomar "Mr. Nice Guy" Garciaparra
"Tux" Cito Gaston
Jason Giambi "Jack Flash"
Bernard "Innocent Until Proven" Gilkey
Tom "Heard It Through The" Glavine
Juan "Going, Going" Gonzalez
Luis "Speedy" Gonzalez
Dwight "Johnny Be" Gooden
Tom "Flash" Gordon
Jim Gott "the Win, the Loss, the Save, or No decision?"
Mark "Amazing" Grace
Ben "Good" Grieve
Jose "Mother" Guzman
Juan "Canadian" Guzman
Tony Gwynn "One For The Gipper"
Mel "Carnegie" Hall
Darryl "Green Eggs And" Hamilton
Mike "China" Hargrove
Pete Harnisch "Racing"
Charlie "Issac" Hayes
Todd "Highway to" Helton
Dave "Harry and the" Henderson
Tom Henke "Panky"
Gil "Family" Herdia
Glenallen "Strawberry" Hill
Ken "On the Other Side of the" Hill
Sterling Hitchcock "I Presume"
Chris "Bubble, Bubble" Hoiles "And Trouble"
Kent "Buy A Vowel" Hrbek
Todd "Hot Rod" Hundley
Brian "Deer" Hunter
Butch "Corn" Huskey
Bo "Diddley" Jackson
John "Get Your" Jaha "s Out"
Gregg "The Hammer" Jeffries
"Major" Lance Johnson
David "Chief" Justice
Scott "Goal Post" Kamieniecki
Gabe "Welcome Back" Kapler
Ron "Miami" Karkovice
Eric Karros "Matic"
Jeff "Clark" Kent
Jimmy "Francis Scott" Key
Darryl "Gomer" Kile
Jeff "Burger" King
Ray "I Dub Thee" Knight
Chuck "New Kids On The" Knoblauch
John "I Am Not A" Kruk
Barry "Meadow" Larkin
Don "That Wasn't Me In '56" Larsen
Ricky "It's Been A Long, Hard" Ledee
Jon "Fat" Leiber
Al "Cigarette" Leiter
Jim "Frito" Leyritz
Jose Lima "Bean"
Pat "Pencil Thin" Listach
Steve Lyons "And Tigers, And Bears, Oh My"
Kevin "No" Maas
Greg "Appa" Maddux
Mike "Matha" Maddux
Dave "Mary" Magadan
Pat "Getting Closer To" Mahomes
Mickey "Hang It On My" Mantle
Jeff "Praying" Manto
Juan "Field" Marichal
Dave "Vodka" Martinez
Dennis "Three" Martinez "Lunch"
Willie "Lost In The" Mays
"Me and" Willie McGee
Mark "Eve of Destruction" McGwire
Kent "Magic" Merker
Jose "Costa" Mesa
Matt "Tom" Mieske
Paul Molitor "And The Merimac"
"Eating" Raul Mondesi
James "Teenage" Mouton "Ninja Turtles"
Pedro "Harvest" Munoz
Eddie "Eat, Drink, And Be" Murray
Mike "Loggins and" Mussina
Randy "Quag" Myers
Dave Nilsson "Shmilsson"
Otis "My Man" Nixon
Alex "Gesundheit" Ochoa
Chad "The Glove Fit" Ogea
Bobby "My Car" Ojeda
Gregg Olson "Golden"
Antonio Osuna "Or Later"
Lance "Red House" Painter
Dave "Parallel" Parker
Terry "The Pit and The" Pendleton
Mike "Pepperoni" Piazza
Eric "Ker-" Plunk
Kirby "Union Gap" Puckett
Brad "Totally" Radke
Tim "Purple" Raines
Joe "Help Me" Randa
Pat "Bum" Rapp
Edgar "Trailers For Sale Or" Renteria
Jim "Pork Fried" Rice
Dave "Prince" Righetti
Jose "Blame It On" Rijo
Mariano "Buick" Rivera
Bip "The Ignitor" Roberts
Colorado Rockie "Horror Pitcher Show"
Kenny "The Gambler" Rogers
Mel "Days Of Wine And" Rojas
Scott "Rock And" Rolen
Jose "You Say Tomato, I Say" Rosado
Reggie "Colonel" Sanders
Ryne "Love Letters Of The" Sandberg
Tim "Sock Eye" Salmon
Benito "El Duche" Santiago
Steve "Alto" Sax
Mike "Nova" Scioscia
Mike "Great" Scott
Tom "Leave It To" Seaver
Aaron "My Lips Are" Sele
Scott "Room" Servais
Gary Sheffield "Of Dreams"
Craig "Brewer In The" Shipley
Ruben "High" Sierra
Don "On" Slaught
Heathcliff Slocumb "If You Got 'Em"
Lee "Arthur" Smith
Lonnie "Liston" Smith
Luis Sojo "In The Rain"
Paul "Feel" Sorrento
Sammy "Say It Ain't" Sosa
Ed "Ocean" Sprague
Bill "Per-" Spiers
Mike Stanley "We Want to Help you do it Right"
Lee "Cat" Stevens
Kevin "Night" Stocker
Todd "Aira" Stottlemyre
Doug "People Are" Strange
Darryl "Rhubarb" Strawberry
Kevin "Spinal" Tapani
Tony Tarasco "Sauce"
Eddie "Fat Man In The" Taubensee
Dave "Parking Lot" Telgheder
Bob "Thinking" Tewksbury
Jim Thome "Can You Hear Me?"
Steve "Blood On The" Trachsel
Alan "Have Gun, Will" Trammell
Michael Tucker "Town"
Ugueth "What You Pay For" Urbina
Ismael "Exxon" Valdes
John "The Man Who Shot Liberty" Valentin
John "All in All It's Just Another Brick In The" VanderWal
Todd "Snap, Crackle" Van Poppel
Andy "Dick" Van Slyke
Mo "Better Blues" Vaughn or Mo "If Loving You Is" Vaughn "Then Why Be Right?"
Robin Ventura "Highway"
Quilvio "Mother" Veras
Fernando "When It's Time To Make Some Wine Pick The Grapes Off The" Vina
Frank "Sweet Music" Viola
Billy "The Kid" Wagner
Walt "Three Blind" Weiss
Bob "Ebony Eyes" Welch
David "War of the Worlds" Wells
Bob "Sticky" Wickman
Dan "Hack" Wilson
Mark "Bay City" Wohlers
Tony "Dooley" Womack
Kerry "Norwegian" Wood
Todd "We Are The" Worrell
Greg "The Wrath Of" Zahn
Todd "Good Housekeeping" Zeile
36 Mark L
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      Sat, Apr 08, 13:22
One of my alltime favorite Bermanisms:

Jim "Two Silhouettes On" Deshaies
37KB8ers GM
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      Sat, Apr 08, 13:55
Bobby "I copied Robbie Alomar's batting stance" Abreu
Travis "I copied Griffey's batting stance" Lee
Tony "I have the ugliest batting stance" Batista
Cal "I change my batting stance every year" Ripken
38Justin
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      Sat, Apr 08, 14:50
I love Berman. The man is a genius.

BPJ
39BravesGuru
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      Sat, Apr 08, 19:08
georgia peach-Cobb
Yankee Clipper-DiMaggio
Iron Horse-Ty Cobb
40AirSteve
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      Sat, Apr 08, 22:33
I had a girlfriend in college that used to call "Fabulous" Fernando Valenzuela "The Fat Hawaiian" - obviously had him confused with Sid Fernandez.

also:
former Dodger manager Tommy Lasagna
41AirSteve
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      Sat, Apr 08, 22:42
And let me be the first to stake out this ground: Kazuhiro "Kawa" Sasaki
42Bawler
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      Sat, Apr 08, 22:44
Brian "`s ERA" Rose
43berman18
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      Sat, Apr 08, 23:13
Matt "son of a" Beech
Bert "be home" blyeleven
44KnicksFan
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      Sat, Apr 08, 23:19
Phil "Scooter" Rizzuto
Donnie Baseball-Don Mattingley
Steve "Sux" Sax or "Sax on the Beach"(unless he's in single A)
45KnicksFan
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      Sat, Apr 08, 23:20
Phil "Scooter" Rizzuto
Donnie Baseball-Don Mattingly
Steve "Sux" Sax or "Sax on the Beach"(unless he's in single A)
46Justin
      ID: 26202616
      Sun, Apr 09, 01:52
good one bawler :)

BPJ
47Unitas
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      Mon, Apr 10, 00:10
Maybe Guru should just add a new set of boards for nicknames for all sports, that way we could categorize the nicknames and for anyone who is interested, I would be able to list all of the Bermanisms
48Big Papa
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      Mon, Apr 10, 00:18
Ramon "I wish I was as good as my bro" Martinez
or
Ramon "My bro got me famous" Martinez
49Razor
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      Mon, Apr 10, 01:57
Ramon "I was famous for being the ace on one of the best staffs in the league long before little Pete became good but now I suck because I have no Dodger uniform" Martinez

Devon "I'm not worthless if I keep hitting game-tying 9th inning dongs" White

Showtime Shawn Green

50Baldwin
      ID: 54049316
      Mon, Apr 10, 12:09
Can you imagine knowing Berman in highschool? I just imagine him hanging tags on everyone.

True story. My son got Urbina in the suplimental draft his first year up. [Hey I was too busy getting Millwood and Ligtenberg] So anyway just to rub it in my son named him 'U get what u pay for' Urbina. Yes this was before Berman.
51aiko aiko
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      Mon, Apr 10, 12:26
Don Zimmer: "Popeye"
52CanEHdian Pride
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      Mon, Apr 10, 12:44
Headline Sports has a couple of news guys that are getting pretty good in the name game. Seem like big music fans. Here's a taste of some of their work (not baseball nicknames but good nonetheless).

Dan Marjle "Walkielikietalkit"
(Red Hot ChiliPeppers reference)

David "Hey You" Sloan
(Sloan- a Canadian band with song that starts HEY YOU!")

There have been other very subtle references but I can't remember them.
53C1-NRB
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      Mon, Apr 10, 13:02
Dan "Danimal" Wilson
Kenneth "the Lesser" Griffey, Jr
54CanEHdian Pride
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      Mon, Apr 10, 13:45
There are plenty of nicknames posted for veterans but what about the rising stars of today:

Frank Menechino "Cherry"
Kip "to my Lou" Wells
Chad "Kentucky" Durbin
Rich "Sprained" Ankiel
Euribiel Durazo "Dazzle"
Gabe "Salary" Kapler
Rubean "Welcome" Mateo
Rob Fick "(choose one of many)"

I know it ain't Berman but who is!!!!
55ksoze
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      Sun, Mar 11, 22:10
butt... for True Mahoney.
56Chris
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      Mon, Mar 12, 11:05
hey Razor, Ramon got his Dodger uniform back. We'll see how it treats him.

Eric "Gopher Ball" Gagne

Chan Ho "Best Pitcher Who Ever Lived" Park

Devon "I don't wanna be a 4th outfielder" White

Tommy "all the baseball skills of a track star, except older and slower" Goodwin

Gary "Mr Unappreciated" Sheffield

Orlando "El Liar" Hernandez

and it can only be Rob "what the" Fick
57perk9600
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      Mon, Mar 12, 11:50
the best bermanism

Bobby "we all live in" Ayala submarine
58pogophiles
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      Mon, Mar 12, 12:32
BravesGuru Post #39 -- The "Iron Horse" was Lou Gehrig, not Ty Cobb
59Catfish
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      Mon, Mar 12, 13:09
Benny Agbayani -- Hawaiian Punch

Derek "The only thing I can do with my head is shave it" Bell
60Wilmer McLean
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      Mon, Mar 12, 15:37
Livan "to feed Al Roker" Hernandez


-- sung to "Livin' La Vita Loca"
61KrazyKoalaBears
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      Mon, Mar 12, 16:01
Jeff D'Amico - Big Daddy
62The Beezer
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      Mon, Mar 12, 16:10
I don't know, I was always partial to:

Mark "The Bird" Fidrych (sp?)
"Tug" McGraw

and my all-time favorite:
Al "The Mad Hungarian" Hrabosky
63Westchester Mets
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      Mon, Apr 30, 19:37
Edgardo Alfonzo - "Fonz" from Gary Carter
64puckprophet
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      Mon, Apr 30, 20:36
ankiel is the 'new wild thing'
65SCHMEGGA
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      Mon, Apr 30, 21:45
"Hammerin" Hank Aaron
Ernie Banks -> "Mr. Cub"
Will "The Thrill" Clark
Roger "The Rocket" Clemens
Lou Gehrig -> "The Iron Horse"
"Shoeless" Joe Jackson
Carl Yastremski -> "Yaz"
Willie Stargell -> "Pops"
Ozzie Smith -> "The Wizard of Oz"
Don Mattingly -> "Donnie Baseball"
Mickey Mantle -> "The Mick"
66Gangman
      Leader
      ID: 3210292313
      Mon, Apr 30, 22:02
If you're going back in time, here's a few
favorites:

"The Splendid Splinter" - Ted Williams
"Say Hey" - Willie Mays
"The Ryan Express" - Nolan Ryan
"The Toy Cannon" - Jimmy Wynn
"Red Rooster" - Doug Rader
"Lefty" - Steve Carlton
Stan "The Man" Musial
"Spaceman" - Bill Lee
"Psycho" - Steve Lyons




67Tim G
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      Mon, Apr 30, 22:15
We need one for Mientkiewicz, Szczerbiak is
already the consonant, any ideas?
68JeffG
      Donor
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      Mon, Apr 30, 22:20
Reggie "Mr October" Jackson.

Orlando "El Duque" Hernandez.

In addition to George "the boss" Steinbrenner coining "fat toad" for Irabu, he is also credited for first calling Dave Winfield "Mr May".

There are some unofficial nicknames...

The Yankee Stadium faithful called Hideki Irabu "upper deckie" for his frequent giving up of tape measure homeruns.

I have heard Knoblauch called "Chuck-E" or "Knob-E".
69stewart
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      Tue, May 01, 09:13
"upper deck" Rod Beck, "way back" Jon Wasdin, "elgupo" Rich Garces BoSox nicknames
70PudgeFan07
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      Tue, May 01, 16:51
"Burn, baby, Burn-ie" Williams
71PudgeFan07
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      Tue, May 01, 16:55
i forgot to add these in.... KKKKKKKKKKKKKKerry Wood and Jeff "The Choke Artist" Nelson
72patjams
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      Tue, May 01, 17:05
I have just taken to referring to Mientkiewicz as "ie,ie"! Or we could call him Monkeyvich.
73gibby88
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      Tue, May 01, 17:09
Steve Garvey "Popeye"
Ron Cey "The Penguin"
Dale Murphy "Murph"
Ted Williams "Splendid Splinter"



Jose "Oh, the HUMANITY!" Lima
74gibby88
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      Tue, May 01, 17:10
Steve Garvey "Popeye"
Ron Cey "The Penguin"
Dale Murphy "Murph"
Ted Williams "Splendid Splinter"



Jose "Oh, the HUMANITY!" Lima
75Bodacious Tatahs
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      Wed, May 02, 09:29
Darryl Nosebleed Strawberry
76Vaj
      Sustainer
      ID: 51453259
      Wed, May 02, 09:46
Bob "Death to Flying Things" Ferguson is still my all-time favorite.
77Chris
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      Wed, May 02, 11:45
Actually, now that I think of it...

"Jackie" Chan Ho Park, for his little karate kick on Tim Belcher.
78Scrubbunch
      Donor
      ID: 45359209
      Wed, May 02, 13:13
Mientkiewicz - The Mint???
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