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Subject: Top Ten Signs...
Posted by: Great One@Work
- [40822239] Fri, Oct 08, 2004, 14:23
Top Ten Signs You Might Need To Take Time Off From Fantasy Football
By Steve Moyer
Posted 10/6/04 10:51 AM
10. While watching the Presidential debates, you keep looking at the
bottom of the screen for fantasy football scoring updates.
9. Your sexy date provocatively asks you what your favorite fantasy is
and you immediately blurt out, "LaDainian Tomlinson scores six
touchdowns."
8. Your bedroom is plastered with Randy Moss, Michael Vick, Donovan
McNabb and Tony Gonzalez posters -- and you're 47 years old.
7. You spend your weekly hour with the therapist explaining how it makes
you feel to have your opponent's fill-in tight end beat you with a
garbage time TD.
6. You name your kids Keeper and Redraft.
5. You spend $60 going to a psychic to find out whether you should start
Doug Jolley or Jeb Putzier this week.
4. You're introduced at parties as follows: "Sarah, this is Bob. Bob,
Sarah's a Harvard educated brain surgeon and an aspiring supermodel;
Sarah, Bob's fantasy football team scored 123 points last week."
3. You spend time every Sunday morning scouring Pop Warner football game
summaries in search of running back prospects for the 2016 draft.
2. You meet Jerry Rice in person and congratulate him for leading you to
the Barracuda Bowl championship in 1994.
1. Your idea of good reading material is "Top Ten Signs You Might Need
To Take Time Off From Fantasy Football." |
| 1 | Great One@Work
ID: 40822239
Fri, Oct 08, 2004, 14:24
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always a great annual thread in each sport... I remember in baseball someone said they were calculating TSNP at their kids Little League game.
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| 2 | Motley Crue
Leader
ID: 439372011
Fri, Oct 08, 2004, 14:55
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That is funny stuff, Great One. I have a feeling if I met any NFL player, I'd say alot to him about fantasy football.
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| 3 | Mike D
Sustainer
ID: 41831612
Fri, Oct 08, 2004, 15:18
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Great stuff GO.
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| 5 | barilko6
ID: 57911716
Fri, Oct 08, 2004, 15:35
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Yeah,
I read this article by Steve Moyer over on another message board...He always has some funny stuff
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| 6 | Mike D
Sustainer
ID: 41831612
Fri, Oct 08, 2004, 15:51
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Another sign is that you forward the list (or link) to your buddys and they all understand and laugh.
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| 7 | beastiemiked
Sustainer
ID: 03531815
Fri, Oct 08, 2004, 15:54
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This one's for Mike D:
"Your hands get sweaty and start to shake if you don't make at least 5 trades in 2 weeks."
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| 8 | Great One@Work
ID: 40822239
Fri, Oct 08, 2004, 15:55
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my personal favorite.
4. You're introduced at parties as follows: "Sarah, this is Bob. Bob,
Sarah's a Harvard educated brain surgeon and an aspiring supermodel;
Sarah, Bob's fantasy football team scored 123 points last week."
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| 9 | Mike D
Sustainer
ID: 41831612
Fri, Oct 08, 2004, 15:57
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Hey, is that supposed to be funny? Have some sympathy for those in need of a trade fix.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
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| 10 | Great One@Work
ID: 40822239
Fri, Oct 08, 2004, 15:57
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I stole the trading title from Mike D. I own him.
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| 11 | MadDOG
ID: 4092755
Fri, Oct 08, 2004, 16:03
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Take some time off if you find yourself trading Brett Favre for Chris Chambers.
Something is seriously wrong with you and you need a break.
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| 12 | Mike D
Sustainer
ID: 41831612
Fri, Oct 08, 2004, 16:08
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Actually GO, RSF stole my trade title last year in the Elimination Chamber, a full season league where serious amounts of deals went down. I wasn't worthy.....
Yes, your football wielding has been top of the line. But, that's what one can do when he totally screws up a draft..... ;)
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| 13 | Mike D
Sustainer
ID: 41831612
Fri, Oct 08, 2004, 16:09
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And now that all 3 of us are lined up in the Chamber this year, it's gonna be nuts.
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| 14 | wiggs
Donor
ID: 04991311
Fri, Oct 08, 2004, 16:10
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mike D , who is running the chamber? do you need anymore?
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| 15 | Mike D
Sustainer
ID: 41831612
Fri, Oct 08, 2004, 16:19
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Every invitation was accepted wiggs. I believe everyone from last year returned except 1 person. It's so hard to fit everyone in one league that I wanted to play with........I know we're in the Belly together, I still have one open spot left for another league. ;)
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| 16 | TaRhEElKiD
ID: 40612721
Fri, Oct 08, 2004, 16:20
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Good stuff GO.
THK
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| 17 | wiggs
Donor
ID: 04991311
Fri, Oct 08, 2004, 16:20
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hit me with that spot
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| 18 | Mike D
Sustainer
ID: 41831612
Fri, Oct 08, 2004, 16:24
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It was filled bro----
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