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0 Subject: Theisman Out: Jaws In: Monday Night Football...

Posted by: Texas Flood
- [132162015] Tue, Mar 27, 2007, 09:55

ESPN has replaced Joe Theisman with Ron Jaworski. I was never a fan of Theisman but the rifts between he and Kornheiser were a major distraction while watching MNF.

1Perm Dude
      ID: 32241278
      Tue, Mar 27, 2007, 10:46
I agree. Also, I have a friend who, at the beginning of each show, would say, "Break a leg, Joe!"

Always annoyed me too.
2KrazyKoalaBears
      ID: 15023167
      Tue, Mar 27, 2007, 11:32
Linky Dink

I loved this part...

"Jaworski replaces Joe Theismann, who has been offered a prominent football analyst job with the network."

Yeah, just not quite as prominent as MNF.
3sarge33rd
      ID: 99331714
      Tue, Mar 27, 2007, 12:55
A personnel move, that was long ago warranted. As a QB I liked Joe, as an announcer? Not at all.
4JeffG
      Leader
      ID: 01584348
      Tue, Mar 27, 2007, 23:04
ESPN offers Theismann college football job.

SI.com story
5Kyle
      Donor
      ID: 052753312
      Wed, Mar 28, 2007, 00:01
I have a strong disdain for both. Hopefully Jaws won't be as annoying as he was on Sunday Countdown. His analysis is pretty basic. But overall nothing compares to the disaster that was SNF 2 years ago.
6WiddleAvi
      ID: 323531619
      Mon, Sep 15, 2008, 23:27
Has anyone else noticed stuart scotts eyebrows ? Whenever he comes on I cannot keep my eyes off of them. He always is doing some facial expression that causes one eyebrow to go way up.
7Electroman
      ID: 418231318
      Mon, Sep 15, 2008, 23:35
To me, it looks like he has a glass eye.
8Guru
      ID: 330592710
      Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 00:03
What Really Happened To Stuart Scott’s Eye?
9Seattle Zen
      ID: 358591721
      Tue, Oct 07, 2008, 00:06
The Vikings had no business winning that game...

I LOVE it!
10Nerfherders
      ID: 347242717
      Tue, Oct 07, 2008, 13:45
Thats what happens when you have unforced errors. A low FG try, dozen or so false starts or holding calls. That stuff will make you lose to almost anyone in the NFL. That being said, I think the game turned on that missed face mask/fumble play. How does an official miss that face mask?
11¤ Mario LeMoose ¤
      ID: 4345129
      Mon, May 18, 2009, 17:28
Chucky replacing Mr. Tony on MNF
Monday, May 18, 2009; 2:54 PM

(Extracted from Washington Post article)

Former Tampa Bay coach Jon Gruden is replacing Tony Kornheiser on ESPN's Monday Night Football broadcast team. Kornheiser cited a fear of flying in his decision to leave after three years.

The network said Monday that Gruden will be in the booth with Mike Tirico and Ron Jaworski when the show starts its 40th season this fall.

Kornheiser will continue to appear on ESPN's "Pardon the Interruption," and is relieved it doesn't require air travel.

"My fear of planes is legendary and sadly true," he said. "When I looked at the upcoming schedule it was the perfect storm that would've frequently moved me from the bus to the air."
12DWetzel
      ID: 33337117
      Mon, May 18, 2009, 18:45
I know I'm in the minority, but I liked Mr. Tony.

Gruden will be interesting; I'd be surprised if MNF would take him as just a one-season fill in. That doesn't seem like something they'd do with that position.
13Great One
      ID: 4352817
      Mon, May 18, 2009, 18:56
Vermiel was good the couple games he did I thought, wonder if they ever considered him or if he would even want to do it with the travel etc.
14WiddleAvi
      Sustainer
      ID: 361032112
      Mon, May 18, 2009, 19:10
DWetzel - I am a big Tony fan as well. Loved him back when he was on ESPN radio and loved him on MNF
15sarge33rd
      ID: 21435208
      Wed, May 20, 2009, 10:06
hated Tony on MNF and am frankly glad he's gone.
16Electroman
      ID: 565182111
      Mon, Sep 21, 2009, 21:19
I am really enjoying Grudan on MNF. Really explains things well, and gives great insight.
17Texas Flood
      ID: 1982696
      Tue, Sep 22, 2009, 00:16
I would like to see Mike & Mike take over MNF with Gruden.
18Bond, James Bond
      Sustainer
      ID: 04352469
      Tue, Sep 22, 2009, 00:24
I think we all know that Gruden is a one-and-done announcer. I am pleasantly surprised how he comes across because with his snarling, scrunching, and intense reputation, I was expecting a lot of anger in his voice. But that's just not so. He's really quite good at expressing his thoughts in a knowledgeable way without any of the arrogance I was expecting.

However, IMHO, I think he'll definitely be back coaching next season (if he wants to) and I suspect Cowher will be back as well.
19Kyle
      Sustainer
      ID: 052753312
      Tue, Sep 22, 2009, 00:31
I hope not. I think they should can Jaws and leave it to Tirico and Chucky and just ditch the 3 man booth. It hasn't worked since Frank Gifford.
20WiddleAvi
      ID: 44025819
      Sat, Jan 09, 2010, 17:01
Watching Jets - Bengals on NBC. I want to kill myself everytime Theisman or Gibbs says something. This has to be the worst announcing team ever put together.
21Great One
      ID: 5803069
      Mon, Jan 11, 2010, 12:25
I think Theisman did a whole thing about how Brad Smith made a great throw, but it turns out it wasn't in the Wildcat and it was actually Sanchez the whole time.
22Great One
      ID: 24081114
      Mon, Jan 11, 2010, 15:08
and Theisman really changed the pronunciation of his last name to rhyme with Heisman when he was in college? really? c'mon man!
23Slizz
      ID: 341022514
      Mon, Jan 11, 2010, 20:42
Speaking of the Jets...crazy as it sounds, they are the one team that I think can beat San Diego in the AFC...

San Diego's achillies heel is their inability to stop the run; allowing 4.5 ypc (among the worst in the NFL) and we all know the Jets plan to stuff the ball down your throat. Should be interesting.

The key stat that I took away from the Jets / Bengals matchup was that Sanchez was 11/12 (12/15 overall) passing with a 3 or 4 man rush against him (saw it on ESPN News...didn't get yardage). Moral of the story: Pressure the guy!!! He's definitely INT prone. Should the Jets get up early and make a couple stops on San Diego, the Chargers are in BIG BIG trouble.

24WiddleAvi
      ID: 44025819
      Mon, Jan 11, 2010, 20:52
I don't think the Jets have a chance. Revis can only cover one receiver and the Chargers have too many weapons on offense.
25Slizz
      ID: 341022514
      Tue, Jan 12, 2010, 08:01
that could very well be the case...but the longer the game stays close, the more it favors the NYJ.

I seriously don't know how they're doing it...they have a turnover prone rookie QB who isn't the greatest vs the Blitz, but yet they're winning games.

Another underrated factor: Norv Turner...lol

26KrazyKoalaBears
      ID: 721308
      Tue, Jan 12, 2010, 10:08
they have a turnover prone rookie QB

I actually wonder how turnover prone Sanchez is. Yes, he had 20 INTs to 12 TDs this season, but a closer look reveals that 15 of those INTs came in just 4 games. In other words, 75% of his INTs came in 25% of his games.

And looking at those particular games, he faced some of the top INT defenses in the NFL:

10/04 NOR 3 INT, 0 TD (#3 INT defense)
10/18 BUF 5 INT, 0 TD (#2 INT defense)
11/22 NWE 4 INT, 1 TD (#11 INT defense)
12/20 ATL 3 INT, 1 TD (#16 INT defense)

Now SDG is right up there with ATL, but definitely not in the realm of NOR or BUF in terms of INTs.

It should also be noted that those 4 games accounted for 10 of his 26 sacks (38% in 25% of games), another stat that SDG is middle-of-the-road in on defense and a stat that could explain the INTs (bad decisions under pressure).

I'm not pointing any of this out to counter what you say, but more as an observation because I think it's going to be interesting to see how the game plays out. If SDG is able to get pressure, it should work out in their favor. If they play middle-of-the-road, they could be in for a big surprise.
27WiddleAvi
      ID: 44025819
      Sun, Jan 17, 2010, 20:15
Was way off on that pick !!
28slizz-blackberry
      ID: 10181719
      Sun, Jan 17, 2010, 20:18
I should be on espn :)
29Electroman
      ID: 565182111
      Sun, Jan 17, 2010, 20:44
Most of us could pick better and give better analysis than most of the jokers they employ. I didn't write it here, but I so knew the Vikings/Cowboys game was going to be a blowout.
30KrazyKoalaBears
      ID: 12353217
      Sun, Jan 17, 2010, 23:44
"Turnover prone" QB only gave up 1 INT, but he and the Jets are going to have a much tougher time against the Colts. I think the Colts' offensive weapons are a step ahead of the Chargers, so they may be able to get an early lead that would force Sanchez to pass the ball more and take more chances.
31Great One
      ID: 480151723
      Mon, Jan 18, 2010, 00:15
How about them Jets? How about awesome Tony Romo?
32Donny
      ID: 71136229
      Mon, Jan 18, 2010, 01:41
29...Yeah, right. Nice to say...AFTER THE FACT!!! LOL
33Electroman
      ID: 565182111
      Mon, Jan 18, 2010, 07:01
Yeah, I know, I deserve that. But I had figured a 38-6 score. The cowboys had a lot of flaws that no one seemed to point out. Bad kicker, undisciplined, short yardage problems and a QB that had not really proved anything under pressure. Two of those things gave.

Colts/Jets should be a great game. I have a funny feeling that the Colts lying down could bite them in the butt. The Colts are a different team this year, not as dominent, but efficient and oportunistic. And they have had a few bounces go their way. But until someone beats the starters, they have to be the favorite.
34KrazyKoalaBears
      ID: 12353217
      Mon, Jan 18, 2010, 07:27
"I have a funny feeling that the Colts lying down could bite them in the butt."

The two teams that got all the press about resting their starters won. One of them (Saints) won in blowout fashion. The other (Colts) still did a good job. Personally, I didn't see the "rust" that others were forecasting in the previous weeks and I can't see it suddenly appearing next week.

The way I see it, if either of them loses, it's because they got beat by the better team on that day, not because they're somehow more "rusty" this coming week than they were this past weekend.

To me, all the predictions of those teams' failure by some in the press is just like the doomsdayers that predict every year there will be catastrophic hurricanes that hit the U.S.: The one time they're right, they point out how right they were. Just nevermind the other 90% of the time.

I wish I could count how many articles were written this past weekend by those who had predicted the demise of the Saints and Colts that claimed the teams had "shaken off the rust"... as if it existed in the first place.
35Electroman
      ID: 565182111
      Mon, Jan 18, 2010, 08:03
Has nothing to do with rust, I just think that them lying down let a team into the playoffs that are really dangerous, and could knock them out, thus biting them in the butt.
36Electroman
      ID: 565182111
      Mon, Jan 18, 2010, 08:10
Let me rephrase that, gave life to a team, that made into the playoffs.
37KrazyKoalaBears
      ID: 12353217
      Mon, Jan 18, 2010, 12:15
RE: 35, That's definitely not a story I've seen anywhere, but is probably what the real story SHOULD be.
38Guru
      ID: 330592710
      Mon, Jan 18, 2010, 12:32
Arguably, though, they allowed a marginal team into the playoffs, and that team then went out and eliminated the Chargers, which was probably the team that the Colts were most worried about.

If the Colts can beat the Jets this week, it could be that the laydown really did work to Colts' advantage - in terms of playoff matchups.
39Seattle Zen
      Leader
      ID: 055343019
      Mon, Jan 18, 2010, 12:50
If the Colts can beat the Jets this week, it could be that the laydown really did work to Colts' advantage - in terms of playoff matchups.

Absolutely!

Colts v. Vikings. Will it outshine the Pro Bowl the week before? :)
40Electroman
      ID: 565182111
      Mon, Jan 18, 2010, 13:11
You really think that this is a better matchup for the Colts?
41holt
      ID: 427111315
      Wed, Jan 20, 2010, 11:40
I adopted the Jets as my favorite playoff team as soon as the Steelers were eliminated from playoff contention. They've been fun to watch.

It's easy to dismiss their chances vs. the Colts, but they've won 7 of their last 8, outscoring opponents 176-75. That's only 9 pts a game against them. Pretty nice run.

Manning is awesome but the Colts had a lot of close games this season. Look. They're good but they are nowhere close to invincible. There's nothing special about their defense. If they can't slow down the Jets running game there's a good chance they lose.
42Electroman
      ID: 565182111
      Wed, Jan 20, 2010, 13:04
I agree with you Holt, but their D makes plays when they have too.

I wonder if not playing the Chargers kinda threw them off a bit? I mean that in a sense that they wanted the Chargers, and they could be a little over confident. I get that from reading an article quoting Dwight Freeney saying that Sanchez is a rookie QB. I just have a gut feeling that Manning will be walking of the field with his head down again this year, the Jets look dangerous.
43holt
      ID: 427111315
      Wed, Jan 20, 2010, 17:55
Pretty intriguing game. I'm expecting the Colts to be aggressive early in an attempt to rattle the Jets and lure them away from running the ball so much. A 1st quarter Revis pick-six would be sweet. Can't wait to see this game.

BTW, I don't really dislike the Colts. Manning is one of the greatest QB's we'll ever get to watch. The Jets are just really easy to pull for.

Come to think of it, abandoning the rare opportunity of going for a perfect season does make me dislike the Colts! Jets all the way...
44Electroman
      ID: 565182111
      Sun, Jan 24, 2010, 16:13
Wow, 2 td throws for Sanchez vs none for Manning so far. Jets look very impressive, Colts look like they have all year. And that isn't a slight.
45holt
      Donor
      ID: 308491916
      Sun, Jan 24, 2010, 16:20
GO JETS! they better pile up some fg's or something though and not just nurse a small lead. a one or two score lead against manning is nothing.
46Electroman
      ID: 565182111
      Sun, Jan 24, 2010, 17:03
they should have challenged that TD pass, it looks like he may not have gotten that foot down.
47Electroman
      ID: 565182111
      Sun, Jan 24, 2010, 18:04
The Colts impressed me today, and when things are going good, everything seems to go good for them. Last week they had good bounces on fumbles, and they got another one when Wayne fumbled. And Greene going out of the game was probably the biggest one. But they are a lot better than I thought.
48WiddleAvi
      ID: 32559
      Thu, Nov 18, 2010, 21:07
So NFL Thursday night football now has Theisman & Millen as announcers and they are both so bad. I think together they are even worse as they each try and give the 'great' insight. I think I might shoot myself before this season is over.
49Mötley Crüe
      ID: 108312919
      Thu, Nov 18, 2010, 22:21
Theisman: "There are only two ways this punt can go: out of bounds left or out of bounds right."

The ball is punted sky high right in the middle of the field and Hester calls for the fair catch at his own 18.

Millen: "That guy right there is Rod Marinelli. He is the best defensive coordinator in football, and I'm going to tell you why." [Tell us, Matt.] "He's the best because he's a great teacher. He learns about you and how you learn, and then he teaches you the way you learn so you learn the best way you can."

Yeah, it's like being at a moron convention.
50Great One
      ID: 471018298
      Wed, Dec 01, 2010, 14:14
Here's a smattering of Theismann and Millen insights from Thursday's Ravens-Falcons game:
Millen: "You look at these defenses - they both have their strengths, and they both have their weaknesses."
Theismann (on a Matt Ryan pass): "Aerodynamically, it's thrown perfectly."
Millen: "If you look at the Atlanta Falcons' offensive line versus the defensive front of the Baltimore Ravens … collectively they're much better than they are individually, and they have to collectively win that battle."
Theismann: "What impresses me about the Atlanta Falcons - on two third-and-short situations, the ball carrier knew how far he had to go … they've picked up (two) first downs just by being smart."
Millen: "Remember, this is a one-score game right now. So (the Falcons) have to use the clock, and they have to convert here - you know, try to pick up the first down."
Theismann: "The Ravens knew it wasn't going to be easy. It was going to be a slobberknocker, for lack of a better word."
Even Papa was pulled into the slobberknocker abyss. NFL Network is obsessed with third-down statistical minutiae, leading Papa to intone, "(The Falcons) are 6-of-8 on third-down attempts between 5 and 8 yards. Third-and-4 here."
Alas, the game mercifully ended. How did I know it was over? I could count to five in peace.
51Great One
      ID: 471018298
      Wed, Dec 01, 2010, 14:16
I can't remember who it was, but I remember one of them was saying that a player had great hands, one of his many attributes... and it was a RB who had like 2 catches on the season. Wish I could remember.
52Mötley Crüe
      ID: 108312919
      Wed, Dec 01, 2010, 18:04
Maybe the guy is a hand model in the offseason ala George Costanza.
53Electroman
      Donor
      ID: 010833614
      Thu, Dec 02, 2010, 22:17
Theisman in the Texans Eagles game talking about Kevin Walter, "He is is guy they use on third down and to make managable third downs. I wouldn't be surpised if they use him again here" as he is walking to the bench.
54Frick
      ID: 5310541617
      Fri, Dec 03, 2010, 08:53
Just remember, he's making more per game than 95% of Americans make in a year.
55Perm Dude
      ID: 5510572522
      Fri, Dec 03, 2010, 10:31
And it wasn't like he needed the work, either.
56Great One
      ID: 2411372412
      Sun, Dec 26, 2010, 11:02
Millen, after 1st play of 2nd Quarter.
"Kitna is throwing the ball great tonight"

I guess he forget Kitna threw two INT's that went for TD's the quarter before.
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