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0 Subject: Survivor 2007 Week 1

Posted by: Edneck
- [4110311923] Wed, Sep 05, 2007, 19:33

Okay, boys I got tired of no dialog, so here's a Stab/my thoughts on the Bill Walsh divisional teams..You can take it with a grain of salt, or cry into your Cornflakes..It's up to you. They are in no order and I'll rate your chances/strength from a 1 thru 10. Somebody else can do the Iron Mike.

RBP--Was tring to figure out who his first and second picks were and I came up with Palmer and Peterson? Palmer will get his points in a tough division and FA Leftwich (Whoops), Like most years Scotty takes a chance on a Player with potenial in Peterson (way too early) and will either reak the benifits of his genius or go home early like most years..you decide (Momma I'm Home)! J. Jones and Norwood will be steady at best and I really can't see many TD's, this team hinges on Jones having a great year and Peterson staying alive. S. Holmes, Carter, V. Jackson and Matt Jones all fringe players, might do something, might not..I like JAckson and Holmes, but not steady enough to last very long in this format IMO, Too many question mark players to win it all. IF Jones and Norwood get here TD's then he'll get his points every week. Rating 5 based on uncertainty If they produce then a 7 or 8

JHHH-- Had one of the better drafts, I really think Roethlisburger will have a nice season, He looked good in the Pre-season, Schaub he's a Texan enough said. Lucked into LArry Johnson (he'll get his points no doubt) and the Caddy is supposed to have a had a new and improved engine, not convinced. grabbing Gates was a good deal along with Hines, Mush and Curtis should be pretty solid enough to hang around quite a while. Rating 8

Terry Tate-- Being a friend of Shak's get's you marked down from the get-go. QB's are pretty weak, can't see McNair and Jackson getting consistent enough points to make a difference. I do like his RB's Maroney and Jacobs I see these two making their mark in the NFL this year. J. Walker will have a nice season, needs a DJack and Mason resurgence to have a shot at winning this division, In Drew Bennett you might get a few TD weeks. Rating 6-7

Midget Mauler-- Must be a short Ass? Leinart will be huge this year, way too many weapons to throw too ( I likey ), Campbell is a decent backup. I like the make-up of this team with Westbrook and the taking a shot with the rookie Lynch, unlike RBP he backs up the Rook with a vet who scores. Double points with the TD's from Leinart to Boldin..good move and add in Santana Moss and the rook Gonzalez in Indy who might get a few good weeks and you have the makings of a pretty good squad. Rating 7-8

I'll do 4 teams at a time.......back in alittle bit with the rest.

1Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Wed, Sep 05, 2007, 20:27
STB-- Tim always seems to have a very solid draft, not to many chances taken. QB's are Peyton and Garcia, The Champ (Peyton)and the QB with the hottest Wife (Garcia), Sweet! Rb's are EJ, Betts and Foster, I like EJ this year and me think Betts will be the starter in Wash by week 6 and Foster (shit who knows). Now the possible problems start due to injuries, R. Moss, Driver and Marshall, totally depends on the health, I'm a big Driver fan and Brady to Moss looks good on paper? LJ Smith will be nice if his Groin doesn't split in-two. Anytime you have Peyton you have a shot at the title baby!! Rating 8

Trash-- "My Buddy" Vince and Chad at QB, I'm really not big fans of either in the Fantasy world, both offenses are weak..needs a running Vince Young. Rudi and M. Barber will be TD hawks and should work out nicely all year long. 5 Wide and HArrison and Galloway should carry him most weeks, Hackett (who I'm high on), Hester and Jerevious were reaches, they might help? Overall a average draft, but should hang around a while..rating 6-7

Tribe-- Okay who farted? If this team wins it all, I'll piss into a cold urinal, collect the steam off my piss and drink it later. Qb's are Hass and Delhomme, I think Hass will be better this year as will Delhomme, other then that I'm not big on the rest of the team doing much. Portis, T. Jones and A. Thomas to me are injury risks and the only way I do some drinking later is if Portis and Jones are huge. Wr's are MArk Clayon, Williamson and Calvin Johnson, all on bad teams, average at best this year, would be surprised if they produce on a weekly basis. Not a fan of drafting 2 kickers..tisk tisk IMO.

Ednecks-- Go Kentucky!! Hey what can you say..I'm even willing to be subjective. QB's are Kitna and Huard...sounds lousy, might struggle from time to time, until Kitna starts throwing 60 times a game. Gore, Dueuce, and Chris Brown, pretty damn solid, if Brown can get the majority of the carries..I look for Gore to be huge. Holt, Tony G., Ben watson and Wes Welker, If they play up to prior years stats then it should be enough points to compete with anyone. Need a great year from Brady to Watson and Welker to be estatic. Rating a solid 7-8
2Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Wed, Sep 05, 2007, 20:57
I'm not looking at the Bye weeks, so you know if you have 3 or more that week you could be in trouble.

TB-- Looking good, had a high quality draft. QB's, Brees in a high powered Offense and Culpepper might surprise this year in OAK. Not sure how he managed three decent Rb's in Parker (Stud) J. Lewis and Dunn (Starters), I'm not high on either, but they could make a difference. Wr's are Branch, Curry, Shockey and James Jones in GB (people are talking about him). Pretty solid crew, I like all four to have nice seasons, not massive but good enough. Rating 8

Shak-- Might have had the best draft of anyone..looks good to me. Season might hinge on McNabbs knee and his bye week? S. JAckson a monster year in-store and Fred Taylor just needs MJD to run into a wall or something and shatter a knee-cap. Add in Berrian, Roy Williams, Witten, Heath Miller, Scaife and B. Edwards and you got yourself a lot of possible scorers every week, 2 of those guys should produce on a weekly basis. I liked it, I can see him lasting till the end or McNabb's bye week!!

Grim Rappper-- Had a good draft, must have learned something from watching me draft..He He! QB is Rivers, another 1 QB dude risking all on the bye week going well. T. Henry, C. Benson and taking a shot with Turner wasn't a bad move..looks solid. The Wr's were nice in the fact he got Colston and D. Henderson, one fo those should be huge in N.O. Add in Crumpler, Stallworth and Porter and you might be licking your lips in pleasure at the end of this football season. Might be better then the Love Shak. Rating 9

Finished for tonight...See you later
3Joe
      ID: 66201615
      Wed, Sep 05, 2007, 21:23
great stuff necks, as usual. I'm ready for you to tear my arse up for the jones pick!
4Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Wed, Sep 05, 2007, 22:41
Cobb-- A suspect move taking 2 WR's in the first two rounds, but I think it might work out for him. He's a gambler like RBP. Romo should have a good year, high on him hooking up with Owens quite a bit. Losman..Yawn! I'll go to the Wr's since that's his bread and butter, Owens, Chad Johnson,Jennings and Winslow are pretty damn nice, Jennings, Favre's new best friend. Rb's were taken late and he did a decent enough job getting L. White and T. Bell..He'll go as far as those Wr's will take him..I bet he's praying for White to finally be the man in Tenn. Rating a solid 7

Joe-- I'll be easy on the Beaver this year. I actually like what you did, it looks like it could contend. Bulger is overrated in my mind, but he gets his yards and points. SA should get back to scoring TD's again, so that's good, but K. Jones and Pittman..might be handing the coach gatorade drinks all season. Pretty nice bunch of Wr's, I think R. Brown, Wayne, Cotchery, and the Rookie TE Owens will have nice seasons. Not Shakish, but pretty good. Rating solid 7 or 8

Supa Mario-- Whoooo, a pretty nice draft, made Joe look like a rookie. T. Green at QB and your only one was a big risk, but the rest of the team looks nice. LT and Jordon..all you have to say his LT and your automatically a contender. Coles, Fitz, Cooley, Dallas Clark and Furrey was nice drafting late in the draft...You might have to rename the team to the Monster MArio..nice Rating 9
5Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Wed, Sep 05, 2007, 23:18
Take in the backside boys-- Starting to sound like a broken record another solid draft. QB's don't give me that tingle inside, but Alex Smith should have improved from last year, Quinn??? a reach, but might pay off. McGahee and MJD should make you happy most of the year, I'm high on MJD having a huge year. Burress, Glenn and Andre Johnson could have good seasons..I like all three. Might be a little thin, but season hinges on Smith having a really good year. Rating 6-7

Harmon-- A possible great squad, Eli and Culter I look to have very solid years. Addai (any Colt player is gold), needs Deangelo Williams to take the Carolina job to have a great squad. Housh and Bruce at WR should help you most weeks..MArk Bradley? I guess I was out sick that week. 2 Kickers..I think Tribe farted again. Solid all around team...rating 6, was looking nice until I saw 2 kickers.

Cuz I's stupid-- Not sure? I see very average written all over this team, a lot of backup Rb's, who could become starters? Brady as the QB will be huge this year, Harrington can he make it work in Hotlanta. Bush, Rook RB in GB along with Morency and Chester Taylor..hey I like Bush alot, but the others are woulda, coulda maybe's. Chambers, Battle and Heap. Heap will get a few each week, but I've never trusted Chambers. All comes down to GB Rb's making a contribution..might ride Brady and Bush for a while. Rating 6-7

He Ate Me-- Not a bad draft? Sort of finger licking good in spots. Favre and Grossman, don't make you stand up and touch yourself, but they will go large from time to time. Ronnie Brown and A. Green..a lot of question marks over these two doing anything this year, my guess is they do just enough to make you happy for the 10 points a week. Here's where you get that KFC feeling, S. Smith, Evans, Horn, Vernon Davis and Owen Daniels could all go large and I mean they could make this the team to beat on consistency alone. I don't see him getting a low scoring week. Rating a Solid 7-8

That's all folks..enjoy..excuse the grammer and spelling.
6Joe
      ID: 66201615
      Wed, Sep 05, 2007, 23:46
Any team with LT gets a + 2 rating right off the bat. But that Furrey was a nice pick and will take you over the top Little Mario, you can quote me on that!
7RBP
      ID: 41833119
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 13:29
Very nice Ed! I agree on the assessment of my team...gambled too early on a rookie RB (again) and I am banking on a young RB (again) to make or break my season. What can I say, old habits are hard to break....
8Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 14:09
Might have been a little hard on Ya Scotty! Looking back, I can see the potential in quite a few of your guys, Just not many prior stats to give me a reference, your team has the most potential to fail or go large.
9jhhh
      ID: 22652319
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 15:58
Edneck the entertainer. Keep up the good work...but never, ever dog an owner for taking two kickers! Everyone should grab two...and three QBs too!
10SupaMario
      ID: 206312416
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 17:05
Thanks, I was pretty happy with the BW draft. As I said before I was going to take Garrard in that one but took Peterson as last pick; Right after that they announced Garrard as the starter, oh well. I had a sneaky suspicion that Furrey would be a good pick so I loaded up on him in as many leagues as I could.
11Joe
      ID: 66201615
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 17:25
In that case I hope Furrey gets caught buying gay sex in a public bathroom, under the influence of narcotics with his winning dog fighting stub from last week still in his pocket. What a disgusting man!
12BSB
      ID: 14814619
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 20:14
Read some... thanks for putting the time in so we got some kind of breakdown on the teams.

That said, I don't see how Mario can get a 9 and I get a 6-7 when his QB is Trent Green and the only RB he has is LT. C'mon, Lamont Jordan? haha. And he drafted the wrong Adrian Peterson. Fitz and Coles are solid WRs, but Furrey goes back to the slot receiver with R. Will and CJ in the fold there in DET. I agree mine might be a 6-7, but if it is, Mario's is the same.
13BSB
      ID: 32818619
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 20:18
Best teams in BW in no particular order:

STB
Midget Mauler
Terry Tate
14Joe
      ID: 66201615
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 20:29
KICK OFF BABY!
15Joe
      ID: 66201615
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 20:43
The Reaper has came for addai? Get it, Reaper! Harmon doesnt make sense
16Joe
      ID: 66201615
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 21:02
i just spent the last 5 minutes picking up Kenton Keith in just about everyone of my leagues just to see addai play the next series. Better safe then sorry I guess. An extra RB, and a Colt was to good to pass up.
17Joe
      ID: 66201615
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 21:17
Wayne fumble, ouch! SO now I have -1.5 points. I know, still early, but Im bored. Someone shut me up on here
18Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 22:07
BSB come see me later in the year and we'll see if I'm wrong, Jordon was hurt last year, he won't light it up, but he'll be a 8-12 points guy. Terry Tate is alright, much better teams then his..Shak, Grim Reaper, JHHH. Plus LT will keep you alive most weeks, so having him automatically puts you in a safe place, this is not about being the top scorer each week, it's a good indication that you have a good team, but consistency to me is the key to survival.
19Joe
      ID: 66201615
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 22:29
I see BSB's point, but LT alone makes a big difference. Two years ago I had an average at best team led by LT, and it carried me to the OVERALL SURVIVOR CHAMPION. My backup RB was just that, third string, mr. Duce Staley who suited up like twice all season. If memory serves me right my QB Bulger was hurt middle late season, and my second or third pick Andre Johnson was always injured. My sleeper (when there was such a thing) was Curtis and Rackers my Kicker was actually huge that year and maybe my second or third highest scorer. But LT carried this lackluster team as far as it could go. And with the exception of a major bad week or two, Mario will likely be a top 5 team when its all done. Just a side note, shak passed up on LT for manning. Ednecks, did you trade picks with Shak that year?
20Joe
      ID: 66201615
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 22:36
BSB, unless there are some big yards picked up by Bush soon, you will likely be the victim of some major crap talk by people that dont know poopy about Football. I guess Garcia was a better pick in the 5th then Bush in the first???? Right now bush has 27 rushing yards and -3 receiving yards about half way through the third. Then again, doesnt seem like many are paying attention in that league, so you may be ok...
21Joe
      ID: 66201615
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 22:37
TD Wayne :)
22Joe
      ID: 66201615
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 23:00
So, is the Colts D really this good, or are the Saints just playing that bad. If the D can continue at this level all I can say is scary
23Supamario
      ID: 87517
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 23:00
I just got home, how many points did I get off of Dallas Clark and Vintieri?
24Joe
      ID: 66201615
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 23:10
do the math man
25Supamario
      ID: 87517
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 23:11
I don't know how the scoring goes, I have to go back and look
26Joe
      ID: 66201615
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 23:12
10 points for your kicker and seven for clark. I think, but the games not over big guy.
27Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 23:16
Brees zero points...he looks in slow motion tonight, Colts D is flying around. Manning in IM 29 points, good start for me. Yeah I traded #1 to Shak and he took Manning, wasn't crazy at the time.
28Joe
      ID: 66201615
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 23:22
wasnt crazy ednecks? Mario, you are lucky regarding Brees in my keeper league. I had a brain fart and gave .5 points per complete pass. To late to change now, so you have around 10 points, plus he has a reception thanks to his batted pass sent back to his arms! I may change that next for next week, with a vote of course. And since only like 5 people are paying attention to the league as of now, I think the change will pass
29Joe
      ID: 66201615
      Thu, Sep 06, 2007, 23:29
hey monkey man, you leave a message on my phone threatening me then dont answer the phone when I Call back..nice
30Joe
      ID: 66201615
      Fri, Sep 07, 2007, 00:43
Do you think Wayne will ever look across the field and see how Harrison acts after a td and emulate him? I know that celebrating is part of the game after a td, long run, sack or even a tackle after a 7 yard gain nowadays. But dont you think Wayne may feel at least a little childish when his actions are compared to Marvin Harrisons? For the sake of my team this year I hope I see him dance 30 more times after scores, but it just looks dumb.
31Joe
      ID: 66201615
      Fri, Sep 07, 2007, 11:52
What a quiet bored...
32Shak
      ID: 336361613
      Fri, Sep 07, 2007, 13:56
Sorry I haven't been around much. Nice work, Ed. Here are my quick thoughts on the BW:

The norm was to take 2 QBs and 1 K. Here are the exceptions:

One QB Teams:
Shak – Donovan McNabb (bye week 5)
RBP – Carson Palmer (5)
Grim Reaper – Philip Rivers (7)
Supa Mario – Trent Green (9)
Joe – Marc Bulger (9)

No K Team:
Harmon – drafted Gramatica (IR)

Two QB Two K Team:
Tribe

Bye Week Troubles:

Week 5
RBP – 1st pick Carson Palmer and 2nd pick A Peterson are on byes this week. Scott tried to offset Palmer’s bye week by drafting another QB. Unfortunately, the other QB was Leftwich. OUCH! Can a team survive a week without its top two players and a zero at QB? I wouldn’t bet against RBP.

Week 6
Terry Tate – TT has his 3rd (Walker), 4th (M Bell), 5th (D Jack), and 10th (Nedney) on byes. That leaves him without a K and only 5 eligible scoring positions (out of seven).

Ednecks – Danger week with 1st (Gore) and 4th (Kitna) picks on byes. The other QB is Huard, who may not be starting come week 6. Same for 6th pick C Brown.

Week 8
Midget Maulers – Midget has his 3rd (Boldin) and 4th (Leinart) picks on byes. Remaining QB, Campbell, and WR Moss have a tough matchup at New England.

GCobb – Gcobb has his Dallas combo on a bye. 2nd pick TO and 3rd pick Romo along with K Rackers. If Tatum Bell is still starting, he’ll have to face the Bear defense.
33Shak
      ID: 336361613
      Fri, Sep 07, 2007, 16:07
and for Iron Mike:

One QB Teams:
TB – Jake Delhomme (7)
Shak – Alex Smith (6)
BSB – McNabb (5)

Two QB Two K Team
Tribe

Bye Week Troubles:

Week 5
BSB – If you’re going to draft only one QB, I’d think you’d want to make sure you have all hands on deck for that one week. BSB has McNabb, Chester, and Tony Hunt (who?) on byes. Throw in the fact that he has practice squader Kenneth Darby on the roster and you can see why it would be a major surprise if he survives week 5.

Week 6
Grim Reaper – Kris has 1st Addai, 5th, K Jones, and Nedney on byes in 6. Lone RB Barber faces NE. May need big points from Brees, whose Saints must travel to Seattle.

Shak – Will be missing four players in week 6: QBs Alex Smith and Leftwich, RB Travis Henry, and TE Heath Miller. Need a big week from Steve Smith vs. Arizona.

Joe – A lot depends on whether or not Frye is still starting in Cle, as Kitna is on a bye. Also missing Dallas Clark this week. Tough matchup for Benson vs. tough Minn run defense

Week 8
Tribe – The IMD team that has its top two players on a bye the same week is Tribe. He has LJ and Boldin out plus McNair. Having that much fire power out this late in the season looks like trouble.

Week 10
Raider Haters – His 2nd (T Jones) and 3rd (R Moss) will be sitting this week. Ordinarily that wouldn’t be too much to overcome, but there are fewer teams and who knows what to expect from J Campbell, T Green, and B Franks?
34Shak
      ID: 336361613
      Fri, Sep 07, 2007, 17:51
I thought it would be interesting to revisit last year's picks. TB took the time to do a very nice review of each team in the RW. Here's where the team's finished up and TB's quotes:

Reggie White
1) Shak//Team could go deep or be a bubble team every Monday night.//
2) Trash//This is a solid team that will make it past all the byes and will be looking to be a finalist.//
3) TT//I see this team leaving in the first few weeks.//
4) Ednecks//Should be in contention till the end and could win it all.//
5) Reaper//Lots of potential. No consistent weekly scorers and could be gone on a week they all fall flat.//
6) Mario//If you play russian roulette long enough, eventually the bullet is going to fire.//
7) TB//Foster and Taylor will get hurt and I will likely be gone on a week when none of the WRs score a TD//
8) Raider Haters//This isn't a keeper league. Week 9 is scary and could be the end of the line.//
9) Gumsellers//Should be gone in week 4.//
10) RBP//Not enough firepower to be a champion and could be a team that goes early//
11) Steve//Could be gone weeks 4, 5, or 6 with crappy QB play.//
12) Midget//I think week 9 is when Midget needs to be concerned//
13) STB//I am picking him to be champ. It will be the only time Vick ever earns a ring.//
14) Tribe//I stamp this team as contender and move along.//
15) Joe//I see Joe being a finalist and maybe champ. This team can be boom or bust.//
16) JHHH// Be nervous through week 5.//
17) GCobb//Gone in Week 6//
18) BSB//This team is a prime candidate to go home on week 7. No Gore, Mason, Curtis, or Troupe. For sure gone in week 7. Put it down in ink.//

Steve took some time to run the teams thru his computer.

Steve’s Computations:
Reggie White Division:
WEEK 1 OUT: STB
WEEK 2 OUT: RAIDERHATERS
WEEK 3 OUT: MIDGET MAULERS
WEEK 4 OUT: GRIM REAPER
WEEK 5 OUT: TERRY TATE
WEEK 6 OUT: SUPA MARIO
WEEK 7 OUT: GUM SELLERS
WEEK 8 OUT: RBP
WEEK 9 OUT: TRIBE
WEEK 10 OUT: JOE
WEEK 11 OUT: BROAD STREET BOYS
WEEK 12 OUT: TRASHHAULERS
WEEK 13 OUT: STEVE
WEEK 14 OUT: TB
WEEK 15 OUT: SHAK ATTACK

WEEK 16 - 17 TOTALS
1ST HHH
2ND GCOBB
3RD EDNECKS

Interesting notes: Immunity wasn’t a factor. HHH projects to have the high total 9 out of the first 15 weeks and overall high total by more than 100 points. The projected top four overall points in order: HHH, Ednecks, Shak and GCobb. Shak, bubble boy, is on the outside looking in.
35Shak
      ID: 336361613
      Fri, Sep 07, 2007, 17:56
I rated only the teams that averaged less than an hour per pick in the WP last year. That was 10 out of 18. Interesting to note that the top 5 and 7 of the top 8 finishers in the WP averaged less than an hour. Maybe we shouldn't boot the slackers!

Here's my grades and the finish (sorry, Harmon, I'll never question you taking 4 Broncos again).

TrashHaulers (40 minutes) Grade: B//CHAMPS
RaiderHaters (15 minutes) Grade: F//2nd Place
TB (20 minutes) Grade: B++//3rd Place
GCobb (31 minutes) Grade: C// Week 15
Joe (less than a minute) Grade: B+//Week 14
Shak Attack (16 minutes) Grade: A//Week 12
Ednecks (33 minutes) Grade: B+//Week 11
Steve (53 minutes) Grade: C++++++++++++++++//Week 6
STB (25 minutes) Grade: C//Week 3
JHHH (15 minutes) Grade: C+//Week 2
36Shak
      ID: 336361613
      Fri, Sep 07, 2007, 17:57
Well, I guess I wasted enough of the taxpayers' money for today. Good luck this weekend everybody.
37TB
      Sherpa
      ID: 031811922
      Sat, Sep 08, 2007, 00:02
Drew Brees, one point.

I am going to cry like a little girl if I get booted this week. My other team has two WR (Housh and Bennett) that might not play so it could be a very sad and short season for me.
38Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Sat, Sep 08, 2007, 12:18
"OVERALL SURVIVOR CHAMPION", come on Joe you didn't win any league, just a consolation prize for being at least the 1st loser in both. Shak reliving his victory, am I the only one that's Humble enough not to mention my "Victory"...Joe That's "Victory", meaning to finish First in a league where all other teams finish behind behind you..Did I mention my Victory!!
39SURVIVOR CHAMP JOE
      ID: 66201615
      Sat, Sep 08, 2007, 14:58
Hey ednecks, correct me if im wrong but that is the title of the owner that is around for the most weeks in a season right? Right! And I got it once right? Right! So dont be so bitter that I was once the Winner, cause we went over this last year as well. And I will continue to gloat until it is erased from my memory or I win something else (besides the playoffs with an all eagle team baby!) You are getting grumpy old man, but I still like you alot!
40Edneck the Humble
      ID: 4110311923
      Sat, Sep 08, 2007, 16:13
Joe your like that person during a IG inspection who gets a "Pat on the Back certificate" for doing well, but actually wasn' good enough to win the big prize of "Big Bad MF".
41SURVIVOR CHAMP JOE
      ID: 66201615
      Sat, Sep 08, 2007, 16:47
I am that person! ask Monkey man
42SURVIVOR CHAMP JOE
      ID: 66201615
      Sat, Sep 08, 2007, 16:51
but i do have to say that I find your stubbornness regarding the winner of that stupid award (you know, the one the league was named after;)very funy, and odd. But mostly funny...
43Edneck the Humble
      ID: 4110311923
      Sat, Sep 08, 2007, 16:57
Joe pull my finger..
44BSB
      ID: 2364289
      Sat, Sep 08, 2007, 22:59
Shak- w/o McNabb I will still beat most teams out there in wk 5
45SURVIVOR CHAMP JOE
      ID: 66201615
      Sun, Sep 09, 2007, 14:46
taylor hurt, but how bad?
46Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Sun, Sep 09, 2007, 18:54
Not looking good for me in the IM...scared!!
47Shak
      ID: 526391622
      Sun, Sep 09, 2007, 19:53
In the Bill Walsh five teams still on the bubble heading to Sunday night game, but it looks like the Grim Reaper to me.

Grim Reaper 57-7= 50 (DONE)
Shak Attack 52-5 (Witten and Stover)
GCobb 40-2 (Romo, TO, Chad, Droughns, and Rackers)
TT 36 (Jacobs, McNair -11, D Jack, Mason, Nedney)
BSB 32 (Burress, McGahee, Alex Smith)
48SURVIVOR CHAMP JOE
      ID: 66201615
      Sun, Sep 09, 2007, 19:54
Not looking so good for me in IM either, but I still have Chad JOhnson to go. I think I got a three from Benson and a -1 from Frye, but he was back up anyway, not for long Im sure. I think I will be ok in both leagues this week. Dont have time to look through all the stats right now, but ednecks I dont see you haveing a problem at all with Droughns, James, and Burress to go, thats at least twenty more points for your score so stop looking for attention.
49Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Sun, Sep 09, 2007, 20:02
BSB's quote "C'mon, Lamont Jordan?" in post #12. Lamont Jordan 70 rush yards + TD, 9 Recp for 89 and you have a pretty good week of 25.5 points.a btter week then LT. Sure it was against the Lions. Believe me, Monster Mario has a better team then BSB...
50Shak
      ID: 526391622
      Sun, Sep 09, 2007, 20:09
I have no idea in the IMD. If Romo doesn't score 20+, then I think JHHH will be the leader in the clubhouse with 67.

JHHH 68-1 (Romo -20)
Ednecks 67-18 (Droughns, Burress, Edge)
SupaMario 65 (J Jones -1, Palmer -16)
Tribe 63 (McNair -3, Boldin -2)
BSB 61 (Shockey, M Clayton)
GCobb 61 (TO-4, V Davis -5)
Joe 60 (Chad Johnson)
Spiderpig 54-3 (Leinart, Witten)
Grim Reaper 53-1 (Barber, Nedney)
TrashHaulers 48-4 (Gore, DJack, Mason)
Terry Tate 42 (Jacobs, McGahee, Rackers)
51Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Sun, Sep 09, 2007, 20:31
Okay a Burress 60 yard TD and I feel better...Leaving week 1 would hurt worse then Joe saying I'm looking for attention...
52joe
      ID: 66201615
      Sun, Sep 09, 2007, 21:56
my money says you will win the week ednecks, and I would really hate to see you leave early in either leagues, would miss your talk. And of course, you wouldn't qualify for the OVERALL SURVIVOR CHAMP, and thats what its all about brother...
53TB
      Sherpa
      ID: 031811922
      Sun, Sep 09, 2007, 23:00
Joe, you are pure awesome.
54joe
      ID: 66201615
      Sun, Sep 09, 2007, 23:36
I aim to please TB. Anyone catch the Giants/cowboys game. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, but with if he is your enemy too? Thats how I felt watching this game, as an eagles fan (no comment) I wanted both to lose. I started to root for the giants and for the first time ever wanted Eli womanning to do good. I feel cheap. But it was an exciting last 10 minutes or so.
55Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 00:11
You two courting or something? IT's funny the Overall Survivor Champ recieved $50 bucks and the winners of the leagues won $300? Yeah your pure Awesome Jone..Not!!
57joe
      ID: 66201615
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 01:15
Jone? ok, whatever you say ted. Hey ted, why dont you just petition to change the name to "the owner who survived the most weeks but really sucks cause he didnt win it all", 'the overall loser', or 'the title ednecks will never earn'. Ill give you some time to think, why dont you come up with a draft for the title, then Ill give it to my people to see what we can come up with!
58Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 08:30
Joe your people are probably the same guys who havn't won a league either. My brother's names are Ted, Ned and Fred, so watch it little man:-)

After I've had a few minutes too think, I'll rename your title to "The Pat on the Back, consolation winnner who didn't win a league" Now If you won one of the leagues then I'll leave it as the "Guy who did well in both leagues". I beleive you fall into the first category! Overall Survivor Champ is now offically out!!

59joe
      ID: 66201615
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 08:43
like I said, I will have my people look that over. But Im keeping my belt!
60Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 09:14
Joe here's my theory on the your Title. Back in 1978 I finished 4th In my first run of a Sl Sking event in Garmish Germany out of 120 competitors and finished 5th in the 2nd run. At the ceremony that night to hand out the Trophy's I was the Overall Combined Finisher, Reward of nothing my friend. I've finished 2nd three times in one of my Baseball Leagues and have the best record over a 5 year Span...Winner of nothing in that league but money...You have won nothing either my friend, but a Pat on the BAck for doing well...I beleive Scotty/Trash/Tribe and a few others have reminded me when I get a little high and mighty and full of myself that in the End even though I've won other titles and leagues, until I win that Baseball league I'm just another loser who has done Well but not Well enough!!
61Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 09:39
Joe tell your people that the Ednecks word is final, anything but a act of God or Shak will not change the result.
62Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 09:42
Shak and Scotty you guys are pure awesome, just spreading a little love, Joe thinks I'm all evil.
63Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 09:43
Can you tell I just took my medication...WHOOOOOOO baby those pills make you feel good!!!
64Shak
      ID: 336361613
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 10:57
LOL You guys crack me up. The guys that never visit the board don't know what they're missing.

//UNOFFICIALLY//
Two horse race in the BW
Grim Reaper 50
TT 38 (McNair, D Jack, Mason, Nedney) NOTE: McNair has to score +11 to count.


Dog fight in the IMD. (Sorry for the politically incorrect analogy)
SupaMario 71 (Palmer) NOTE: Palmer needs to score +16 to count.
BSB 69 (M Clayton)
Grim Reaper 66 (Nedney)
Tribe 61 (McNair, Boldin) NOTE: McNair needs to score +3 to count.
Joe 60 (Chad Johnson)
TrashHaulers 44 (Gore, DJack, Mason)
Terry Tate 44 (McGahee, Rackers)

65Shak
      ID: 336361613
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 11:08
IMMUNITY

Up for grabs in BW.
GCobb 104 (Rackers and Chad J)
Mario 103 (Fitz) NOTE: Fitz must score +7 to count.
Ednecks 102 (Gore) NOTE: Gore must score +7.
STB 99 (Edge) NOTE: Edge must score +6.

RBP setting the bar high in IMD.
RBP 139 (Graham)
66joe
      ID: 66201615
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 11:20
Wow, I guess I am just a loser:( That Germany story really put me in my place. Never again will I mention that petty award made up of mere consistency, suave, and talent, yet mundane and perplexing at the same time. Wait, I just had a change of heart. I truly am sorry that you did not place in germany or in your baseball leagues. Better yet, maybe I am just sorry they did not have an award for BEST OVERALL, because you would deserve it my friend. Now, unfortunalety for your petty wicked ways, and fortunalety for my unwillingness to back down to some poopy talk, this league does have such an award. And I will always have it, even if it is removed for next season! You can never take that away from me, as much as you want to. I may put it on my tombstone, just incase you happen to pass by it one day. As long as me saying it stirs you up, or at least you pretend it stirs you up I will continue to boast about my glory days like Al Bundy reflecting on his time at Polk High.
And please apologize to Ted, Ned and Right Said Fred for me!
67joe
      ID: 66201615
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 11:49
Enough of that. Who do you guys think had the best and most surprising game. This is just coming off th etop of my head without looking at any stats or points. Im sure just about everybody kicked themself after passing up on randy moss. I mean he was the last pick in the third round for IMD and late third round in BW. Burress, Womanning, and romo (i think highest scoring QB) all had huge games. LJ wasnt LJ, LT was a little less then the normal LT and Alexander made me not regrett taking him. Kitna had a big game and made me thankful I grabbed him in most my leagues this year, but how can he be bad with those WR's? Calvin Johnson looks like the real deal and once again, im happy I grabbed him up in my keeper league. TO was great, as much as I hate to say that. Alot of huge scorers this week. Addai with the injury scare early on and i think is currently the weeks high RB scorer. Ok, i dont seem to be getting anywhere here now, just going on and on and...
68Shak
      ID: 336361613
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 12:33
I emailed the prelim results. Let me know if you didn't recieve it.
69Shak
      ID: 336361613
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 12:41
Biggest surprise for me was Chris Brown rushing for 175 vs. the Jags defense.

Biggest disappointments were Brees and S Jackson both scoring one stinking point. At least I didn't trade away a 3rd round pick to take SJ.

Standing by on B Jacobs MRI. Terry Tate could be looking at a double whammy -- he took Jacobs in the 2nd in both leagues.
70joe
      ID: 66201615
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 12:45
yeah, I forgot about Brown, I had him benched in one of my leagues in favor of BENSON...ouch! But hey, Im playing mario and have almost twice as many points as he does, so I wont complain to much
71Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 13:47
Chris Brown was a surprise, Not because I have him, but if I can get 10+ out of him each week then he was a excellent 8th round pick..I still think White takes the job for good sooner or later.

I also thought Burress, Jordon and Witten were bigger then anyone thought would happen, but that was the nature of those games, everyone scored

The Disappointments were for sure Brees, Jackson, Bush, Evans, MJD and the I guess the worst first round pick may end up being Ronnie Brown.

How about that Vikings defense, I picked them up in most of my leagues had a hunch they would produce.
72Steve
      ID: 34492918
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 13:48
It wasn't SJ's fault...without Orlando Pace it looks like STL has no line. I'm sure he'll be fine.
73Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 13:51
Sorry I drafted Brown at pick 6.15...Have I mentioned my Gun shot wound and my Shark Bite yet:-)
74Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 14:28
Sorry JHHH, aka Superstar in the softball world..your a awesome dude too buddy!!
75Shak
      ID: 336361613
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 15:22
Looks like Jacobs will miss 3-5 weeks. Caddy looks like he'll miss a couple of weeks. And the injuries start to take their toll.

What's taking Atlanta/KC/Cleveland so long to call up Leftwich? Going to be a long year for those teams.
76joe
      ID: 66201615
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 15:28
I just noticed it was 180 for $180 Surviving Most Weeks and not 50 bones ednecks. Come on, if your gonna talk trash back it with facts!
77joe
      ID: 66201615
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 15:31
when the caddy is in the auto shop my boy pittman can come out and play, all part of my master plan to once again take that title that ednecks doesnt want me to say...
78Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 16:26
It really doesn't matter to me Joan, I was only giving you some Shit...
79joe
      ID: 66201615
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 18:23
you cant say bad words on here buddy, someone (me) may report you arse
80TB
      Sherpa
      ID: 031811922
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 21:05
Did you see Deltha O'Neal climbing all on top of D. Williams on that last pass before half? The ref was right there. Very lame no call. Takes nuts to make the right call against the home team. Too bad that ref doesn't have any.
81Supamario
      ID: 87517
      Mon, Sep 10, 2007, 22:08
Joey, you are a bad word!!
82joe
      ID: 66201615
      Tue, Sep 11, 2007, 01:54
Actually some excitment at the end of the HORRIBLE San Fran Arizona game. Smith sounds gangsta...
83jhhh
      ID: 52830132
      Thu, Sep 13, 2007, 03:37
Smith's post game interview did not leave me with an impression that he is the type of leader that I would want running my offense. Maybe he was tired...maybe he was not used to doing a post game interview (after a win)...but I didn't hear anything that made me BELIEVE.
84Joe
      ID: 197441310
      Thu, Sep 13, 2007, 23:07
I really cant believe how quite this bored has been. First time I checked in today cause I didnt want to be disappointed today. Thanks for taking care of the JHHH, also I agree with you, but it could be the whole winning thing...
85Joe
      ID: 197441310
      Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 09:08
any ideas on who will win the Chargers Patriots game? Are the patriots that good or have they been cheating the decade worst then bonds, is LT gonna make up for their playoff loss? Give me some thoughts brothas
86Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 13:39
Bellicheat is a genius? How many times have we heard that said over the last 5 years by announcers. If I know your in a Cover-two or Man-to-man defense I can call a play that will probably work against that defense. I would figure that if they can steal the defenses signals then they can do the same to the offense and that's where you have a huge advantage..I remember saying to myself last year the NE defense seems to be everywhere, so I would think it was a significant advantage...We'll see if it was just the talent that made them seem invicible. I'm sure they couldn't get every teams signals, so I'm really not sure how much of an advantage over the course of the season it was. I think the main question is does it matter how you pickup the other teams signals, either by posting a watcher to pick them up or via video? I'm not sure it matters..not much difference in using photographic technology to see what defense a team is playing during the game...I think we are talking about the morality of right or wrong and I guess the NFL say's he's a cheatin so-and so....He's not the only team doing the same thing..he just got nabbed in the act.

87SupaMario
      ID: 206312416
      Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 16:47
I think either the Chargers or the Patriots will win that game
88Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 17:37
I think Randy Moss will play for the Patriots and LT will play for the Chargers..sticking my neck out on this one:-)
89Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 17:38
Joe said this Board was getting bored and quiet? HA!
90SupaMario
      ID: 206312416
      Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 18:36
Actually he said quite and bored. BTW, good call Ednecks, I agree totally!!
91SupaMario
      ID: 206312416
      Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 18:38
Im sorry, he said quite THIS bored has been hehe! I'm going out on a limb as well, I think he meant QUIET THIS BOARD has been!!
92Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 18:59
He might have been saying I'm quiet boarded..MAybe he was talking about his team?
93TB
      Sherpa
      ID: 031811922
      Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 20:58
Bellicheat is a great name for him. He was a complete loser until Brady came along and now some dumbasses say he's a genius. Players make a coach look great.
Record prior to Brady:
1991 6-10
1992 7-9
1993 7-9
1994 11-5
1995 5-11
2000 5-11

Since Brady:
2001 11-5
2002 9-7
2003 14-2
2004 14-2
2005 10-6
2006 12-4

Maybe he started filming other teams signals in 2001 as well, and putting mics on defenders, and bugging locker rooms and other team benches, and stealing radio communications to the opposing QB, and buying playbooks from cut players, and selling secrets to the Chinese. I don't call many people fuc%ers, but he is one. I wish he would have been suspended for the rest of the season. Honestly, I wonder if he sits and around and feels like a winner or if he just enjoys knowing many people falsely believe that he is one.
94Joe
      ID: 197441310
      Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 23:38
TB said 'sits and around' wow it is reelly phun making phun of speeling miscates, grahamer and watt not, goods think eye am hear or u wood be reelly board! Have anything football to talk about?

And if you must know, I have quite a bad case of bored that I picked up from some hoe in Kosovo. Doc says its an STD that you can only get from midgets (calm down mauler) I did not mean to bring it up on this message board, good looking out guys. Good comments about LT and Moss ednecks, how insightful! Are you and mario done patting each other on the back now?

But good stats TB, he is a fake, and I want to see Brady come out and play like Harrington this week because he has no Bellicheat cliffsnotes for the Chargers game!
95RBP
      ID: 186573021
      Sat, Sep 15, 2007, 01:33
I tried to get into the fleaflicker site and cannot to save my life. Jimbo if you can go in and change my email address to scottkellimccoy@gci.net then I'm sure that will fix me up. Thanks

Hunting update: Saw lots of Moose tracks, saw lots of Moose poop, saw lots of Moose at distance and even saw a bull mounting a cow which was kind of funny....but killed no Moose. Better luck next time.
97Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Sun, Sep 16, 2007, 10:41
You ever get that feeling your leaving the rock? Kentucky beating a top 10 team means bad things will happen to me soon.
98joe
      ID: 66201615
      Sun, Sep 16, 2007, 10:46
yeah, I get that feeling about you often...
99Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Sun, Sep 16, 2007, 12:30
Wishful thinking Joe! Somebody start a new thread and hopefully a little better conversation then Joe's grammer.
100Edneck
      ID: 4110311923
      Sun, Sep 16, 2007, 12:45
I'll start One..I have to do everything around here..
101joe
      ID: 66201615
      Sun, Sep 16, 2007, 14:28
I dont know, I Kinda like this one. Call me sentimental, lazy, whatever!
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