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0 Subject: Fun Suff- Links and Videos, Part 3

Posted by: Guru
- [330592710] Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 09:14

Time for a new thread. The last one is so large it chokes my system.
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172Skidazl
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      Sun, May 06, 2012, 11:05
Getting on and off an airplane
173sarge33rd
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      Wed, May 16, 2012, 18:59
174sarge33rd
      ID: 353491011
      Sun, May 20, 2012, 20:48
175Perm Dude
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      Tue, May 22, 2012, 16:21
Harvard's Unibomber notice for his 50th class reunion
176Perm Dude
      ID: 3210201915
      Thu, May 24, 2012, 02:34
Video of an arena change from NHL to NBA in 3 minutes.
177Perm Dude
      ID: 3210201915
      Wed, May 30, 2012, 19:38
178sarge33rd
      ID: 353491011
      Sun, Jun 03, 2012, 16:42
this just should not be missed. An annual thing above Scotland/England, as thousand upon thousands of starlings gather, for reasons which are apparently, not quite clear.

179sarge33rd
      ID: 12554167
      Sat, Jun 16, 2012, 13:50
NOT SAFE FOR WORK... but absolutely hilarious

Insult Comic Dog at Chicagos Weiner Factory

(This is a hot dog eatery, where a rude staff is abused by patrons, who are abused by the staff, who are abused by patrons...)
180sarge33rd
      ID: 12554167
      Mon, Jun 18, 2012, 15:27
181sarge33rd
      ID: 12554167
      Tue, Jun 19, 2012, 15:11
Deepak Chopra randomness

It has been said by some that the thoughts and tweets of Deepak Chopra are indistinguishable from a set of profound sounding words put together in a random order, particularly the tweets tagged with "#cosmisconciousness". This site aims to test that claim! Each "quote" is generated from a list of words that can be found in Deepak Chopra's Twitter stream randomly stuck together in a sentence.

"Greatness creates subtle possibilities"
182sarge33rd
      ID: 12554167
      Wed, Jul 04, 2012, 00:48
183sarge33rd
      ID: 12554167
      Tue, Jul 10, 2012, 20:42
safe sex SFW so, not to worry
184weykool
      ID: 8657121
      Fri, Jul 13, 2012, 21:57
#183.....Not exactly SFW.
185sarge33rd
      ID: 12554167
      Fri, Jul 13, 2012, 22:00
Unless you are working at Prudes-R-Us, I cant imagine it NOT being SFW.
186weykool
      ID: 8657121
      Fri, Jul 13, 2012, 22:05
I agree it should be safe for work but unfortunately it isnt.
187sarge33rd
      ID: 12554167
      Fri, Jul 13, 2012, 23:01
apparently someone where you are, took offense. I cant imagine, how far up the posterior, a corn cob would have to be, for that to be offensive. Still, that it was after I said it was SFW, I apologize for any grief it caused. No place I have ever worked, would it not have been deemed "safe".
188sarge33rd
      ID: 12554167
      Mon, Jul 16, 2012, 22:40
one seriously bad ass Ford Fiesta
189¤ Mario LeMoose ¤
      ID: 53743618
      Mon, Aug 06, 2012, 19:54
According to Fox Sports, Baghdad is in Iran

190sarge33rd
      ID: 12554167
      Wed, Sep 05, 2012, 17:57
these two just dont miss
191Perm Dude
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      Wed, Sep 05, 2012, 18:09
192sarge33rd
      ID: 12554167
      Sat, Oct 06, 2012, 13:22
27 Reasons why a billion people, should not be allowed to use Facebook
193Khahan
      ID: 373143013
      Wed, Oct 10, 2012, 11:19
Not sure where the best place for this is -here or in the football forum. But I'm in tears reading thru this. Just a note - strong language, not good to open w/ little eyes around. There is no audio.

QB conversation on facebook
194sarge33rd
      ID: 12554167
      Wed, Oct 10, 2012, 12:09
Yep...I put it on the Football forum. lol That is some of the finest 'comedy writing' Ive seen in a very long time. Read it 4 or 5 times, side was hurting, out of breath and tears running from laughing.
195sarge33rd
      ID: 12554167
      Sat, Oct 13, 2012, 22:00
move those deer crossings! (this is one STUPID woman)

youtube vid which I seem to have lost the ability to embed. *shrug*
196Perm Dude
      ID: 3210201915
      Tue, Oct 16, 2012, 23:47
Just came across that one. Funny!
197sarge33rd
      ID: 12554167
      Wed, Oct 17, 2012, 18:46
one binder to rule them all
198sarge33rd
      ID: 12554167
      Mon, Oct 29, 2012, 20:42
wind map

makes REALLY clear, how impactful hurricane Sandy is
199sarge33rd
      ID: 12554167
      Mon, Dec 03, 2012, 15:05
19 people having worse days than you

(might load a bit slow for some. Wait for the vid clips to start looping. Its well worth it)
200sarge33rd
      ID: 12554167
      Wed, Dec 05, 2012, 23:17
college humor parody

one line NSFW,
201Perm Dude
      ID: 201027169
      Mon, Dec 10, 2012, 17:59
Not funny, really, but interesting:

Trying to track down all the missing moon rocks.
202¤ Mario LeMoose ¤
      ID: 21032218
      Mon, Jan 21, 2013, 09:33
How to make a baby
203Perm Dude
      ID: 201027169
      Wed, Jan 30, 2013, 02:27
Stupid photo, but made me laugh.
204sarge33rd
      ID: 4609710
      Sun, Mar 03, 2013, 16:40
what the solar systems orbits look like, once the suns movement thorugh the galaxy is included
205Perm Dude
      ID: 201027169
      Tue, Apr 02, 2013, 14:05
Gorgeous wikipedia photo
206Perm Dude
      ID: 201027169
      Mon, Jun 03, 2013, 17:46
Funniest autocorrects ever.

Had me in stitches.
207Perm Dude
      ID: 201027169
      Sat, Jun 29, 2013, 13:14
Paris apartment was a time capsule--empty for 70 years.
208sarge33rd
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      Wed, Jul 10, 2013, 15:46
this one had me rolling around laughing so hard it hurt. Much like the QBs on FB did...


huffpost comedy
209sarge33rd
      ID: 3871221
      Mon, Sep 02, 2013, 12:37
210Challenger
      Sustainer
      ID: 481126818
      Mon, Sep 02, 2013, 13:17
Poor Girl!

She soon to be Amanda Bynes new neighbor?
211sarge33rd
      ID: 3871221
      Tue, Sep 03, 2013, 13:08
212sarge33rd
      ID: 3871221
      Thu, Sep 05, 2013, 00:35
213sarge33rd
      ID: 3871221
      Fri, Sep 06, 2013, 14:49
214sarge33rd
      ID: 3871221
      Tue, Sep 10, 2013, 11:03
nicely played Jimmy.

215sarge33rd
      ID: 3871221
      Thu, Oct 03, 2013, 02:27
Lol Cat Bible translation

Genesis 6


1 An when men begun 2 begats kidz on teh urf, dey had dawters. wich is gud cuz Ceiling Cat still wudnt let dem masturbate.

2 An teh sons ov Ceiling Cat saw taht teh dawters ov mens wer rly hawt An sexy; An dey sed "PENIS GOES WHERE?" An dey had sexxs but no buttsecks cuz it wuznt inventd yet.

3 An Ceiling Cat sed, i no fites wif ppl 4evr so i no lets tehm liv 4evr: aftr wiel dey wil getz ded. htey is stil thinkx dey can livs long tiem but i givs dem only 1 liefs insted ov 9 liek teh kittehs. so tehre.

4 An sum wierd d00dz calld Nephilim wer in teh urfs in dose dais to scroos teh Creationists, An also aftr dat, when teh sons ov Ceiling Cat An dawters ov men did PENIS GOES WHERE?! but still no buttsecks, An they begats kidz. An teh kidz were badass powrful liek superman An wonder woman An all teh avatars in WoW, An dey wer all famous An stuf.

5 An Ceiling Cat saw dat teh ppl on teh urfs wuz all wikkid An mean An evil, An dat ppl thot ov wikkid mean evil stuf all teh tiem. An they rited wikkidpedia so evry1 wud knoes how 2 b all wikkid An mean An evil.

6 An Ceiling Cat wuz rly sry dat he had madez ppl on teh urf, An it maded him all sad An pissed off An stuff.

7 An Ceiling Cat sed im gonna pwnz all teh ppl An aminals what i has maded on teh urf; ppl An moo cows An creepy crawlyz An burdz ov teh skyz An burdz liek ostridges An stuf who cant flyz; cuz i so sry i maded them.

8 But Ceiling Cat liekd noah alot.

9 This is story about noah. noah wuz rightchus d00d, An liek mor rightchus then any1 els. noah hung out wif Ceiling Cat alot An lissend 2 tunez An played pokemons An stuff.. An sum tiems Ceiling Cat even letz him winz cuz he liekd him alot.

10 An noah begat 3 sons, shem, ham, An japheth. but i alrdy told u that.

11 An teh urf wuz corruptd An messed up, An teh urfs wuz filld wif meanies.

12 An Ceiling Cat saw teh urf, An saw taht it wuz corruptd cuz all teh ppl had fuxxxxd it up.

13 An Ceiling Cat sed 2 noah, i iz gonna pwnz the whole urf cuz teh urf has mor evilz An vilents then WoW An grand theft auto. so im gonna pwnz tehm An teh whole urfs. all teh filez in ppls hedz iz all corruptd An dey keep emailin em 2 all ther frendz. i should haev kept it in Beta longr :( An inventd mcafee An nortonz An stuff to keep out trojan snake wormz An viruses An rootkitz An stuf liek that.

14 Make gynormus bote calld ark ov gophr wud; maek roomz in teh ark, An cover it wif tar on teh insidez An outsiedz. An noah sed wait a minit u cant getz wood frm gophrs, u has 2 use treez. An Ceiling Cat sed i can callz a tree a gophr if i wantz cuz i iz Ceiling Cat. so stfu An go getz ur hammerz An sawz An stuff. An noah sed k, brb.

15 An Ceiling Cat sed dis iz how u makez teh ark: teh length ov teh ark 300 cubits An teh width ov it 50 cubitz An teh hite ov it 30 cubits. An noah sed wtf iz a cubit An Ceiling Cat sed stfu again. so noah did.

16 maek sum windoze (but not teh µ!¢®0$0ƒ+ kind) in teh ark 2 cubitz hai An mek teh door in teh side. An maek it wif 1th, 2th, An 3th storiez.

17 An see, i makez teh flood ov waters upon teh hole urf, 2 pwnz all teh ppl An aminals An stuffz An evrythin in teh hol urfs iz gets ded.

18 But i iz taeks care ov u An keeps u safe cuz i lieks u alot. An u can haz ride in teh ark, u An ur sons An ur wief An ur sons wifez 2.

19 An u taeks 2 ov every kind ov aminal into teh ark, 2 keep them aliv wif u (even teh goggies); An mek shur dey r male An femael so dey can meks mor aminals after dey leavs teh ark but i wont letz dem do PENIS GOES WHERE?! on teh ark cuz mor aminals wud mek it 2 crouded.

20 Taek all kinds of teh birdz, An ov teh moocows, An ov teh creepy crawlyz on teh urf, 2 ov evry kind. but dont worry about teh fishz, dey can swimz gud.

21 An taek teh f00dz dat all teh ppl An aminals lieks 2 eatz, An gathr it up; An it shall b 4 fud 4 u, An 4 them. An noah sed thers gonna b lotz ov poopi to shuvl wif all dem aminals An stuff, An Ceiling Cat sed stfu i iz givez dem all rael bad constipashun so dont worry about it. An noah sed k and stfu'd.

22 so noah did evry thin Ceiling Cat tellz him, bein a gud boi bcuz he had to stfu
216Perm Dude
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      Mon, Oct 21, 2013, 10:25
217sarge33rd
      ID: 3871221
      Wed, Dec 11, 2013, 17:36
letter from a 10 month old to Santa....
218sarge33rd
      ID: 3871221
      Thu, Dec 19, 2013, 01:39
cool, means driving a fully sized LEGO 2 seat car
219¤ Mario LeMoose ¤
      ID: 1711523020
      Mon, Dec 30, 2013, 21:53
Missouri Bar Responds To Cease And Desist From Starbucks With Epic Letter And $6 Check

220sarge33rd
      ID: 390471112
      Fri, Jan 24, 2014, 18:45
Norwegians discover way to defeat American Marines during war games using bacon and small children. LPT-don't ever, ever get in a snowball fight with Norwegian school kids.
221sarge33rd
      ID: 390471112
      Tue, Jul 08, 2014, 00:47
this takes talent (sincerely)
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