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Subject: Deep Thoughts with GO
Posted by: Great One
- [53105119] Mon, Nov 15, 2010, 18:14
Things I want to discuss... but nowhere to put. Lets condense GO's random Deep Thoughts for discussion. |
| 1 | Great One
ID: 53105119
Mon, Nov 15, 2010, 18:14
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I was curious if anyone on the boards has experience in developing apps for smart phones. Something I'd like to develop but don't know how to create it.
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| 2 | Khahan
ID: 373143013
Thu, Nov 18, 2010, 15:06
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Deep thoughts with GO.
1 post.
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| 3 | Great One
ID: 4110471110
Thu, Nov 18, 2010, 15:17
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Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?! :)
I forgot I asked this. Surprised nobody knows how to develop an app. Maybe they didn't see it yet.
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| 4 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522
Thu, Nov 18, 2010, 15:18
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Why do dogs hate it when you blow in their faces but love to ride in the car with their head out the window?
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| 5 | Great One
ID: 4110471110
Thu, Nov 18, 2010, 15:18
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I am also looking to find a way to get a meeting with Burger King marketing executives. How can we make that happen folks?
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| 7 | Da Bomb
ID: 508161517
Thu, Nov 18, 2010, 17:04
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Re: 4
Are humans not more or less the same way?
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| 8 | Tree, not at home
ID: 3910441615
Thu, Nov 18, 2010, 17:54
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Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?! :)
really Stephen Wright!?!? really?
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| 9 | Mith
ID: 28646259
Thu, Nov 18, 2010, 18:03
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That one's gotta be around longer than Steven wright.
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| 10 | Tosh
Leader
ID: 057721710
Thu, Nov 18, 2010, 18:13
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
Do they have reserved parking for non handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
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| 11 | weykool
ID: 138481617
Thu, Nov 18, 2010, 19:21
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I am also looking to find a way to get a meeting with Burger King marketing executives. How can we make that happen folks?
Tell them you want to see them your way....
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| 12 | weykool
ID: 138481617
Thu, Nov 18, 2010, 19:38
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"Questions That Haunt Me . ."
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be
before they are considered assassinated
instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents
in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?"
Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck
wearing the clothes you were buried in for
eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square
box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon
before we figured out it would be a good
idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a
baby" when babies wake up like every two
hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it
still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings
and then put money in binoculars to look
at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you
change? They're going to see you naked
anyway!
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that
burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which
no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in
the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can
make a radio out of a coconut, why can't
he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto
remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to
buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just
buy dinner?
If electricity comes from electrons, does
morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,
Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs
above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's
outside the hemisphere, but call it a
hemorrhoid when it's in your rectum?
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| 13 | Bond, James Bond
Leader
ID: 04352469
Thu, Nov 18, 2010, 20:39
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LOL
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| 14 | Great One
ID: 591051197
Fri, Nov 19, 2010, 08:52
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This thread is gonna be legendary. Better than the Ira one.
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| 15 | Great One
ID: 591051197
Fri, Nov 19, 2010, 09:26
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So somehow I need to meet Natalia Franco.
Burger King Corp. said Tuesday it has named former Coca-Cola Co. marketing executive Natalia Franco as global chief marketing officer.
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| 16 | katietx
ID: 4510171912
Fri, Nov 19, 2010, 13:17
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I'm still laughing about Jimmy. Thanks for making me clean my laptop screen.
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