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Subject: "The Week Before Christmas - Guru Style"
Posted by: Addicted
- [610441810] Sun, Dec 17, 19:24
Twas The Week Before Christmas Twas the week before Christmas when all through RotoGuru Not a gurupie was stirring, games there were few; Their trades were all hung by the modem with care, In hopes that no injuries soon would be there; The lemmings were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of money trains danced in their heads; And Ender in the pub, and I no trade to borrow, All wondered who would get injured tomorrow. When out on the forum there arose such a clatter, I jumped over to RotoNews to see was the matter; Away to the injuries I looked with despair, None of my players had been listed there. I visited Smallworld to check on the show, The pop-ups there, make it quite slow; When what to my wandering eyes should appear, More system maintenance, "At this time of year?". Went back to the forum and posted it quick, I knew in a moment we all would be sick; More rapid than eagles, the curses they came, I yelled and I shouted called them by name. Now Ender! Now Slimer! Shooter and Jedman On Species! On Guru! On, Ref and Bandwagon. To the top of Smallworld, and follow my call; Now trade away, trade away, trade away all. The following day we checked out our rosters, Another Mike in the forum, or just an imposter? The top of the rankings all the gurus they flew, And the top of the charts, St_Nicholas_2? He had the top players that would play that week, Not a guard in his lineup that I wouldn't keep. His forwards all studs, his centers not bad; This jolly old soul, ten trades he had!!!. Mcgrady, Garnett, Webber and Payton, Pierce, Walker, Davis and Duncan. We looked at his roster with never more zeal; He had both his centers by the name of ONeal. I watched the Lakers playing that day, He was a guest on the bench, he did not play. St_Nicholas_2 was written on his back, Should've known this guru was named Jack (Nicholas). He shared all his secrets on the forum that night, He layed out the plan, he showed us the light; When making your trades, do not delay; Visit Tradohlics Anonymous every day!!! For the multimedia version, click here |
1 | G Dogg
ID: 13631420 Sun, Dec 17, 19:27
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That was fantastic, but where was I in the story. ;)
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2 | jedman
ID: 291133620 Sun, Dec 17, 19:42
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Very well done addicted. Glad to see I'm good for something.
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3 | Z
ID: 13439719 Sun, Dec 17, 19:43
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Amazing as always :) Great Work...
-Z-
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4 | Pistol Pete
ID: 43638267 Sun, Dec 17, 19:44
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LOL. Thanks for the laughs Addicted.
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5 | The Bandwagon
ID: 3111511315 Sun, Dec 17, 19:51
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That was awesome! You made my day!
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6 | Pistol Pete
ID: 43638267 Sun, Dec 17, 20:08
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I'll try to add a few lines:
There were players to trade because the schedule was bare But as soon as we trade them, they go on a tear We debated our moves, some were quite bold What about Billups? Did you sell him or hold?
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7 | Texas Flood
ID: 12458220 Sun, Dec 17, 20:17
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Great, smiply great!!!! nice work ADDICTED:<).
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8 | RichBastards
ID: 431139623 Sun, Dec 17, 22:46
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Bravo! Bravo! Great fun Addicted!
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9 | slimer
ID: 2644430 Sun, Dec 17, 22:53
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that's pretty good, Addicted...as jedman said: good to see i'm good for something
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10 | Twarpy
ID: 519281715 Sun, Dec 17, 23:06
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Great work Addicted, this is top notch. I really like the multimedia version too:)
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11 | Ender
ID: 13443221 Sun, Dec 17, 23:24
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Well done :-)
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12 | allhair allstars
ID: 5398182 Sun, Dec 17, 23:31
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Nicely done! I had a few hearty "ho ho hos" at your creation.
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13 | Addicted
ID: 610441810 Mon, Dec 18, 18:03
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Wow!!! A 4.8 rating, thanks guys. Now if I could only figure out where to get 10 trades!!!
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14 | The_Beast
ID: 2511181421 Mon, Dec 18, 18:31
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I'd settle for 1 trade ;) Great work Addicted!
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15 | BillB
ID: 18452322 Mon, Dec 18, 20:58
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Wow...absolutely the bomb!!! WTG Addicted!!!!
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16 | DR Stars
ID: 4211161321 Mon, Dec 18, 21:19
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GREAT JOB!!! We're in the christmas spirit here in ROTOGURU, the best site in the Web.
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17 | Shooter
ID: 09112213 Mon, Dec 18, 23:03
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Excellent job Addicted!! That was pretty awesome.
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18 | Ref
ID: 1442849 Tue, Dec 19, 11:48
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Cracked me up. Don't know if it's good to be associated with bandwagon and his injuries though. I was hoping that was only last year when bandwagon and I were both getting burnt with regularity. Good work addicted.
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19 | Addicted
ID: 610441810 Mon, Dec 25, 04:36
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Silent Night BUTT
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20 | Ref Donor
ID: 539581218 Wed, Dec 19, 2007, 12:47
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;)
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