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Posted by: Addicted - [610441810] Sun, Jan 14, 09:28

<bgsound src=http://home.nc.rr.com/maleko/money.mid" loop=infinite>

This was going to be tied to Guru's request for
more clicking "Money for nothing, but your clicks for free ...".
But I couldn't work it. So after another DNP from NASH...


Money for Nothing

I hate these DNP’s
I hate these DNP’s
I hate these DNP’s

(Guitar Riff)
(or a mouse thrown at my monitor)

Now listen here Gurus, how are you supposed to do it
You play the Smallworld on the Internet
This ain't workin', How am I supposed to do it
Money for nothin' and my trades for free
Now this ain't workin', How am I supposed to do it?
Lemme tell ya these injuries are dumb
One guy’s out with a blister on his little finger
The other’s got a blister on his thumb

I gotta hold these trades for next week
But with all these injuries
I gotta move these injured players
I gotta move these DNP’s

My losses going to be hard to makeup
It’s not that I don’t care
But this week has made me insane
Nobody said this game was fair

I gotta hold these trades for next week
But with all these injuries
I gotta move these injured players
I gotta move these DNP’s

I shoulda learned to hold more trades
I shoulda learned to stick to my guns
But I gotta little greedy
Used all my trades but one
Should I trade Nash, or should I trade Davis?
Well I traded Davis, now little Nash is done
Now this ain't workin', How am I supposed to do it?
Spent my money for nothin' and my trades for free

I gotta hold these trades for next week
But with all these injuries
I gotta move these injured players
I gotta move these DNP’s

Please Gurus, How ya supposed to do it?
You play the Smallworld on the Internet
This ain't workin' How ya supposed to do it?
Money for nothin' and my trades for free
Money for nothin' and my trades for free

I hate these DNP’s
I hate these DNP’s
I hate these DNP’s


1Ender
      ID: 13443221
      Sun, Jan 14, 09:32 		You have quite a knack for this kind of thing. Very funny :)

2Pistol Pete
      ID: 43638267
      Sun, Jan 14, 10:11 		"Used all my trades but one"? Dang, Addicted, you ARE in Dire Straits. : )

I can see Mark Knopfler and Sting tossin' down a couple cold ones at a Mav's game right now. : )
3Addicted
      ID: 610441810
      Mon, Jan 15, 04:59 		Must be Dallas owner, Mark Cuban's favorite song.
I give "Money for Nothing"...
Man all these fines He's supposed to pay.
4David
      ID: 5061220
      Mon, Jan 15, 07:53 		Did you steal that riff from Napster!! Did you pay for that! Columbia House is coming after this board..

Nice touch. Keep it up.
5Addicted
      Sustainer
      ID: 610441810
      Sun, Dec 09, 2001, 07:13 		BUTT!!!
After going thru Mckie, Coleman, and Dirk
This song is needed!!!
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