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0 Subject: Song Parody - Injury

Posted by: Addicted
- [610441810] Wed, Jan 31, 19:49

I haven't posted a parody in a while.
I figured we all needed cheering up after these last two weeks.

Injury (Honesty - Billy Joel)

In your search for finding the best
Keep this song in mind
You can have the player you need to win
But if you end up tradeless
You'll just have to go and whine.
Just remember think before you click.

Injury is such a crummy word
Everyone is so unglued
Injury. I think that I've just heard
It might have happened to you.

I can always find someone
To say they sympathize
When I talk about by DNP's
But I don't want some NBA flu
To take out all my guys
All I want is someone who won't sneeze!!!

Injury is such a crummy word
Everyone is so unglued
Injury. I think that I've just heard
It might have happened to you.

I can find Vince Carter
I can find Lafrentz
I can have Marcus Camby
Until the bitter end
Anyone can warn me
Not to trade again
I know, I know

When I'm faced with an injury
By now I should've learned
To have a trade or two today
But when I want Vincanity
That trade I quickly burn
And that's when Oneal did not play

Injury is such a crummy word
Everyone is so unglued
Injury. I think that I've just heard
It might have happened to you.


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1Myboyjack
      ID: 4443038
      Wed, Jan 31, 19:53
I'll have that freaking tune in my head for the next three days now!;)
2Roar
      ID: 381011816
      Wed, Jan 31, 19:56
Great stuff, Addicted. The music was a nice touch. I have to admit that I was singing along. Thanks for not including Tiger Woods on your injured list...
3Buck
      ID: 1443248
      Thu, Feb 01, 10:42
Addicted,
Great job. Very clever. We all need this humor!!
4JELLY DONUT
      ID: 500989
      Thu, Feb 01, 12:47
That was great! I was sittin' here at my desk laughing like an idiot. Thanks for the day-brightener, Addict.
5Addicted
      Sustainer
      ID: 610441810
      Sun, Dec 09, 2001, 07:15
BUTT!!!
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