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Subject: Planet of the Eboons Posted by: Phantasy Stars - [221581211] Wed, Feb 21, 17:28
 This Eboon is rarely seen. Constantly digging up more information and reading anything and everything at his disposal. Usually ranks amongst the highest Eboons in competition but lacks some of the social skills other Eboons possess.    | ||||||
| 57 | Phantasy Stars ID: 521172210 Thu, Feb 22, 17:32 |
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| 58 | Supersonica ID: 539341821 Thu, Feb 22, 17:32 | Dude you have SEVERE problems. | |||||
| 59 | Murano ID: 521172210 Thu, Feb 22, 17:51 |
"We don't clown around." Help, I'm being Stalked! So, you think that you are being stalked by a clown. We are very sorry, but don't worry, you are not alone. Estimates have it that at any give time, there is at least one million people who have their very own personal clown stalker. Thanks to these numbers, we have been able to come up with ways to thwart this threat, at least on a personal scale. There are three telltale signs that you are being stalked by a clown: 1. You have seen clown where they shouldn't be, e.g., at the foot of your bed, or dashing around a corner. 2. You have had dreams about clowns, stalkers or a combination of the two. 3. You have often experienced the prickly feeling at the back of your neck that means someone is watching you. If you have experienced any of these symptoms, the only safe thing to do is assume that you are being stalked by a clown. Failure to do so could result in the clowns taking you away. Being stalked by a clown is a terrible thing, but it can be combated. The head of this organization, Murano, has been stalked by clowns for over two years, and yet is still here. Read on for tips on how to keep your back safe: 1. Don't show fear! This is one of the most important things to do when you are being stalked by a clown. If a clown knows that you are fearful of them, that will encourage them. If a clown stalker feels too encouraged, you will not be around much longer. By controlling your visible fear, you can keep clown stalkers at a safe distance. 2. Watch your back. If you feel that a clown stalker is in the same room as you, protect yourself. Move into a position where you can keep your back to the wall, while viewing as much of the room as you can. While hand-to-hand combat with clown stalkers is extremely rare, it does happen occasionally, so one must be ready. 3. Contact the AFACS, and become a member. Clown stalkers are aware of our organization, and they are aware of the protections that membership brings. They are much more hesitant to attack a member of the AFACS. Murano@Hotmail.com | |||||
| 60 | Murano ID: 521172210 Thu, Feb 22, 17:54 |
This phrase brings fear to the hearts of right thinking, right minded people everywhere. It is a phrase of pure evil, representing all that is evil with the world. Some people blame themselves, others the Devil. At the AFACS, we blame clown stalkers. According to the dictionary, a clown is: clown (kloun) n. A buffoon or jester who entertains by jokes, antics, and tricks in a circus, play, or other presentation. One who jokes and plays tricks. A coarse, rude, vulgar person; a boor. A peasant; a rustic. To stalk is to: stalk2 (stôk) v. stalked, stalk·ing, stalks. v. intr. To walk with a stiff, haughty, or angry gait: stalked off in a huff. To move threateningly or menacingly. To track prey or quarry. In other words, a clown stalker is a buffoon or jester who entertains, gone wrong, that now tracks prey or quarry. With clown stalkers, YOU are the prey. However, it may be that a little more information is required. Many wonder about why clowns are the only ones that we are scared of, why clowns would do this, and what exactly a clown stalker does, besides stalking you. Read on for more information. Almost everyone is afraid of clowns, or knows someone who is afraid of clowns. We are afraid for a reason. Quite frankly, clowns are evil. I know that there are people who couldn't get any other job, and its not really their fault, but it is an almost proven fact that the pressures of being a clown turn people bad. Being laughed at constantly, placed over and over again in a place of ridicule, embarrassment, can turn even the most saintliest person bad, deep inside. Deep inside, there are myriad feeling buried resentfully, yearning to lash out at the society that laughs at them, and gain revenge for the hideous fate that is being a clown. For some people, these yearnings are buried less deep than others. It is in these people, the weaker ones, that clown stalkers are born. Some people cannot repress the dark urges, and they turn to them for solace, they become them. Most of the clown stalkers in operation today are circus clowns gone bad. These clowns have banded together, to enact their revenge on all those who have ever laughed at them, or screamed at them, or ever feared them. How do clown stalkers do this? How do they make their victims pay? Strangely enough, the first clown stalkers were inspired by someone who was never a clown. Steven King. After reading his best-selling book It, where an evil clown named Pennywise terrorizes schoolchildren, real life clowns decided that this was the only way to go about it. After all, most of the terror in our lives comes from the thought that we might be in danger, but we can't do anything about it. With that in mind, clown stalkers begun stalking. They pick a victim, and then follow them everywhere, always dressed as a clown. They will never be in full sight of their victim, but will often strategically give their victim a quick glimpse of them, just to remind them that they are still there, waiting. They are waiting to take you away. No one knows what happens when the clowns take you away, as no one has ever come back. All we know is that you disappear, and that you never come back. However, while this menace is terrifying, it can be prevented. I, the head of the AFACS, am a victim of clown stalkers myself. I have lived with them for two years, and, thanks to my carefully planned tactics, have remained in this world. If you are a victim of this terror, do not panic. You can be saved. Murano@hotmail.com | |||||
| 61 | Phantasy Stars ID: 521172210 Thu, Feb 22, 17:56 |
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| 62 | azdbacker ID: 230212320 Thu, Feb 22, 18:20 | lol on your last 3 posts, PS. It's good to know that you are coming to terms with your psychological issues, Phantasy Stars;) | |||||
| 63 | Bawler ID: 158131220 Thu, Feb 22, 21:06 |
Dude- You rule. This is the PS I know, not the crossover cat. Notice the fall in rank since joining the EBOONS? Coincidence? I think not. My advice? Come back to the dark side.. and drop f@(king Vitaly!! | |||||
| 64 | blue hen ID: 27048221 Fri, Feb 23, 00:22 |
Isn't EHF an eboon? His WWR isn't suffering. Shame on you guys for talking hoops in an Eboon thread. | |||||
| 65 | Lutefisker ID: 5817169 Fri, Feb 23, 00:25 |
Just joined da eboons :) | |||||
| 66 | Professional Chiller ID: 30948 Fri, Feb 23, 14:46 |
sorry just wanted to put the Eboons post up at the top... | |||||
| 67 | G Dogg ID: 13631420 Fri, Feb 23, 14:53 | Bawler, look at his roster and trades, I think PS may have bigger fish to fry than Vitaly...no offense PS. | |||||
| 68 | slimer ID: 2644430 Mon, Feb 26, 01:18 | ps, why did you stop rantin and ravin about your ranking?? ;-) | |||||
| 69 | Bawler ID: 391141912 Mon, Feb 26, 08:49 |
He probably stopped because everyone and their grandmother is joining the division now.. It's kinda funny logging on each day and finding a new person at #1, whose name we don't see in these posts.. Oh well.. I'm only 76 pts away from #1 in the WORLD in three-for-all! Thanks Foyle! | |||||
| 70 | Great One ID: 491025139 Mon, Feb 26, 11:44 |
I am in Eboons.. woo hoo! Look out for the >Life of Agony< team... they are real dangerous! ok not really they suck, but all I want is to beat PS and I think I can handle that before the seasons over. | |||||
| 71 | Phantasy Stars ID: 521172210 Mon, Feb 26, 12:00 |
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| 72 | Whitey ID: 2543539 Mon, Feb 26, 12:14 | LOL...keep em coming PS. These picture are friggin hysterical...I guess this means I am easily amused | |||||
| 73 | G Dogg ID: 13631420 Mon, Feb 26, 12:42 | Or that you love psychotic killer rats... | |||||
| 74 | SuperSonica ID: 539341821 Mon, Feb 26, 17:17 | I only have one thing to say " I DID NOT HAVE HOMOCIDAL RELATIONS WITH THAT SQUIRREL" | |||||
| 75 | Phantasy Stars ID: 2126287 Thu, Mar 01, 06:18 | I scored a total 436 SWP in the last 2 days (Tuesday & Wednesday) So my total SWP is 3341. We can't really see updated Eboon rankings because of Smallworlds problems but I was just wondering how all the other Eboons are doing? | |||||
| 76 | Sam ID: 204251611 Thu, Mar 01, 06:42 |
Hey PS - 'WFS MS3' managed 498 the past 2 days, giving me 3394 total SWP. Guess that means I pipped ya into second ;) dunno how Lute got on tho... frustrating not having the stats updated yet! I only got 3 going tonight - We'll probably be Yo-yo'ing back & forth for a while! :) | |||||
| 77 | Phantasy Stars ID: 2126287 Thu, Mar 01, 06:47 | Cool, I have 5 going tonight, I should be back on top at the end of the night ;) | |||||
| 78 | Great One ID: 491025139 Thu, Mar 01, 09:07 |
which 5 PS? How did you do getting rid of all them clippers? I have Duncan, DA, Camby, and Allen going tonight. My team is Life of Agony is case you were unaware. Sittin tight somewhere in the middle of the pack, yet only 150 points (or less if we could manage to get things updated) behind. What a tight group we got! PS- did you mention you had a Baseball division going? I must say Baseball is the most fun of all of these smallworld games. I am sure most would agree. | |||||
| 79 | Phantasy Stars ID: 2126287 Thu, Mar 01, 09:28 |
Yeah great one I did, and tonight I have : McInnis Miles Camby Potapenko Oiwakandi I'm working on a webpage for planet of the eboons, it's looking very cool already. I used to have a couple sites running but with my new job didn't have time to run them anymore so I sold them off. Anyhow I'll post the addy of the site when it's up. If you want in the eboon baseball league it's the same as basketball Division: Planet of the Eboons Password: eboon | |||||
| 80 | Lutefisker ID: 5817169 Thu, Mar 01, 12:54 |
I got around 450 points in the last two days... give or take | |||||
| 81 | Lutefisker ID: 5817169 Thu, Mar 01, 13:01 |
Sam... thanks for the link to figure out our MS points with. I only made 427 points thanks to L. Wright and J. Stockton This should mean: WFS 3394 Lute 3377.5 PS 3341 a truly tight and exciting race! | |||||
| 82 | Lutefisker ID: 5817169 Thu, Mar 01, 13:05 |
I have 3 going tonight (McInnis, D Anderson and Camby)... Should possibly tighten up that race even more! | |||||
| 83 | G Dogg ID: 13631420 Thu, Mar 01, 13:13 | I have 4 going tonight and have no clue how man points I scored the last 2 days. I believe it is in the mid-400's as I had 6 going each night and got some pretty good scorers. So, I have no clue where I am at. | |||||
| 84 | G Dogg ID: 13631420 Thu, Mar 01, 13:23 | I just entered my figures into the thread that Sam created and I scored 466 SWP's the last 2 days to give me 3318.5 SWP's going into tonight and I have 4 going. | |||||
| 85 | Great One ID: 491025139 Thu, Mar 01, 14:44 | this is a war!... but sure is fun | |||||
| 86 | Phantasy Stars ID: 2126287 Fri, Mar 02, 06:18 |
I had 135 Swp last night | |||||
| 87 | Phantasy Stars ID: 2126287 Fri, Mar 02, 06:21 |
Oh I also have 9 guys going tonight : TMac McInnis A.Williams K.Malone D.Miles Mo.P Camby Man Olowakandi Potapenko Only guy not going is Kobe and he's up tomorrow. If all goes well I should be back on top in this Eboon division by the time smallworld fix's all these glitches and puts me back on top where I belong ;) | |||||
| 88 | Sam ID: 204251611 Fri, Mar 02, 06:49 |
Lute - No probs! I've now updated the thread with the link to find out last nights SWP for MS. Depressing when I only got 2 guys going in one night.. managed 74 SWP from Camby & Anderson - not too bad. Only have 7 going tonight.... Oooo - I may lend you the lead for one night PS, but just to make you feel better! ;) Just worked out the top 4 manually - here we go: 1. PS 3476 2. WFS 3468 3. Lute 3464.5 4. GDogg 3445.5 OK.. Make that 2 nights I'll lend you the lead PS! :) Can't get much closer than that! Great stuff! Sam :o) | |||||
| 89 | Phantasy Stars ID: 2126287 Fri, Mar 02, 07:07 | Wow what a battle! Yes! Back on top where I belong ;) | |||||
| 90 | Lutefisker ID: 5817169 Fri, Mar 02, 19:48 |
I've got 9 going tonight and my 9 are better than PS's 9!!! Thus we can truly see what it is to have a short lived Phantasy!!! Here comes da stinky fish!!!! | |||||
| 91 | G Dogg ID: 13631420 Sat, Mar 03, 20:34 | We have ourselves some new leaders at the top... | |||||
| 92 | Ender ID: 13443221 Sat, Mar 03, 20:59 |
Making a charge :) 5 going today: Hoiberg Terry Allen Duncan Shaq | |||||
| 93 | Lutefisker ID: 5817169 Sat, Mar 03, 21:12 |
I have 5 players today too... but I am using my last trade to get rid of Wright... I can't believe it... In the middle of the 3rd quarter, he has 3 points!!!! He may as well be injured for the way he plays! arggggghhh | |||||
| 94 | Ender ID: 13443221 Sat, Mar 03, 21:23 | Had Wright up until last night. I had enough I went back to Shaq. | |||||
| 95 | CanEHdian Pride ID: 426351415 Tue, Mar 06, 01:26 |
I would just like to report that there has been a siting of one of the rarest Eboons in these parts. They are often recongized by there disbelieving stare the majority of this breed suddenly become quite solitary taking refuge in surrouding shrubery to avoid the Eboons whom they used to love to play with so much. There is still hope for this unfortunate breed but once they take on these characteristics there days become numbered. | |||||
| 96 | Bawler ID: 158131220 Tue, Mar 06, 08:01 | HAHAHAHA!!! | |||||
| 98 | Lutefisker ID: 5817169 Tue, Mar 06, 08:17 |
I gotta tell ya CP... this has been a humbling week. I can't remember the last time so many of my players got injured, played rotten, were benched by the coach, decided to take a night off, etc. all in the same week! I'm still in 146th place as of today, but I gotta tell ya... the fact that I am still rated so high has to be from the fact that so many other people took similar hits, because it sure ain't because of the points I have been making! | |||||
| 99 | Great One ID: 491025139 Tue, Mar 06, 12:00 | haven't seen much of PS lately... perhaps because he is about to take another freefall tonight!? | |||||
| 100 | slimer ID: 2644430 Mon, Mar 19, 00:13 | since this division is so competitive, anyone feel up to (and able to) posting rsf's standings spreadsheet? i would do it, but i don't have excel 97 | |||||
| 101 | Lutefisker ID: 522131515 Mon, Mar 19, 10:16 |
PS is presently ranked 18th out of 24 teams in the eboon division. 1 Ender 6846.5 2 Skyboyking 6752 3 G's Doggs 6671 4 NAPLES ICEMAN 6651 5 WFS MS3 6614 6 Lutefisker 6605.5 7 Life of Agony 6597 8 Charlie's Bawlers 6586 9 Half Madden Half Amazing 6553 10 airallnite 6522.5 11 Ride Timeless 6375.5 12 slimeball 6347.5 13 4:20 6312 14 CanEHdian Pride 6276.5 15 DM2 6254 16 All Smalworld Team 6051.5 17 San Antonio Missions 6021.5 18 Phantasy Stars 5984 19 Professional Chillers 5816.5 20 Taking Care of Business 5621 21 Flying Polacks 5508.5 22 Myboyjack 5489.5 23 PHANTASY STARS LIKES IT IN THE REAR 5175.5 24 dbacker's wife 4047 | |||||
| 102 | blue hen, almighty Leader ID: 34937217 Wed, Dec 12, 2001, 16:52 | tools | |||||
| 103 | Great One ID: 491025139 Wed, Dec 12, 2001, 23:54 | if we could only find the "original" post that started all of this insanity. | |||||
| 104 | Lutefisker ID: 1011301018 Thu, Dec 13, 2001, 03:13 | ahhhh.... the memories!!! | |||||
| 105 | Micheal ID: 199332618 Thu, Dec 13, 2001, 03:14 | I was reading this yesterday too and was going to butt it. It's a classic. | |||||
| 106 | Lutefisker Sustainer ID: 0912187 Wed, Oct 23, 2002, 03:10 | butt | |||||
| 107 | Micheal ID: 12744225 Wed, Oct 23, 2002, 03:32 | I wonder where Supersonica aka Marinerd went. Maybe he changed it to YOUNGBUCK then grEEr. | |||||
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