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Subject: Song Parody - The Real "J"
Posted by: Addicted
- Sustainer [610441810] Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 20:45
Sorry guys,
I woke up this morning think about last nights action thread and this came to me.
The Real "J" ( The Real Slim Shady)
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real "J" please stand up?
I repeat will the real "J" please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here
Ya'll act like you never seen an injury before
Trades all on the floor like ERob like Tinsley just would've scored
What happened with the Pricemovers, Kobe should've got more
When I heard about ERob and his broken toe (scream)
"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Steve Houpt said
....Nothing he's over in the Politics Forum
Clicka, Clicka, Clicka - Mo Pete I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around, why isn't he grabbing a rebound?
Yea I got had a couple of trades left
But now it's time for Tradoholics Anonymous
Sometimes I watch TV and see Jordan getting ready to cut loose
But then he goes 6 for 24 and I go and grab some booze
There's an imposter posting here, There's an imposter posting here
Let's talk basketball, are the stats working this year?
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Guru's you know the prose, sing the chorus and it goes...
(Chorus)
I'm him "J"
Yes I'm the real "J"
All you other imposter "J's" are just imitating
So won't the real him "J"...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
because I'm him "J"
Yes I'm the real "J"
All you other imposter "J's" are just imitating
So won't the real him "J"...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
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| 1 | TaRhEElKiD
ID: 42109719
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 20:48
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Very nice Addicted...haha, that is hilarious. :-)Too bad we have to be having this trouble though! :-(
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| 2 | SweetGP20
ID: 499302219
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 20:55
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ROTFLMAO! Nice work, addidicted =)
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| 3 | biliruben
Sustainer
ID: 3502218
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 20:56
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ROFL!
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| 4 | J
ID: 139552219
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 21:01
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Standing.
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| 5 | smallwhirled
Donor
ID: 119491116
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 21:05
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sitting in my chair, laughing!
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| 6 | Addicted
Sustainer
ID: 610441810
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 21:05
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So what happened last Saturday, J.
Did the Pack sneak one by you?
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| 7 | Flying Polack
ID: 191482721
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 21:05
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FAKE J. If you were the real J you wouldn't post now because you'd be at a Celebrity Softball game at the Georgia Dome.
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| 8 | J
ID: 139552219
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 21:09
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FAKE FLYING POLACK. If you were the real Flying Polack, you would have the ID# 348311914.
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| 9 | J
ID: 139552219
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 21:11
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Addicted, I think you should add "Imposter Flying Polack" to the album you'll be releasing.
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| 10 | Flying Polack
ID: 191482721
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 21:12
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Your an idiot. I'm obviously posting from home since it's 9:15pm.
Plus you don't even have the Leader sign. You probably don't even know why.
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| 11 | Flying Polack
ID: 191482721
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 21:13
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Why don't you quit being a coward and tell us who you really are.
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| 12 | J
ID: 139552219
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 21:17
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You are obviously uneducated. Maybe if you graduated from elementary school, you would know that "your an idiot" does not make any sense. If you were trying to say "you are an idiot" (which YOU are), it would be "you're an idiot." Oh, and you're posting from home now? I did not know McDonalds let their employees use the interenet when they're cooking burgers.
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| 13 | SweetGP20
ID: 499302219
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 21:22
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What a great way to refute, Mr. Spelling Bee! =)
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| 14 | Twarpy
Leader
ID: 3074280
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 21:23
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First of all Pollack is right, and never ever has J spoken like you have.
This pathetic attempt is over, you're not the real J. In fact your McDonalds reference to Pollack is pretty weak, because obviously you're trying to be a lot more than you're not by posing to be someone who is a great asset to this board. Now before you come back with another brilliant comment like post #12 think for a second do you really need this much attention?
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| 16 | J
ID: 3910191521
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 21:25
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Plus, you don't have a "sign" either. You probably know why. Because you're parsimonious sycophant.
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| 17 | J
ID: 3910191521
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 21:28
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spelling bee? your and you're has to do with grammar. another genius.
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| 18 | blue hen, almighty
Leader
ID: 34937217
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 21:35
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Listen. We all know that the real J would never say "parsimonious sycophant." He doesn't even know what that means!
There's only one J on RotoGuru, and it's not you. He paid to have "leader" next to his name and in my book, that means absolutely nothing. But his name is J and that's that. Please choose a different name or choose not to post. We know who J is and we will always listen to him. You have earned nothing from us save disrespect.
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| 19 | Flying Polack
ID: 191482721
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 21:40
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Damn. As soon as I posted I read it over and I realized by typing to fast to stick up for a friend I said your instead of you're. I thought about deleting my post, but it didn't have anything to do with the argument. I guess that has become the argument, oh well.
I guess typing too fast makes you uneducated? Interesting.
I still think YOU'RE an idiot and a coward.
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| 20 | Flying Polack
ID: 191482721
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 21:42
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PS- I'm not even going to bother looking up the word parsimonious sycophant. If someone knows what it means please post.
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| 21 | James K Polk
ID: 29430182
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 21:43
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Addicted -- once again, nice work. I'm cracking up :)
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| 22 | CanEHdian Pride
ID: 426351415
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 21:47
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looked it up.
parsimonious = cheap
Since you have such an extensive vocabulary I don't think picking a name that is more than one consinant should be a problem.
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| 23 | Mark L
Leader
ID: 4444938
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 21:52
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Where's QB? On second thought maybe it's time for Guru to act.
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| 24 | Shelby-villian
ID: 261146232
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 22:08
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Why do guys feel the need to continually feed
the trolls? Show some maturity and just let it
go. This forum is starting to become a joke.
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| 25 | Shooter
ID: 250492121
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 23:42
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Nice work Addicted!
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| 26 | Y2JS
ID: 48312723
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 23:47
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Addicted....You have to much time on your hands but OMG LMAO! That was classic ;)
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| 27 | Roar
Donor
ID: 412141319
Thu, Nov 15, 2001, 23:57
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As always, great stuff, Addicted.
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| 28 | slamma
ID: 591041216
Fri, Nov 16, 2001, 00:56
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I agree Shelby.
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| 29 | azdbacker
Donor
ID: 1832261
Fri, Nov 16, 2001, 01:34
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Absolutely hilarious, Addicted.
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| 30 | J
Leader
ID: 47937310
Fri, Nov 16, 2001, 09:19
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absolutley hilarious!
Guru did act, he took away Fake J's leader tag so it'll be easier to spot em.
And Blue Hen is right, I have no clue what that means!
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| 31 | Flying Polack
ID: 348311914
Fri, Nov 16, 2001, 09:24
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Leader,
To be gramtically correct you need to say 'em, instead of just em.
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| 32 | J
Leader
ID: 47937310
Fri, Nov 16, 2001, 09:28
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I suppose I spelled "absolutely" wrong too, huh?
smart a$$!
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| 33 | SweetGP20
ID: 499302219
Fri, Nov 16, 2001, 09:49
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Gosh, I reelly kan't stand dat imposter J aither. he's just reelly unbelievabelly anoying.
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| 34 | Addicted@work
ID: 358522817
Fri, Nov 16, 2001, 10:18
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So J,
How's FSU going to do against those Gators?
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| 35 | J
Leader
ID: 45631812
Fri, Nov 16, 2001, 10:24
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I think we wont lose by more than 30.
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| 36 | J
Leader
ID: 45631812
Fri, Nov 16, 2001, 10:24
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Sorry, improper english...
I believe that Florida will win by no more than 30 points.
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| 37 | Ender
ID: 52438315
Fri, Nov 16, 2001, 10:27
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English ;)
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| 38 | blue hen, almighty
Leader
ID: 34937217
Fri, Nov 16, 2001, 20:58
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"And Blue Hen is right" - J
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