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0 Subject: nominees for Art, JR #5 - please vote

Posted by: rockafellerskank
- Donor [359283123] Sun, Dec 30, 2001, 22:59

Please vote for your (un)worthy Art Jr #5:

Here is a LINK to explain criteria and responsibilities for our next Art, JR. I'm way too lazy to even cut/paste it.

In no particular order:

#1 THK for .....

for restating the moves of another Gurupie because he was thinking New Year's Eve was on 12/26. LINK

#2 SweetGP20 for....

Moving Kirilenko-->J.Jones one day after he called it a lemming move!

#3 KnicksFan for....

Eating "I can't believe its not butter!" but he believed that it was not butter.

#4 Bloody Geoff for...

Avoiding the Lee Nailon craze until about 2 weeks ago. Got him at 960 and have now lost $160,000 on him.

#5 RSF for..... (I just cut/paste this one)...

OK, OK, OK. This series of moves/nonmoves has bugged me:

Start with holding AGriffin for a few DNPs from back spasms (or something). Loose SWPs and SWDs! I figure I'll wait it out and avoid the cheapie shuffle.

Then, folding like a cheap deck of cards, I move him to GAnthony. Great looking Sched, hey this can't be too bad. Doh, just in time for a DNP or two and one week outing.

Well, the cheapie shuffle has started, I might as well dance a while longer. GAnthony to KAnderson. Well, this isn't too bad, but the Champion would have been nicer.

Well, thats it. Nothing to obnoxous, but definitely a pain in the arse!

#6 soggybottoms for .... I cut/paste this one too.

I went from J. Williams to Bonzi this week just to be different.....well I'm different alright, I have lost about 120,000 on him, he has scored a grand total of 15 swp, while J Will has scored about 96 and I just dropped out of the top 50 today after a good month and a half run in the top 20. For not being smart enough to leave well enough alone and make a stupid pick up like that plus holding Baron Davis for the last week while he was losing about 100,000 a day, I nominate myself for Bonzart Jr of the week. BTW....I still have Bonzi....I am out of trades!

#7 Rafi for....

He had 3 trades and could have traded brendon haywood for another center but he thought that Haywood wouldnt drop that much and he was supposedly gonna wait to trade after his game on monday but after he saw that he dropped 90K traded today for kandi.

#8 Great One for.....

Because he sucks. No other reason. (And because despite the fact that there was a beautiful girl passed out and wasted in my bed on my birthday and I didn't take advantage of her at any point in the night - but thats not really basketball related, so...)

Hmmmm, apparently Great One doesn't suck!

#9 Mike D for .....

Posting 34 of the first 63 posts in the Christmas Eve's "No" Action 12/24 thread.

Pitiful!


Please only 1 vote per person and keep it simple to make it east for me to count the votes.

I'll take votes until mid-afternoon 12/31/01 (MST) -- as if anyone cares.

rfs







1rockafellerskank
      Donor
      ID: 359283123
      Sun, Dec 30, 2001, 23:00
I'll start the voting for Mike D, mostly because the Beastie Boys Rule!

rfs
2Roar
      Donor
      ID: 412141319
      Sun, Dec 30, 2001, 23:23
I vote for KnicksFan for admitting he is still a Knicks fan (and also the butter thing).
3Ender
      ID: 13443221
      Sun, Dec 30, 2001, 23:35
Mike D
4Mr. Nice Guy
      ID: 421124113
      Sun, Dec 30, 2001, 23:40
THK
5Bloody Geoff
      ID: 32111546
      Sun, Dec 30, 2001, 23:41
thk
6Raz
      ID: 191144212
      Sun, Dec 30, 2001, 23:45
Mike D, because that was one of the funniest things I ever read.
7balls
      ID: 010292617
      Sun, Dec 30, 2001, 23:51
Mike D....ya had me rollin man
8joe suspect
      Donor
      ID: 441143311
      Sun, Dec 30, 2001, 23:54
Rafi: The bball mistake isn't enough, but the run-on sentence nominating himself is ArtJr-esc.
9biliruben
      Sustainer
      ID: 231045110
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 00:16
Mike D.
10Easily
      ID: 3211432018
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 00:31
mike d is hilarious but im goin with knicksfan.
11PhillyTom
      ID: 81130310
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 00:32
Mike D. Definately the funniest thing I have read here yet. Made me wanna crack one open.
12The Collenium
      ID: 2511482622
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 00:36
Mike D
We all love this stuff, but that is ridiculous.
13Y2JS
      ID: 48312723
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 00:40
Mike D, and my reasoning is as follows: at one point he accounted for 21 of 24 posts and 11 straight in his own thread, he "BUTT" his own thread after only 8 minutes of silence LOL, i consider myself a die hard Sixer fan and still had to have a DC joke that Mike made up explained to me (you know it can't be good then), and his drunken theatrics made my night. All in all, a comedic and lasting Christmas Eve that i shall not forget =) Your the man buddy, Go Sixers!!!
14balls
      ID: 010292617
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 00:48
Mike D. is a champion
15rage_22@home
      ID: 5810171112
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 02:24
Mike D
16Easily
      ID: 3211432018
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 02:27
" Kidd needs one more you know what and then he'll have a you know what, but, you know what? I don't have him anyway. That sucks. "


THATS CLASSIC
17Tosh
      Donor
      ID: 1511542010
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 02:27
I'm too lazy to vote, so I cut and paste post 15.
18SweetGP20
      ID: 3911142310
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 04:47
THK
19Blooki in L.A.
      ID: 51143261
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 05:32
Mike D
20JCS
      ID: 4411441714
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 05:54
Mike D
21Mike D
      Donor
      ID: 19105287
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 07:47
I'm not sure if the rules permit me to vote for myself, so I'll vote for Drunken Baller. Oops, he's not a nominee. I'll give a shout out to Great One, whose poetically worded self-nomination included the reasoning that "I suck. No other reason."
22Rangoon Goondog
      ID: 20944228
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 10:17
I vote soggy. nothing worse than doing something stupid that drops you off the leaderboard.
23Im Better Than Marve
      ID: 2410192222
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 10:26
Soggy Bottom Boy Definitely.

I forgot to mention Brother Where Art Thou in
the movie Thread. That was a great movie and
the Soggy Bottom Boys were hilarious.
24gumby
      ID: 559211110
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 11:03
Mike D
25LarryLegend
      ID: 271039811
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 11:11
Mike D
26 Balrog
      Leader
      ID: 4411503019
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 14:02
Mike D.
27Allenox
      ID: 4311372514
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 15:14
Mike D
28rockafellerskank
      Donor
      ID: 359283123
      Mon, Dec 31, 2001, 15:34
VOTING IS CLOSED

29KnicksFan
      Donor
      ID: 131102221
      Wed, Jan 02, 2002, 01:53
Well, I will tabulate the votes for you, rfs.

Hey, look at that! Looks like I squeeked out a close victory. Better luck next time Mike D! Where's my crown and slippers?
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