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Subject: Hilarious site Posted by: MNG@college - [117422015] Tue, Nov 19, 2002, 16:17 http://maddox.xmission.com/ link This site will no doubt have it's fair share of critics and fans, but I happen to think it's one of the funniest sites out there. Check it out. | ||||||
| 1 | MNG@college ID: 117422015 Tue, Nov 19, 2002, 16:18 | Forgot to mention this is waaaaaaaay off topic. | |||||
| 5 | KnicksFan Donor ID: 439341814 Tue, Nov 19, 2002, 17:10 |
Here are a couple amazingly funny websites: Who said Eminem was the best white rapper? Hello to rap fans, I am ILL Mitch. I come from Russia to America now I am free to do 3 favorite things. These are rap and ride on my skateboard and hit my boxing bag. But most favorite thing is rap. This is a site all about Ninjas. Real Ninjas. Facts: 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). | |||||
| 6 | KnicksFan Donor ID: 439341814 Tue, Nov 19, 2002, 17:22 |
Here's one more: Black People Love Us We are well-liked by Black people so we're psyched (since lots of Black people don't like lots of White people)!! We thought it'd be cool to honor our exceptional status with a ROCKIN' domain name and a killer website!! | |||||
| 7 | Raider Guy ID: 561033155 Tue, Nov 19, 2002, 17:40 | LOL @ the children's art section from the Maddox site | |||||
| 8 | Vilica Sustainer ID: 12811817 Tue, Nov 19, 2002, 17:52 | All I have to say about these links. | |||||
| 9 | Micheal ID: 11935222 Wed, Nov 20, 2002, 07:46 |
 CHILDRENS ARTWORK I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of... | |||||
| 10 | Farn Donor ID: 7822711 Wed, Nov 20, 2002, 10:28 |
DO-Double G in da Hizzous may I recommend putting the "www.rotoguru.com" site in the snoopinator. (probably best for high speed connections) | |||||
| 11 | Perm Dude Leader ID: 89321319 Wed, Nov 20, 2002, 10:47 |
I remember some kind of jive translation service being posted here a couple of years ago. I plugged in ABC News and got some funny headlines. Any funny site listing, however, needs to begin with the parody site The Onion. I love the "What Do You Think?" feature. pd | |||||
| 12 | Guru ID: 330592710 Wed, Nov 20, 2002, 11:03 |
PD - I think you're referring to The Dialectizer Sample: Today's quote translated into "Elmer Fudd": "Teams know that what goes awound comes awound. We'we not going anywhewe. Dey know that. We usuawwy get the wast waugh." -- Kobe Bwyant, aftew Dawwas beat the Wakews by 26 points (Note - the host site indicates that there are currently some intermittent CGI and scripting problems, so if you get an error, just try again later.) | |||||
| 13 | Hamid Toliyat ID: 509533010 Wed, Nov 20, 2002, 11:11 |
that snoop thing is funny: on cnn.com "A National Geographic Society quiz finds most American young muthas can't find Iraq on a map n' shi_t." | |||||
| 14 | CanEHdian Pride Donor ID: 4710272010 Wed, Nov 20, 2002, 12:02 |
Looks like he forgot to list one type of nerd on his site. The Web Nerd This nerd knows about every email joke and hot webpage and ridicules those who aren't up-to-date. | |||||
| 15 | Stuck in the Sixties Leader ID: 12451279 Wed, Nov 20, 2002, 13:30 |
PD Thanks for reminding me about the Onion. There was a time when I couldn't get through the day without it. EVERYBODY needs to laugh more than they do. Don | |||||
| 16 | KnicksFan Donor ID: 439341814 Wed, Nov 20, 2002, 17:33 | PD, another one that was posted here back in the day is The T-inator, which translates a website into Mr. T speak and adds pictures too! For example, here is abcnews.com with the T-inator: I pity the fool who doesn't like Peter Jennings | |||||
| 17 | Purple Pimp ID: 29656243 Wed, Nov 20, 2002, 18:43 |
I used to get stories from this site and they were hilarious i cant remember it but here is one i have on my comp Dear Abby, I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door ... There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom? Signed, The Doc, New Jersey | |||||
| 18 | KnicksFan Donor ID: 439341814 Wed, Nov 20, 2002, 18:46 |
LMAO! Here's a site Perm Dude posted in the Politics Forum that generates complaint letters against a person or company. Complaint Generator | |||||
| 19 | Purple Pimp ID: 29656243 Thu, Nov 21, 2002, 02:07 | LOL some funny links | |||||
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