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0 Subject: League E Season 2 Awards

Posted by: Big Poo Generator
- [57844423] Sun, May 27, 22:43

I don't have any good candidates for the major awards this year. But I have some good all-star candidates:

Kirk Pierce (C)
.320, 18 HR, 101 RBI, 224 H, 121 R, 31 SB, .411 OBP, .803 OPS

Colonel Ceccarelli (2B)
35 HR, 129 RBI, .474 SLG, .813 OPS

Ryan Balfe (3B)
.331, 11 HR, 110 RBI, 214 H, .411 OBP, .812 OPS

Sam Gaffney (SS)
.323, 12 HR, 114 R, 226 H, 28 SB

Bob Abreu (OF)
.286, 29 HR, 124 RBI, 111 R, 190 H, .804 OPS

Bill Olsen (SP)
16-8, 3.77, 210 IP, 173 H, 145 K, 1.26 WHIP

Jim Melton (SP)
13-8, 3.74, 212 IP, 203 H, 129 K, 1.41 WHIP
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61worm
      ID: 23454811
      Tue, May 29, 15:09
like i said before, if you can get 10 owners in here asking me to leave, then i am outta here. this is really becoming a waste of my time now.
when you have one team consistanly winning 120+ games a year. why even bother? in my opinion san fran is the pussy here. i know we never said no stacked teams but i dont think people realized how much they would dominate for years and years.
timing you said yourself that you dont read these boards because of brock. you are getting a lot of reading in today arent you? 24 hours ago i had no idea that i would be posting on ru. but i figured i needed to get going once again. after all, i cant let brock piss you off all alone! it is sooooooooo much fun!
62worm
      ID: 23454811
      Tue, May 29, 15:10
like i said san fran i'll be there in 30 days.
63Sanfran
      ID: 4222279
      Tue, May 29, 15:13
Hehe - worm is crying because i am winning too many games?

God you must really hate the Yankees and the Bulls when they dominated. Did you write letters to them asking them to leave their respected leagues???

Worm crawl back in the groud and surface again when in rains in a month.
64Timing
      ID: 18447230
      Tue, May 29, 15:16
Worm, the modern mature male. Great call worm. You are one step below mulch on the evolutionary scale. Just leave and take your buddy A VOID with you. Maybe you could find a league full of 8 year olds to swap insults and jokes with. Leave so we can get a competent manager in there who has something to contribute to the league besides lies, stupidity, and ineptness.
65worm
      ID: 23454811
      Tue, May 29, 15:19
i am not crying but i am only guessing the rest of the NL West is getting tired of seeing you win 120 games a year. hell i could care less cause my team cant even get into the playoffs. you cant even compare your team to the Yanks or Bulls san fran. george steinbrenner didnt own three teams and stack one as you did. he made his team by drafting and trading and using the farm system.
you owned multiple teams and traded northern leaguers for stud prospects that is how you got your team. i pointed this out two-three months ago before the merger happened. i just dont think anyone listened but now they know.
66Timing
      ID: 18447230
      Tue, May 29, 15:21
Kind of like you owned 3 teams in P2? And even then you couldn't do squat?
67Sanfran
      ID: 4222279
      Tue, May 29, 15:22
Worm - now i owned 3 teams, before it was 2 but now its three. I see, the better i do the more teams i own, ohhh i get it now.

Actually Worm, most of my players now on my MLB roster i traded for after i got to this league. But then again I own multiple teams in the new merger leage too right?

68worm
      ID: 23454811
      Tue, May 29, 15:22
yeah, i owned 3 teams in P2. start contributing to this conversation timing or i'll have to vote you off the boards. cause you my friend are the weakest link.
69worm
      ID: 23454811
      Tue, May 29, 15:23
yeah, you dumb phuck you traded them with your studs you traded yourself in F3. you just keep proving my point over and over again.
70Wammie
      ID: 20039259
      Tue, May 29, 15:25
worm, i will look for you while you are in boston.
71Timing
      ID: 18447230
      Tue, May 29, 15:27
My bad, you owned 4 teams in P2. You owned the Cubs twice, I almost forgot. What was it again that you contributed to the league worm? Oh, were you A VOID ING that question?
72worm
      ID: 23454811
      Tue, May 29, 15:30
the reason why we dont play this game like we used to is because of the merger. we thought we would help out some owners from sh!t leagues know what it is like to enjoy some competition in a good league. this league isnt fun because of who is in it! and guess what i am not the problem cause i was in P2 and that was a blast. this was a waste of $18 on my part and i am sure a lot of other people think that too. hell for $18 i could have went into the bonaparte, iowa bar, bought five bottles of beer, bought the local whore three bottles whooped ass in two games of darts and have gotten laid. all totaling a total of three hours. now saying stupid things like that is what the worm is known for on this board.
73worm
      ID: 23454811
      Tue, May 29, 15:30
you know what time i am flying in dont you?
74Wammie
      ID: 20039259
      Tue, May 29, 15:32
Oh yeah, thanks a lot J for your work on the MVP. it is tough to sort through the posts with any value today. I guess i would like to say that Tucker could be considered for Cy Young, even though we didn't make it to the playoffs. he was first in K's, first in IP, 3rd in WHIP, 1.23 (Sullivan and DeLeon guys who didn't start all season long were only better in NL) 6th in wins too. He had a pretty damn good season when you get down to it.
75Brock
      Donor
      ID: 26328214
      Tue, May 29, 15:33
Mr. Evade – better run spell checker next time or are you into making up new words? It’s ironic how you constantly refer to the word “everybody” when you try to insult people. You’re the only one doing the insulting. Nobody else gets on here to complain about me other than SanFran. I guess you and your sister are “everybody” though. One day when you get out into the real world you will understand that the fantasy world you live in is just that. I don’t post just to get under your skin. I wanted everybody to know that Swett only played 100 games in the AL and that the stats you listed were deceiving. Of course this would piss you off because you were trying to hide the facts. The ONLY reason, and I know everyone knows this, that you haven’t posted lately is because you are an EXTREMELY SORE LOSER. You were humiliated last year and chose to go into hiding rather than face the music. You can dish it out but can’t take any. Keep on saying the same thing over and over that has nothing to do with this thread. By the way, Sims getting ROY would have never happened had I remembered that he was traded in the middle of the year.
76worm
      ID: 23454811
      Tue, May 29, 15:38
this is my last post of the day cause i need to go and get myself a brownie earthquake before i get back to work: this also will be in code so only one person knows what i am talking about.
"Gutt show cody post #72 tonight. Tell her that i wasnt referring to her in that post. She isnt a whore and i would buy her 7 bottles of beer and myself 2. i would skip darts and just go straight to sex cause that is how much i enjoyed it! Also that i would like to cash in my booty call coupon soon!"
wormz
77Big Poo Generator
      ID: 14857812
      Tue, May 29, 15:39
Nice job J. One little thing: you've got minnesota's players listed in both leagues for MVP.
78Timing
      ID: 18447230
      Tue, May 29, 15:39
So A VOID, THIS post right here was you reminding everyone to vote for your player, I MEAN, reminding everyone that Swett played in the NL? If you were any more full of sh!t you would have it coming out your ears. You pathetic sad motherfocker. Why are YOU A VOID ING the issues? Mr A VOID Hypocrite. Why don't you run brain checker to see if you could figure out what a sorry SOB you are. The only reason I haven't posted lately is because like everyone else, I'm tired of reading YOUR LOSER posts. Again A VOID, what do YOU contribute to the league? You are in friggin DENIAL A VOID. GET A GRIP.

"SanFran - go pump your girlfriend Timing a couple of more times and maybe that will cheer you both up. Ever since Timing's collapse in season 1, he has done very little other than complain. He has been of no use to this league what so ever. I've never seen a more pathetic act pouting in my life. I laugh at all of his posts. Now you've become the new Timing. You post messages that have nothing to do with what is being discussed. You try to change the subject when you've been busted. If you don't understand what the problem with trying to be a league MVP when you only played about half a season in one league, then you know very little about the game of baseball."
79Prophet Brock
      Donor
      ID: 26328214
      Tue, May 29, 15:43
Just like I said.
80Prophet Brock
      Donor
      ID: 26328214
      Tue, May 29, 15:45
So let me get this straight, EVADE, I'm full of sh!t because Swett played in the NL and you weren't hiding because of your humiliation, it was because of my "loser posts"???
81Timing
      ID: 18447230
      Tue, May 29, 15:45
A VOID Rivers why are you ignoring the FACTS you homophobic hypocrite? I'm the loser who went to the Series while you missed the playoffs. THAT makes sense. Where do come up with this sh!t? You're obviously living in a delusional world or something. Do I need to go start a thread dedicated to A VOID Rivers' wonderous contributions to our league? Is THAT what needs to be done for you to address the issues A VOID? What do you contribute to this league A VOID Rivers? Lay it down for us big man.
82Sanfran
      ID: 4222279
      Tue, May 29, 15:45
Whammie - Tucker is defiently an Allstar and im voting for him in that cat. If you made the playoff's i would defiently consider him and wood the top CY Young canidates.

Brock, Connor was in the NL for part of his carrer too, so you cant claim he has better stats then my guys and then yell at timing when his guy was in the NL too. (ironically both on my team) So please pick which way you want to go with that.
83Prophet Brock
      Donor
      ID: 26328214
      Tue, May 29, 15:49
J - I think Bluma should be considered for the AL awards, not the NL awards. He was traded in week 14.
84Timing
      ID: 18447230
      Tue, May 29, 15:51
Why don't you address the issues Prophylactic Brock? These are your comments and I'M the loser? I'm the one with the insults huh? What the fock is this sh!t? Stop A VOID ING the issues Prophylactic Brock!

"Pluto - you won't be laughing after I win the division and that's a guarantee."

"Do you really think that I or anyone else gives a sh!t what Bluto is a reference to? For all we know it's the name that your gay lover calls you. I can here him/it now, "Oh Bluto, pump me in the ass. Oh Bluto, you stud you."

"Now I know you're pissed at me. Get used to it because when I come back and win the division, you'll be even more pissed off than you are right now."

"Blubbo - I believe you're the one who sucks and I'm not talking about your team. After I slap you around like the little bitch that you are tonight, I have a feeling you won't be saying much on the boards anymore. Don't be frustrated though, I beat on most teams like this."
85Wammie
      ID: 20039259
      Tue, May 29, 15:51
agreed that Bluma should be considered for the AL awards, he really didn't do sh!t in the NL.

Sanfran, Tucker had a great season, even though I didn't make the playoffs. He can't help that my team couldn't hit a baseball if their life depended upon it, or that my bull pen was horrible.
86J
      Sustainer
      ID: 50726110
      Tue, May 29, 15:55
BPG - thanks, Min guys have been taken away.

As far as the which league does which guy belong in...I'm leaving it as is. I can add an asterisk, but I don't have enough time to check each player to see if he was traded.
87Prophet Brock
      Donor
      ID: 26328214
      Tue, May 29, 15:59
Mr. Evade - If you started a thread about me, you would be the only one posting in it. I didn't win my division last season as I predicted but I didn't run and hide like somebody else. Maybe you forgot about the thread where a few people let you know what they think about you after your collapse last season. Here it is in case you forgot http://rotoguru1.com/cgi-bin/mb/slam/472.shtml?989028630.

SanFran - Connor starting out in the NL last year has absolutely nothing to do with this discussion. This was about the MVP voting. If you want to compare who the best player is, that's when you can look at the whole season or career stats. I don't think you understand what's going on here at least judging by your posts you don't.
88Timing
      ID: 18447230
      Tue, May 29, 15:59
I'm going to predict that Prophylactic Brock will A VOID the issues again and carry on with the same dumbass sh!t like usual. Smooth move Prophylactic!
89Timing
      ID: 18447230
      Tue, May 29, 16:02
How could I forget Prophylactic. I was so terrified to come post here after giggling my way to the World Series. Damn Prophylactic, you are a junior Sherlock Holmes. Did you have to take a special class for invalids or does that logic just come to you naturally Prophylactic Brock? You didn't run and hyde. LMAO Yeah, you just A VOID the issues like a Prophylactic.
90Timing
      ID: 18447230
      Tue, May 29, 16:06
You didn't win the division like you GUARANTEED. What are you getting so stupid you can't read your own damn posts? I should be embarrassed after going to the Series for back and forth stuff with TB about my lead but it's all smooth after you guarantee sh!t and you A VOID it? That's GREAT stuff man. I insult people but you talking about who's pumping each other is just niiiiice. What a god damn hypocrite. You are just pathetic.
91Prophet Brock
      Donor
      ID: 26328214
      Tue, May 29, 16:08
Evade - Why don't you list Bluto's posts too? I'm guessing that he started the whole thing. Once again you have tried to deceive people. You're also trying to compare apples and oranges. If I insult somebody, it's because I was insulted first(99% of the time). This thread is the same way. I posted facts about Swett that you conveniently forgot to mention, like only playing 100 games for you. You tried to get by with this until I came along. You were very pissed and started in with the insults(See posts 11 and 13). The rest is history.

Brock has spoken.
92Timing
      ID: 18447230
      Tue, May 29, 16:16
Prophylactic has spoken and we have all rolled our eyes again. You again demonstrate what a sad sack of sh!t you are. Post 11 wasn't even directed at you Prophylactic. It's always someone else's fault. Brock never did anything, whaaa whaaa. I remember what Bluto said, he said he was moving up the JPI and that's when you started in with your stupid ass guarantee crap. Keep up the denial freak and I'll be here to bring you back into earth's atmosphere.
93Prophet Brock
      Donor
      ID: 26328214
      Tue, May 29, 16:17
PP - Can you post the votes cast by each person, at least for the Cy Young and MVP? I really don't trust Timing with this anymore, at least not since he started acting like a 13 year old.
94Prophet Brock
      Donor
      ID: 26328214
      Tue, May 29, 16:24
So now you're expecting us to believe that post 11 had nothing to do with me???

"we have all rolled our eyes again" Are you everyone?

It happened again. Timing tried to deceive everyone. "I remember what Bluto said, he said he was moving up the JPI and that's when you started in with your stupid ass guarantee crap." What he actually said that upset me was "For anyone who reads this board from R2, Brock kind of reminds me of Dru, but not as funny." All of that was from the same post but you once again only show half of the truth. Have you ever considered a career in politics?
95Timing
      ID: 18447230
      Tue, May 29, 16:25
Well Prophylactic, the only way to get on your level is to act like a 13 year old. You're setting the terrain here not me. You see, for me to talk smack with TB is obviously more significant then you telling Bluto you guarantee a division victory and talking about his gay lover. You want to get all bent out of shape over what TB and I said while ignoring the much worse things you said to and about Bluto. Add on the fact that you got smoked by Bluto and I went to the Series and it is particularly amusing how I am the loser in all of this and how embarrassed I was to post here while I was going to the series. That's Prophylactic Brock logic for you. Eventually I figured you would get a clue and shut the hell up but apparently you're not the brightest bulb in the Christmas tree.

BTW, what do YOU contribute to the league Prophylactic?
96Timing
      ID: 18447230
      Tue, May 29, 16:29
"So now you're expecting us to believe that post 11 had nothing to do with me???"


What is this Prophylactic Hypocrite? You are us now? You strike again with the hypocracy.

I tell you what A VOID, why don't you get off your ass and do something for the league like running the awards yourself instead of sitting there like a creep spewing garbage every day.
97Prophet Brock
      Donor
      ID: 26328214
      Tue, May 29, 16:30
I contribute my knowledge of how a league should work so it can be the best. I point out things that are wrong and solutions for them. I'm kind of like the board/league moderator.

What about yourself? Other than the initial creation of the website, what have you done?
98Timing
      ID: 18447230
      Tue, May 29, 16:34
LMAO You contribute bullsh!t insults on a dialy basis, that's what you contribute. What do I contribute, wow that's a tough one. How about helping to create this league in the first place? How about daily JPI postings? Complete record keeping. Complete single game record keeping. Playoff box scores. How about maintaining the whole friggin website? All of the polls. The interviews, the archives, the columns. Why don't you take over the site and you will see first hand what I contribute.
99Prophet Brock
      Donor
      ID: 26328214
      Tue, May 29, 16:37
There's a big difference between posting the group's opinion and using the word "us" as a whole. When you typed post 92, you posted the groups opinion even though it was only your own. Also by saying that post 11 had nothing to do with me, you were telling the whole group that it had nothing to do with me. Post 94 questioned that by referencing the group as a whole. I didn't try to say that all of us don't believe you or anything along those lines. One of these days you'll be able to comprehend paragraphs and sentences. Until then, maybe you shouldn't reply to my posts.
100Prophet Brock
      Donor
      ID: 26328214
      Tue, May 29, 16:42
Taking over the site would be a breeze. If you think maintaining a simple website like the one we have is hard, I guess you've never done any real website maintenance then. Changing rows and columns in tables and copying and pasting things is not that difficult at least not for me. I don't want to speak for the rest of the people because I don't really know what knowledge they have in this area. I don't want to make up opinions for others. I'll leave that up to somebody else.
101Timing
      ID: 18447230
      Tue, May 29, 16:42
LOL Those are classic Prophylactic tactics right there. You are so funny, you make me laugh, keep it up, ahahaha yeah... So when can we expect to have the awards ready to be tabulated A VOID? When should I send over my files for the website. Let me know Mr Moderator.
102axp113
      ID: 250402413
      Tue, May 29, 16:42
Brock you think you are doing the league a favor but in reality you are not.

if you keep your problems between you and the person you have a problem with private, there is no problem. If you go about it, in a fashion where you do not insult anyone, there is no problem. The best thing to do is just shut up and if you do not have nothing nice to say than dont say it.

and Brock, timimg has done more for this league than you have in case you haven't noticed.

Look i did not insult anyone, but i got my point across. See it is that easy.

And J, I am going to kick your but in the playoffs.-That is not insulting either.

Brock, you might learn something by reading my messages. How to write without insulting others
:-)

peace,
axp113

103Prophet Brock
      Donor
      ID: 26328214
      Tue, May 29, 16:43
Looks like two P2 teams will be battling it out in the ALCS. It just goes to show what great GM's can do for a team.
104Prophet Brock
      Donor
      ID: 26328214
      Tue, May 29, 16:47
AXP - explain to me what was insulting about post 10 and then check out posts 11 and 13. I made a valid point and was ridiculed because of it. I especially don't need you to come in here and tell me how to post. I do things on my own.
105Sanfran
      ID: 4222279
      Tue, May 29, 16:51
I got one monkey off my back(wining in the first round), now Axp and I can rake in the cash. Then hopefully on to Brock.
106Timing
      ID: 18447230
      Tue, May 29, 16:54
You're such a great GM that you haven't been to a series in 5 seasons. WOW, that's just GREAT! Anyways, congrats to you two guys. Without Sims I didn't have much of a shot of winning the series so good luck to you two.
107Purple Pimp
      ID: 393341822
      Tue, May 29, 17:09
I will win brock..

Also brock there has been one vote so far by taxman... thats it
108WiddleAvi
      ID: 64231115
      Tue, May 29, 20:50
For ROY I nominate Rudy Rayford
Avg. .285, HR 38, RBI 130, SB 27, SLG .505
109Brock
      Donor
      ID: 371582223
      Wed, May 30, 22:16
Does anybody have a decent AL ROY candidate?
110Whitey
      Sustainer
      ID: 2543539
      Thu, May 31, 08:54
Yeah, Alan Christensen (C):

121 G
.265 BA
.431 SLG
25 HR
98 RBI
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