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Subject: Daily Blurb - August 5, 2013


  Posted by: Guru - [330592710] Mon, Aug 05, 2013, 10:14

Quote of the day
"My name is Lyle Raymond. Your bat landed on me. I am OK. Thanks for giving me the thumbs up when you were on first base. I like the Astros but will cheer you on too. I gave back your bat because you had a big hitting streak with that bat. I hope you have more hits with that bat. Your fan, Lyle." -- Self-explanatory handwritten letter to Seattle 3B Kyle Seager

Daily blurb
While Tiger Woods was tearing up the field in Akron, Gary Woodland was doing similar damage in Reno, much to the delight of about 42% of all active GuruGolf teams this weekend, including the two teams that shared the top best ball score of -54. Worst ball honors were claimed by Slice of Bread (+46).

Today will reportedly be “Biogenesis day” in major league baseball, as official suspension announcements are expected for some of the worst kept secrets ever. The most interesting aspect will probably be the size of the hammer that comes down on A-Rod, and whether he is given a chance to keep playing during an appeal.