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| Posted by: TB
- Sherpa [031811922] Sun, Jan 22, 2006, 21:06
The Fun Stuff, Jokes, Links, ETC. thread is getting a bit long so I was thinking about starting two new threads. This one for cool links and videos and the other one I already started for jokes. |
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Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Sun, Jan 22, 2006, 21:11
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Deer Hunter Man Show Humor
Not sure what this is, but it is cool. You move your mouse around the screen and drag this skeleton. Click on the buttons at the top right: wire, xray, dislocation, anti-gravity, mutation X, and high quality. You can even try different combos.
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Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Mon, Jan 30, 2006, 20:02
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The object of the game is to move the red block around without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls. If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are great or something. The first time I went .422 seconds. After a dozen tries I got up to 25.13 seconds. It gets pretty fast right around then.
Fun game
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| | | 3 | barilko6
ID: 540202918
Mon, Jan 30, 2006, 23:11
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I made it to 35.67 seconds...there is a definate pattern you can follow where you don't really have to move it much until about 20 seconds into the game.
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| | | 7 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Sat, Feb 04, 2006, 02:58
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The times for the game in post 2 are definitely related to the processor speeds of your computer. Was wondering why the fastest I could get on my Pentium 4-2.4GHz and Pentium M-2Ghz machines was 21 seconds. Tried on my old trusty AMD-Duron 1GHz and hit 55 seconds on second try. Time to bust out the old 8088 machine!
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| | | 9 | sarge33rd
ID: 541052519
Fri, Feb 10, 2006, 00:49
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posted this on the poli board too, but it belongs here as well.
You know those email scams and fake ebay escrow accounts?
scam the scammer
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| | | 11 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Wed, Feb 22, 2006, 22:32
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Work Quiz
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| | | 12 | sarge33rd
ID: 2511422414
Sun, Mar 05, 2006, 19:15
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a word of caution guys;
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
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Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Tue, Mar 14, 2006, 02:02
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http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/scienceopticsu/powersof10/index.html
Florida State University in Tallahassee, Florida has put up a very
interesting page on their site. It begins as a view of the Milky Way
Galaxy viewed from a distance of 10 million light years and then
Zooms in towards Earth in powers of ten. 10 million, to one million,
to 100,000 light years and then it finally reaches a large Oak tree.
If ever there was a witness to creation, these folks have captured
it for our viewing pleasure!
Once you click on the site, the software does all the work. Sit back
and imagine how perfect our universe is! You can play it forward and
backward to be amazed over and over. At the end it says AUTO....
click on that and review the process in reverse!
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| | | 15 | Perm Dude
Dude
ID: 030792616
Sat, Mar 25, 2006, 22:18
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I never realized that The Onion had a Radio news until tonight. All the more funny!
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Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Sun, Mar 26, 2006, 02:25
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Beer Boy on the Beach. This is the same kid from the Man Show who was in the video selling beer on the sidewalk. Hilarious.
Here is another link if that geocities one goes down. Sometimes when I load a new file on that site it goes down for a bit.
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| | | 17 | Tosh
Leader
ID: 057721710
Sat, Apr 01, 2006, 17:47
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Bald Eagle Cam from Canada.
Two eagles. Two eggs. There is a microphone and when they speak, they speak loudly.
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Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Sun, Apr 02, 2006, 23:05
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Vision Test
-If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see one color, pink.
-If you stare at the black + in the center, the moving dot turns to green.
-Now, concentrate on the black + in the center of the picture. After a short period of time, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see a green dot rotating.
It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don't disappear.
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| | | 19 | Skidazl
Leader
ID: 379312323
Tue, Apr 04, 2006, 18:45
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freaky part to me is that it works on everybody the same...
BTW thanks for the sun spots... ;-)
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| | | 20 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Tue, Apr 04, 2006, 19:25
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It is wierd, especially when the dots "disappear".
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| | | 21 | Skidazl
Leader
ID: 379312323
Thu, Apr 06, 2006, 22:12
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This kid is amazing
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| | | 23 | Perm Dude
Dude
ID: 030792616
Mon, Apr 17, 2006, 13:51
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re #21: I saw this girl on FHV. It's kind of funny that I've seen her twice on shows hosted by blacks, because what they don't have her respond to is "Who was Bill Clinton?" to which she'll respond "A crook!"
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| | | 27 | Tosh
Leader
ID: 057721710
Thu, Apr 27, 2006, 21:07
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Going back to post 17, the first egg was due to hatch yesterday. The other tomorrow. They've done a lot of nest building the last 48 hours. Here is an updated link.
Bald Eagle Cam
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| | | 28 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Wed, May 03, 2006, 21:52
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Have you ever given thought as to what kind of car you might be? If you were a car? Me neither but I stumbled across this site and took their 12 question test.
http://www.tomorrowland.us/sportscar/
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| | | 29 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Thu, May 04, 2006, 00:31
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I just couldn't find the right thread to put this in, so I am putting it in here. You put in your zip code and it kicks out a list and map of local gas station prices. Handy to find the cheapest gas around.
http://autos.msn.com/everyday/gasstations.aspx?zip=12345
Here is a blurb at the bottom of the page:
*MSN Autos strives to bring you the most up-to-date gas prices possible. However, we do not receive prices every day from every station. Our partner, OPIS, obtains pricing data from participating credit card transactions, direct feeds from participating retail chains, and other survey methods. Please note that during times of extreme price volatility, these collection methods may trail the latest prices at some stations.
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| | | 30 | Athletics Guy
ID: 58352723
Thu, May 04, 2006, 00:35
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Lowest price in my area...$3.13
Pffftt...
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| | | 31 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Thu, May 04, 2006, 00:43
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Mine is $2.66-$2.77
I always check myself when I start to bitch about it knowing it is way higher in a lot of other places. I think I always get an earful on gas prices from my Dad, who lives in San Jose ($3.13-$3.45)
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| | | 33 | TB
ID: 19425813
Mon, May 08, 2006, 14:25
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I busted out the We Todd Did prank today at my office. It is Sofa King funny if you get someone who reads it slowly and/or enunciates each word properly.
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| | | 34 | Skidazl
Leader
ID: 379312323
Mon, May 08, 2006, 18:18
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gotta love The Man Show
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| | | 35 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Mon, May 08, 2006, 18:49
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Monk-e-mail
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| | | 36 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Mon, May 08, 2006, 19:37
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That Monk-e-mail is hilarious!
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| | | 38 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Tue, May 30, 2006, 14:06
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Curt Cobain is rolling over in his grave somewhere to this cover of Smells like teen spirit.
Couldn't decide where to post that link, here or in the Best Cover Songs thread... :)
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| | | 39 | blue hen
Leader
ID: 710321114
Tue, May 30, 2006, 14:30
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Wow, just looked at monk-e-mail. Mine sounds like Simon Cowell.
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| | | 40 | Addicted
Dude
ID: 4611592518
Tue, May 30, 2006, 22:01
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RSF,
I love that cover!!!
I happen to play the ukelele so I know how hard that is!!!
--Addicted--
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| | | 41 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Fri, Jun 02, 2006, 19:00
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Logo Quiz
I need help with number 10, 11, and 24. If you know what one of those three are, could you shoot me the answer? Thanks
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| | | 42 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Fri, Jun 02, 2006, 19:18
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Since the answers are embedded:
10. Castle Dental
11. Fiesta
24. Chuy's
All of them:
1. Little Debbie
2. Six Flags
3. Cingular
4. Goodyear
5. Chef Boyardee
6. Amnesty International
7. Earthlink
8. WNBA
9. Chiquita
10. Castle Dental
11. Fiesta
12. Radio Shack
13. Tommy Hilfiger
14. Chase
15. March of Dimes
16. Infiniti
17. Prudential
18. Petsmart
19. Blue Bell
20. Scholastic
21. Napster
22. Quiznos
23. Lowe's
24. Chuy's
25. The WB
26. Cold Stone Creamery
27. Charmin
28. Black Cat Fireworks
29. TGIFriday's
30. Time Warner Cable
31. Harley Davidson
32. T-Mobile
33. Kellogg's Cornflakes
34. Wilson
35. Hyundai
36. NHL
37. Chick-Fil-A
38. Turner Classic Movies
39. Sesame Street
40. US Marine Corps
41. Adidas
42. Black & Decker
43. Geico Insurance
44. Starbucks
45. Subaru
46. John Deere
47. Starkist
48. Tivo
49. Fruit of the Loom
50. Sherwin-Williams
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| | | 43 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Fri, Jun 02, 2006, 19:47
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Thanks. I had the other 47, but was stumped on those three.
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Leader
ID: 3601149
Tue, Jun 06, 2006, 00:17
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Represent, Sheboygan! [neighbor to the] Toilet Capital
of the World!
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| | | 47 | Gooch
ID: 475290
Fri, Jun 09, 2006, 01:02
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Logo Quiz: For the life of me, I could not figure out where the answers were? This might me a stupid question but how did you find out where they are embedded?
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| | | 48 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Fri, Jun 09, 2006, 20:05
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Format - Sheet - Unhide
Sheet name is "Ans"
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| | | 49 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Fri, Jun 09, 2006, 20:06
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And as mother always said "There are no stupid questions, only the stupid people that ask them."
OK, she never really said that and would smack me upside the head if I really said that... ;)
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| | | 50 | Seattle Zen
ID: 46315247
Fri, Jun 09, 2006, 20:14
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If the internet has created a venue for pieces of art LIKE THIS, then by God, Al Gore, you've done good!
Diet Coke and Mentos.
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ID: 185451123
Tue, Jun 13, 2006, 00:42
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Maybe somebody here can help me. Any link that tries to open up windows media player gives me this message:
Windows Media Player cannot play the file because a network error occurred. The server might not be available. Verify that you are connected to the network and that your proxy settings are correct.
All the problems started, well, the day it was autodownloaded as an 'upgrade.' Ever since then, most files can't be viewed. Anybody have any suggestions?
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| | | 54 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Mon, Jun 19, 2006, 11:47
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Kitten Cannon
Best I've hit is 902 ft.
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| | | 56 | barilko6
ID: 24419110
Mon, Jun 19, 2006, 15:38
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re 54...
Took me awhile, but I just got 1075. I peaked at 165 feet...
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| | | 57 | Khahan
ID: 185451123
Mon, Jun 19, 2006, 22:35
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55, that voice sounded suspiciously like Captain Jenks.
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| | | 58 | Mike D
Leader
ID: 041831612
Mon, Jun 19, 2006, 23:07
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Launch your colleague is pretty cool.
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| | | 59 | barilko6
ID: 16529229
Thu, Jun 22, 2006, 15:11
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I am not an expert, and I hate to assume anything without knowing for sure, but I think this guy might be drunk.
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ID: 3022278
Mon, Jun 26, 2006, 15:00
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One thing odd about that Chris Angel movie is the lady being to right away just walk away using her hands. And pretty quickly to I might add. Doesn't seem right to me.
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| | | 63 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Tue, Jun 27, 2006, 01:37
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| | | 65 | Gooch
ID: 316271018
Mon, Jul 10, 2006, 19:27
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RecycledSpinalFluid - Thanks for your answer to my question!! I've heard that expression before about stupid questions (stupid people)! It made me laugh :) thanks again have a great one!
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| | | 66 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Wed, Jul 26, 2006, 13:43
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What time is it?
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| | | 69 | TB
ID: 596542416
Mon, Jul 31, 2006, 17:06
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I've been to the Kennecott Copper Mine in Salt Lake and it is also huge.
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| | | 70 | Khahan
ID: 1563140
Tue, Aug 01, 2006, 11:20
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Funny, I said the same to a stripper in Philadlephia.
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| | | 74 | Wilmer McLean
ID: 44737103
Thu, Aug 10, 2006, 18:27
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Kung Fu
For fans of the tv show "Kung Fu" there are free full-screen episodes, some with famous guest stars - a young Jodie Foster, Don Johnson in his teens, Eddie Albert and William Shatner. Shatner plays a...... sea captain in his episode. Yes, there is a fight between Captain Kirk and Kwai Chang Caine. Classic!
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Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Fri, Aug 11, 2006, 01:08
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Spacewander
This is an educational slide film created by NASA to familiarize you with the
planets and galaxies. Takes about 12 minutes. Lots of information. Great Photos.
There's an escape button if you get bored. Once you reach the site there is
nothing you need to do. It launches automatically and progresses by itself.
Be sure and read the little black box below the pictures for information on what
you are seeing.
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| | | 77 | Perm Dude
ID: 11712119
Fri, Aug 11, 2006, 10:12
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That Spacewander was turned into a screensaver by someone a little but ago. Pretty awesome.
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| | | 81 | katietx
ID: 157591212
Tue, Aug 15, 2006, 18:52
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Damn...that guy's good.
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| | | 83 | sarge33rd
ID: 575352217
Wed, Aug 16, 2006, 17:36
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link
above link is bad. this one is right.
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| | | 84 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Wed, Aug 16, 2006, 17:46
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I want two cases of it, Sarge. LOL
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| | | 85 | sarge33rd
ID: 575352217
Wed, Aug 16, 2006, 17:56
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man gonna die damn tired. :)
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| | | 87 | biliruben
Leader
ID: 589301110
Wed, Aug 16, 2006, 19:28
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Wow. Italian?
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| | | 90 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Thu, Aug 24, 2006, 20:42
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I just watched the HP printer getting blown away...lol. I am surprised I haven't gotten the chain letter telling me not buy from HP. =)
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| | | 92 | Uptown Bombers
ID: 35616416
Mon, Aug 28, 2006, 18:59
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Penguin man
The end of this kills me.
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| | | 93 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Mon, Aug 28, 2006, 19:38
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Japanese IQ test
Took me a few minutes to figure it out.
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| | | 94 | sarge33rd
ID: 76442923
Mon, Aug 28, 2006, 21:32
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4 Idiots
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Dude
ID: 204401122
Wed, Sep 27, 2006, 13:12
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Insanity Test
I'm officially nuts...but I'm sure I didn't need this test to tell me. The other voices have done so already.
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| | | 104 | katietx
ID: 357543117
Wed, Oct 04, 2006, 19:29
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Would you?
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| | | 106 | sarge33rd
ID: 257222410
Wed, Oct 11, 2006, 12:53
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processing
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| | | 107 | Addicted
Dude
ID: 4611592518
Tue, Oct 24, 2006, 20:51
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Why don't we get good commercials here in the USA?
Creative Commercials You'll never forget
I've seen some of these as seperate posts.
But only one (The Miller Commercial) on Cable/Network TV.
--Addicted--
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Donor
ID: 35616416
Wed, Oct 25, 2006, 16:01
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re: 103
that is simply amazing
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| | | 109 | Da Bomb
ID: 487112814
Thu, Oct 26, 2006, 14:39
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a match?
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| | | 110 | TB
ID: 448553012
Sat, Nov 11, 2006, 02:19
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Plane Crash
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| | | 112 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Thu, Nov 16, 2006, 11:38
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New Gamer Heads-up Display system.
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| | | 113 | Tosh
Leader
ID: 057721710
Mon, Nov 27, 2006, 14:40
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Pyramid cam
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| | | 117 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Wed, Dec 13, 2006, 18:02
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I think I read something on that video before where it looked like it was spliced/faked. I can't really tell, but it does seem to "glitch" a little as the car is driving through the intersection.
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| | | 118 | Perm Dude
ID: 241181310
Wed, Dec 13, 2006, 18:06
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It looks like the guy in the Suburban tags him a bit. I think a faked video is more likely to have the guy go through without getting touched. If its faked it is very well done!
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| | | 119 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Wed, Dec 13, 2006, 18:15
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I've watched it a dozen times and I agree with you, just something I read. Look at the people walking across the intersection. They were obviously there when that car went through. Crazy stuff.
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ID: 551149142
Thu, Dec 14, 2006, 03:58
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Aurora
AURORA ALERT: Sky watchers everywhere should be alert for auroras on Dec. 14th. That's when a coronal mass ejection (CME) hurled into space by yesterday's X3-flare is expected to hit. NOAA forecasters estimate a 55% chance of severe geomagnetic storms.
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| | | 121 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Thu, Dec 14, 2006, 12:50
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Its time to start thinking about Christmas Presents for your kids.
Man, theres some funny *ss stuff on that link.
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| | | 122 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Thu, Dec 14, 2006, 15:16
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Like the Peepin' Tommy night-vision goggles (mask and crowbar sold separately)
or the Microsoft XXXbox 360 - LMAO
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| | | 125 | leggestand
Leader
ID: 451036518
Fri, Dec 15, 2006, 11:16
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Sarge, 123 was great, and 124 is currently haunting my mind. I don't ever want to see that again.
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| | | 126 | katietx
ID: 3810431417
Fri, Dec 15, 2006, 11:22
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I could have gone the rest of my life not seeing that. :-P
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| | | 127 | Perm Dude
ID: 41116159
Fri, Dec 15, 2006, 11:26
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Re 123: I thought it was going to be a guy getting kicked in the nuts. When the description said "breaks his leg" I quickly closed the tab!
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| | | 128 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Fri, Dec 15, 2006, 11:46
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re 124; I warned you it would be painful.
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| | | 129 | Athletics Guy
ID: 301122514
Fri, Dec 15, 2006, 12:02
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Special effects, that's what I'm gonig to keep telling myself...
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| | | 130 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Fri, Dec 15, 2006, 12:16
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roflmao
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| | | 131 | Mike D
Leader
ID: 041831612
Sat, Dec 16, 2006, 22:18
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George Carlin's New Rules for 2007
New Rule:
Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you
don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like
them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is
doing these days . . . mowing my lawn.
New Rule:
Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a
seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in
a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you
expect it to contain? Trout?
New Rule:
Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde
teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these
kids: Lucky bastards.
New Rule:
If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a
dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're
a grown man, they're pictures of men.
New Rule:
Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your
eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.
New Rule:
There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this
crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry,
but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water?
Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.
New Rule:
Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill
bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the
bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass
will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the
Social Security crisis.
New Rule:
The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the a*sshole. If
you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low
fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry,
light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a
huge a*sshole.
New Rule:
I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card,
entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount,
deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the
kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my
Almond Joy.
New Rule:
Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you
spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to
"beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you
were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're
just high.
New Rule:
Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins.
ESPN recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because
watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned
exciting.
What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that.
It's called "The Howard Stern Show."
New Rule:
I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go
nuts and eat two.
New Rule:
If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old
television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a
remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's
remember the reason something was a television show in the first place
is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.
New Rule:
No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now
it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out
the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift
giving, it's the white people version of looting.
New Rule: and this one is long overdue:
No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a
towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even
tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I
don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.
New Rule:
When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27
Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't
really care in the first place.
New Rule:
If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better
than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every
available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying
"Do you want fries with that?
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ID: 331122162
Mon, Dec 18, 2006, 18:37
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ACLU Files Lawsuit Against Kris Kringle (a.k.a. - Santa Claus, St. Nick, St. Nicholaus, Papa Noel)
CHICAGO - The American Civil Liberties Union announced today that it was bringing a lawsuit against Santa Claus for violations of the civil rights of children. An ACLU spokesman, Mr. E. Scrooge stated that, “Mr. Claus has been violating children’s right to privacy and has been putting that information in a vast database. The information is then used by the law enforcement arm of Mr. Claus’ organization to determine which children are considered naughty or nice. It is obvious Mr. Claus has violated the children’s rights, as we have alleged in our suit, because of the memos and other company information we have obtained. In addition, we believe Mr. Claus has been engaging in mind control experiments designed to prevent the free expression of beliefs.”
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ID: 31113208
Wed, Dec 20, 2006, 19:44
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Elf Yourself!
This is funny but dangerously close to creepy...
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Leader
ID: 057721710
Fri, Dec 22, 2006, 16:32
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To go along with post 120 - The Aurora Borealis, also known as "northern lights", is featured in this photograph taken by a STS-116 crew member onboard Discovery during flight day 11 activities. Image Credit: NASA
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ID: 99331714
Thu, Jan 18, 2007, 11:31
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quiz
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| | | 141 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Thu, Jan 18, 2007, 11:46
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winner in the "dont try this at home" category:
human slingshot
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| | | 142 | C1-NRB
ID: 24954318
Thu, Jan 18, 2007, 12:15
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I laughed so hard at the quiz in #140 that I had a coughing fit.
Thanks for that.
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| | | 143 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Thu, Jan 18, 2007, 23:44
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I think that is the same quiz from post #11.
I was expecting a horrible accident when I saw the human slingshot rig and was glad to be wrong. I don't think I would try it, but looks like a definite rush.
Unnessary Censorship
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| | | 144 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Thu, Jan 25, 2007, 23:39
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From the guys who brought us Monk-e-mail
http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/frameset.php?frame1=talk
When you move the mouse around, her eyes follow the pointer. When you write something in the left space and then click on "Say it," she says it! You can change persons doing the talking and the language they speak.
I think I like this link from them better. You can get local weather updates too: Accuweather
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| | | 145 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Fri, Jan 26, 2007, 23:09
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This one is cool. It is called the Longevity Game.
You get to see how long you are projected to live based on 12 gradual inputs. You can change around answers to see how much longer you might live if you exercise more, eat better, quit drinking, quit smoking, etc.
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Dude
ID: 204401122
Fri, Feb 02, 2007, 17:48
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Speak 'n Spell
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| | | 149 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Thu, Feb 08, 2007, 11:30
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| | | 150 | leggestand
Leader
ID: 451036518
Fri, Feb 09, 2007, 15:04
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Good cards
I think I am getting my wife the Valentine's Card that says:
"Sometimes I think that instead of being a person, you should be cut up into little pieces of heart shaped candy. That's how sweet and tasty you are."
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| | | 151 | Perm Dude
ID: 315098
Fri, Feb 09, 2007, 15:11
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ROFL! Those are great cards!
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| | | 152 | Perm Dude
ID: 40113139
Tue, Feb 13, 2007, 14:25
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The introduction of the book:
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| | | 153 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Tue, Feb 20, 2007, 23:06
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Cash Cab Spoof
Very funny if you've seen the Cash Cab on television. This guy is a very funny comic. It gets funnier and funnier.
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| | | 156 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Wed, Feb 28, 2007, 15:37
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and now for some sugary "sweetness"
goodnite pup
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| | | 158 | katietx
ID: 3810431417
Thu, Mar 01, 2007, 11:27
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not gonna say it.
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| | | 159 | WiddleAvi
ID: 25102616
Thu, Mar 01, 2007, 23:06
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This has got to be one of the funniest videos I have seen in a while: NBA Dance off
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| | | 160 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Thu, Mar 01, 2007, 23:43
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I watched that video a couple days ago. Shaq is hilarious.
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Leader
ID: 41750315
Tue, Mar 06, 2007, 23:08
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#161
Could only come up with 49.
With about 3 mins left I had only the one missing state.
To make things worse I knew there are 8 states with the letter M. (old trivia question)
Just had a total mental block with Maryland.
A fun quiz though.
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| | | 163 | Motley Crue
ID: 431382617
Tue, Mar 06, 2007, 23:26
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I had the same basic problem: I got 49 states in about 3 minutes then spent 6:30 going over the map of the country 3 times mentally. Finally at around 50 seconds to go my brain somehow conjured Utah. Freaking Utah!
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| | | 164 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Tue, Mar 06, 2007, 23:44
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I left out Nebraska. I've been there before. It's forgetable.
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| | | 165 | Perm Dude
ID: 392269
Tue, Mar 06, 2007, 23:56
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Lost about a minute trying to type out the names right!
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| | | 166 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Mon, Mar 26, 2007, 02:28
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http://havidol.com/
IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION
Problems can be avoided if you take HAVIDOL only when you are able to immediately benefit from its effects. To fully benefit from HAVIDOL patients are encouraged to engage in activities requiring exceptional mental, motor, and consumptive coordination. HAVIDOL is not for you if you have abruptly stopped using alcohol or sedatives. Havidol should be taken indefinitely. Side effects may include mood changes, muscle strain, extraordinary thinking, dermal gloss, impulsivity induced consumption, excessive salivation, hair growth, markedly delayed sexual climax, inter-species communication, taste perversion, terminal smile, and oral inflammation. Very rarely users may experience a need to change physicians.
Talk to your doctor about HAVIDOL
Don't forget to take the quiz and then read the possible results.
Follow-up link to the site:
http://www.the-scientist.com/news/home/52961/
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| | | 167 | C1-NRB
ID: 24954318
Mon, Mar 26, 2007, 10:28
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I got 56. I missed Arizona, Delaware (I would've missed it anyway), Indiana, and Hawaii.
I was interrupted with about 5:30 remaining and 47 states named. I minimized the screen, thinking that would "pause" it, but it didn't. When I came back I had about 2:00 left.
I think it took me almost a full minute to spell Massachusetts correctly.
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| | | 168 | leggestand
Leader
ID: 451036518
Mon, Mar 26, 2007, 11:29
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MC, I had the same mental block for 6 minutes on Utah. I had 49 and Utah just wasn't registering.
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| | | 169 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Mon, Mar 26, 2007, 11:39
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C1-NRB, you wanna recheck your math?
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| | | 170 | C1-NRB
ID: 24954318
Mon, Mar 26, 2007, 15:21
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Oops. It was a geography test, not a math test.
37 named at interruption, 46 named when time ran out.
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| | | 171 | blue hen
Leader
ID: 710321114
Mon, Mar 26, 2007, 18:39
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You forgot:Iowa, Nebraska, Tennessee,
Boo. I had 46 with about 7 minutes left. At about 5 minutes I looked up and saw a Pacers logo, so I got Indiana. But I couldn't get the others. All pretty central in the US, where I have never lived (although Tennessee is pretty close to Georgia).
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| | | 173 | Perm Dude
ID: 32241278
Tue, Mar 27, 2007, 16:27
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Funny interpretive dance. Watch the whole thing.
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| | | 175 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Thu, Apr 05, 2007, 13:49
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Joakim Noah making a pretty good "DARE" commercial?
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| | | 177 | Tosh
Leader
ID: 057721710
Fri, Apr 06, 2007, 18:08
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2007 State Easter Eggs
The 2007 Easter Egg Collection continues the tradition that began in 1994 where each state sends a decorated egg to the White House for display. Artists from across the United States created the decorated eggs, which represent each state and the District of Columbia. Each year the artists vote amongst themselves to select the artist to create the following year's commemorative egg which is presented to the President and First Lady. The collection is coordinated by the American Egg Board.
Easter Eggs by State
Lots of fancy ones to look at. But DON'T MISS Wyoming.
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| | | 178 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Fri, Apr 06, 2007, 18:47
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Lol - I say look at Nevada, California, and Connecticut before clicking on Wyoming. Some of those are pretty good.
Somebody posted this in the WTF thread in the polotics forum, but they should have posted it in here.
Amazon Tuscan Milk
There are 933 reviews and most are hilarious. I think I posted it so it would show the oldest posts first. I can't get through three pages of reading without laughing tears. It reminds me of the guy years and years ago who had all the funny comments on ebay, except this is a bunch of different people being funny. .
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| | | 179 | Skidazl
ID: 189142212
Fri, Apr 06, 2007, 20:54
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re: 177
Don't miss Delaware either, it puts a face to a much familiar gurupie here on ROTOGURU...
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| | | 180 | Perm Dude
ID: 5634267
Sat, Apr 07, 2007, 00:00
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Maybe this should go in the Poltics Forum, but its too important:
Uh oh
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| | | 183 | leggestand
Leader
ID: 451036518
Mon, Apr 16, 2007, 13:45
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1. go to google
2. click on "maps," above the search bar...
3. click on "get directions"
4. type "Boston" in the first box (the "from" box)
5. type "Paris" in the second box (the "to" box)
6. click on "get directions"
7. scroll down to step #9
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| | | 184 | Mark L
ID: 25155512
Mon, Apr 16, 2007, 17:33
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183: can't do LA to Tokyo, though.
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| | | 185 | Perm Dude
ID: 58318178
Tue, Apr 17, 2007, 16:16
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#182: Just read that this is a Will Ferrell site. He's also starring (with his real-life daughter) in The Landlord
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| | | 187 | J
Leader
ID: 049346417
Wed, Apr 18, 2007, 10:22
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185 - PD, I saw that the other day...is that really his daughter????????????
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| | | 188 | Perm Dude
ID: 1937188
Wed, Apr 18, 2007, 10:28
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Yeah. My wife was shocked!
Speaking of Will Ferrell (and Conan), a few years ago I cleared permission for an anthology of commencement speaches. We couldn't get Conan's permission for the speech in #186, but Will Ferrell granted permission for his 2003 Harvard Speech. I wouldn't mind seeing this in a video, but it makes for very funny reading in any case!
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| | | 189 | J
Leader
ID: 049346417
Wed, Apr 18, 2007, 11:59
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PD - i just did some googling, I think Pearl is Adam McKay's daughter (Ferell's friend and the director)
still hilarious though!
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| | | 191 | katietx
ID: 323472012
Sat, Apr 21, 2007, 16:51
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thankfully I'm 16% smarter than the average person. dang...only 16%?
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| | | 193 | ¤ Mario LeMoose ¤
ID: 223222217
Sun, Apr 22, 2007, 19:30
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Sprechen sie Englisch?
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| | | 194 | sarge33rd
ID: 76442923
Sun, Apr 22, 2007, 20:22
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192 = WINNING POST!!!!! roflmfao....thats one OUTSTANDING piece of satire there.
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ID: 75331212
Fri, May 11, 2007, 22:10
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Wow, I need to start coming by this thread more often again. Post 173: I nearly clapped for the guy when it was over.
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| | | 201 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Sat, May 12, 2007, 02:07
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This guy is a complete moron, but I know my heartbeat increased just watching the video. Make sure you watch to 4:44. Turn volume down, lots of wind.
2004 Yamaha R6 Top Speed Run Hawaii
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| | | 202 | sarge33rd
ID: 76442923
Sun, May 13, 2007, 15:47
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agreed TB...that guy IS a complete moron.
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| | | 204 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Tue, May 15, 2007, 00:19
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I had to go with my old screen name because TB was just too short.
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| | | 205 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Tue, May 15, 2007, 00:23
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I ordered the team a companion bot for those long, lonely sabotage and exploration missions.
LOL
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| | | 206 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Tue, May 15, 2007, 00:26
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Had to bring our side-kick as well
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| | | 207 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Wed, May 16, 2007, 02:51
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Shift Happens
Not humor, but very interesting.
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| | | 208 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Wed, May 16, 2007, 10:56
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Get Your Cyborg Name
doesnt accept the numerics "33"
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| | | 211 | sarge33rd
ID: 76442923
Thu, May 17, 2007, 20:54
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wakeyz
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| | | 213 | Perm Dude
ID: 2447187
Fri, May 18, 2007, 16:35
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LOL!
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| | | 214 | Athletics Guy
ID: 19461812
Fri, May 18, 2007, 17:05
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That's great stuff Toral
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| | | 215 | sarge33rd
ID: 76442923
Sat, May 19, 2007, 08:54
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Toral...that link was fantastic! GREAT find.
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| | | 216 | leggestand
Leader
ID: 451036518
Tue, May 22, 2007, 16:06
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The essay on El Nino in Toral's link is the best. I have taped it to my door at work for all to see.
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Donor
ID: 539581218
Tue, May 22, 2007, 23:30
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This brings back memories. I remember it was all the rage after the performance. Helped Michael Jackson blow up.
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| | | 218 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Wed, May 23, 2007, 01:10
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Oh man, the moon walk. Teens would still be crying at his concerts if he didn't get all wierd. Hell, they probably would be if he just went on tour again.
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| | | 219 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Thu, May 31, 2007, 12:52
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C.E.D.
roflmfao
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| | | 220 | WiddleAvi
ID: 25102616
Sat, Jun 02, 2007, 10:30
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Amazing video of Lions and Aligators fighting over an animal !!
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| | | 222 | ukula
ID: 4251567
Wed, Jun 06, 2007, 09:23
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Re: 220
Good Video with an unexpected ending!! Never thought something like that would ever happen.
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| | | 227 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Fri, Jun 08, 2007, 10:35
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couple vid clips of motorcycle LEOs in riding competitions. First one is Jap cops and the second one is US cops.
I thought these a great job of 2 specific things:
1) illustrates how manueverable a "big" bike is, once you learn how to ride the things..
2) MSF (Motorcycle Safety Fouondation) courses, stress the notion of "looking where you want the bike to go vs where its pointed". Watch the Officers heads when they are in the tight turns. They have their eyes almost 90 degrees to the direction of travel.
Japanese Motrcycle Cops
US Motorcycle Cops
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| | | 228 | leggestand
Leader
ID: 451036518
Fri, Jun 08, 2007, 15:40
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This is either going to show how childish I am, or people will also think it's hilarious. There is a new movie coming out in August called "Superbad," and they have an R-rated trailer (be careful where you open it, as there are swear words): Superbad. I saw the PG-13 trailer at Knocked Up last week and thought the movie looked okay, but the R-rated trailer makes it a must see movie in my mind. It could be a classic. Keep in mind, I have the maturity of a 15 year old, if that.
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| | | 229 | barilko6
ID: 52261810
Mon, Jun 11, 2007, 15:01
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A commercial against Home Schooling:
Studly Guy
Haha...I would love to hear what the reporter said the second they went off air?
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| | | 230 | Perm Dude
ID: 30550117
Mon, Jun 11, 2007, 15:03
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I saw this a few days ago. I think he's just being a dorky kid--as one would be, as a spelling bee champ, I think!
Of course, the reporter was a bit of an idiot going in--obviously she thought this would just be a fluff piece and treated her subject that way as well. Hopefully he's not learning social skills from reporters.
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| | | 231 | Razor
ID: 5952069
Mon, Jun 11, 2007, 16:47
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I met a kid who finished 2nd and 3rd in the national spelling bee many years back. He was well-adjusted and would not have given such a horrid interview, if given the chance. He made fun of the kid who beat him and made an awkward, dorky appearance on Leno.
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| | | 232 | ukula
ID: 115581115
Mon, Jun 11, 2007, 16:58
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Give the kid a break - none of us are perfect.
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| | | 236 | sarge33rd
ID: 76442923
Thu, Jun 14, 2007, 23:28
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unbelievable.....and I dont even like opera.
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| | | 239 | Perm Dude
ID: 0537208
Wed, Jun 20, 2007, 23:39
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Dig a hole through the center of the earth, and where would you be? Use the Antipodemap to find out!
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| | | 240 | C1-NRB
ID: 5932328
Thu, Jun 21, 2007, 10:03
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Cool! Except for the fact that the antipode of the entire continental United States is in the middle of the Indian Ocean.
I was hoping I could dig a hole in my backyard and come out in a bank in somewhere.
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| | | 241 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Thu, Jun 21, 2007, 12:24
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Guess-the-Google
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| | | 242 | Skidazl
ID: 189142212
Thu, Jun 21, 2007, 15:48
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re: 239 seems you have to go to South America to "dig a hole to China", Chile or Argentina to be exact...
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| | | 243 | Perm Dude
ID: 39525218
Thu, Jun 21, 2007, 15:56
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Yeah--interesting that Botswana and Hawai'i are global opposite.
I got that link, BTW, from a cool website called Strange Maps
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| | | 244 | Perm Dude
ID: 48539236
Sat, Jun 23, 2007, 20:04
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"Do you have feelings of inadequacy?"
Listen through the side effects...
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| | | 245 | Skidazl
ID: 189142212
Mon, Jun 25, 2007, 18:29
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Got a kick out of this...
monkeys
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| | | 247 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Wed, Jul 04, 2007, 21:25
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Pirates of the Cove
Anyone else ever play this? I signed up yesterday and have been screwing around. Pretty simple game, but tons of things to do. I've gotten my butt kicked a few times, but have done a little kicking with a pet I bought and trained. I still haven't figured everything out yet, but it's been a fun time waster.
If you do sign up to check it out (no spam emails, btw) when you get started go to explore and then explore port. I suggest about 5 steps at a time until you get enough money to buy a treasure chest. Then put everything in the chest before you explore more. The tavern wench kept stealing my money until I figured that out. Also, don't be afraid to try and rob her. Sure, she might chase you but lots of people will try to rescue you.
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| | | 248 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Wed, Jul 04, 2007, 21:39
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Hey GO, I sent you a million bucks. Buy a treasure chest and store it.
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| | | 250 | sarge33rd
ID: 76442923
Wed, Jul 11, 2007, 09:27
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Heard this on the radio this msorning and went "fishing" for a link. Click on the little speaker box sitting in the lower right corner of the upper left quad of the page, for a 45 sec or so snippet from the song.
I am Not a Terrorist
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Dude
ID: 204401122
Thu, Jul 12, 2007, 19:03
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Google to the rescue ... helps burglars crack safe containing $12,000.
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| | | 252 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Fri, Jul 20, 2007, 19:44
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Wii Fit - That little white thing you stand on.
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| | | 253 | Perm Dude
ID: 506522120
Sun, Jul 22, 2007, 00:48
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Overheard in New York
The other "overhead" pages are pretty good, too.
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| | | 255 | katietx
ID: 25520216
Thu, Jul 26, 2007, 13:23
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wicked! I had to watch it a couple of times.
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| | | 256 | Skidazl
ID: 189142212
Thu, Jul 26, 2007, 17:34
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I'd have that yo-to tangled and wrapped around my head a couple times if I tried that...
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| | | 257 | Khahan
ID: 486552412
Thu, Jul 26, 2007, 17:57
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I'm not sure which is more impressive...the display that guy put on or the fact that there was actually a crowd gathered to watch it and ohh and ahh for him.
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| | | 258 | Wilmer McLean
ID: 55702210
Thu, Aug 23, 2007, 02:44
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Pinch Hitter 2
Here's a fun game for baseball enthusiasts.
There are 11 levels and you must reach a goal to advance.
I have completed the game and know two things:
Passng level nine is frustrating, but level ten is enjoyable.
I wonder who will reach level ten first amongst the gang.
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| | | 259 | Guru
ID: 330592710
Fri, Aug 31, 2007, 16:03
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Not much to add to this...
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| | | 260 | Perm Dude
ID: 3587310
Mon, Sep 03, 2007, 11:20
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#258: Wilmer, you've really wasted my time with that one!
[Still stuck on level 9...]
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| | | 261 | Electroman
ID: 73332719
Mon, Sep 03, 2007, 14:24
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RE#258: Got past level 9. Hit 2 double points HR's in my first 3 at bats. Took a few tries though.
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| | | 262 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Mon, Sep 03, 2007, 16:46
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I finally got past level 9 myself. The key is not only hitting homers, but not hitting outs. I wimped out with over 20K points and 2AB left and just let them strike me out so I could make it to 10. That is a fun level. I played small ball to beat level 10 the first time, just going wherever there were no fielders.
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| | | 263 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Wed, Sep 05, 2007, 12:47
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Its raining buckets. Thats just crazy.
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| | | 264 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Tue, Sep 11, 2007, 14:47
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been stuck on lvl 9 for 3 days now. Just had my "best" yet, 14,095.
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| | | 265 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 10:43
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18k...STILL stuck on lvl 9. :(
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| | | 266 | C1-NRB
ID: 5932328
Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 14:25
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I can't get out of the sandlot. Back-to-back homeruns elludes me.
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| | | 267 | Perm Dude
ID: 138411411
Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 14:52
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Oh dear.
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| | | 268 | C1-NRB
ID: 5932328
Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 15:15
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I can't get out of the sandlot. Back-to-back homeruns elludes me.
I should've said something a long time ago. On my third game after posting that I got them on the first two pitches I saw. All that "practice" made me a good contact hitter, though; I breezed through Little League No K's or Outs.
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| | | 269 | C1-NRB
ID: 5932328
Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 15:48
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I think I finally figured out the homerun swing.
It only took me about eight games to get back-to-backs in Little League.
On to level nine! (I scored 21,000 +/- in my first attempt to go back-to-back in level eight.)
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| | | 270 | Perm Dude
ID: 138411411
Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 16:02
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19622 on level 9. Soclose.
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| | | 271 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 19:42
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To hit good homers I just put my mouse cursor a little lower and to the left of where I think the ball is coming across the plate. I smack a lot into RF. I've also got a nice CF homer now too.
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| | | 272 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 19:47
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lil humpers
prolly 90% of my homers, are to RF.
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| | | 273 | Skidazl
ID: 189142212
Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 20:13
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prolly 90% of my homers, are to RF
Funny, I hit most of mine to LF, but then I am still stuck in LL, just got 26,000 to get past level 7, but now can't seem to get 2 in a row for the life of me...
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| | | 274 | Perm Dude
ID: 138411411
Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 20:21
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I'm like Steve Balboni up there. Lots of strikes with the occassional monster home run.
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| | | 275 | C1-NRB
ID: 17348117
Fri, Sep 14, 2007, 20:39
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Almost all my hits are to right, as well. I tried crowding the plate to pull some to left and hit mostly "swinging bunts." I've had the ignominy of recording scores of 3, 1, and even a 0 that way.
My second homerun on level 9 (in game one, no less) was a bomb to straight-away centerfield. I haven't got close to 20K yet, though. I'm going to give it rest for the weekend.
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| | | 276 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Sat, Sep 15, 2007, 11:03
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ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19,2 with 1 pitch left....
hit it to RF....CAUGHT..YOU'RE OUT!!!
:(
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| | | 277 | Uptown Bombers
ID: 325212517
Sat, Sep 15, 2007, 12:50
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I have only hit one home run to left. None to right. All of mine go to CF. Odd. I did get past nine after many tries. I hit 2 HR with the 2x to CF to do it.
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| | | 278 | Perm Dude
ID: 18341511
Sat, Sep 15, 2007, 13:03
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Same here--deep bombs to CF almost exclusively.
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| | | 279 | sarge33rd
ID: 76442923
Sat, Sep 15, 2007, 20:03
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19,881 :(
19,660 with 1 pitch to go, and wuss out for a pitiful 221 pt hit.
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| | | 280 | Perm Dude
ID: 198501523
Sun, Sep 16, 2007, 01:46
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Finally! And with style: 23000.
Level 10 is fun.
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| | | 281 | Uptown Bombers
ID: 325212517
Sun, Sep 16, 2007, 11:39
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Level 10 rocks, though I don't like when I hit a bomb off the CF wall and it says runner out because the defense was playing in the IF behind 2nd base.
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| | | 282 | sarge33rd
ID: 76442923
Mon, Sep 17, 2007, 15:27
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FINALLY!!!!!!!! 22,9XX
problem is...its on the home computer....gotta do it again at work. :(
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| | | 283 | sarge33rd
ID: 76442923
Mon, Sep 17, 2007, 15:33
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4, maybe 5 tries to win lvl 10 :) much easier than 9 was
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| | | 284 | C1-NRB
ID: 5932328
Mon, Sep 17, 2007, 18:07
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Finally. I was at 20,266 with 2 pitches to go. A strikeout means -250; an out means -1,000.
I got two up-the-middle hits. It's a good thing the pitcher can't field his position.
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| | | 285 | C1-NRB
ID: 5932328
Mon, Sep 17, 2007, 18:32
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Level 10 is my favorite. I passed it with a 2-out Grand Slam.
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| | | 286 | Donkey Hunter
ID: 1444646
Mon, Sep 17, 2007, 20:43
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Am I a loser if I cant get past level 2 to save my life?
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| | | 287 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Tue, Sep 18, 2007, 10:24
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lol nope. Just takes some time, patience and perserverance.
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| | | 288 | Perm Dude
ID: 10845189
Tue, Sep 18, 2007, 10:45
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I go back to the earlier ones as well, and level 2 is tough. Whenever I can, I crowd the plate the pull the ball. Also, if you keep your bat a little high, you'll hit more grounders than anything. Don't worry about the flashing "2X" in that level either--it is just a distraction.
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| | | 289 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Tue, Sep 18, 2007, 18:21
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*open sobbing*
19,955 with one pitch remaining...
*hit a grounder I tell myself*
STRIKE
:(
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| | | 290 | Perm Dude
ID: 10845189
Tue, Sep 18, 2007, 18:44
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It seems to me that there is a quirk, in which if the 10th pitch is a dinger, they continue with another pitch. I just hit three dingers in a row on the "tenth" pitch.
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| | | 291 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Wed, Sep 19, 2007, 11:42
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FINALLY!! Got by level 9 at work. 19,5 with 2 pitches to go...dinger and then a meaningless fly ball out. 22,5. On to level 10. :)
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| | | 292 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Wed, Sep 19, 2007, 13:00
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Lvl 10 passed...2 out GS with 7 runs already on the books.
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| | | 293 | Perm Dude
ID: 7822111
Fri, Sep 21, 2007, 23:22
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Had a little over 5000 on level 9, down to the tenth pitch. Four (!) home runs later I pass the level.
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| | | 295 | Uptown Bombers
ID: 325212517
Sun, Sep 23, 2007, 21:47
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In the golf game, I cant seem to get past level 4. I hit the green twice in a row, but it still saya level failed. Is it just me?
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| | | 296 | Slackjawed Yokel
Leader
ID: 052347519
Mon, Sep 24, 2007, 00:09
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It appears it needs to land and stay on the green (ie, not roll onto the green). But it still isn't consistent. If they clap, it counts.
By the way, I still haven't finished level 9 on the baseball one, but my 11 y/o son did.
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| | | 297 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Mon, Sep 24, 2007, 14:47
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Yeah, it needs to stay on the green. I think you can roll it up onto the green.
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| | | 298 | Uptown Bombers
ID: 325212517
Mon, Sep 24, 2007, 15:47
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I've only been able to bounce it short of the green and roll it up, but I was positive that it was staying on. It sits next to the hole. But I never get claps and it never says passed. Will keep trying.
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| | | 299 | Uptown Bombers
ID: 325212517
Mon, Sep 24, 2007, 15:59
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Okay nevermind. I've only just now discovered how to loft the ball into the air. I was only hitting line drives before. Thanks for the help.
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| | | 300 | Skidazl
ID: 08131920
Mon, Sep 24, 2007, 18:02
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How do you loft it?
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| | | 301 | Uptown Bombers
ID: 325212517
Mon, Sep 24, 2007, 18:28
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Place your mouse cursor at your golfer's feet and the arrow will be pointed high in the air. Move the cursor above his head and its a low line drive.
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| | | 302 | WiddleAvi
ID: 25102616
Mon, Sep 24, 2007, 18:29
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move the mouse closer to the player and the ball will go higher.
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| | | 303 | Skidazl
ID: 08131920
Mon, Sep 24, 2007, 21:37
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thanks
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| | | 304 | Skidazl
ID: 08131920
Mon, Sep 24, 2007, 21:57
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golf is much easier than pinch hitter, but still pretty fun....
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| | | 305 | C1-NRB
ID: 68172510
Tue, Sep 25, 2007, 11:17
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Golf is very much easier than Pinch Hitter.
I completed tasks 5 and 6 on my very first ball and task 7 in the first round of attempts.
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| | | 306 | Tree
ID: 3533298
Wed, Sep 26, 2007, 16:15
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soccer ball to the face...
my office mates and i are truly sick. i think we've watched this 175 times in the past 3 minutes...
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| | | 307 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Wed, Sep 26, 2007, 17:08
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ooops
new sign on the door to this room:
"Cat inside"
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| | | 309 | Toral
ID: 575542418
Thu, Sep 27, 2007, 12:10
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SGSA #2
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| | | 310 | Toral
ID: 575542418
Thu, Sep 27, 2007, 12:28
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If you click on either of the above, under "Related" there seem to be dozens more of these.
Last one I'll link to:
Catch Phrase
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| | | 311 | Wilmer McLean
ID: 5830290
Sat, Sep 29, 2007, 01:47
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Thanx for all the input on the Pinch Hitter 2, folks.
Level nine was horrendously hard.
I have since found two progressive puzzle/action games that will entice some.
Bur, one at a time.
Find The Star
There is a walk-thru at the comment section on the bottom of the page for any difficulties, (please innocently try before grabbing the hints). And, once the first gurupian is through I will post the link to the harder challenge - another game.
Lol, PD, anytime I can waste your time is good enough for me ;) RE: 260
Sarge - your genuine troubles and trevails with Pinch Hitter 2 recalled my same frustrations and anxiety.
All right folks, find all the stars! Then the next challenge happens.
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| | | 312 | barilko6
ID: 59853296
Sat, Sep 29, 2007, 07:54
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OJ's Eleven
Pretty Funny Stuff...
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| | | 314 | Skidazl
ID: 08131920
Mon, Oct 01, 2007, 18:32
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a lot of fun free time killing games here
www.pogo.com
for some reason, the "insert a link" isn't working for me
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| | | 315 | Seattle Zen
ID: 49112418
Tue, Oct 02, 2007, 16:51
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Wilmer
I love "Find the Star" but I am stuck. Stage 40 just doesn't seem to work. In all of the other puzzles, the arrow turns into a hand somewhere, but not Stage 40. I don't know how you can "do" anything unless you have the hand. WTF?
I also cannot "find the star" in stage 65, the all white, blank page. It's rather frustrating.
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| | | 316 | TB
ID: 538192913
Wed, Oct 03, 2007, 01:06
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40 doesn't work for me either. 47 took me forever to remember how to play twinkle twinkle little star.
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| | | 317 | weykool@work
ID: 2842717
Wed, Oct 03, 2007, 15:49
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for #40 try clicking repeatedly at the dress on the girl on the right while moving the mouse up and down quickly.
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| | | 318 | Khahan
ID: 486552412
Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 00:51
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40 I can't see to get to work and stage 61 I can work but I have no idea what to do with.
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| | | 319 | TB
ID: 538192913
Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 01:39
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Same here with 61. I didn't get 62 yet either. The rest that aren't complete have question marks on them, so I guess I have to finish these other three first.
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| | | 320 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 03:44
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61, line up the points to form a star...if they dropped to the ground.
My wife walked into my office while performing the suggestion in post 317. She looked, gave a "hruph" and turned around. I still don't get this one.
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| | | 321 | Khahan
ID: 486552412
Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 08:04
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For 41, I suspect there is 1 single pixel on the dress that the star is hidden behind, but I just can't find it yet. I also have no way to validate this, just a hunch.
And for 61, yeah, I lined them up so they would form a star if they fell to the ground. But nothing happened. I even used the rectangle to angle the points. I've tried them in multiple configurations. Nothing.
I have all the rest of the original set of puzzles. Out of the ? marks thave I've unlocked I've gotten all but 47 (sorry, tone def and no musical talent. I have no clue how to play twinkle twinkle little star).
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| | | 322 | TB
ID: 538192913
Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 11:30
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Okay, so 61 was easy. I was trying to line them up like a star, but I was doing it wrong. I had the 2nd and 3rd ones going in the wrong direction.
I could still use some help with 62.
Twinkle, twinkle little star: glasses numbered left to right:
1-1-5-5-6-6-5-4-4-3-3-2-2-1
5-5-4-4-3-3-2
5-5-4-4-3-3-2
1-1-5-5-6-6-5-4-4-3-3-2-2-1
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| | | 323 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 11:30
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HA! I just completed 40...feeling rather pervish.
Click (and hold) below the dress on the right. Uhh...errr...rather vigorously move the mouse up and down on the dress (will holding the button...not clicking). Thats what worked for me.
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| | | 324 | TB
ID: 538192913
Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 11:35
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Any particular spot you held it, like center of the dress and was it just below the dress line?
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| | | 325 | TB
ID: 538192913
Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 11:37
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NM, I just did it in the center of the dress just below the dress line and it worked. LOL on your wife walking in. That was silly.
Help with 62.
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| | | 326 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 11:43
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OK. Done with them all now.
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| | | 327 | Seattle Zen
ID: 49112418
Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 14:10
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Re: 40
Did our cursor turn into a hand like all the other puzzles? All I have seen is an arrow and your suggestion ain't working.
Any tips on 65?
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| | | 328 | TB
ID: 538192913
Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 14:29
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on 40, just click and hold your mouse right between her legs and under the dress. Then move it rapidly up and down until her dress flies up.
I can't see 65 yet because I need help with 62.
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| | | 329 | TB
ID: 538192913
Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 14:47
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Okay, I got 62 and it is amazing how simple it seems after you do it, lol.
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| | | 330 | Uptown Bombers @ wor
ID: 8956216
Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 18:39
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re: 65
I can't give tips without
spelling it out
for you.
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| | | 331 | Uptown Bombers @ wor
ID: 8956216
Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 18:40
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only one i can't get is 40. can't seem to move the mouse fast enough i guess, though i had no clue on that one until you guys posted here. and of course, that locks me out of 41 and 70, 71.
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| | | 332 | Guru
ID: 330592710
Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 20:49
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too funny
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| | | 333 | Wilmer McLean
ID: 44918411
Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 20:56
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Congrats RecycledSpinalFluid!
The next challenge begins.
I warn you, this next puzzle/game becomes horrifically difficult and frustrating. So much so that in certain later levels you will be reminded of this quote:
"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results." *Also, this may take weeks to complete.
Bubble Struggle 2: Rebubbled
There are 72 levels. I am stuck on 65 and have been for awhile.
I hope you have fun completing Find The Star and Bubble Struggle 2.
-------------------------------------------------
--Did PD and Sarge find the stars?
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| | | 334 | Perm Dude
ID: 529947
Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 21:28
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I wish. With a two-week old little boy here, my playtime is limited, sadly.
:(
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| | | 335 | Wilmer McLean
ID: 44918411
Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 21:53
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Congratulations, PD!
You already found your star!
(Also, finding what is left in the diaper is another matter - pun intended.) ;)
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| | | 336 | Perm Dude
ID: 529947
Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 22:00
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Thanks. You know he's my son by the jaunty tip of his baby hat. And the fact that he's sleeping during the day. [And the unseen fact that he's billing his time anyway to an unsuspecting client...]
Declan photo
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| | | 337 | Khahan
ID: 486552412
Fri, Oct 05, 2007, 12:38
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Nice picture PD. Congratulations!
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| | | 338 | WiddleAvi
ID: 25102616
Mon, Oct 08, 2007, 22:29
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Wilmer - That bubble game is very addictive. Took me a while on level 29 then 43. I am at 44 right now.
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| | | 339 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Wed, Oct 10, 2007, 16:00
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Recipe for disaster:
take 1 teenage boy
add 1 tricycle and a hill
toss in a curb
mix in 2 friends and 1 video cam
link
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| | | 340 | Wilmer McLean
ID: 45911718
Wed, Oct 10, 2007, 20:35
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WiddleAvi - I have been addicted to the game for a month. I like the game for the play pace and the different strategies. Power-ups can be either favorable or unfavorable, depending on the circumstances.
I have found in the later levels that I needed luck getting certain power-ups at the right time to pass to the next level.
Oh, level 29 was the first real stumbling block for me. There are plenty more. ;)
You may find yourself saying, "This can't get any more difficult!?!?" And it does.
51 will take some practice.
58 will keep you on your toes.
64 will need the luck of a few power-ups.
65 will make sure you have good aim while praying to the bubble gods for extra time.
66 well test your walking skills. ;)
I have been struggling with the last level (72) for the past week.
Good luck, WiddleAvi, may the bubbles be with you.
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| | | 341 | The Beezer
Dude
ID: 191202817
Wed, Oct 10, 2007, 20:47
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You thought Miss South Carolina was the most painful thing you've ever heard at a beauty pageant?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wffwg7pA0t8
Do NOT turn the sound up on this one!
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| | | 344 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Thu, Oct 11, 2007, 12:06
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Launchball
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| | | 345 | Mattinglyinthehall
ID: 454491514
Mon, Oct 15, 2007, 17:25
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bloc-n-roll
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| | | 346 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Fri, Oct 19, 2007, 15:58
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HIGHLY "politically incorrect":
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES
Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating
seatmate who keeps talking to you, snooping at
everything you read? Next time, follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop, and open it.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the guy annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. Take a very deep breath...
6. Then hit this link
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| | | 347 | Perm Dude
ID: 50955206
Sun, Oct 21, 2007, 00:09
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54,351 on level 7 of baseball.
It just kept going over the fence.
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| | | 348 | sarge33rd
ID: 76442923
Sun, Oct 28, 2007, 22:39
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some of THE best commercials ever filmed. (In the opinion of this car guy anyway.)
YouTube "Badger" commercials
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| | | 350 | angryCHAIR
ID: 29955918
Sat, Nov 03, 2007, 11:07
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Can someone who is not a computer idiot attach this video, so it can play from this site? Thanks. This reminds me of my cat (minus the ending, of course)
http://www.yahoo.com/s/725817
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| | | 352 | angryChair
ID: 459171622
Sat, Nov 03, 2007, 15:55
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Cat
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| | | 355 | angryCHAIR
ID: 29955918
Sun, Nov 04, 2007, 11:03
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Thanks.
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| | | 356 | sarge33rd
ID: 76442923
Sun, Nov 04, 2007, 17:23
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nah. TY for that link! Funny as hell.
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| | | 358 | Perm Dude
ID: 561035200
Tue, Nov 20, 2007, 02:06
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A new blog: Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians
Go ahead...you know you want to look!
Phil Spector got my vote, BTW. Creepy.
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| | | 359 | Perm Dude
ID: 331041209
Wed, Nov 21, 2007, 01:25
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A first dance to remember:
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| | | 360 | Wilmer McLean
ID: 561126223
Mon, Dec 03, 2007, 01:02
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*** Warning ***
Another addicting game.
Chain Factor
How do you play Chain Factor?
Use your mouse to drop discs into the grid. Make discs disappear by having their number match the size of their row or column.
When exactly do discs disappear?
Whenever the number on a disc matches the size of the row (horizontal group) or column (vertical group) that disc is in, it will disappear.
Do you count all the discs in the row or only the ones that are touching?
You don't count all the discs in the row, just the ones in a connected group. Obviously, in columns, all the discs are always touching.
Do you count gray discs?
Yes, gray discs count just like number discs towards determining the size of the row or column.
How do you get rid of gray discs?
Every gray disc is actually a number disc underneath the surface. Whenever any disc disappears next to a gray disc, it grinds it down one level, eventually transforming it into a regular number disc.
Also, the game creators were inventive -- they had an internet scavenger hunt/code puzzle to unlock powers for the power game. (All the powers are unlocked, now. Click the forums link on top of the Chain Factor page for the problem solving and code entry threads.) Maybe they will have another web hunt with their next game.
Why are some powers locked? How do I unlock them?
Chain Factor is an experiment in collaborative problem solving. If you want to unlock the powers you will need to find the 36 keys. The keys are public secrets, hidden in plain sight among the visual trash of today's marketing-mad culture. Each power has 3 locks that need to be opened. Unlock a power and it becomes available for everyone.
My Basic Game high score is 181,288.
My Power Game high score is 301,002.
Good luck.
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| | | 361 | angryCHAIR
ID: 29955918
Thu, Dec 20, 2007, 22:50
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Fun little slasher Game--
13 Days in Hell
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| | | 363 | weykool
Leader
ID: 41750315
Sun, Dec 30, 2007, 00:24
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http://www.break.com/games/age-of-war1.html
Not sure how to post a link.
Perhaps if somone can post this as a link I will delete my post.
Fun little game here.
The regular level is pretty easy but the middle level is much harder.
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| | | 365 | Ref
Donor
ID: 539581218
Sun, Jan 06, 2008, 13:32
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This is 6 mins of hilarity.
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| | | 366 | angryCHAIR
ID: 29955918
Sun, Jan 06, 2008, 14:00
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Ref---Tha tis a classic. It circled the email airways about 1-2 years ago, but still fun to watch.
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| | | 367 | Skidazl
ID: 08131920
Sun, Jan 06, 2008, 14:23
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Luv that one too. His segways betweens dances are classic...
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| | | 368 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Wed, Jan 09, 2008, 13:07
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Re: 365-367: Yep, see TB and post 80 above (Aug 15, 2006). Still good now.
Angry Boss with Will Ferrell
In the WTF category: Fed Ex Furniture. Atleast its cheap.
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| | | 369 | Perm Dude
ID: 3201398
Wed, Jan 09, 2008, 13:49
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I loved the "Legal Issues" section of fedexfurniture. Another example of corporate legal overreach, promptly bitch slapped by Stanford for the site owner.
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| | | 371 | TB
ID: 111048300
Wed, Jan 16, 2008, 02:21
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RE: 368
Hard to believe this thread is already 2 years old. When I saw that reposted, I actually went and looked in the original thread thinking PD had posted it. When I couldn't find it, I figured it must have been in another thread. I have to admit that I've watched it a dozen times over the years and it's still entertaining.
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| | | 373 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Thu, Jan 31, 2008, 16:48
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Slizz posted this somewhere else, but deserves a spot here:
Chris Berman venting
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| | | 374 | angryCHAIR
ID: 29955918
Thu, Jan 31, 2008, 21:47
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RSF--That is too darn funny! Is it real?
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| | | 377 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Thu, Feb 21, 2008, 14:07
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mini-golf...
until you figure them out, 8 and 18 are BRUTAL: (17 isnt a cake walk either)
minigolf
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| | | 378 | Nuclear Gophers
ID: 151442117
Thu, Feb 21, 2008, 18:44
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Sarge, minus 3 second time through and I didnt use any of your golfers you have on your Guru Golf team
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| | | 379 | Donkey Hunter
ID: 521392112
Thu, Feb 21, 2008, 19:34
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44 on my first try. Took a 5 on 18 to really hurt me.
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| | | 380 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Fri, Feb 22, 2008, 03:44
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42 on my first try...freaking 7 on the 18...ish.
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| | | 381 | sarge33rd
ID: 76442923
Fri, Feb 22, 2008, 08:14
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for 18...put your ball on the front left or front right corner. Aim the shot, to juuuuuuuuuust slip by that block and use juuuuuuuuuuuust shy of full power. It'll either go in, or stop real close making it an easy 2.
17 OTH, either I get a one, or a 5, 6, 7, who knows????
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ID: 5932328
Fri, Feb 22, 2008, 09:56
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Finally- on my 4th time through I shot a 39.
Double bogey on 4, bogey on 14.
Aces on 3, 7, 9, and 18(!)
Pars on 5 and 10.
Birdies everywhere else, including 17.
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| | | 384 | Donkey Hunter
ID: 20156229
Fri, Feb 22, 2008, 11:03
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Just shot 33.
111222122223222213
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| | | 385 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Fri, Feb 22, 2008, 11:18
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27 is my best...done it twice. Usually 32-34.
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| | | 386 | Perm Dude
ID: 32112228
Fri, Feb 22, 2008, 11:23
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Good one barilko!
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| | | 387 | C1-NRB
ID: 5932328
Fri, Feb 22, 2008, 11:26
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DH: How did you ace 17?! Knock the crap out of the ball and hope for the best?
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| | | 388 | Nuclear Gophers
ID: 291362211
Fri, Feb 22, 2008, 12:36
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27 with 10 hole in ones. Last 4 holes were holein ones. #17 you have to bank off of the side wall as hard as u can.
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| | | 389 | Nuclear Gophers
ID: 291362211
Fri, Feb 22, 2008, 13:34
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22-with 14 hole in ones
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| | | 391 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Wed, Feb 27, 2008, 01:23
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http://joe-ks.com/archives_may2005/Elastic_Baby.htm
This was probably posted before, but I just transfered my bookmarks over to a new computer and ran into it again. If this doesn't make you smile and laugh you probably don't visit this thread often.
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| | | 394 | Great One
ID: 1122611
Wed, Mar 12, 2008, 15:39
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Buffalo Wild Wings
Good restuarant, great website including plenty of games to keep you busy during a boring day. I love the 3-point shootout especially.
Also - get out of work excuses including fake jury duty PDF's! :)
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| | | 396 | Wilmer McLean
ID: 272451414
Sat, Mar 15, 2008, 02:12
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Unusual Jigsaw Puzzle -- real objects as pieces
Plus, there are links to other brain teasers.
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DropSum
A challenging game. Check the leader board. We need more American flags represented.
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| | | 400 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Tue, Mar 25, 2008, 12:12
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OK, so I'm demented....
peep show
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| | | 401 | WiddleAvi
ID: 251113917
Wed, Apr 02, 2008, 18:21
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Too the tune of I'm f*@king Matt Damon !!
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| | | 402 | Guru
ID: 330592710
Thu, Apr 03, 2008, 14:07
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Got this in an email today:
The object of the game is to move the red block around without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls.
If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal. It's been said that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots. They are expected to go for at least 2 minutes.
Give it a try but be careful...it is addictive!!
http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html
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| | | 403 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Thu, Apr 03, 2008, 14:13
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I think we've had that one before, because I remember it being patern recognition.
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| | | 404 | C1-NRB
ID: 1831939
Thu, Apr 03, 2008, 14:25
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19.016 so far.
It seems to be pattern recognition, especially once it speeds up.
Aside- I'm at an office-site office on an Air Force base right now. (It's our server- not a government one- that I'm connected to.)
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| | | 405 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Thu, Apr 03, 2008, 14:28
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I'm good for about 21, hit one 22.468. If I remember correctly, a slower machine makes this easier. Unfortunately, I'm not on one of my slow boxes right now...
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| | | 406 | Mattinglyinthehall
Dude
ID: 01629107
Mon, Apr 07, 2008, 12:14
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What song is this guy singing?
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Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Wed, May 21, 2008, 02:57
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Last one I will link, but there are many more.
Game Show Bloopers
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| | | 413 | Da Bomb
Donor
ID: 487112814
Wed, May 21, 2008, 07:04
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RSF - then you'll probably like this video, which Taco Bell seemed to copy:
McDonald's Rap
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| | | 415 | RebelFan42
ID: 53438240
Sat, May 24, 2008, 01:55
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In my opinion the longest, funniest moment in game show history. must warn you it is a little over an eight minute clip
hollywood squares you fool
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| | | 416 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Sat, May 24, 2008, 05:53
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That was hilarious. Gilbert Godrey was funny. I had to pause it a couple times while I laughed.
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| | | 417 | Khahan
ID: 486552412
Sat, May 24, 2008, 10:36
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That was great. Gilbert Godfrey is one of the most underrated comics of the past decade. He is hilarious.
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| | | 420 | Weykool
Leader
ID: 41750315
Sun, Jun 01, 2008, 18:25
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Numnutz
This was too funny.
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| | | 422 | C1-NRB
ID: 5932328
Wed, Jun 04, 2008, 11:05
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First time 93% (I timed out on one of them); second time 100%.
I had a mantra the second time. I repeated over and over, "The COLOR of the word; the COLOR is ______." Sometimes it still took two or three times for it to click in my head.
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| | | 423 | Skidazl
Leader
ID: 379312323
Wed, Jun 04, 2008, 17:47
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75% and i didn't realize 4 seconds could be so long...
I think I mostly screwed up because I was trying to click an answer faster than I needed to...
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| | | 424 | Tree
ID: 3533298
Thu, Jun 05, 2008, 10:20
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words really don't describe this whackiness...
The Rock-afire Explosion...
the dude has a whole channel of this stuff....but i think this might be the best one, due the complexity...
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| | | 426 | TB
Sherpa
ID: 031811922
Mon, Jun 09, 2008, 01:38
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Awesome video, Tosh.
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| | | 428 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Tue, Jun 10, 2008, 13:31
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Do I have to admit that the last part of that video might have been a reenactment of my last visit to Texas in '05?
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| | | 429 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Tue, Jun 10, 2008, 13:44
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busted? :)
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| | | 430 | Perm Dude
ID: 2555108
Tue, Jun 10, 2008, 13:50
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Driving a Prius?
I just read today where the battery from a Prius is so carbon-heavy that one needs to drive about 46,000 miles just to make up the difference in the carbon footprint just for that battery. A crappy car which actually hurts the environment (the only reason to get it). Nice.
Sarge, would you drop me an email when you get a moment?
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| | | 431 | sarge33rd
ID: 99331714
Tue, Jun 10, 2008, 14:00
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done
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| | | 433 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Sat, Jun 14, 2008, 00:18
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LOL...oh man...I'm crying...
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| | | 434 | Skidazl
Leader
ID: 379312323
Sat, Jun 14, 2008, 18:22
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that was absolutely hilarious....
wonder how long it took before his girlfriend with the hose was willing to kiss him again...
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| | | 436 | WiddleAvi
ID: 323531619
Fri, Jun 27, 2008, 13:57
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just a note guru - That video is a fake.
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| | | 438 | TB
ID: 395122110
Sun, Jul 06, 2008, 17:08
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Dmitri - One of the few men who has nothing wrong with him.
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| | | 439 | Boxman
ID: 337352111
Tue, Jul 15, 2008, 13:45
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The furthest I can get on this game is level 7.
Good luck.
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| | | 440 | Khahan
ID: 1065339
Thu, Jul 17, 2008, 14:20
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Box...that one only goes to level 10. Its fun though.
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| | | 441 | Boxman
ID: 571114225
Thu, Jul 17, 2008, 18:27
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How did you do it? I'm still stuck on 7. A guy at work got to 9 by buidling nothing but those large cannons.
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| | | 442 | Khahan
ID: 486552412
Thu, Jul 17, 2008, 20:37
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Start out with all 5 of the $200 guns in a row up and down the middle of the second zig-zag. After 2 rounds you get $600 and buy a cannon. I usually place it near the end. There is a twisted turn that has road on 3 sides of it. Place it in the middle of that road. From there, you start to buy the $200 cannons and line the inside of the long runs (use the inside, due to their range, they get the tanks going up 1 side and down the other, quite effective).
Occassionaly buy a $600 cannon and always put them on the inside of turns to make the maximum use of their range. Towards the beginning and middle you want as many of the $200 guns as possible and none of the $600 guns. This because the $600 guns blow up the heavy slow tanks too fast and the really fast moving cars on level 7 get thru too quick (the slow moving tanks slow them down so the $200 cannons blow them up early. Then use all the $600 guns and a bunch of the $200 guns at the end for heavy hitting. I found its best to ignore the $400 guns.
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| | | 443 | WiddleAvi
ID: 323531619
Thu, Jul 17, 2008, 21:09
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I got close to passing level 10. One trick is that if you have money you can buy in middle of the round. The more cannons you buy in a round the less stuff gets through and the more points you get. I buy only 200 cannons until round 7. Then I start getting 400 and 600 as fast as I can buy them.
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| | | 444 | WiddleAvi
ID: 323531619
Thu, Jul 17, 2008, 21:54
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just passed level 10 !!! yay
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| | | 445 | Razor
ID: 256431422
Thu, Jul 17, 2008, 21:57
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Beat it. Yes, you do have to buy guns in the middle of the round constantly and place strategically. I used Khahan's method at first, but then started adding canons at the very front as well. The speed demons are the only real problem. If you have enough firepower at the very front and the very back, you'll be okay. I stacked the middle with the light cannons.
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| | | 446 | TB
ID: 395122110
Fri, Jul 18, 2008, 03:49
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Portal Flash
This should be a little more challenging.
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| | | 447 | Skidazl
Leader
ID: 379312323
Mon, Jul 21, 2008, 19:51
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Crazy stuff here...
Just think of what is happening to all those people who walk around with their cell phone stuck to their ear all day! This is really insane! Click on
If you or anyone you know has a cell phone be sure and watch this. Click below.
cell popping
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| | | 448 | WiddleAvi
ID: 323531619
Mon, Jul 21, 2008, 20:32
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Skidazl - You do know that it is a fake video made by a company who makes bluetooth headsets. link
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| | | 449 | Skidazl
Leader
ID: 379312323
Tue, Jul 22, 2008, 17:05
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yeah, but still a pretty cool idea...
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| | | 451 | RecycledSpinalFluid
Dude
ID: 204401122
Wed, Aug 27, 2008, 15:05
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Couldn't decide where to really put this, but this is pretty damn cool.
Ever want to do a "panorama" picture shot, but most tools blow when it comes times to using them to "stitch" them together?
A buddy just showed me this: Autostitch
Free for non-commercial use. No install, just a small EXE. Run it, select the photos you want stitched together. Nothing else to do. It spits out what it can.
I did a 9 picture mix I did hanging out of my window of my backyard. I came out just amazing.
Anyway, thought I'd share.
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