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Subject: Sports Pickle's All-Time Headlines


  Posted by: barilko6 - [491137128] Thu, Dec 13, 2007, 10:18

These are my favorites:

Derek Jeter Leads Yankees to Victory with Dramatic Walk-Off Intangible

Plastic Bracelet Sold to Raise Money for the Fight Against the Spread of Plastic Bracelets

Spelling Bee Finalist Eliminated on the Word “Girlfriend”

Baseball Purist Horrified To Be Beaten To Death By An Aluminum Bat

Bill Belichick ices his own kicker just to be a dick

PGA Tour Members Vote 179-1 to Re-Ban Black Golfers

All 5.5 Million Madden Consumers Dead in Worst Madden Jinx Ever

Shoeless Joe’s Brother, Pants-less Ted, Was Better Say Baseball Historians

Eli Manning Not Sure How to Tell the Giants He Was Adopted

Guy Much Tougher on Message Boards Than in Real Life


The Rest Of Them
 
1holt
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      Sat, Dec 15, 2007, 11:05
LOL
my favorites:

Baseball Purist Horrified To Be Beaten To Death By An Aluminum Bat

Guy Much Tougher on Message Boards Than in Real Life


Eli Manning Not Sure How to Tell the Giants He Was Adopted


and speaking of Eli Manning, wtf were Citizen watches thinking when they ok'd the "Eli Manning, UNSTOPPABLE" commercials??? Those were especially hilarious to see during the week where he threw all those INT's that were returned for TD's. I can't help but think that no one in the ad agency knew that there was more than one Manning.
 
2Great One
      ID: 201155199
      Sat, Dec 15, 2007, 11:44
Eli Don't Get Run Over by the Redskins

complete with a Shockey New Years reference... love it. Sums up my F101 team.
 
3C.SuperFreak
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      Sat, Dec 15, 2007, 18:34
A little off topic but since Ike Turner passed away this week...

Ike Turner beats Tina to death.
 
4holt
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      Sat, Dec 15, 2007, 20:49
lol - nice
 
5ChicagoTRS
      ID: 344311322
      Sun, Dec 16, 2007, 01:32
this one make me lol:

PGA Tour Members Vote 179-1 to Re-Ban Black Golfers
 
6The Beezer
      Dude
      ID: 191202817
      Mon, Dec 17, 2007, 19:49
Entire MLS Crowd Deported

Zero-Car Pileup Mars NASCAR Race

Injured Jockey Put Down

IRL Launches Marketing Plan That Will Let Everyone Bone Danica Patrick

Latest Bin Laden Tape Predicts Death to Infidels, Raiders by 10

*applause*