| Posted by: Guru
- [330592710] Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 09:14
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| 3 | Guru
ID: 330592710 Sat, Nov 22, 2008, 21:20
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| 4 | TB
ID: 23109113 Sun, Nov 30, 2008, 20:42
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Funny youtube video
Loos like he has several more and I'm guessing they are funny as well. just started watching him after a friend linked me.
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| 5 | Guru
ID: 330592710 Thu, Dec 11, 2008, 16:14
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| 6 | Perm Dude
ID: 811502010 Sat, Dec 20, 2008, 23:06
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ROFL!
Gotta give a big shoutout to J for pointing me to this one:
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| 10 | C1-NRB
ID: 2911103011 Tue, Jan 27, 2009, 09:37
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I thought the above was going to be a reference to the Bud Light "Drinkability" commercial at the softball game. Watch the "Mini AC" spot at budlightdrinkability.com and tell me they didn't know what they were doing when they drew the guy under the sun.
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| 11 | RecycledSpinalFluid Dude
ID: 204401122 Fri, Jan 30, 2009, 16:49
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I know its an old commercial, but I just saw it again and still get a kick out of it:
KFed - Rollin VIP
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| 13 | barilko6
ID: 1525937 Wed, Mar 11, 2009, 17:08
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This is a pretty funny song made about the movie Karate Kid, starring Johnny Lawrence (the bad guy), Ralph Macchio is in it, the Karate dojo owner, and of course Mr. Belding.
Sweep The Leg
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| 14 | Perm Dude
ID: 23343612 Tue, Apr 07, 2009, 11:54
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A spirit lifter, via Andrew Sullivan:
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| 16 | Perm Dude
ID: 183581817 Sun, Apr 19, 2009, 14:14
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Saw that from Andrew Sullivan. Brilliant!
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| 18 | barilko6
ID: 41336169 Tue, May 05, 2009, 14:03
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Pretty Funny "Tourism" videos about Cleveland.
Ok, they aren't funny, they are hilarious!
Cleveland Rocks
Cleveland Video 2
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| 20 | Seattle Zen
ID: 30454610 Thu, May 07, 2009, 00:42
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"I'd rather hear Joe Morgan, instead... just kidding"
That had me LOL!
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| 21 | C1-NRB
ID: 2911103011 Fri, May 08, 2009, 11:04
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This is sad-funny. Try not to laugh and then try to count how many.
Benny Hillifier
My guess is (spoilered): 26
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| 22 | TB
ID: 2121280 Sun, May 10, 2009, 14:20
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I counted one less than that coming from the van. I did see the same number, but think one of those guys was from the other vehicle.
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| 23 | Slackjawed Yokel
ID: 594191322 Wed, May 13, 2009, 23:21
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You can't get much funnier than this in a 17 second clip...
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| 24 | barilko6
ID: 41336169 Fri, Jun 05, 2009, 17:21
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Pretty fun quiz site here. Everything from sports to geography etc.
Even wrestling for you GO like geeks. haha
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| 28 | Perm Dude
ID: 154552311 Fri, Jul 24, 2009, 15:05
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Best wedding entrance. Worth a watch all the way through:
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| 29 | Perm Dude
ID: 154552311 Sat, Jul 25, 2009, 00:29
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| 30 | ¤ Mario LeMoose ¤
ID: 166192620 Sun, Jul 26, 2009, 21:19
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Re: #28
I hope the "music giants" don't ruin the party and slap a copyright claim on this video ... it's great.
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| 31 | Uptown Bombers
ID: 386563118 Fri, Jul 31, 2009, 19:57
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Iverson practice, Mora playoffs and a few others with a club beat. Funny stuff.
Press interviews remix
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| 32 | RecycledSpinalFluid Dude
ID: 204401122 Fri, Jul 31, 2009, 20:06
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I have no idea how to explain this...
Super Broker
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| 35 | Perm Dude
ID: 154552311 Sun, Aug 30, 2009, 18:28
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Two German woman with bikes. Need I say more?:
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| 36 | TB Sherpa
ID: 031811922 Mon, Aug 31, 2009, 01:05
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Cool video. They are very talented; great balance and coordination. I got as kick out of the crazy girlfriend from the link above. Reminds me of a crazy ex.
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| 38 | Khahan
ID: 391582715 Wed, Sep 02, 2009, 11:37
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2 girls 1 bike at the end. Better entertainment value than 2 girls 1 cup (I'll let people search that on their own. Don't do it w/ kids around. I stopped about 15 secs in).
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| 40 | Guru
ID: 330592710 Fri, Sep 25, 2009, 17:33
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| 41 | Perm Dude
ID: 438132822 Thu, Oct 08, 2009, 18:55
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Punks pick on drag queens in the UK. Oops!
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| 43 | Perm Dude
ID: 154552311 Thu, Oct 22, 2009, 12:52
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I usually stop in at listverse.com a couple of times a week. One of their latest is a real treat: 10 More Stunning Pictures from Space
My favorite (see the caption to find out why):
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| 44 | Guru
ID: 330592710 Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 16:30
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| 45 | TB Sherpa
ID: 031811922 Fri, Nov 20, 2009, 01:41
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That is pretty cool.
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| 46 | barilko6
ID: 51041258 Wed, Nov 25, 2009, 09:41
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Awesome Jimmy Fallon
Buddy just emailed this to me.
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| 47 | C1-NRB
ID: 2911103011 Thu, Dec 03, 2009, 13:37
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United Breaks Guitars
Dave Carroll flew United Airlines from Chicago and noticed the baggage people throwing around guitars outside. When he got to Nebraska his suspicions were confirmed. His $3500 Taylor guitar was broken. After a year of getting the runaround from United regarding compensation, he told an employee, "I'm going to write 3 songs about this and post them on the internet for all to see."
The response was, "Yeah, good luck with that, pal..."
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| 48 | Tree
ID: 248472317 Sun, Dec 13, 2009, 02:06
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not really sure where this goals, but holy crap did the little kid from family ties ever turn out much different looking than most people would have expected.
the story on his arrest is here...
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| 49 | Nuclear Gophers
ID: 7115138 Sun, Dec 20, 2009, 12:39
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I dont know if this has been put on here before, if it has sorry but I look at this every day. Its updated continually www.peopleofwalmart.com
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| 51 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522 Thu, Jan 21, 2010, 00:39
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Crashing the picture:
HT: Photobomb
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| 52 | sarge33rd
ID: 280311620 Sun, Jan 31, 2010, 09:50
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just got shown this site for weather.
Weather Underground
Enter city by name or zip code, and then the site places those into a readily accessible clickable link. After that, you can just click the city you're interested in. LOTS of useful info automatically presents itself on the page; current, forecast, airport, flying data etc etc etc.
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| 55 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522 Fri, Feb 05, 2010, 21:21
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High Five hits the Super Bowl:
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| 56 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522 Fri, Feb 05, 2010, 21:29
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R-rated trailer for Cop Out with Tracy Morgan and Bruce Willis.
HD Version at Trailer Addict
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| 57 | ¤ Mario LeMoose ¤
ID: 24135723 Mon, Feb 08, 2010, 00:38
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Peyton Manning's Private Practice
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| 58 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522 Sat, Feb 20, 2010, 22:02
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Girls Gone Wild Syndrome:
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| 59 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522 Fri, Mar 05, 2010, 19:38
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Jon Stewart takes a look at ChatRoulette:
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| 63 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522 Sat, Mar 27, 2010, 20:25
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Go George!:
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| 66 | sarge33rd
ID: 280311620 Sun, Apr 04, 2010, 10:41
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quite a few other interesting inks PD, off that one you provided in 65. Thanks!!
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| 68 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522 Tue, May 11, 2010, 19:59
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SFW porn channel promos:
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| 71 | ¤ Mario LeMoose ¤
ID: 394113111 Mon, May 31, 2010, 12:13
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"My eyes, my eyes ..."
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| 72 | Bags
ID: 36716159 Wed, Jun 02, 2010, 22:34
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Jordan with a Hitler Mustache.
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| 73 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522 Thu, Jun 03, 2010, 09:47
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Daily tear-up of the day. Man re-connects with his deceased wife through a "broken" camera:
Leave Me from Daros Films on Vimeo.
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| 74 | ¤ Mario LeMoose ¤
ID: 26531617 Sun, Jun 06, 2010, 18:33
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Build-it-yourself ink jet printer:
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| 75 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522 Sun, Jun 13, 2010, 20:54
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Bart Simpson apparently is calling TV stations now:
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| 82 | Frick
ID: 1076109 Tue, Aug 10, 2010, 20:49
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I got a kick out of it. To bad that it appears to be a fake story.
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| 83 | Guru
ID: 330592710 Thu, Aug 26, 2010, 18:03
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Uncle Jay explains Congressional Recess
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| 85 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522 Sun, Sep 05, 2010, 14:57
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Dad life video: Dozens of dollars!
Many of us can relate, I think...
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| 86 | Khahan
ID: 373143013 Tue, Sep 14, 2010, 10:59
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Funniest video I've seen in a long time!
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| 87 | RecycledSpinalFluid Dude
ID: 204401122 Fri, Sep 17, 2010, 10:58
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Short-lived TV Series
Haven't watched a few of them. Gonna have to check them out online.
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| 88 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522 Tue, Sep 21, 2010, 00:04
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For the geeks:
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| 92 | Khahan
ID: 373143013 Thu, Oct 14, 2010, 09:50
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#90 is pretty amazing.
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| 93 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522 Fri, Oct 15, 2010, 02:01
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Never really thought about Him that way...
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| 95 | RecycledSpinalFluid Dude
ID: 204401122 Tue, Nov 23, 2010, 14:45
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Not exactly new but...
"Can't touch us" video - Miami Dolphins Rap.
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| 96 | ¤ Mario LeMoose ¤
ID: 131045290 Mon, Nov 29, 2010, 01:48
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Never in a million years ...
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| 97 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522 Thu, Dec 16, 2010, 19:01
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Best wedding proposal ever?
Man makes muppet versions of himself and his girlfriend, and shoots a trailer of a proposal to play in the theater.
Sweet trailer, and a good story. I'm lucky I'm already married--I could never top that proposal!
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| 98 | weykool Leader
ID: 41750315 Sat, Dec 18, 2010, 03:16
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Teddy Bear Toss 23,000 Teddy Bears tossed on the ice after the home teams scores their first goal. The bears are donated to children's hospitals/charities with the players hand delivering some of them. The game was delayed 40 mins while stuffed animals rained down from the cheap seats.
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| 99 | ¤ Mario LeMoose ¤
ID: 571157189 Sat, Dec 18, 2010, 10:58
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University of Hawaii marching band "a real kick":
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| 100 | ¤ Mario LeMoose ¤
ID: 421182016 Mon, Dec 20, 2010, 17:11
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WikiLeaks Reveals Santa's Naughty List
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| 102 | Guru
ID: 330592710 Mon, Jan 10, 2011, 22:37
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My Blackberry Is Not Working
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| 106 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522 Mon, Feb 21, 2011, 02:31
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Reporter comeback of the year.
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| 108 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522 Sun, May 15, 2011, 15:13
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In the "How Much Worse Can It Get? Category?
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| 109 | RJ
ID: 104251217 Sun, May 15, 2011, 17:15
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My owner personal website:
The Item Shop
We do over the top video game reviews. Also featuring The Pawn Flea which details video game finds via craigslist, pawn shops, etc.
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| 110 | sarge33rd
ID: 372291615 Wed, May 18, 2011, 15:39
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this is freakin brilliance in action
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| 113 | sarge33rd
ID: 372291615 Fri, Jun 03, 2011, 21:10
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roflmao RSF...loved this quote beneath that vid:
Who needs Tina Fey to make Sarah Palin look like an idiot when Sarah Palin makes Sarah Palin look like an idiot.
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| 114 | Mith
ID: 5631099 Sat, Jun 04, 2011, 09:11
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I looked into that today and it seems that she's not exactly wrong - or rather not quite as wrong as most people seem to think.
From a letter Revere wrote which includes an acount of his capture by the British:When I got there, out started six officers on horseback and ordered me to dismount. One of them, who appeared to have the command, examined me, where I came from and what my name was. I told him. He asked me if I was an express. I answered in the affirmative. He demanded what time I left Boston. I told him, and added that their troops had catched aground in passing the river, and that there would be five hundred Americans there in a short time, for I had alarmed the country all the way up. Here's a slightly longer version of the video in which the very beginning seems to indicate that she's recounting what she learned about Revere while touring historical sites in Boston. I wrote this on Facebook earlier this morning: It sounds like she's recounting what she learned about Revere that day ('...where he hung out as a teenager...' etc.) which probably included that during the night of the midnight ride, Revere was in fact stopped by British officers and told them that a colonist militia would intercept them on their way to Lexington - where they were in fact marching to arrest John Hancock and Samuel Adams and seize their weapons (thank you wikipedia).
So most of what everyone has been laughing at was actually correct (sort of, anyway - he obviously wasn't riding for the purpose of warning the British, as she seems to indicate). But I also thought it was at least fairly common knowledge today that the midnight ride was a secret mission, most notably much quieter than the fictionalized account in Longfellow's poem and that the here were certainly no "warning shots and bells."
I'd have to think the contrast between the legend and the actual history is covered in the tour. My guess is that she was half-paying attention to the tour guide, leading to a jumbled recount of what she learned that day.
Which would be fine, since partial attention is probably what most people afford their tour guides when they visit historic sites. But (regardless of whether she admits it or not) the purpose of this bus tour is to keep the media focused on her as she tests the waters for a run at the presidency from behind the theme of "connecting us with our founders". And she's obviously sticking to that script, doing her best to appear inspired by this stuff.
So it sounds like the big laugh over her historical revision is probably a touch unfair but the closer look it took to reveal that reaffirms what about 75% of us already know about her, that she's all image and no substance.
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| 115 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522 Tue, Jun 07, 2011, 09:51
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Kid gives speech after riding his bike for the first time:
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| 117 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522 Mon, Jun 27, 2011, 11:54
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Animals being dicks
Not much here, but funny, nevertheless.
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| 119 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522 Fri, Aug 19, 2011, 18:20
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Had to laugh at this one, from failblog.org:
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| 120 | Skidazl
ID: 264181116 Sat, Sep 03, 2011, 12:17
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For dog lovers, this is very well done
Ultimate Dog Tease
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| 121 | ¤ Mario LeMoose ¤
ID: 582750 Mon, Sep 05, 2011, 01:32
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"Queen Live at Wembley" on YouTube (Sept. 5, 2011)
September 5th would have been legendary frontman Freddie Mercury’s 65th birthday. To mark the occasion, Queen will stream their historic 1986 concert Queen Live At Wembley Stadium for 48 hours on YouTube. The concert can be viewed at http://www.youtube.com/queenofficial starting at 12:00AM EST on September 5th. This is the first time Queen has allowed an online stream of this watershed moment in the band’s career. The concert captures the group’s historic July 1986 two-night performance at London’s Wembley Stadium, where they gave an electrifying performance to 150,000 frenzied fans. The footage features stunning live renditions of many of Queen’s classic songs, including fan favorites such as “We Will Rock You,” “We Are The Champions” and “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
One year after their triumphant appearance at Live Aid, Queen (vocalist Freddie Mercury, guitarist Brian May, drummer Roger Taylor and bassist John Deacon) returned to Wembley for two consecutive sold-out concerts. Queen Live At Wembley Stadium documents the second night, July 12th, 1986. The footage highlights Queen’s dazzling performance, which blended older classics like “Seven Seas of Rhye” and “Tie Your Mother Down” with new audience favorites such as “Radio Ga Ga” and “Hammer To Fall.”
Queen Live At Wembley Stadium showcases the legendary rock band’s versatility, musical range and showmanship on their most successful tour. “The Wembley concerts were the pinnacle for us,” says May. “We were at our height band-wise, and Freddie had developed this phenomenal way of dealing with stadium audiences. Being back home in London playing two sell-out nights was such a big, big occasion for us. None us realized that this would be almost the last time we would play together.”
Queen Live At Wembley Stadium is one of the most spectacular rock concerts of all time. The YouTube stream of the concert includes:
1. One Vision 2. Tie Your Mother Down 3. In the Lap of the Gods 4. Seven Seas of Rhye 5. A Kind of Magic 6. Another One Bites the Dust 7. Who Wants To Live Forever 8. I Want to Break Free 9. Impromptu 10. Brighton Rock 11. Now I’m Here 12. Love of My Life 13. Is This the World We Created 14. Bohemian Rhapsody 15. Hammer To Fall 16. Crazy Little Thing Called Love 17. Radio Ga Ga 18. We Will Rock You 19. Friends Will Be Friends 20. We Are the Champions 21. God Save the Queen
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| 122 | TB Sherpa
ID: 031811922 Tue, Sep 06, 2011, 01:09
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Thanks for posting that, Mario. I just finished watching. Just don't have epic concerts like that anymore.
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| 125 | sarge33rd
ID: 36811711 Sat, Sep 17, 2011, 20:21
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EMBED-Fat Kid Can Shake It - Watch more free videos
lmao lil fat kid doesnt seem to understand, he isnt supposed to be able to do these things...SPLITS??? Are you kidding me???
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| 126 | TB
ID: 108221922 Mon, Sep 19, 2011, 23:23
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You have an odd sense of humor. I gave it about 30 seconds to get funny and it never did. I don't understand a parent filming their kid wearing those clothes and posting the video on the internet. I don't understand any adult watching and reposting it either.
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| 127 | Perm Dude
ID: 5510572522 Tue, Sep 20, 2011, 00:39
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That's because you're a honey badger:
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| 128 | sarge33rd
ID: 3871912 Tue, Sep 20, 2011, 01:10
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what funny? Fat lil sh*t has moves and coordination he probably shouldnt have at his age/build.
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| 129 | TB
ID: 108221922 Tue, Sep 20, 2011, 20:56
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Honey badger video rocks...lol
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| 130 | sarge33rd
ID: 8940711 Fri, Oct 07, 2011, 12:40
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lmao wasnt sure whether to put this here, or in the POLI forums WTF Thread
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| 132 | sarge33rd
ID: 2992712 Thu, Oct 27, 2011, 20:45
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| 134 | sarge33rd
ID: 17109112 Thu, Nov 03, 2011, 00:33
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| 135 | sarge33rd
ID: 47108610 Sun, Nov 06, 2011, 11:08
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wow...all I can say
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| 136 | weykool
ID: 28102713 Mon, Nov 07, 2011, 14:02
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Wondering why this video is making the rounds again?
Feb 15, 2006
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| 137 | sarge33rd
ID: 241054714 Mon, Nov 07, 2011, 16:15
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why not? (A) Not everyone has seen it before, and even if they did...so what?
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| 138 | Razor
ID: 569263121 Mon, Nov 07, 2011, 16:17
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It's strange that five years after this was a national story that it's again coming up as though it were something new.
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| 139 | weykool
ID: 28102713 Tue, Nov 08, 2011, 13:00
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why not? (A) Not everyone has seen it before, and even if they did...so what?
This: It's strange that five years after this was a national story that it's again coming up as though it were something new.
It wasnt a criticism for posting it. This isnt the only place I have been linked to view the story within the past week.
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| 140 | sarge33rd
ID: 31011813 Tue, Nov 08, 2011, 14:42
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sorry lol...spill over from politics. *shrug*
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| 142 | sarge33rd
ID: 381040814 Tue, Nov 08, 2011, 19:17
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NINJA CAT!
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| 144 | sarge33rd
ID: 2510121712 Thu, Nov 17, 2011, 13:12
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| 146 | Perm Dude
ID: 39961218 Fri, Nov 18, 2011, 15:30
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| 148 | sarge33rd
ID: 4710332214 Tue, Nov 22, 2011, 15:33
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TOOOOOOOO funny
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| 150 | TB
ID: 451028614 Tue, Dec 20, 2011, 01:51
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| 153 | ¤ Mario LeMoose ¤
ID: 1111432218 Thu, Dec 22, 2011, 19:44
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Ribbit!
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| 157 | nuclear gophers
ID: 49140313 Fri, Feb 03, 2012, 14:40
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is that angela jolie
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| 158 | sarge33rd
ID: 211332319 Fri, Feb 03, 2012, 21:26
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no. Deepika Padukone, an Indian actress. (I only know that, having perused the comments.)
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| 159 | Perm Dude
ID: 3210201915 Mon, Feb 06, 2012, 00:34
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| 160 | Perm Dude
ID: 3210201915 Mon, Feb 06, 2012, 15:58
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Didn't see much of the Super Bowl and so I missed that great Clint Eastwood ad for Chrysler. For those of you like me, here it is:
Halftime in America
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| 161 | sarge33rd
ID: 211332319 Tue, Feb 07, 2012, 00:16
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That one was superb. Clints voice, is as iconic as James Earl Jones. Just stops yu in your tracks, and you listen.
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| 162 | Perm Dude
ID: 3210201915 Mon, Feb 20, 2012, 01:30
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| 163 | sarge33rd
ID: 4717718 Mon, Feb 20, 2012, 13:46
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random sentence builder
And so, the ninja quickly wrote about a screaming coffin.
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| 164 | Perm Dude
ID: 3210201915 Mon, Mar 05, 2012, 00:36
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Hacked BBC News:
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| 165 | weykool
ID: 1611471811 Fri, Mar 09, 2012, 21:32
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Interesting story posted on AOL. What are the odds?
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| 166 | TB
ID: 451028614 Wed, Mar 21, 2012, 01:55
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http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html
When the guy stops running, put your mouse about 1/2 inch above his head.
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| 173 | sarge33rd
ID: 353491011 Wed, May 16, 2012, 18:59
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| 174 | sarge33rd
ID: 353491011 Sun, May 20, 2012, 20:48
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| 177 | Perm Dude
ID: 3210201915 Wed, May 30, 2012, 19:38
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| 178 | sarge33rd
ID: 353491011 Sun, Jun 03, 2012, 16:42
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this just should not be missed. An annual thing above Scotland/England, as thousand upon thousands of starlings gather, for reasons which are apparently, not quite clear.
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| 179 | sarge33rd
ID: 12554167 Sat, Jun 16, 2012, 13:50
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NOT SAFE FOR WORK... but absolutely hilarious
Insult Comic Dog at Chicagos Weiner Factory
(This is a hot dog eatery, where a rude staff is abused by patrons, who are abused by the staff, who are abused by patrons...)
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| 180 | sarge33rd
ID: 12554167 Mon, Jun 18, 2012, 15:27
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| 181 | sarge33rd
ID: 12554167 Tue, Jun 19, 2012, 15:11
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Deepak Chopra randomness
It has been said by some that the thoughts and tweets of Deepak Chopra are indistinguishable from a set of profound sounding words put together in a random order, particularly the tweets tagged with "#cosmisconciousness". This site aims to test that claim! Each "quote" is generated from a list of words that can be found in Deepak Chopra's Twitter stream randomly stuck together in a sentence.
"Greatness creates subtle possibilities"
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| 182 | sarge33rd
ID: 12554167 Wed, Jul 04, 2012, 00:48
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| 183 | sarge33rd
ID: 12554167 Tue, Jul 10, 2012, 20:42
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safe sex SFW so, not to worry
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| 184 | weykool
ID: 8657121 Fri, Jul 13, 2012, 21:57
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#183.....Not exactly SFW.
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| 185 | sarge33rd
ID: 12554167 Fri, Jul 13, 2012, 22:00
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Unless you are working at Prudes-R-Us, I cant imagine it NOT being SFW.
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| 186 | weykool
ID: 8657121 Fri, Jul 13, 2012, 22:05
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I agree it should be safe for work but unfortunately it isnt.
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| 187 | sarge33rd
ID: 12554167 Fri, Jul 13, 2012, 23:01
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apparently someone where you are, took offense. I cant imagine, how far up the posterior, a corn cob would have to be, for that to be offensive. Still, that it was after I said it was SFW, I apologize for any grief it caused. No place I have ever worked, would it not have been deemed "safe".
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| 189 | ¤ Mario LeMoose ¤
ID: 53743618 Mon, Aug 06, 2012, 19:54
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According to Fox Sports, Baghdad is in Iran
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| 191 | Perm Dude
ID: 3210201915 Wed, Sep 05, 2012, 18:09
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| 193 | Khahan
ID: 373143013 Wed, Oct 10, 2012, 11:19
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Not sure where the best place for this is -here or in the football forum. But I'm in tears reading thru this. Just a note - strong language, not good to open w/ little eyes around. There is no audio.
QB conversation on facebook
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| 194 | sarge33rd
ID: 12554167 Wed, Oct 10, 2012, 12:09
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Yep...I put it on the Football forum. lol That is some of the finest 'comedy writing' Ive seen in a very long time. Read it 4 or 5 times, side was hurting, out of breath and tears running from laughing.
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| 196 | Perm Dude
ID: 3210201915 Tue, Oct 16, 2012, 23:47
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Just came across that one. Funny!
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| 198 | sarge33rd
ID: 12554167 Mon, Oct 29, 2012, 20:42
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wind map
makes REALLY clear, how impactful hurricane Sandy is
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| 199 | sarge33rd
ID: 12554167 Mon, Dec 03, 2012, 15:05
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19 people having worse days than you
(might load a bit slow for some. Wait for the vid clips to start looping. Its well worth it)
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| 208 | sarge33rd
ID: 4609710 Wed, Jul 10, 2013, 15:46
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this one had me rolling around laughing so hard it hurt. Much like the QBs on FB did...
huffpost comedy
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| 210 | Challenger Sustainer
ID: 481126818 Mon, Sep 02, 2013, 13:17
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Poor Girl!
She soon to be Amanda Bynes new neighbor?
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| 212 | sarge33rd
ID: 3871221 Thu, Sep 05, 2013, 00:35
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| 213 | sarge33rd
ID: 3871221 Fri, Sep 06, 2013, 14:49
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| 215 | sarge33rd
ID: 3871221 Thu, Oct 03, 2013, 02:27
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Lol Cat Bible translation
Genesis 6
1 An when men begun 2 begats kidz on teh urf, dey had dawters. wich is gud cuz Ceiling Cat still wudnt let dem masturbate.
2 An teh sons ov Ceiling Cat saw taht teh dawters ov mens wer rly hawt An sexy; An dey sed "PENIS GOES WHERE?" An dey had sexxs but no buttsecks cuz it wuznt inventd yet.
3 An Ceiling Cat sed, i no fites wif ppl 4evr so i no lets tehm liv 4evr: aftr wiel dey wil getz ded. htey is stil thinkx dey can livs long tiem but i givs dem only 1 liefs insted ov 9 liek teh kittehs. so tehre.
4 An sum wierd d00dz calld Nephilim wer in teh urfs in dose dais to scroos teh Creationists, An also aftr dat, when teh sons ov Ceiling Cat An dawters ov men did PENIS GOES WHERE?! but still no buttsecks, An they begats kidz. An teh kidz were badass powrful liek superman An wonder woman An all teh avatars in WoW, An dey wer all famous An stuf.
5 An Ceiling Cat saw dat teh ppl on teh urfs wuz all wikkid An mean An evil, An dat ppl thot ov wikkid mean evil stuf all teh tiem. An they rited wikkidpedia so evry1 wud knoes how 2 b all wikkid An mean An evil.
6 An Ceiling Cat wuz rly sry dat he had madez ppl on teh urf, An it maded him all sad An pissed off An stuff.
7 An Ceiling Cat sed im gonna pwnz all teh ppl An aminals what i has maded on teh urf; ppl An moo cows An creepy crawlyz An burdz ov teh skyz An burdz liek ostridges An stuf who cant flyz; cuz i so sry i maded them.
8 But Ceiling Cat liekd noah alot.
9 This is story about noah. noah wuz rightchus d00d, An liek mor rightchus then any1 els. noah hung out wif Ceiling Cat alot An lissend 2 tunez An played pokemons An stuff.. An sum tiems Ceiling Cat even letz him winz cuz he liekd him alot.
10 An noah begat 3 sons, shem, ham, An japheth. but i alrdy told u that.
11 An teh urf wuz corruptd An messed up, An teh urfs wuz filld wif meanies.
12 An Ceiling Cat saw teh urf, An saw taht it wuz corruptd cuz all teh ppl had fuxxxxd it up.
13 An Ceiling Cat sed 2 noah, i iz gonna pwnz the whole urf cuz teh urf has mor evilz An vilents then WoW An grand theft auto. so im gonna pwnz tehm An teh whole urfs. all teh filez in ppls hedz iz all corruptd An dey keep emailin em 2 all ther frendz. i should haev kept it in Beta longr :( An inventd mcafee An nortonz An stuff to keep out trojan snake wormz An viruses An rootkitz An stuf liek that.
14 Make gynormus bote calld ark ov gophr wud; maek roomz in teh ark, An cover it wif tar on teh insidez An outsiedz. An noah sed wait a minit u cant getz wood frm gophrs, u has 2 use treez. An Ceiling Cat sed i can callz a tree a gophr if i wantz cuz i iz Ceiling Cat. so stfu An go getz ur hammerz An sawz An stuff. An noah sed k, brb.
15 An Ceiling Cat sed dis iz how u makez teh ark: teh length ov teh ark 300 cubits An teh width ov it 50 cubitz An teh hite ov it 30 cubits. An noah sed wtf iz a cubit An Ceiling Cat sed stfu again. so noah did.
16 maek sum windoze (but not teh µ!¢®0$0ƒ+ kind) in teh ark 2 cubitz hai An mek teh door in teh side. An maek it wif 1th, 2th, An 3th storiez.
17 An see, i makez teh flood ov waters upon teh hole urf, 2 pwnz all teh ppl An aminals An stuffz An evrythin in teh hol urfs iz gets ded.
18 But i iz taeks care ov u An keeps u safe cuz i lieks u alot. An u can haz ride in teh ark, u An ur sons An ur wief An ur sons wifez 2.
19 An u taeks 2 ov every kind ov aminal into teh ark, 2 keep them aliv wif u (even teh goggies); An mek shur dey r male An femael so dey can meks mor aminals after dey leavs teh ark but i wont letz dem do PENIS GOES WHERE?! on teh ark cuz mor aminals wud mek it 2 crouded.
20 Taek all kinds of teh birdz, An ov teh moocows, An ov teh creepy crawlyz on teh urf, 2 ov evry kind. but dont worry about teh fishz, dey can swimz gud.
21 An taek teh f00dz dat all teh ppl An aminals lieks 2 eatz, An gathr it up; An it shall b 4 fud 4 u, An 4 them. An noah sed thers gonna b lotz ov poopi to shuvl wif all dem aminals An stuff, An Ceiling Cat sed stfu i iz givez dem all rael bad constipashun so dont worry about it. An noah sed k and stfu'd.
22 so noah did evry thin Ceiling Cat tellz him, bein a gud boi bcuz he had to stfu
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| 216 | Perm Dude
ID: 339541411 Mon, Oct 21, 2013, 10:25
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