Forum: hoop
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Subject: A Song Dedicated to Trade-a-Holics


  Posted by: blade - [57138215] Tue, Feb 03, 2004, 19:44

<bgsound src=http://www.siliconjunkies.com/midi/movie/wizardofoz/ifionly.mid" loop=infinite>

If I Only Had a Trade


(If I Only had a Brain - Wizard of Oz)


I would be an elite player
a real division slayer
I'd always make the grade
It would be so amazing
title banners I'd be raising
if I only had a trade

Yes my Roster Value's falling
it really is appalling
it's scary I'm afraid
Oh I wish I could save some
but by Wednesday they are all gone
if I only had a trade

oh why..oh why..oh why
do I have no discipline
If I did I'd surely wear a happy grin
because I'd win much more

There are times that I feel helpless
the night can be so restless
will Marcus come to play
It's a move I'd be making
on an injury Camby's faking
if I only had a trade

In Miami there's a new star
they hope he'll take the team far
a rookie named Dwyane Wade
Often hurt like teammate Odum
I still wouldn't even own them
if I only had a trade

Now the season's halfway over
oh my another turnover
My nerves are getting frayed
I don't know how I stand it
this is not the way I planned it
If I only had a trade

oh why..oh why..oh why
must I use my trades this way
I should hold them for another rainy day
but it's too late they're gone

If I only played like Dave R
my teams would go really far
I'd get an accolade
I would win every contest
Every league i would conquest
if I only had a trade
 
1drs
      ID: 6153318
      Tue, Feb 03, 2004, 19:53
blade:

Great job. The background music is a nice touch.
 
2slammin
      ID: 39111319
      Tue, Feb 03, 2004, 20:11
nice blade. i can relate to it lol
 
3Addicted
      Dude
      ID: 4611592518
      Wed, Feb 04, 2004, 04:09
Good work blade !!!

--Addicted--
 
4 Chas_Man
      ID: 590558
      Wed, Feb 04, 2004, 12:42
Blade: Nice Poem! Must of taken a little thinking.
 
5wiggs
      Donor
      ID: 4991311
      Wed, Feb 04, 2004, 12:47
blade I want to thank you for ruining my night.

I dont think I have ever in my life hummed The Wizard of Oz song so much in my life. I was out shoveling my driveway and singing if I only had a trade. Yikes. Nice job man.
 
6GolfFreak
      ID: 13133211
      Wed, Feb 04, 2004, 12:49
What a hoot.
Hmmmmm Hoot.
Sounds like HOOTERS.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Hooters make me :)

thanks for making me smile.
 
7Gmoney
      Donor
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      Wed, Feb 04, 2004, 16:37
:)
 
8blade
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      Wed, Feb 04, 2004, 17:26
#3 Addicted

Coming from the "King" of song parodies I truly appreciate that. You were the one that inspired me.

And thanks to everyone else for the nice words:)
 
9Jag
      ID: 48129520
      Thu, Feb 05, 2004, 21:29
Wow blade this was awesome. Very clever.
 
10RMBees
      ID: 100122522
      Thu, Feb 05, 2004, 21:36
My team's Alma Mater!