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Subject: ugliest player in nba


  Posted by: wqrtyt - [533242615] Fri, Apr 28, 21:37

Who do you think is the ugliest player in the nba? I think it is a tough one between Tyrone Hill and Jamal Mashburn, but i'm gonna have to go with Mashburn.
 
1rockafellerskank
      ID: 20121112
      Fri, Apr 28, 21:54
Sam Cassell
 
2KnicksFan
      ID: 22532319
      Fri, Apr 28, 22:28
ever heard of Gheorge Muresan?
 
3allhair allstars
      ID: 53112818
      Fri, Apr 28, 23:06
Gheorgeous Gheorge!
 
4balls
      ID: 57392023
      Fri, Apr 28, 23:18
Danny Manning
 
5Tortfeasor
      ID: 58025290
      Fri, Apr 28, 23:29
Have you ever seen Keith Closs? Or what about Jerome Williams? Also, how about Patrick Ewing?
 
6HuskerFan
      ID: 38058294
      Sat, Apr 29, 00:06
Tortfeasor, thank you for mentioning Keith Closs. He is definitely right up there.
 
7JCred
      ID: 852443-4
      Sat, Apr 29, 02:19
lol Closs is some kinda freak, he must he pound of pound the worst player in the nba, plus he's UGLY too
 
8Speculator
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      Sat, Apr 29, 07:12
Some other ugly mutha´s:

Anthony "pig" Miller
Earvin Johnson (the guy looks like a horse if you ask me)
Ostertag (monstertag)

that´s all for now, but i´m sure there´s pelnty of others.
 
9J.P.
      ID: 42141019
      Sat, Apr 29, 09:28
Dennis Rodman is the ugliest, most hideous creature on the face of the earth...


 
10Pistol Pete
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      Sat, Apr 29, 09:56
Let me get my wife's input on this (she's good at this stuff)...I'll come back with our selection this evening.
 
11jedman
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      Sat, Apr 29, 10:52
I think Adonal Foyle deserves a place of honor on the list.
 
12Board_Wiper
      ID: 42141212
      Sat, Apr 29, 11:27
Closs for sure. Yikes that guy is skinny for being over 7ft and also he has a major acme prob.
 
13What about Bob
      ID: 71432816
      Sat, Apr 29, 13:31
Hey speaking of Closs, did anyone see the video shown on FOX last week, where he was involved in a fight outside a nightclub. He absolutely got the sh!t beat out of him, honestly he was very lucky he didn't get killed. I don't know what he said, or whom he said it to, but about 10 people jumped in on him and were beating him to a pulp. Pretty scary stuff.
 
14rockafellerskank
      ID: 20121112
      Sat, Apr 29, 13:53
Guess LA fans finally had enough of the Clips poor play?

rfs
 
15jb
      ID: 24152259
      Sat, Apr 29, 14:26
Interesting theory rfs. I just wonder if anybody in LA cares enough about the Clips to bother lifting a finger.
 
16Craig
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      Sat, Apr 29, 16:24
I like some of the selections up there, but I'd like to submit Bryant "Big Country" Reeves in there. I guess there's no reason to have an ugliest announcer thread, since anyone who doesn't pick Hubie Brown is obviously a jackass lol
 
17Eric
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      Sat, Apr 29, 17:18
I think that Matt Gieger is scary looking.
 
18Joe U.
      ID: 543172918
      Sat, Apr 29, 19:16
Patrick "Big Lips" Ewing is THE ugliest person in the NBA.
 
19rockafellerskank
      ID: 20121112
      Sat, Apr 29, 21:01
anyone else get the idea thaT Jalen Rose is Sam Cassell's big brother? And that they are both aliens? Don't they look like those bald, big eyed aliens that everyone draws after being "abducted"?

rfs
 
20rockafellerskank
      ID: 20121112
      Sat, Apr 29, 21:01
anyone else get the idea thaT Jalen Rose is Sam Cassell's big brother? And that they are both aliens? Don't they look like those bald, big eyed aliens that everyone draws after being "abducted"?

rfs
 
21Bo
      ID: 38236321
      Sat, Apr 29, 21:18
I definitly think that Rick Smits is the ugliest guy in the NBA. A couple of guys almost as bad:

Matt Geiger
Dan Majerle
Kevin Willis
Doug Christie
Shaq
Malik Rose
Jaren Jackson

 
22wqrtyt
      ID: 533242615
      Sat, Apr 29, 21:48
Thanks for saying lips Joe U. Steve Francis, very ugly.
 
23The Creator of BO
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      Sat, Apr 29, 22:04
THe Ugliest player in the NBA is Rik SMits. He is not only the ugliest Basketball player, he's the ugliest man in the world. He is a dirty hick who hasn't herd of the term "Shower". He lives in a log cabin in the woods of Indiana. Problem is the cabin has no running water. Thats about it.
 
24 Mike D
      ID: 2930299
      Sat, Apr 29, 22:35
He's gotta be the worst.


 
25 Mike D
      ID: 2930299
      Sat, Apr 29, 22:36
A close second?
 
26KnicksFan
      ID: 22532319
      Sun, Apr 30, 00:16
i would think that cassell's alien sidekick would be Van Exel
 
27knicks blow
      ID: 60492913
      Sun, Apr 30, 00:50
ewing,that big monkey with the ghetto knee pads what a ugly fat ass!
 
28Shaq
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      Sun, Apr 30, 01:14
I'd like to put in a late vote for Marcus Camby. He really deserves at least 5th runner up. Those pics were tooooo funny.
 
29wqrtyt
      ID: 533242615
      Sun, Apr 30, 08:31
how do you get the pictures on there?
 
30wqrtyt
      ID: 533242615
      Sun, Apr 30, 08:41
If I did it right we have a tie between Closs and Cassell. How do you get the pictures?
 
31Joe U.
      ID: 543172918
      Sun, Apr 30, 09:14
WHat about Pippen?
 
32 Mike D
      ID: 9311307
      Sun, Apr 30, 10:06
Gurupie consonant, there are 2 threads on the baseball board right now being "taught" by Gary. The 1st lesson is for link, the 2nd for pictures. Check em' out if you like.

HTML Lesson 1

HTML Lesson 2

Oh, and watch out for the blood on lesson 2.
 
33wqrtyt
      ID: 533242615
      Sun, Apr 30, 10:29
thanks.
 
34wqrtyt
      ID: 533242615
      Sun, Apr 30, 10:38
I don't get it
 
35rockafellerskank
      ID: 20121112
      Sun, Apr 30, 10:55
MIke D- YOur "HTML Lesson 1" has a link back to this same page. I think you wanted to direct the reader to a baseball thread, yes?

Just FYI- "HTML Lesson 2" works fine

rfs




 
36wqrtyt
      ID: 533242615
      Sun, Apr 30, 11:04
will someone please go through it again. I read Gary's 1 and 2 lessons but I don't get it.
 
37rockafellerskank
      ID: 20121112
      Sun, Apr 30, 11:10
If I did it correctly, here is the link to HTML Lesson 1 called HTML Links

rfs
 
38Pistol Pete
      ID: 360392819
      Sun, Apr 30, 12:02
My wife and I agree.


Mason is the ugliest player in the NBA.



Honorable mention goes to Muggsy for being the goofiest looking player in the NBA.
 
39TBRaiders
      ID: 111271719
      Sun, Apr 30, 12:05
I always thought that Scottie Pippen and Reggie Miller were tied for ugliest players in NBA.
Miller looks like an alien or a practicing member of Cannibalism.
Pippen has "crooked head syndrome", just like Hakeem.
After seeing the pic above of Mureson, I think he deserves the title.
 
40buckeyejen
      ID: 330163014
      Sun, Apr 30, 12:40

 
41buckeyejen
      ID: 330163014
      Sun, Apr 30, 12:41

 
42buckeyejen
      ID: 330163014
      Sun, Apr 30, 12:46
ugliest team in nba(/A)
 
43buckeyejen
      ID: 330163014
      Sun, Apr 30, 12:48
Sorry for the triple post but I was trying to figure out how to put links in here? Can anyone explain how to put photos? I'm having trouble with that. By the way the knicks are hands down the ugliest team in the nba. Starting Van Gundy the coach with the hair plugs and ending with either, Camby, Ewing or Sprewell.
 
44buckeyejen
      ID: 330163014
      Sun, Apr 30, 13:43
What about this guy? He has the biggest lips and teeth I have ever seen.
Biggest teeth in NBA?
 
45 Mike D
      ID: 9311307
      Sun, Apr 30, 13:43
RFS, nice catch. Sorry about that.

buckeyejen, not much difference between a link and a picture. Just change the beginning. Instead of using the a href before the equal sign, use Img src before the equal sign. After the web address, close with a quote sign and then the >. No name needs to be used after that.
 
46 Mike D
      ID: 9311307
      Sun, Apr 30, 13:45
Make sure the web address when using a picture is for the picture, not the web site. Get it by right clicking on the picture, choose properties, and copy that URL.
 
47buckeyejen
      ID: 330163014
      Sun, Apr 30, 14:04
Thanks Mike
 
48Jerry
      ID: 383183014
      Sun, Apr 30, 14:20
How about Ervin Johnson!!!!!!!!!!!
 
49rockafellerskank
      ID: 20121112
      Sun, Apr 30, 14:59
The All-Alien Team:






rfs



 
50wqrtyt
      ID: 533242615
      Sun, Apr 30, 16:41
(A href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/today/sco.html")ESPN Scoreboard(/A)
 
51wqrtyt
      ID: 533242615
      Sun, Apr 30, 16:41
AHHHHHHHHHHH
 
52bob
      ID: 533242615
      Sun, Apr 30, 16:46
WHAT DID I DO? (A href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/today/sco.html")ESPN Scoreboard
 
53wqrtyt
      ID: 533242615
      Sun, Apr 30, 16:47
oops. didn't mean to put bob. I wrote bob for another message in general sports.
 
54wqrtyt
      ID: 533242615
      Sun, Apr 30, 16:51
bob isn't my name
 
55drew
      ID: 72562114
      Sun, Apr 30, 17:38
dont use ()use <> . bryant reeves, chris gatling, kurt thomas and brad lohaus - remember him?
 
56wqrtyt
      ID: 533242615
      Sun, Apr 30, 19:03
 
57wqrtyt
      ID: 533242615
      Sun, Apr 30, 19:03
Never Mind. i cant get it
 
58KnicksFan
      ID: 22532319
      Sun, Apr 30, 20:31
lohaus was either a buck or a cavalier
 
59rockafellerskank
      ID: 20121112
      Sun, Apr 30, 20:42
Brad Lohaus grad from Iowa and played for Milwakee and Boston among other teams.

 
60wqrtyt
      ID: 533242615
      Sun, Apr 30, 20:49
lohous played on the knicks for a little while too. Is he still in the nba?
 
61drew
      ID: 483322815
      Sun, Apr 30, 22:08
I don't think he is...he shot 3 pointers....tall white guy very ugly. Wish I had a picture. He was delt to the knicks in the smith trade which also included JR Reid. I used to hate Charles Smith but I saw this special on him today on MSG and it was very sad so let's have a moment of silence for Charles =)
 
62 Mike D
      ID: 9311307
      Sun, Apr 30, 22:11
drew--you don't really wish you had a picture of Lohaus, now do you? ;)

Gurupie consonant, your link was perfect----except for what drew noted in post 55. Make the change and get that sucka' to work!
 
63Hoops Troop
      ID: 32034290
      Sun, Apr 30, 23:09
Sam Cassell aka: Alien
 
64allhair allstars
      ID: 32319298
      Sun, Apr 30, 23:48
Not to be a pain, but while we're all practicing our html skills, perhaps we could practice our self-editing skills, too? If you blow a post or just want to experiment and then remove the post, select the Self-Edit option from the Other Hoops Pages pulldown box and follow the instructions. I find it's a lot easier to experiment if I know I can erase my mistakes. HTH
 
65wqrtyt
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      Mon, May 01, 06:35
 
66wqrtyt
      ID: 533242615
      Mon, May 01, 06:35
I DID IT!!!!!!!
 
67wqrtyt
      ID: 533242615
      Mon, May 01, 06:38
 
68wqrtyt
      ID: 533242615
      Mon, May 01, 06:39
 
69wqrtyt
      ID: 533242615
      Mon, May 01, 06:56




i'll stop now. this is cool.

 
70J
      ID: 470183114
      Mon, May 01, 10:49
what about ugliest WNBA player????

;)
 
71 Mike D
      ID: 193192415
      Mon, May 01, 12:12
Or hottest? ;)
 
72Speculator
      ID: 37043318
      Mon, May 01, 13:35
The latter sounds a lot more intersting than the former, if you ask me!

Right now the hottest woman in Bball would have to be Pamela Anderson sitting on the stands watching LA vs SAC.

Anyone out there disagrees?

yeah, i thought so!
 
73J
      ID: 470183114
      Mon, May 01, 13:51
in all honesty I cannot STAND Pamela Anderson. I dont know what it is about her (fakeness maybe?) but I just dont like her AT ALL!!!
 
74D.Dawkins
      ID: 2845216
      Mon, May 01, 14:06
I gotta put my .02 for the ugliest WNBA player. Because I'm from Connecticut, it has to be Rebecca Lobo. The only thing that is more ugly than her face is the WNBA game itself.
 
75 Mike D
      ID: 193192415
      Mon, May 01, 15:37
C'mon DD, not thaaaat bad!?
 
76J
      ID: 470183114
      Mon, May 01, 16:34
I'd have to take Mr. Beastie Boy's side on this one, aside from her teeth she aint that bad at all!!!!

Who's that australian blonde chick???

I remember a girl who played center at Duke (I think she was the #1 or #2 overall pick last year) Damn, now that was some uglyness!!!!
 
77rockafellerskank
      ID: 4541221
      Tue, May 02, 21:20


here aRe the vitals on that Australian chick:

Position: Guard
Born: 6/28/65
Height: 5-7
Weight: 132 lbs.
From - Australia

rfs


 
78KnicksFan
      ID: 19445221
      Tue, May 02, 21:45
are you sure pamela lee is the hottest chick to attend wnba games? What about the lovely Tyra Banks, NY Liberty fan?
 
79adhoo
      ID: 1342436
      Wed, May 03, 06:24
Here's my vote for the WNBA

 
80adhoo
      ID: 1342436
      Wed, May 03, 06:26
Of course, I'm not sure if this one qualifies because he/she could probably play in either league

 
81 Mike D
      ID: 1342636
      Wed, May 03, 06:27
adhoo----are those your votes for the "hottest" or "ugliest?" Just checking. ;)
 
82adhoo
      ID: 1342436
      Wed, May 03, 06:30
I'm still considering my options
 
83 Mike D
      ID: 1342636
      Wed, May 03, 06:32
LOL adhoo.
 
84adhoo
      ID: 1342436
      Wed, May 03, 06:32
I'm sorry, my earlier choices were wrong. THIS is definitely the UGLIEST player in WNBA history

 
85 Mike D
      ID: 1342636
      Wed, May 03, 06:34
I didn't know Tracy Chapman played basketball.
 
86adhoo
      ID: 1342436
      Wed, May 03, 07:06
The line up for the ugliest team in the WNBA

 
87 Mike D
      ID: 1342636
      Wed, May 03, 07:09
Is that Rakishi Phatu, the "round mound of rebound?"
 
88adhoo
      ID: 1342436
      Wed, May 03, 07:14
No that's his sister, Rakisha Phat-ass, she's married. (Hard to believe)
 
89wqrtyt
      ID: 3646320
      Thu, May 04, 15:14
everyone in the wnba is ugly. show me one person in the wnba who isn't ugly.
 
90D.Dawkins
      ID: 28427415
      Thu, May 04, 15:27
Lisa Leslie is pretty hot.
 
91 Mike D
      ID: 1342636
      Thu, May 04, 15:59
Gurupie consontant, we're talking about the wnba, not the wcw. Oops, forgot you don't like wrestling. ;)

DD, not the best I've seen her look, but the best I could do on short notice.
 
92 Mike D
      ID: 1342636
      Thu, May 04, 16:14
BTW, who was it that thought Rebecca Lobo was ugly? Not in this picture with Derek Jeter!
 
93D.Dawkins
      ID: 56421416
      Thu, May 04, 16:21
Come on Jetes, you can do better than that!


Mike D., I must admit that she looks okay in that picture, but come on, she awful.
 
94 Mike D
      ID: 1342636
      Thu, May 04, 16:29
The magic of film. ;)
 
95WiddleAvi
      ID: 12429511
      Fri, May 05, 11:29
Can someone please post a pic. of Patrick Ewing...man that is a nasy face
 
96 Mike D
      ID: 1342636
      Fri, May 05, 13:00
WiddleAvi, at your request. I heard they brought in Hollywood specialists to help with this photo.

"How ya like me now, WiddleAvi?"
 
97D.Dawkins
      ID: 28427415
      Fri, May 05, 13:44
Mike D.- Is the company you work for taking applications? I think I want a job with your company. Is Rotoguru.com in your job description? ;)
 
98wqrtyt
      ID: 3646320
      Fri, May 05, 14:24


 
99 Mike D
      ID: 1342636
      Fri, May 05, 15:09
DD, yes taking applications, and no for my job description. But it outta be!
 
100 Mike D
      ID: 1342636
      Fri, May 05, 15:32
Wow, I butchered that post. Should say "it oughta be." This is post 100...I purposely misspelled that word to reach the century mark. Great thread, Gurupie Consonant.
 
101wqrtyt
      ID: 3646320
      Fri, May 05, 20:53
Thanks Mike D.
 
102wqrtyt
      ID: 3646320
      Fri, May 05, 21:13
going back toward the posts in the 60's.



Brad Lohous^
 
103 Mike D
      ID: 57426521
      Fri, May 05, 21:30
On second thought, don't go back. ;)
 
104drew
      ID: 15448421
      Fri, May 05, 23:29
EW
 
105tool
      ID: 3541863
      Sat, May 06, 03:18
Now c'mon!!!
I can't believe you all forgot Mutombo.
The guy can satisfy a woman just by sticking his nose into her ***** (Forgive me, I'm just 16 and a little frustrated ;)
Someone post a picture of him.(I can't do it)
 
106wqrtyt
      ID: 3646320
      Sat, May 06, 07:26
 
107shaq
      ID: 3448221
      Sun, May 07, 17:46
(A href="http://www.nba.com/knicks/team_photo_9900.html" Target="_blank") Jen's high school gang bang!(/A)
 
108shaq
      ID: 3448221
      Sun, May 07, 17:50
Jen's high school gang bang! (/A)
 
109WiddleAvi
      ID: 45426410
      Sun, May 07, 22:56
How bout a pick of Kurt Thomas with his new hair style !! Does he think it looks good ??
 
110Personally Foul
      ID: 1544840
      Mon, May 08, 02:58


These two qualify as the UGLIEST in a lot of categories including this one.
 
111wqrtyt
      ID: 3646320
      Mon, May 08, 06:33
widdleavi: I can't find one. Damon Stoudamirer (i don't know how to spell it) looks pretty bad with that hair too. Who was the first to get that hairdo? Iverson? Spreewell?
 
112 Mike D
      ID: 1342636
      Mon, May 08, 06:47
First I saw was Spree during his suspension. Second I saw was Iverson.
 
113Board_Wiper
      ID: 16435312
      Mon, May 08, 21:42
The Ugliest Players in the National Basketball Assocation are




I tell you the kid looks way worse in real life!


and




and




and




and finally





BW

 
114HuskerFan
      ID: 14441221
      Tue, May 09, 04:10
Well done Board_Wiper. Couldn't agree with you more, and frankly those pictures have got to close the debate. Those are faces not even a mother could love!
 
115lousy
      ID: 4345594
      Tue, May 09, 04:55
ESPNScoreboard(/A)
 
116lousy
      ID: 4345594
      Tue, May 09, 04:56
 
117JCred
      ID: 342231
      Tue, May 09, 05:24
This is turning out to be one of the most hilarious threads of all time!....


Oh yeah BTW, a few months ago on The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn he had Rick Fox on as a guest, they were talking about how good looking he was (for a guy) and how he landed Vanessa Williams as his bitch. Craig showed a picture of and mentioned Sam Cassel as the exact opposite. Meaning Sammy was the ugliest player in the NBA, he even had Rick laughing about it.

goes to show you what some celebs and fellow NBA players feel.

JCred
 
118 Mike D
      ID: 1342636
      Tue, May 09, 06:55
Well, we have tangible proof from an outside source: Cassell it is.
 
119Edgar
      ID: 4041339
      Tue, May 09, 07:19
I say we've got to give Mase. He looks as if one of the times he was benchpressing volvo trucks, he lost his control once which made it (the volvo)collapse on his face. That's why his nose, mouth and eyes seem to have suffered from a major implosion.
BTW I think he's a prety good player though ;-)
 
120Perm Dude
      ID: 17420223
      Tue, May 09, 08:52
Gotta jump in here.

Some great ugly names here. When I first saw the thread, my thought was "Tyrone Hill without a doubt." (did you see him in game 2 against the Pacers? What's up with that alien pod on top of his head?).

My wife saw Pippen last night on TV, and said "Boy, what an ugly man!" And this is a woman married to me, so you gotta believe this guy is pretty butt.

Muresan gets my vote, however. He's like the Elephant Man playing at the NBA minimum.

pd
 
121Woohahs
      ID: 494171010
      Fri, May 12, 00:45
If you're a center in the NBA, you're ugly. The ugliest are definitely (in no specific order):
Ewing
Shaq
Motumbo
Closs
Mason should be a center then i guess
Cassell probably played center in High School
Jalen plays defense on Smits in practise (Honorable mention should go out to the entire Pacers team.....Perkins and Reggie aren't any rays of sunshine either)

 
122Adam
      ID: 20440222
      Sun, May 14, 22:39
I believe Sam Cassell was the original model for the alien in the movie if I'm not mistaken.
 
124prefek
      ID: 1694279
      Thu, Nov 09, 10:40

"I still got's it."

Though in his defense I still love the Shawn Kemp GP sonics of the early 90's. Go Nate McMillan and Dale Ellis!
 
125Cub Basher
      ID: 81029215
      Thu, Nov 09, 14:21
WNBA? You mean it's still around?

NBA - Scottie Pippen. Ever see this guy in person? It's worse than you think.
 
126Z
      ID: 13439719
      Thu, Nov 09, 14:31
prefek...you liked Sonics in the early 90's too? They were my fav, so the team name, GO SONICS! Haha.

I loved this thread...

-Z-
 
127Jevon Kearse
      ID: 5491179
      Thu, Nov 09, 20:12
I agree with all of the above, especially Sam Cassell. But if any of you have seen Steve Nash this year, he looks like a drowned rat out there on the court. The picture in his profile doesn't look as bad, but man that guy is scuzzy.
 
128spunkus
      ID: 401053922
      Thu, Nov 09, 22:53
how bout old school KURT RAMBIS!!!
this thread is a 5!!!



 
130Dai
      ID: 5395184
      Fri, Nov 10, 09:26
Ugliest Woman in the WNBA, I found this specimen, Marlies Askamp of the Miami SOL :



Now is it me or does she look like Larry Bird ??

Dai
 
131snow_bum
      ID: 241049419
      Fri, Nov 10, 13:24
This thread is top-notch. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. The top 5 ugliest people in the NBA are as follows:

1. Muresan - hands down, no contest.
2. Cassell - can't watch this guy w/out laughing
3. Mason - Lou will have a fit when he reads this
4. Closs - Clearasil spokesperson he's not!
5. Muggsy Bogues - Great nomination. This guy is too good to pass.

And that my friends, is the official results...the recounts are in. Honorable mention goes to:

1. Pippen - a face only a mother could love
2. Smits - not good
3. NVE - Nick the Quick looks like he's 2 years old
4. Ewing - with emphasis on the "Ew"

and my own throw-in:

*ISAAC AUSTIN!!! LOL.
 
132ecko1177
      ID: 18821822
      Fri, Nov 10, 14:24
askamp looks like a bird/seles crossbreed
 
133prefek
      ID: 59101282
      Fri, Nov 10, 16:14
What the heck is Kurt Rambis doing in that pose?
 
134slim shady
      ID: 410381016
      Fri, Nov 10, 16:38
maybe Jamar Nutter would be uo there
definetly greg parchment
 
135CanEHdian Pride
      ID: 426351415
      Fri, Nov 10, 18:09
I want to nominate a backup center:

Todd "Baby Hughey" MacCulloch

 
136Caleb
      ID: 49102696
      Fri, Nov 10, 19:57
It appears as though none of the contributors to this board have been to political corrrectness school!

Just read the responses objectively. They are not even funny. There was anothewr equivalently inane thread with this title last year.

Grow up.

Caleb
 
137Texas Flood
      ID: 12458220
      Fri, Nov 10, 20:19
ever seel the old movie "slapshot"? kurt rambis is one of the orig "Hanson Brothers"!
 
138wqrtyt
      ID: 2710361019
      Fri, Nov 10, 20:21
this is the thread from last year. calm down.
 
139Ender
      ID: 13443221
      Fri, Nov 10, 20:30
Caleb, lighten up. If you don't like the thread, don't read it.

As for the WNBA, I'll second the votes for Lisa Leslie and also nominate Sheryl Swoopes.
 
140AdMaN
      ID: 354521018
      Fri, Nov 10, 20:48
Hell, lets go all the leagues...Let me see if I can find any hoops...

Juan Gonzalez
Ryan Leaf
Adonal Foyle


Enjoy! :)

-AdMaN




 
141subliminaBle
      ID: 141018516
      Fri, Nov 10, 22:36
man this is funny! i'd have to say the ugliest is

1. Muresan
2. Closs
3. Ewing

dont forget Greg Ostertag, Rasheed Wallace, and Edgerrin James from the Colts..
 
142Chuck
      ID: 518191915
      Wed, Nov 29, 16:33
For Malcolm in the Middle...
 
143pilewort
      ID: 577241612
      Thu, Nov 30, 00:00
It's the same thread, Caleb. And you're still the same inobservant, politically correct bore. Lighten up and smell the ugliness! It's all around you, so enjoy!

 
144Gbear
      ID: 411003013
      Thu, Nov 30, 13:07
Cassel's aliens like gets my vote. So funny~
 
145MJSbossman
      ID: 498161016
      Fri, Dec 01, 00:42
Odd looking guy


LMAO


HAHAHA


Yikes


Hideousness



These guys look all weird.
 
146Steve
      ID: 3111111418
      Thu, Dec 14, 18:11
I can't believe nobody has mentioned the original Mr. Clean, Matt Geiger! He's not just ugly, he's scary as hell too! Don't forget his partner in arms, Theo Ratliff. . . looks like he got the bad Mutombo jeans.

And for hot women, Lauren Jackson was the Australian, she'd be a reason to watch the WNBA. . .
 
147 AirCanada15
      ID: 1011481423
      Thu, Dec 14, 23:48
I've only seen McGrady once on this thread. WTF? He is definitely the ugliest player.
Honorable mention to the all-alien team though
 
148 Shapdawg1
      ID: 231161223
      Fri, Dec 15, 15:04
Hidayet Turkoglu. Watch a Sacramento game, you'll see what I'm talking about. Oh, man, he is hideous!
 
149SirCharles
      ID: 541121213
      Sat, Dec 16, 11:28
Hey.. what about Kevin Willis of Toronto Raptors?
 
151CableKC
      ID: 2311311612
      Sat, Dec 16, 12:33
My vote goes for Reggie Miller and Scottie Pippen.
 
152AirCanada15
      ID: 1011481423
      Wed, Dec 27, 16:21
BUTT
 
153SweetGP20
      ID: 2010492810
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 07:56
BUTT
 
154SweetGP20
      ID: 2010492810
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 08:07
Kemp wins it easily.


Runner-up: Tmac 2
 
155Michael Ruffin
      ID: 577591710
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 09:00
Michael Ruffin. anyone who watch the sixers-wizards game can attest to this.
his jaw and skull are so busted.
he's like sam cassell but much worse.
 
156the infinite pusssy
      ID: 279311515
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 09:10
i don't think you guys have considered popeye jones - he looks like he came straight outta nosferatu
 
157 Dave
      ID: 491021299
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 09:27
My Ugliest Choices:
1. Definitely Moochie "Whore-us" Norris
2. Jim Mcilvaine... need I say more
3. Latrell SHOOTING-SPREEwell (PJ! PJ!)
4. Allen "Mini-Me" Iverson
5. Popeye Jones... those are the biggest ears I've ever seen.
What about Rasheed Wallace? We won't go there.
 
158PGunn
      ID: 5510442718
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 09:50
I saw Kirilenko last nite on Sportscenter and he has got to be one of the weirdest looking guys I have ever seen. He will never be on my roster again. LOL.
 
159pasmoso
      ID: 161022129
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 09:53
There were a lot of excellent choices in here. But in my opinion, the Grand Pubba of Ugly is my man Tyrone Hill. I'm surprised he's only been mentioned a couple of times. Special mention goes to Patrick Ewing. Not only does he make the list, but he sweats more than anyone on earth. He sweats just walking onto the court!
 
160citizenkane.org
      ID: 610222610
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 13:58
this thread is disgusting and most of these replies are from gurupies and veterans. GROW UP.
 
161TaRhEElKiD
      ID: 42109719
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 15:20
Don't you believe in laughs citizenkane?
 
162j-d
      ID: 3910242111
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 15:24
all business with this league aren't ya citizen??
 
163Blooki
      ID: 359321514
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 15:25
But should you laugh at another's expense? Granted, being in the eye of public scrutiny is part of what you have to deal with when you become an NBA player, but I'm sure that you wouldn't be feeling much like laughing if somebody got a hold of your picture and decided to post it on this thread. Just because they make 7-digit salaries and will probably never come across reading any of this doesn't mean we shouldn't treat them with common decency and respect.
 
164j-d
      ID: 3910242111
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 15:25
you just must be too cool for all of us, that's all.
 
165TaRhEElKiD
      ID: 42109719
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 15:34
Blooki that is true, but everyone is just messing around. This may sound dumb but if you met the people they could be your best friends because it isn't all about the outside, but since that is all we know of those people we comment on it.

Good point though...didn't think of it much like that.
 
166Hillbilly Delight
      ID: 221039714
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 15:43
Blooki,

I respect your point.

BUT did you even look at the picture of Kirt Rambis? (128)

Come on now....you know you laughed!

HD
 
167Ditka85
      ID: 549493015
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 15:44
Tyrone Hill has my vote.
 
168Tortfeasor
      Donor
      ID: 469202110
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 15:50
OK, enough with the sensitive crap. Just have a good laugh and let it go at that. If you want me to I'll post my picture and we can all laugh at it. ;)
 
169Buckwild
      ID: 01042717
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 17:29
Can someone please post the hot women of the WNBA?
 
170Bungers
      ID: 339541815
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 17:59
Buckwild,

I believe in math that would be the definition of the "empty set".
 
171smallwhirled
      Donor
      ID: 119491116
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 18:01
Empty set, that's lethal!
LMAO in the chair!

;)
 
172Bungers hen,almighty
      ID: 339541815
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 18:05
Thanks. :)
 
173Bungers
      ID: 339541815
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 18:06
There, back to my own self again. Cluck. Oops, maybe not. ;)
 
174bootlish
      ID: 1891876
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 18:08
I'm sorry, but this is too funny! Just to get my two cents in:

My friend calls Pippen the "Sea Hag"

And for Ugly Hall of Fame Old School Honors, you can't forget Dennis Johnson. What were those spots on his face?? Sorry, no pics this time.
 
175CanEHdian Pride
      ID: 426351415
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 18:45
Gotta post one of the all time funniest talk show jokes.

[set of Craig Kilborn]

Ladies and gentleman tonight on our show we are going to have the runner-up for NBA's most sexiest man. A key piece on the LA Lakers small forward Rick Fox.

[applause]

It really is a shame that he didn't win the award this year but he came in a close second to all star point guard

[show picture]

Sam Cassell



Great joke, I LMAO!
 
176BlackMagicBaller
      ID: 568312917
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 18:59
To put a picture to post 148, here is TurkeyGlue (Hidayet Turkoglu).


This is probably one of his better pictures.
 
177IRRIDUCIBILI LAZIO
      ID: 9952114
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 19:00


hey, this is DAMIANO TOMMASI from a.s. roma soccer, don't you think he is the ring of conjunction between mankind and monkeys or australopitecus??
 
178Buckwild
      ID: 01042717
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 20:49
australopitecus??
ROTFLMAO while PIMP!!!
That is quality stuff right there.
 
179Mr. Nice Guy
      ID: 389542719
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 22:14
I think pippen and the cassell files... Definently felton spencer as well.
 
180Memphis Fan
      ID: 341015260
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 22:32
Drag Queen? Nope, its just Foster! Takes Top Honors IMO.
 
181Mike D
      Donor
      ID: 571041206
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 22:36
Blooki, I took your words to heart, and decided to scan/post a photo of myself. Here I am on my way to work......ok, go ahead and laugh at me.....I can take it.....




 
182 Mark L
      Leader
      ID: 4444938
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 22:40
Could it be?? Milwaukee Bucks . . . Ugliest Team in the NBA?

I heard that the Mason acquisition was gonna put us over the top, but this is ridiculous.
 
183Y2JS
      ID: 48312723
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 22:52
Post 167 has it right. How in the world was TYRONE HILL not mentioned until then. His face looks like it got hit by a truck. I sware everytime they flash a camera up to that grill when he's taking a free throw i can't help but laugh. WOW, i feel sorry for him, lol! Also, i got a vote going for Otis Nixon for baseball, man was that brutal....Alright im sorry if that offends people but this thread is great, im tagging it with a 5
 
184James K Polk
      ID: 64333018
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 22:53
Y2JS, Tyronne Hill got mentioned in this thread's initial post :)
 
185 Mark L
      Leader
      ID: 4444938
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 22:53
Tyrone Hill, ex-Buck. Brad Lohaus as well.

We rule. Give up.
 
186Y2JS
      ID: 48312723
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 22:58
JKP, WHOOPS! I guess i just couldn't contain myself by scrolling down to see everyones responses, this by far exceeds IRA's "$85 Million" thread, lol
 
187Buckwild
      ID: 01042717
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 23:36
Does anyone watch Comicview on BET?
It is a very funny stand-up comedy show.
Anyway they had thisone episode where they were mocking Tyrone Hill. They comedian said he gets a personal foul while sitting on the bench just for trying to smile.
He mad a few more hilarious jokes but you had to see it think it was funny.
 
188Y2JS
      ID: 48312723
      Thu, Nov 29, 2001, 23:48
LMAO!!!!!!!! That's great, good lord lol!
 
189Memphis Fan
      ID: 341015260
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 00:00
 
190rage_22
      ID: 1210292721
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 00:10
Mike D--
Is that Ric Flair?
 
191Mike D
      Donor
      ID: 571041206
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 00:15
No rage, it's me on my way to work. I just happen to bare a huge resemblance to the Nature Boy. ;)
 
192rage_22
      ID: 1210292721
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 00:18
Ok, my WWF knowledge hasn't been tested since c.1992, so I was just making sure I was still on the ball.
 
194slamma
      ID: 5010131823
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 01:43




 
195slamma
      ID: 5010131823
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 01:51

Manute "Stretch Armstrong" BOL
 
196KB8ers GM
      ID: 0616111
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 02:54


"I vant to make basket" - Popeye Jones

 
197Tortfeasor
      Donor
      ID: 469202110
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 03:00
Good stuff KB!
 
198KnicksFan
      Donor
      ID: 57832250
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 03:08
Mike D, your picture is not showing up.

Manute "the pole" Bol looks as famine-stricken as ever in that photo. Anyone remember that game where he hit 7 3-pointers?
 
199Tortfeasor
      Donor
      ID: 469202110
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 03:10
Or when he did that classic between the legs dribble? I used to love Manute Bol highlights!
 
200Tortfeasor
      Donor
      ID: 469202110
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 03:12
KB every time I open up this thread I see your post and die laughing. The resemblance is eerie.
 
201subliminAble
      ID: 2710262313
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 03:14
rofl i love this thread =)
 
202Mike D
      Donor
      ID: 19105287
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 07:50
KnicksFan, is it showing now? It's on mine....heck, I have lots more of "myself" that I can share. ;)
 
203dusty bottoms
      ID: 49946910
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 09:54
Ugliest players in NBA

in no particular order
Popeye Jones
Shawn Kemp
Brian Grant
Greg Ostertag
Cassell
Patrick Ewing
Marv Albert
 
204crzyc
      ID: 24914914
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 10:54
LAZIO MERDE!!!!!
 
205KnicksFan
      Donor
      ID: 57832250
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 12:57
nope Mike D, on my screen it shows one of those little boxes with and x in it where the picture should be. Unless your face looks like a red x...
 
206KnicksFan
      Donor
      ID: 57832250
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 13:05


Lorenzo Coleman lookin' ugly
 
207KnicksFan
      Donor
      ID: 57832250
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 13:12
John Amaechi


Gilbert Arenas

And the king of them all...
Primoz Brezec
 
209Hillbilly Delight
      ID: 221039714
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 20:52
KB8ers GM, your posts are awesome!!!
 
210joe suspect
      Donor
      ID: 71021714
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 21:00
good god. it looks like someone put brezac's nose on ala mr. potato head.
 
211J-Dub
      ID: 1810141719
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 21:24
Have you ever seen Hedo Turkoglu when he had a mullet. (mullet is when you have short hair on the top and long down the back and sides.) Primoz Brezek eat your heart out!
 
212gibby88
      ID: 50451220
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 22:07
Dave Twardzick
 
213SweetGP20
      ID: 2010492810
      Fri, Nov 30, 2001, 23:48
Rick Fox and his birdnest!


Really, last season I thought his oily head couldn't have been worse. He completely proved me wrong.
 
214MajicFaker
      ID: 16101171
      Sat, Dec 01, 2001, 02:18
I know this is old school, But let's not leave out two old timers, Dennis Johnson (previously mentioned) and of course Big red; Bill, I played four good games in my entire carreer and think I should be a hall of famer, Walton
 
215slamma
      ID: 5010131823
      Sat, Dec 01, 2001, 03:29

SAM CASSELL IS AN ALIEN!!!
 
216KB8ers GM
      ID: 0616111
      Sat, Dec 01, 2001, 04:00






























 
217azdbacker
      Donor
      ID: 1832261
      Sat, Dec 01, 2001, 04:34
KB, post 216 is the funniest thing I have ever seen! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
 
218Bloody Geoff
      ID: 121052293
      Sat, Dec 01, 2001, 23:30
KB, I laughed until I cried at 196, but 216 just topped it. My stomch hurts.
 
219citizenkane.org
      ID: 610222610
      Sun, Dec 02, 2001, 01:04
KB8ers Gm your post 216 makes me sick. How could you put Vlade beside Bin Laden. That ain't right man.
 
220Ahk-Med
      ID: 4373123
      Sun, Dec 02, 2001, 04:19
This tread is right up there with "Planet of the Eboons." Thanks KB8ers, absolutely hilarious.
 
222smallwhirled
      Donor
      ID: 119491116
      Tue, Dec 04, 2001, 15:10
Hey, nothing wrong with that...

I call one of my friends Bin Laden, because that's what he looks like.
;)
seriously!
 
223 steven
      ID: 521115416
      Tue, Dec 04, 2001, 16:21
popeye jones
 
224H.Hawks
      ID: 4810551916
      Tue, Dec 04, 2001, 17:12
My god.
#216 made me hurt with laughter.
 
225Ender
      ID: 52438315
      Tue, Dec 04, 2001, 17:14
Does he look like Bin Laden or not? He didn't say he acted like him or equated them in any way other than appearance.
 
226smallwhirled
      Donor
      ID: 119491116
      Tue, Dec 04, 2001, 18:20
Nah Ender,

About 20 of my friends were drunk and we built a little bonfire....the names just started coming up and my friend Joe is aka "Bin Laden."
 
227KnicksFan
      Donor
      ID: 57832250
      Tue, Dec 04, 2001, 19:17
Smallwhirled, I believe Ender was addressing his remarks to citizenkane.
 
228smallwhirled
      Donor
      ID: 119491116
      Tue, Dec 04, 2001, 20:36
Whoops!
 
229TS
      ID: 21071623
      Tue, Dec 04, 2001, 22:00
Has anyone seen Scott POllard tonight on Tv?.... He ranks up there as UGLIEST player!!!
 
230Mr. Nice Guy
      ID: 421124113
      Tue, Dec 04, 2001, 22:52
Post 128: My friend told me Rambis looks like his pulling a wedgy from 10 feet out of his ass.
 
231Joe Mama
      ID: 4310382420
      Wed, Dec 05, 2001, 02:10
I look like mr. bean
 
233prefek
      ID: 2210292615
      Fri, Dec 07, 2001, 19:02
The ugly player thread lives! And Moochie is not ugly- he's just misunderstood.
 
235subliminAble
      ID: 111421120
      Tue, Dec 11, 2001, 20:45
post 216

hahahhahahahahha!
 
236 Booty Basher
      ID: 58103482
      Tue, Dec 11, 2001, 23:42
Does anyone remember Gerald Madkins from UCLA '92? I don't think he ever made the NBA but his nose was wider than his forehead...
 
237lisa g
      ID: 58103482
      Tue, Dec 11, 2001, 23:57
G Madkins in the house...

 
241KTxGOD
      ID: 560462423
      Tue, Feb 05, 2002, 22:25
dang... pictures in 216 arent showing =(
 
242Charles Boghs
      ID: 56001418
      Tue, Feb 05, 2002, 22:28
AVERY JOHNSON looks like a freakin MUTANT

his smile goes from ear to ear
 
243Harlem World Order
      ID: 42118518
      Tue, Feb 05, 2002, 23:06
Yo this is arguably the best thread I've ever read before. I gotta give props to KB8ers GM on post #196, Memphis Fan on post #180 slamma on all his posts, for their pin-point accuracy. I havent laughed this hard in a long time. Peace!!!
 
244RacerX
      ID: 341154191
      Wed, Feb 06, 2002, 02:46
Ditto that- This thread is so damn funny it can cure clinical depression!
 
245KnicksFan
      Donor
      ID: 439341814
      Wed, Nov 06, 2002, 23:11
BUTT
 
246Bloody Geoff
      ID: 29104676
      Thu, Nov 07, 2002, 09:08
From memory KB8ers original post #216 was something like this. I've added a couple at the end.
Enjoy :-)




























 
247KnicksFan
      Donor
      ID: 439341814
      Thu, Nov 07, 2002, 19:02
LOL Bloody Geoff...that Rebecca Lobo one is right on the money.
 
248marbury
      ID: 53107718
      Thu, Nov 07, 2002, 19:09
PIPPEN
 
249KnicksFan
      Donor
      ID: 439341814
      Thu, Nov 07, 2002, 19:09
 
250KnicksFan
      Donor
      ID: 439341814
      Thu, Nov 07, 2002, 19:18


 
251wqrtyt
      ID: 46103938
      Thu, Nov 07, 2002, 20:35
haha, who are those guys?
 
252KnicksFan
      Donor
      ID: 439341814
      Thu, Nov 07, 2002, 20:41
Post 249 is: Dalibor Bagaric vs. Potato
Post 250 is: Calvin Booth vs. Richard Pryor and Jason Collier vs. The Joker
 
253Beetski
      ID: 206282522
      Thu, Nov 07, 2002, 20:59
Every YEAR this comes up and at the end we usually just go with Tyrone Hill.
 
254wqrtyt
      ID: 46103938
      Thu, Nov 07, 2002, 21:01
That's what i said in the very beginning!
 
255TaRhEElKiD
      ID: 42109719
      Thu, Nov 07, 2002, 21:20
haha 246...GREAT POST!

THK
 
256CanEHdian Pride
      Donor
      ID: 48936413
      Thu, Nov 07, 2002, 22:00
 
257Bloody Geoff
      ID: 279423119
      Thu, Nov 07, 2002, 22:25

 
258grEEr
      ID: 15901611
      Thu, Nov 07, 2002, 22:45
re #246

LMAO!!! lol great stuff...
 
259grEEr
      ID: 15901611
      Thu, Nov 07, 2002, 22:48
How do you post a PIC??? html???

would someone be so kind as to explain it...thanx
 
260KnicksFan
      Donor
      ID: 439341814
      Thu, Nov 07, 2002, 22:57
see post #45..or just write [img src=URL goes here] and replace [] with <>
 
261clach
      ID: 31933412
      Fri, Nov 08, 2002, 17:39
He's not in Nba, but Roberto Duenas of Barcelona is the ugliest man I've ever seen in my life.
ook how many long hairs (not exactly hairs..but i don't know the english word) over the shoulders
 
262grEEr
      ID: 15901611
      Fri, Nov 08, 2002, 18:24
Can't belive I haven't seen him mentioned!!!
Hands down the uglyist man in the NBA, perhaps North America.

 
263Samuli
      ID: 55105128
      Fri, Nov 08, 2002, 18:28
You need to use a direct link to the picture, not a link to the site on which the picture is.

 
264grEEr
      ID: 15901611
      Fri, Nov 08, 2002, 18:34
how do i get the direct link? i was trying but....
 
265Samuli
      ID: 55105128
      Fri, Nov 08, 2002, 18:35
Right-click the picture, go to properties, the direct-link is visible there.
 
266grEEr
      ID: 15901611
      Fri, Nov 08, 2002, 18:46
thanx!

Here is pic that shows the 'TRUE' hidioeusness of CLARK!



ever notice that Antino Davis looks like a Dinosaur???
 
267grEEr
      ID: 15901611
      Fri, Nov 08, 2002, 18:49
ahhhh.

*sorry for the Newbieness
 
268Samuli
      ID: 55105128
      Fri, Nov 08, 2002, 18:57
There's some extra " in the url you used, otherwise it looks well goody.
 
269CanEHdian Pride
      Donor
      ID: 48936413
      Fri, Nov 08, 2002, 18:57
looks like you've got an extra set of quotation marks in there.
 
270grEEr
      ID: 15901611
      Fri, Nov 08, 2002, 19:01
one more try!

eeewww!!!
 
271grEEr
      ID: 15901611
      Fri, Nov 08, 2002, 19:02
:)
 
272KnicksFan
      Donor
      ID: 439341814
      Fri, Nov 08, 2002, 19:09
I don't find Keon particularly ugly...Mehmet Okur on the other hand...
 
273TwoPumps
      ID: 21058102
      Fri, Nov 08, 2002, 19:24
Man this is a classic post...someone got to find a pic of Gadzur-eeech...he deserves to be up there...he has earned it!
 
274Samuli
      ID: 55105128
      Fri, Nov 08, 2002, 19:29
Say... Someone called me?

 
275Bloody Geoff
      ID: 279423119
      Sat, Nov 09, 2002, 02:51
Re #261 - sh!t man, you weren't kidding!

 
276BULLS
      ID: 3296521
      Sun, Nov 10, 2002, 00:30
not to sound gay, but wow!! pierce is hot, and jay is fine
 
277Julius
      ID: 451056623
      Sun, Nov 10, 2002, 02:11




Remember me? Not only am I the ugliest player ever to play the game...I was picked before MJ in the 84' draft...
 
278prefek
      ID: 41950300
      Sun, Nov 10, 2002, 02:35
 
279root88
      ID: 359101014
      Sun, Nov 10, 2002, 03:34
Sam Cassell wins hands down. I'll give Tyrone Hill a distant second.
 
280KnicksFan
      Donor
      ID: 439341814
      Sun, Nov 10, 2002, 03:58
 
281RecycledSpinalFluid
      ID: 211013916
      Sun, Nov 10, 2002, 04:00

While were looking at Mavericks, does Steve Nash win crappiest haircut for the mop on his head?
 
282vinsanity
      Donor
      ID: 301027818
      Sun, Nov 10, 2002, 05:25
is that really steve nash? i don't think so.
 
283Aston Martin
      ID: 17011309
      Sun, Nov 10, 2002, 05:40
How can I post pictures? I will post the pictures of Shaq and Kobe as the ugliest players.
 
284Samuli
      ID: 55105128
      Sun, Nov 10, 2002, 07:52
I think RSF knows that's not Nash... That's Evan Eschmeyer. He says "While we're looking at Mavericks..." and then brings Nash on the table. Makes sense. By the way, this is Steve "Scary Spice" Nash. Someone, please hold my hand.

 
285Tree
      ID: 11035121
      Sun, Nov 10, 2002, 08:03
as long as Nash gives up the rock like he does and helps lead the mavs to the promised land, i don't care how awful his hair is.

in fact, the worse it looks, the better he plays...

Tree
owner of his own messed up hair..
 
286chode
      ID: 1810431921
      Sun, Nov 10, 2002, 12:18
Elizabeth Hurley didn't seem to mind Steve Nash's hair.

 
287Samuli
      ID: 55105128
      Sun, Nov 10, 2002, 12:58
I don't mind his hair, in fact mine is a bit similar but even more hippy. But look at those eyes, look at that grin. This guy fancies some baby-meat every now and then, oh yes he does.
 
288tmm
      ID: 401052122
      Tue, Nov 12, 2002, 05:28
kara walters is the ugliest wnba player
 
289KnicksFan
      Donor
      ID: 3974252
      Tue, Nov 12, 2002, 17:50
Coco Miller vs. Coco the Monkey
 
290MNG@college
      ID: 117422015
      Tue, Nov 12, 2002, 19:25
I don't know how to post a pic, but how could you forget this guy?
 
291Julius
      Donor
      ID: 121024129
      Thu, Nov 14, 2002, 17:51



Ugliest human ever...kinda relevant because he made that video with Michael Jordan
 
292Myboyjack
      Leader
      ID: 14826271
      Sat, Nov 16, 2002, 00:07
If you really want the lowdown on Michael Jackson's poor face...
 
293Rubalamp
      ID: 6615911
      Tue, Dec 17, 2002, 14:40
Butt
 
294KnicksFan
      Donor
      ID: 30815418
      Fri, Nov 14, 2003, 20:39
butt
 
295Hillbilly Delight
      Donor
      ID: 3610391421
      Fri, Nov 14, 2003, 22:41
I love this thread.

I don't know if many of you remember me, but I played fantasy hoops two years ago and spent a lot of time on this discussion board. Just wanted to drop a line and say hi to all the guys and thank guru for the use of the site.

HD
 
296wqrtyt
      ID: 541050418
      Fri, Nov 14, 2003, 22:45
haha, nice
 
297Perm Dude
      Dude
      ID: 30792616
      Fri, Nov 14, 2003, 22:53
Hey HD! Where ya been?

I see many of the ugly players are retired now, but Miami just brought back Tyrone Hill for one last Ugly Man Tour.

pd
 
298celts all the way
      ID: 40201521
      Sat, Nov 15, 2003, 20:08
I think someone should feed Kerry Kittles he is an ugly man
 
299Da Bomb
      ID: 43359416
      Sun, May 15, 2005, 19:48
nice team
 
300deejay
      ID: 41412168
      Mon, May 16, 2005, 09:19
my vote goes to michael ruffin !

 
301Outsidergua
      ID: 93551414
      Mon, May 16, 2005, 13:03
Why is it that no one ever voted for Ben Wallace,
That is one ugly son of b*&@!
He'd be one of my favorites to win the Lost Link Award.
 
302Logan47474
      Sustainer
      ID: 421021139
      Thu, Oct 26, 2006, 09:15
Don't mean to bring this back into discussion, but I just saw this picture on ESPN of Robert Swift after he sprained his knee, and was shocked and horrified.

And is it just me, or does Zach Randolph look more than slightly deranged in his player profile picture?
 
303allhair allstars
      ID: 469172022
      Thu, Oct 26, 2006, 22:19
Swift looks a lot like Brian May with red hair in that photo.
 
304Mark L
      ID: 39928322
      Thu, Oct 26, 2006, 22:23
There's AA, keeping himself alive.
 
305silk
      ID: 451054320
      Fri, Nov 03, 2006, 21:58
how bout patrick ewing link
 
306wqrtyt
      ID: 517212322
      Tue, Nov 07, 2006, 17:32
good to see this thread rejuvinated
 
307 Crivello
      ID: 11122621
      Wed, Feb 06, 2008, 22:22
Who was the comedian making fun of Tyrone Hill?
 
308wqrtyt
      ID: 1611263014
      Wed, Dec 30, 2015, 15:31
Any new additions? Boban, the big guy for
the Spurs possibly?