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Subject: Song Parody - You can call me Art!


  Posted by: Addicted - Sustainer [610441810] Sat, Dec 01, 2001, 21:44


You Can Call Me Art



A man posts on the board,
He says, Anybody getting Dion Glover now?
Anybody getting Dion Glover?
Glover will be going up alot.
If he has a big night tomorrow night.
I want a shot at a money-train.
Don't want to end up with Tinsley,
Use that last trade .....

Money-train, Money-train,
Glover's a money-train.
Well it's the night of the game.
Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly,
5.5 TSNP for Glover. Oh dear.
You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore ....

If you'll be my point guard,
I can then get K-mart!
I can call you money-train,
And money-train, when you call me,
You can call me Art!

A man posts on the board,
He says, Who should I get for Coleman?
I've already got Gasol,
And whoa, my nights are so long!
Where's my wife and family?
What do you think of Swift?
He could give my team a lift?
Got to use that trade,
Colman's losing money everyday
Why's Swift not playing...
Hyperextended Elbow...

If you'll be my point guard,
I can then get K-mart!
I can call you money-train,
And money-train, when you call me,
You can call me Art!

A man posts on the board,
Ratlif's out for 8 weeks,
What do you think of Nazr,
He's been good at pulling boards.
I'm gonna dump Mihm for him.
Yeah he's got a good schedule...
Why can't Nazr stay out of foul trouble.
Going to hold still.
Nope going to trade to Miller.
Yeah Miller been great.
Now Nazr puts up points.
Why didn't he do that,
the first time around...

If you'll be my point guard,
I can then get K-mart!
I can call you money-train,
And money-train, when you call me,
You can call me Art!


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1soggybottomboys
      ID: 101027280
      Sat, Dec 01, 2001, 22:15
What about a little Johnny Cash tune:

Harpering of Fire

I fell in...to a Harper...ring of fire
I picked up D C, because his RV will go higher
Now it burns, burns, burns
My Harper...ring of fire
My Harper...ring of fire

Yeah, I fell in...to a Harper..ring of fire
That SOB ain't playin...I wish he would retire
I got burned, burned, burned
And I'm on fire
My Harper...ring of fire
 
2Roar
      Donor
      ID: 27927417
      Sat, Dec 01, 2001, 22:27
LOL, Addicted. Another classic.
 
3MajicFaker
      ID: 16101171
      Sun, Dec 02, 2001, 01:18
Addicted-
Thanks for the laugh, but now I've got this
stupid tune in my head... It's going to haunt
me all night now!