| Posted by: cEHp and KnicksFan
- [3974252] Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 01:25
Here's something that we came up with to have a little fun. Mind you, we realize it could get out of hand so we have alerted a moderator who will be keeping a close eye on things.
This is just the beginning, feel free to add your own (and we’ll add some more too), but keep things (relatively) clean. We will also be taking requests, so just post anything you want to be “limericized” and we will do our best. Enjoy!
There is a guy named Ender Who coaches the female gender When his girls lose, He breaks out the booze, And cries “We coulda been a contender!”
A 76ers fan named Mike D, Is a pro wrestling fan, you see On lonely nights He wears rubber tights And screams “No one can challenge me!”
YOUNGBUCK stole a ball, And he isn’t remorseful at all, But he will shed tears When in 20 years He will be cleaning a bathroom stall There's no debater harder to budge Than a Gurupie by the name of Sludge He'll argue till you’re in tears For the rest of your years But his record you never will smudge.
The Eurogurupies are mates Who play fantasy sports like true greats But they don’t realize, That they can’t win a prize, Unless they move here to the States.
Much of Ultimate's cash generation Comes from Italians, Germans and Croatians For TSN surmizes Since they aren't eligible for prizes That their entry fees are merely donations
There once was a Gurupie named Ref Who went to a comedy jam that was def The comics were so good That he spit out his food And really insulted the chef
There once was a Dude named Perm Who used his name as a baseball term It quickly caught on And before he knew it his spawn Had spread through the boards like a germ
Mattingly In The Hall? That guy doesn’t belong there at all! But MITH will insist That he will be pissed Until Donny Baseball gets the call
There once was a gurupie named Bleeeeeeep [Moderated by a gurupie who's name ends in "ay"] Who moderated the boards all day Like a great Russian Spy Wiped the profanity dry Keeping the message boards a safe place to play
There is a famous gurupie, Dave R Who last year was the big star He spent his cash On a big team stash But he’s too old to remember how many there are!
Political gurupie Baldwin, Stands up for what he believes in, He says, “Liberals go to hell, And you hippies as well, Let us conservatives take out Osama Bin.”
Should the United States legalize pot? Seattle Zen says, “Why not?” He smokes it all day, And his cares fly away, He says, “it no cause brain my to rot”
There once lived a man named Addicted Whose parodies were never predicted From out of the blue He'd spoof something new Then vanish like he never existed
There is a Bucks fan named PGunn Who makes posting questions no fun, He’ll berate what you write But deep down inside He’s as soft as a freshly baked bun
There is a gurupie named RFS His GMD team was the best But then he cut me Now I’m sad as can be ‘Till he picks me up, I will not rest
Number one manager Jedman, Will no longer be an also-ran But we are not glad For this manager’s sad Because he is a Warriors fan.
There lived a chap named Erik B. Who worked as a Sporting News Employee Listened to complaints all day About not wanting to pay Showing patience you rarely will see
There once was a gurupie named J Who liked to start his team the next day, His team in a bind, So far behind, And the money cushion now gone away.
There was a gurupie named Smack Whose team was always in back He posted all day Of plans gone astray And of his love for Robert Pack
A visionary named Dave Hall Rules the world of fantasy ball He waits for donations With remarkable patience So he’ll have money to spend at the mall.
brought to you by: KnicksFan & CanEHdian Pride
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| 1 | Clach
ID: 4112529 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 01:30
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Great stuff!
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| 2 | Perm Dude Leader
ID: 0059248 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 01:32
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hahaha! Blue hen is going to molt when he reads this!
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| 3 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 3974252 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 02:03
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This one was left out by accident:
There was a gurupie named AP10 Who bets and bets again If he loses his dough He'll post Best Bets standings no mo' So lets all hope that he'll win!
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| 4 | rage_22 Donor
ID: 4582621 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 15:16
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Wow, this is hilarious. I am laughing out loud.
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| 5 | Dave R Leader
ID: 47635299 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 15:20
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LOL
But geez I'm not THAT old
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| 6 | DR Stars
ID: 0839516 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 16:11
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Great ones, KnicksFan & CanEHdian Pride, LOL
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| 7 | 2PaC
ID: 15944301 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 16:26
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u should put my t-mac "the vein" "the axillary" reference in there!
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| 8 | Dave R Leader
ID: 12441623 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 16:54
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Let me add one
Our good friend Philflyboy Without anyone in his employ Posts the standings each day And does so without pay He think his computer's a toy
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| 9 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 3974252 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 16:59
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Good one Dave R. I guess you aren't that old.
Here you go 2PaC
If you thought 2PaC was dead, Then you missed the thread, Where he called TMac "The Vein" And gained instant fame, "I think it's the axillary", he said
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| 10 | leggestand Sustainer
ID: 25022911 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 17:18
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(Not sure how to bold names)
There once was a guy named KnicksFan Who must of had a lot of time on his hands He can make up some rhymes At the drop of a dime About all the gurupies in the land
We also can't forget about Pride who played survivor bball (west side) like leggestand he was voted against just because, he fought for his team til it died
Not as good as your guys', but it was fun to try.
Good work guys!!!
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| 11 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 3974252 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 17:31
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LOL thanks dude!
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| 12 | 624
ID: 60503116 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 18:31
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Great work Knicks fan. That was funny.
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| 13 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 3974252 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 19:07
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A gurupie named 624 Says winning his division's a bore It is really a breeze Beating SmackDown with ease Because Smack posts his trades before.
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| 14 | rage_22 Donor
ID: 4582621 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 19:19
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LOL
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| 15 | U.G.G.
ID: 27049122 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 19:26
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there once was a Freak named GolfFreak said he liked golf but really like the waitress with big Hooters!
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| 16 | Dave R Leader
ID: 12441623 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 19:39
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U.G.H.
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| 17 | 624
ID: 60503116 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 19:39
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LOL knicks
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| 18 | ksoze Sustainer
ID: 50643419 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 19:41
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Great job CanEHdian Pride and knicks, LOL.
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| 19 | U.G.G.
ID: 27049122 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 20:11
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Dave maybe this would help post #40 http://rotoguru1.com/cgi-bin/mb/hoop/8804.shtml?1041645453
Sorry for the Hooters remark i know how you non-Euro's freak out when you see breast!
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| 20 | Mike D Donor
ID: 31022116 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 20:15
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We drool uncontrollably. Then drool some more.
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| 21 | Dave R Leader
ID: 12441623 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 20:25
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U.G.G.
You missed the point, that was a horriblw limerick, ugh get it?
I like Hooters, myself
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| 22 | Seattle Zen Donor
ID: 554192913 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 20:53
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Cough, hack, cough
Ya, mon, Jah be wit cha!
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| 23 | U.G.G.
ID: 27049122 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 20:53
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I humbly ask for your forgiveness Dave! A rapper I'm not! Or a limericker :) And not all Germans don't support the USA! Take the mad man out before true damagae is done!
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| 25 | Dave R Leader
ID: 12441623 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 21:10
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U.G.G.
Don't understand your last post.
You are fogiven if thats what you want to hear.
My point was that it wasn,t a limerick, maybe had relavancy. I'm not a limericker either.
And what does Germany have to do with anything?
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| 26 | CanEHdian Pride Donor
ID: 48936413 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 21:12
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A little something for the Chatroom Tools
Let me tell ya 'bout CanEHdian Pride who had a grooming secret he never would hide to the wickets he'd shave and always would rave "You really shouldn't knock it til you've tried!"
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| 28 | Athletics Guy
ID: 28138417 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 21:58
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LOL @ Post 26
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| 29 | ksoze Sustainer
ID: 50643419 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 22:07
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ROTFLMAO @ 26
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| 30 | Rand Donor
ID: 83231216 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 22:17
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Thanks CanEHdian Pride and KnicksFan, I've read this thread 3 times now and I'm still laughing out loud.
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| 31 | Dan Sustainer
ID: 0229323 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 23:40
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LMFAO @ 26!!!
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| 32 | CanEHdian Pride Donor
ID: 48936413 Thu, Feb 06, 2003, 23:42
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I knew that would bring the ole crew outta the woodwork.
Chatroom Tools 4 Life!
Anyone up for some trivia for old times sake?
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| 33 | Chestergreat Sustainer
ID: 1815969 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 00:37
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Great O.T. fun guys.
Kudos from an interloper from the Hockey boards.
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| 34 | Mike D Donor
ID: 31022116 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 00:39
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Any limericks over there?
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| 35 | Ref Donor
ID: 27016179 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 01:30
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haha...and to think I almsot didn't read this thread. I would have missed out. But I gotta admit, Def Comedy Jam can make you laugh pretty hard ;)
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| 36 | 2PaC
ID: 15944301 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 01:37
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hahaha Knicksfan,,,,,,,,very impressive!!!! good job!!!
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| 37 | KTx
ID: 3129110 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 01:46
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ahh way to go EH! =)
Post 26 is great stuff!
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| 38 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 3974252 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 01:54
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I'm wasted, so this is what I came up with:
Did you hear about Rand Al'Thor? He decided his name was a bore, He cut off the end, And went on the mend, But now his you-know-what is sore.
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| 39 | allhair allstars
ID: 2014071 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 02:40
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So... a guy and a Gut walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey not so fast..." We don't serve their kind here, No Boilermakers, just beer! Ender leaves but the Gut has a blast.
"What about Bob?" they said to me once, Said I, "Hmmm... just what do you mean?" "It's been rather too long since he's been on the scene, And his posts turned somebody green."
The Mike to which I am referring ends his name with a D, non-recurring. Better guy rarely found, Posts for laughs, not to pound, With good words for those found most deserving.
The Dave to which I'm referring ends his name with an R, non-recurring... Oh, hold on...
Good guys don't always finish last, As shown by Dave R this year past, Never used to start posts, Now he’s practically the host, "Sandorders and Sons?" Come on… had to laugh!
Beyond all reason and comprehension, Are his macros; they’ve caused me great tension. RecycledSpinalFluid’s to blame, He’s top notch, all the same, Hey, how’d you do that cool thing, anyway?
KB was an original great; His 8ers were always top rate. Got tired of winning, Back to discs he got spinning, And left first place to some other one's fate.
Philflyboy's a Gurupie's Gurupie; Never shirking his duties, why would he? Still year after year, His standings appear. Three cheers for Sir Consistency!
And now for the man we call “Ticketmaster” Be it Bucks or Brewers or Packers. You make sure of this first, Get ‘em twice, doesn’t hurt, Mark L’s directions won’t get you there faster.
J is a bum. He drinks lots of rum. His 'Noles got no Sugar, Still he roots with great vigor, And the dish ran a way with the spoon.
:)
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| 40 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 3974252 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 03:14
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The Allstars of Allhair Disappeared in his lair, We thought he was gone, But, hey, we were wrong, He came back to post poems over there.
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| 41 | Mike D Donor
ID: 31022116 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 07:35
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Classy stuff, and great reminders of days gone past guys. AA, thanks for the kind words. KnicksFan and CP, how'd you know I do that? ;)
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| 42 | Bob Marley
ID: 2410192222 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 11:17
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Hey, i know im only a newbie around here but can anyone think of a limerick about me and the pacers.
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| 43 | J Leader
ID: 49346417 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 12:13
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woohoo an allhair sighting!!!!!
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| 44 | CanEHdian Pride Donor
ID: 48936413 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 13:36
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Ask and ye shall receive
A gurupie who was a huge Indy fan took his his handle from a great Rastaman hope Bob Marley's not holding his breath 'cause it could be long after death when a Championship comes to Pacerland
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| 45 | CanEHdian Pride Donor
ID: 48936413 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 13:43
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A gurupie named aLlEn IvErSoN always made reading his posts so much fun smelling mistakes by the myriad and he never used a period but you always knew when his sentences were dunn.
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| 46 | Pancho Villa Donor
ID: 46113919 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 14:00
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A Knicks Fan is so full of sorrow Scott Layden from Utah they borrow With no Three D from Spree and McDyess a bad knee You can kiss off the playoffs tomorrow
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| 47 | CanEHdian Pride Donor
ID: 48936413 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 14:02
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Smelling mistakes?
Polk's Law strikes again!
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| 48 | louky Sustainer
ID: 527283021 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 14:07
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Great thread guys, perfect timing going into the break, something fun going on, on the boards.
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| 49 | RecycledSpinalFluid
ID: 42121814 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 14:10
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LOL, I thought smelling was on purpose.
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| 50 | beastiemiked Sustainer
ID: 29145419 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 14:18
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Haha @26. I really was trying to come up with a similar one for you but they all ended up to vulgar to post.
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| 51 | CanEHdian Pride Donor
ID: 48936413 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 14:22
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somethin' about chopping off a certain body part?
Yeah, i went down that road too but finally came up with a PG version.
Glad all the tools are representing!
I'll try to come up with a little something for all of you but right now I'm trying to come up with 2 other words that rhyme with Twarpy
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| 52 | Perm Dude Leader
ID: 0059248 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 14:33
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A printer problem for Tree Left him befuddled, cross, and angry. His printer won't hookup His driver won't lookup The service we know won't be free!
pd
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| 53 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 3974252 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 15:28
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The gurupie hippie named Tree Is usually a cheerful enviroweenie But his printer won't comply And it is making him cry Thinking about all the paper wasted by he.
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| 54 | Jazz Dreamers Sustainer
ID: 18015269 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 15:29
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You guys are really good at these! Thanks for the fun.
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| 55 | Perm Dude Leader
ID: 0059248 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 15:29
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Ooo, another Gurupie Limerick Smackdown!
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| 56 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 3974252 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 15:30
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;)
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| 57 | Rand Donor
ID: 83231216 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 15:33
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Thanks KnicksFan, it's the thought that counts;)
OK, I'll try one, not sure if it qualifies as a limerick, but what the heck...
Micheal whose name was spelled weird Shared his good cheer in a caustic veneer Never letting on how much that he cared 'Til disaster relief Took him away from here
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| 58 | CanEHdian Pride Donor
ID: 48936413 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 15:35
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The gurupie Jazz Dreamer will swear Mailman and Stock will bring home the hardware I hope this comes true because without those two His dreams will turn into a nightmare
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| 59 | KevinL Donor
ID: 44112616 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 15:44
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A Gurupie was called KevinL He was patiently waiting until It seemed no one would write A rhyme 'bout him tonight So he said "you can all go to #^%$"
Just kidding, great stuff guys, keep it up!
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| 60 | Jazz Dreamers Sustainer
ID: 18015269 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 15:47
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I must admit that CanEHdian Pride into my feeble mind has pried. Dreams of Ostertag, the 7 foot punchingbag, have a horror that can't be denied.
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| 61 | CanEHdian Pride Donor
ID: 48936413 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 15:49
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LMAO JD....that is a keeper!
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| 62 | PGunn
ID: 520212611 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 15:53
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Gurupie named GolfFreak was a sad man cause he could never get sex from his wife BucksFan He cheers, and cheers every nite for Milwaukee cause if the BUCKS win he might get lucky
Lame ;)
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| 63 | Ender
ID: 13443221 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 15:54
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There's got to be one with a reference to the infamous #2 thread (wasn't it smallwhirled that couldn't drop the deuce?).
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| 64 | philflyboy Leader
ID: 407561421 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 15:54
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thanks Dave R and AA for the kind words. Great to see you post again AA.
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| 65 | CanEHdian Pride Donor
ID: 48936413 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 15:58
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That's it Ender....we are trying to celebrate the great history of Rotoguru.com with this thread. If anyone can think of other classic RGDot moments that deserve to be cast in limmerick form feel free to bring them up.
I'm not familiar with the aforementioned moment but I'll do my best.
PGun....don't give up your day job! :) (Limmerick = 5 lines)
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| 66 | PGunn
ID: 520212611 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 16:00
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LOL CPride, guess it's a poem then.
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| 67 | KevinL Donor
ID: 44112616 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 16:00
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#2
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| 68 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 3974252 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 16:00
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Phantasy Stars was an interesting dude, He challenged us Eboons to beat him - how rude! His team fell to last, And it happened so fast That we all laughed till we choked on our food.
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| 69 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 3974252 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 16:05
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Can you imagine a case Where the dominant race Are fantasy nuts Who sit on their butts Planet of the Eboons is that place
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| 70 | philflyboy Leader
ID: 407561421 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 16:06
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I can give you 85 million reasons to make a limerick ;)
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| 71 | CanEHdian Pride Donor
ID: 48936413 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 16:09
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****Please don't read if you're squeamish********
Smallwhirled is a regular user who was havin' trouble hangin' a deucer Gurupies all offered their cure to stop the pain he had to endure but there was nothin' that would make his stool looser
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| 72 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 3974252 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 16:15
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Smallwhirled had a problem for sure His pooper was working no more Gurupies gave him good tips, But his cheeks tightened their grips, And 2 years later he still needs a cure.
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| 73 | louky Sustainer
ID: 527283021 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 16:16
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There once was a gurupie named Polk One of Bellies original folk We don't see him much around here ThePolitical forum I fear Looking for deeper debates to provoke
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| 74 | beastiemiked Sustainer
ID: 3531815 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 16:21
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There's a gurupie named Dan missing school is his plan his dream since the day he was born was satisfied when he starred in a porn too bad now all he has is his hand.
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| 75 | Bob Marley
ID: 2410192222 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 16:22
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Haha guys this is great. Thanks ceHP the one about me is great.
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| 77 | Dave R Leader
ID: 12441623 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 16:50
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Louky had been around for awhile But for a while went into exile but now he is back seems to be on track and giving us reason to smile
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| 78 | beastiemiked Sustainer
ID: 3531815 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 17:07
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In the land up north there's a man named Toral on the Politics forum he's known as Mr. Moral his real name is al the "Tor" stands for his locale have your own fun with this line using "oral".
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| 79 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 3974252 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 17:13
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Vilica is the guy who knows Why my computer just suddenly froze He says it will be reborn If I delete all my porn I said "I'm never getting rid of those hoes!"
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| 80 | Guru
ID: 330592710 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 17:13
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Someone named PGunn often posts here, And his usual style is to jeer. The question's been asked If his posts could be masked, So that maybe he'd just disappear!
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| 81 | Dave R Leader
ID: 12441623 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 17:19
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LOL guru
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| 82 | Dave R Leader
ID: 12441623 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 17:26
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There's a GURU named Dave Hall Who's efforts benefits us all His forum is great He's got alot on plate Make a donation and don't make it small
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| 83 | CanEHdian Pride Donor
ID: 48936413 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 17:32
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Dave R played Ultimate Hoops and won it was so easy that he wasn't having much fun so he thought it'd be a joy co-owning a team with his boy so he created team Sanforders & Son
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| 84 | Vilica Sustainer
ID: 12811817 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 17:35
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Hopeful be the Memphis Fan, that Jerry West got a plan Toolin' round in his 20" rims all about them benjamins He be bling-blingin', man.
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| 85 | Dave R Leader
ID: 12441623 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 17:36
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woohoo, I have 3 limericks
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| 86 | beastiemiked Sustainer
ID: 3531815 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 17:47
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aLlEn IvErSoN used to be immature a little taste of college was the cure with words like butthurt and dunn talking to him was a lot of fun without him the chatroom lost some of its allure.
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| 87 | CanEHdian Pride Donor
ID: 48936413 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 17:51
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BUTTHURT! LOL!
Those were the days!
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| 88 | PGunn
ID: 520212611 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 18:52
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Boooooooooooo, GURU. ;)
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| 89 | beastiemiked Sustainer
ID: 29145419 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 18:59
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I love the ratings for this thread, 3 1's and 9 5's.
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| 90 | smallwhirled Donor
ID: 17152614 Fri, Feb 07, 2003, 22:04
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This really is a great thread! Nice to see some names of the past.
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| 91 | Tim G Donor
ID: 209141819 Sat, Feb 08, 2003, 01:50
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There was a young lady from Nantucket...
...that goes nowhere, nothing rhymes with Nantucket.
There was a young man named Enis...
...fenis, wenis...nope
Maybe Benny Hill has some ideas...
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| 92 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 3974252 Sat, Feb 08, 2003, 01:52
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Ohhh how I wish I could post my Nantucket ones!
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| 93 | Memphis Fan
ID: 36851518 Sat, Feb 08, 2003, 02:52
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Vilica:
LOL! Dont hate on the ride! ;)
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| 94 | Great One Donor
ID: 41136511 Sat, Feb 08, 2003, 03:06
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I started the original epic Phantasy Stars thread when I made fun of him for something... and that really got the ball rolling with that guy... but I think Guru has trashed all remains of all threads involving him... anyone got a copy or remember what I am talking about. This was over two years ago I believe.
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| 96 | Great One Donor
ID: 41136511 Sat, Feb 08, 2003, 03:33
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good - but like i said at the end of that one... still not the original - by this time PS had become a little less abrasive. the first thread was vicious, offensive, and just as creative.
I remember he told us all that he was surely going to finish #1 WWR at the end of the season... and he was gonna do it to prove all of us to be fools. This coming from a guy who - when LAC had a 5 in 7 or some stretch like that -picked up like 7 Clippers... which is what I was referring to at the end of that thread.
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| 97 | rockafellerskank Sustainer
ID: 461124288 Sat, Feb 08, 2003, 08:36
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There once was a TSN dude named Bernie Hou When problems cropped up, he knew what to do He and Erik B make quite a dynamic duo but their skills as managers are suspect, you know? but they've made the game so much the better for me and you!
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| 98 | bd Donor
ID: 4911511420 Sat, Feb 08, 2003, 09:34
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Not a gurupie but about a player...
There was a player named Robert Pack With two decent games he proclaimed "I am Back" The masses started buyin' Now their all cryin' For it's trades and TSN points they lack.
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| 99 | Bernie H.
ID: 33703110 Sat, Feb 08, 2003, 09:59
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thanks, rfs..
but try again; my name's pronounced "how"... :)
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| 100 | CanEHdian Pride Donor
ID: 48936413 Sat, Feb 08, 2003, 12:32
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'Twas a Gurupie who often would boast that he was better at limmericks then most though this may have been untrue one thing that he knew is that he could brag that he had the 100th post
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| 101 | Tree
ID: 22052618 Sat, Feb 08, 2003, 13:51
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There is a Gurupie named Tree he wants his printer fixed for free i paid 99 bucks for this $h!t ain't paying nothing extra for it yessirree, that's me
to help me on the phone, canon tried to charge me 10 bucks causing yours truly to say what the F<>ck customer support doesn't exist anymore every stupid company is a money whore and every nerve of mine they pluck
well, the damned thing still doesn't work doesnt buying it get me ANY perk? i called again, to try and get aid clearly the canon rep needs to get la!d because the bunghole was still a jerk
so, here i sit, broken hearted my printer done died, it's dearly departed still, i'm not quite ready to quit even though my computer is a money pit Even though i'm right back where i started.
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| 102 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 3974252 Sat, Feb 08, 2003, 14:34
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At center from Georgetown, number 33 Patrick Ewing was as great as can be He never got a ring But thats a minor thing He's still the greatest Knick to me.
A massive inside force named Oak Was stronger than rum without coke He had rebounding skills And ball-diving spills And in the clutch he never did choke.
That bust by the name of Charles Smith His basketball talent was myth That layup he tried, But Pippen denied And so we sentenced him to death.
The cinderella story of John Starks From grocery store to shooting 3's with good arcs He was the fan fave And was all the rave Until the finals when he missed all the marks
Derek Harper was an aging point guard Who came every game to play hard His passing adept But we all wept When he left the job to Charlie Ward
Awesome 6th man Anthony Mason Was as wide as the Amazon Basin He would shave in his head Quotes that we all read Such as "Mase in yo face"-n
And there was the coach, Pat Riley Who drew up plays that were wiley He loved to win But thought it a sin To wear anything but Armani styley
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| 103 | Slackjawed Yokel Sustainer
ID: 50242216 Sat, Feb 08, 2003, 15:47
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A type of nerd exists called a Gurupie Known to be quite obsessed and loopy. Trackin' TSNP in their head, Plannin' their trades out in bed, is why in the day, their eyes are all droopy.
They buy a dish to watch every game, with hopes of joining the hall of fame. 'Wait, what's up with Corey Maggette? If only I had a machete - my season has gone down in flames!'
Their hunger for fantasy sports not yet sated, a game within a game they have created. Drafting other fantasy geeks, and dropping them on odd weeks seems quite odd to the uninitiated.
But as a Gurupie, this you must spy- Examine the word closely with your eye. We all really know who's running the show. Without the Guru, we'd only be pie, mmm pie.
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| 104 | Guru
ID: 330592710 Sat, Feb 08, 2003, 16:22
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mmm...pie
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| 105 | balls Donor
ID: 369321112 Sat, Feb 08, 2003, 23:32
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There was once a Small World moderator named Lou who had absolutely no clue He had this strange fascination about Anthony Mason so strong was his love that he jumped into a basin He has since moved on and now lives with a kangaroo.
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| 106 | balls Donor
ID: 369321112 Sat, Feb 08, 2003, 23:40
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lol, guru
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| 107 | Dave R Leader
ID: 12441623 Sun, Feb 09, 2003, 13:46
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There's a Gurupie named Blackjack, you hear Who last season had a heck of a year He's got a plan for sure His picks are so pure He's always a player to fear
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| 108 | Dave R Leader
ID: 12441623 Sun, Feb 09, 2003, 13:58
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We've all heard of Jumpball In the LRV he stands tall He's always the champ On that game he has a clamp He makes the rest of us feel small
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| 109 | Dave R Leader
ID: 12441623 Sun, Feb 09, 2003, 14:40
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VIdevilrays What kind of name is that anyways Although it's his claim That Baseball's his game He does well whatever he plays
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| 110 | allhair allstars
ID: 19112921 Sun, Feb 09, 2003, 22:12
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For this exercise we lay partial blame On a guy who once called himself Shame. Find him drinking LaBatts As he sits 'round and chats. CanEHdian Pride is his name.
I once met a guy from out west, In town vending machine markets to test, Sat 'round, had a chat, The guy gave me his hat. Gurupie Jedman, he's one of the best.
When seeking permission say please or he'll wipe out your next words with ease. Some moderators are lazy, Not Perm Dude, he's crazy, Just watch out for his legalese.
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| 111 | xpdurmind Donor
ID: 410492320 Sun, Feb 09, 2003, 23:03
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Here,I met a chap named Dave R. A champ above the rest by far He started slow ,but he took our blow And started gaining back his seat in the first row
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| 114 | xpdurmind Donor
ID: 410492320 Sun, Feb 09, 2003, 23:54
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But the king of the hill is another fellow He sits atop the fantasy world all cool and mellow He dissect, he projects,assimilates and reports An alternate universe of fantasy in sports
Guru as he’s called by his peers Created this forum to ease our fears Others call him Dave Hall Still playing with the joy of a kid with his first ball
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| 115 | Dave R Leader
ID: 12441623 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 00:31
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I'm sure you've heard of Bandwagon's curse Last year it couldn't be worse He's a fantasy stud For sure he's no dud He's a threat to win the top prize purse
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| 116 | wazaaap_guy
ID: 78101216 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 01:49
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As the gurupie WG he's known but his name in the thread was not shown "they've all got one but me even youngbuck, oak, and tree so why not just make up my own"
sorry its gay but its also 1 45 am and im tired.
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| 117 | CanEHdian Pride Donor
ID: 48936413 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 07:38
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One day a man named Allhair told all us 'bout his team of players who best used their hair folicles Quite some time has past since he elected this cast Hope he saved an extra slot for Ben Wallace
;)
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| 119 | Dave R Leader
ID: 54449116 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 07:51
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There's a guy I call XP No funnier name there could be He's having a great season It's one of the reasons He leads my team GMD
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| 120 | PGunn
ID: 520212611 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 07:56
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119 posts to this thread Really boggles my head As, I've told my wife GURUPIES have no life And they are all sick in the head
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| 121 | DR Stars
ID: 0839516 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 08:07
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There's no love for me in here, and I can't even begin to write one for myself... so please, "anyone, anyone, Bueller?"
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| 122 | Dave R Leader
ID: 47635299 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 10:19
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We've all heard of DR Stars Who plays the game from a far I can only surmize Since he's ineligible for the prize Competetion keeps his game above par
Hows that DR
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| 124 | blue hen Leader
ID: 40029714 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 14:17
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PGunn rhymed "head" with "head" - that's a major no-no.
There once was a Gurupie named Twarp About the Raptors and Lawhorn he'd harp But he's out of luck Cause now they both suck And this rhyme is a real piece of carp.
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| 125 | slam
ID: 481261013 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 14:26
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there once was a gurupie named SmackDown who gave his advice in this town i listened to him and my points became slim now my WWR makes me frown
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| 126 | DR Stars
ID: 0839516 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 14:40
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Thanks Dave R, I'm printing it. ;)
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| 127 | R
ID: 241221016 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 17:22
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#125 slam: hahahahahahaha
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| 128 | Dave R Leader
ID: 12441623 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 17:26
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There's a guy from north of the border Who's teams are always in order We know him as Twarpy He sure is a sharpie But I wouldn't want him to marry my daughter
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| 129 | RecycledSpinalFluid
ID: 42121814 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 17:33
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How do you do one about Twarpy and not include Modergate 2000?
(Side note...was it really that long ago?)
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| 130 | CanEHdian Pride Donor
ID: 48936413 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 17:42
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Twarpy is the resident sleuth who is always in search of the truth struck down Moderator Lou with only one clue putting an end to an episode so uncouth
don't worry RSF...your limmerick is in the works. Its been a long time coming for such a great Gurupie.
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| 131 | RecycledSpinalFluid
ID: 42121814 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 17:54
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psst...It was Moderator Mike...
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| 133 | Dave R Leader
ID: 12441623 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 18:01
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RSF is the spreadsheet wiz Computers must be his biz The standings we post He's the author of most I'm telling it like it is
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| 134 | PGunn
ID: 520212611 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 18:28
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We've had enough limericks from Dave R He's posted the most by far Most of them suck and with a little luck he'll stop cause his limericks are not up to par
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| 135 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 3974252 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 18:47
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PGunn displays little class Making comments that are crass He likes to make fun, Of almost everyone, He is an equal opportunity ass.
;)
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| 136 | PGunn
ID: 520212611 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 18:59
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LMAO KnicksFan.
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| 137 | PGunn
ID: 520212611 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 19:04
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The "Dell Dude" got busted for pot just when his career was getting so hot Now Dell will fire him and he'll go to prison and his cellmate will make his butt hurt alot
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| 138 | T
ID: 51151018 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 19:15
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#137 rhyming "him" and "prison" is pathetic but i considered the source and it made sense.
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| 139 | PGunn
ID: 520212611 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 19:17
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it's close enough man.
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| 140 | wiggs Donor
ID: 10261612 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 20:00
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knicksfan i like 135. that is great
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| 141 | Dan's Principal
ID: 17103822 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 20:05
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Dan is a kid who likes to skip class Next time he does, I may break out the teargas! He is constantly oversleeping But you won't find me weaping Because if he fails, he's gotta kiss my ass.
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| 142 | APerfect10 Leader
ID: 70412023 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 20:14
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#141 is the best one yet! Dan, you misbehaving again?
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| 143 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 3974252 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 20:17
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Farn and Wiggs Share the same digs One day Farn baked a pie And when he said "bye, bye" Wiggs went at it like Jason Biggs.
Sorry guys, those names are tough to rhyme!!!!
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| 144 | wiggs Donor
ID: 10261612 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 20:24
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Thanks alot knicksfan
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| 145 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 3974252 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 20:41
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That last limerick was just a joke (sorry if I offended)...here is a more serious one...
Gurupie Wiggs I will thank For running more leagues than rfskank Survivor and Head-to-Head Would be more fun if I led Is 5th a respectable rank?
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| 146 | wiggs Donor
ID: 10261612 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 20:43
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thanks knicks. i like that better.
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| 147 | J Leader
ID: 49346417 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 22:29
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KTx is the world's worst commissioner But not bad for a foreigner Now he's become a USC Trojan So I know I'll beat him by a large margin Our leagues are always quite the yawner.
Smallwhirled is my Seminole bud who stands tall He made his mark finishing #2 in baseball We usually chat about SW every morning I'm usually the one who's yawning Because his internet connection is his downfall
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| 149 | KTx
ID: 3129110 Mon, Feb 10, 2003, 22:38
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First of all, I'm not the worst commissioner... you are... you screw over the point system everytime you are the commish
Second, You haven't and never will beat me by any margin =P
Third, the league is a yawner for you because you are always too far behind =D
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| 151 | Athletics Guy
ID: 30139723 Tue, Feb 11, 2003, 04:16
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Re 149
Yes, ou are the worst commissioner ever!
Second, J beat you in baseball last season.
Third, you should give up because I'm never giving up this lead!
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| 152 | J Leader
ID: 49346417 Tue, Feb 11, 2003, 12:49
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busted!
not a limerick, but a just got a funny email dealing with poetry:
The National Poetry contest had come down to 2 semi-finalists: A Yale graduate and Newfoundlander. They were given a single word, then allowed 2 minutes to come up with a poem that contained that word. The word given was: TIMBUKTU First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped up to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan. Men on camels, two by two Destination: Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy ! No way could the Newfie top that, they thought. The Newfoundlander calmly made his way to the microphone and recited...
Me and Tim a huntin' we went, Met three gals in a pop-up tent. They was three and we was two, So I bucked one and Timbuktu.
The Newfie won hands down!
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| 153 | rage_22 Donor
ID: 4582621 Tue, Feb 11, 2003, 13:40
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That is hilarious stuff J.
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| 154 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 3974252 Tue, Feb 11, 2003, 15:16
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My Grandmother always tells me that joke LOL
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| 155 | KTx
ID: 3129110 Wed, Feb 12, 2003, 03:41
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He beat me last year?! damn... was J the commish of that league? I remember once when J killed the scoring system by "tweaking" it
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| 156 | Athletics Guy
ID: 30139723 Wed, Feb 12, 2003, 04:53
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Yeah, he beat you by using a loophole in his scoring system. Remember how we all laughed at him for having points for each IP when there was already a maximum limit for IP? Well, he was just barely under the max IP limit, and then he filled up his roster with almost every available starting pitcher that was going on the last day of the season. Needless to say, he had a very big day. :)
After having said that, I still think J is the best commissioner ever!
"1.1 Alex Rodriguez" That's all I gotta say! :D
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| 157 | J Leader
ID: 49346417 Wed, Feb 12, 2003, 13:42
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oh yeah, I forgot to tell KTx that he could do that ;)
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| 158 | KTx
ID: 3129110 Wed, Feb 12, 2003, 17:07
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Stupid loopholer!
I own u J!
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| 159 | Dan Sustainer
ID: 0229323 Wed, Feb 12, 2003, 18:27
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Ummmm can I just say, you both suck!?
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| 160 | J Leader
ID: 49346417 Wed, Feb 12, 2003, 19:32
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rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!!
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| 161 | cEHp @ school
ID: 411491311 Thu, Feb 13, 2003, 13:00
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A hot thread seems to have found a rut and since I'm a limmerick posting nut the interest once more i'll will gauge with a bump to the top of the page and if you don't like it you can kiss my BUTT
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| 162 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 439341814 Thu, Feb 13, 2003, 19:55
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This is the story of Shawn Kemp A bigger stooge than Moe or Shemp He threw away an All-Star career For burgers, fries and lots of beer As well as cocaine and smoking hemp.
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| 163 | KnicksFan Donor
ID: 30815418 Fri, Apr 08, 2005, 19:35
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Bring it back...
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