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| Posted by: Jag
- [28457122] Sat, Jun 07, 2008, 02:38
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions
in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as
California .
White minorities still trying to have English
recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United
States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual
marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will
take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over
by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now
be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in
2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to
$17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is
the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for
third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
Abortion clinics now available in every
High School in United States
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though
gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on
Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates
their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet,
seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers,
screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by
January 2030 .
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Floruba voters still having trouble with voting
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