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Subject: photo caption contest

  Posted by: Perm Dude - [497322512] Mon, Aug 25, 2008, 21:57
Let's have some fun. I'll post a pic with no contextual information at all. Come up with a funny caption.

No prizes--just the respect of your peers.
 
1Perm Dude
      ID: 497322512
      Mon, Aug 25, 2008, 22:03 		First image:


 
2sarge33rd
      ID: 76442923
      Mon, Aug 25, 2008, 22:03 		and the first caption (to the non-existent pic)

Illustration of ACs opinion of the lefts intellect.

subcaptioned: The amount of unadulterated truth in an AC article.
 
3sarge33rd
      ID: 76442923
      Mon, Aug 25, 2008, 22:04 		aw hell...you posted a pic. :(
 
4sarge33rd
      ID: 76442923
      Mon, Aug 25, 2008, 22:05 		"Thats a nice shirt you got there. What you want for it?"
 
5barilko6
      ID: 52612922
      Mon, Aug 25, 2008, 22:12 		Make that check out to Janet Reno...
 
6rockafellerskank
      Dude
      ID: 27652109
      Mon, Aug 25, 2008, 22:25 		"looks like rainy afternoon at the Seattle Hempfest...."
 
7Seattle Zen
      ID: 8748191
      Mon, Aug 25, 2008, 22:34 		"yeah, I host the Price is Right. I've got two tickets in my pocket. Want them?"
 
8biliruben
      Leader
      ID: 589301110
      Mon, Aug 25, 2008, 22:59 		The ferret in my pants isn't quite so bitey after the third toke.
 
9C,SuperFreak
      ID: 185431920
      Tue, Aug 26, 2008, 02:11 		"...Thanks Jim....I'm standing here at Coco Beach. We're anticipating that Hurricane Alberto will make landfall within the next hour or so. The 2018 hurricane season is shaping up to be one of the busiest in recent years. For CNN this is Anderson Cooper."
 
10Boldwin
      ID: 176322815
      Tue, Aug 26, 2008, 04:53 		I'm not only a legal expert, but I can really pick the ponies - Nancy Grace in old age
 
11Boxman
      ID: 571114225
      Tue, Aug 26, 2008, 06:33 		"And now, at this marvelous Democratic National Convention, allow me to introduce, the next President of the United States....BARACK OBAMA!"
 
12Tree
      ID: 15753265
      Tue, Aug 26, 2008, 06:57 		"yea, i know it was dishonest. looking like this, who listens to me? but trot out some skinny blonde illiterate hussy though and pretend she's the one writing, and those horny, repressed conservatives will hinge on my every word as if i'm the messiah."
 
13Perm Dude
      ID: 497322512
      Tue, Aug 26, 2008, 16:02 		New picture:

 
14Seattle Zen
      ID: 49112418
      Tue, Aug 26, 2008, 17:36 		Dateline: Denver -

"Okay, okay, OKAY, I'll cast my delegate vote for Sen. Obama. Please uncuff me from this sleigh."
 
15Boldwin
      ID: 6755268
      Tue, Aug 26, 2008, 17:44 		I think we can call the captioning for that picture closed.
 
16DWetzel at library
      ID: 367452712
      Wed, Aug 27, 2008, 13:59 		Picture #1: Strange, I didn't think John Goodman smoked.
 
17Perm Dude
      ID: 49742278
      Wed, Aug 27, 2008, 14:46 		Damn fine caption, Zen!

 
18biliruben
      ID: 38751812
      Wed, Aug 27, 2008, 15:31 		"You were looking for the Turkey?

The ferret ate it.

Where's the ferret...?"
 
19Myboyjack
      Dude
      ID: 014826271
      Wed, Aug 27, 2008, 16:44 		Welcome to the pantry of Se Ngyen, known as the Martha Stewart of Viet Nam.
 
20Boldwin
      ID: 6755268
      Wed, Aug 27, 2008, 19:28 		"Because you never know when you will need a sled dog."
 
21biliruben
      ID: 38751812
      Wed, Aug 27, 2008, 19:45 		MBJ texted.
 
22Pancho Villa
      ID: 51546319
      Wed, Aug 27, 2008, 20:15 		The next Food Network Star!
 
23J-Bar
      ID: 127202713
      Wed, Aug 27, 2008, 21:47 		picture #1

Damn the government, It's now illegal to smoke in my own house.

picture #3

Don't mind me, I was a little homesick.
 
24Taxman
      SuperDude
      ID: 029463114
      Wed, Aug 27, 2008, 21:51 		Latest fad diet craze: The Pounds Puppy Diet Dog Weight Loss Program
 
25Building 7
      ID: 174591519
      Wed, Aug 27, 2008, 22:05 		Honey, you know how the dog's been missing?
 
26astade
      ID: 1533770
      Wed, Aug 27, 2008, 23:00 		Leftovers?... Let's start by re-evaluating the term doggy bag
 
27Boldwin
      ID: 6755268
      Thu, Aug 28, 2008, 00:13
 
28sarge33rd
      ID: 76442923
      Thu, Aug 28, 2008, 00:14 		I eated your ham.
 
29Boldwin
      ID: 6755268
      Thu, Aug 28, 2008, 00:18 		"I too know the heartbreak and pain of a tragic middle name." - Hussein comforting Robbinette
 
30Perm Dude
      ID: 49742278
      Thu, Aug 28, 2008, 00:22 		Remember: We'll release your family in four years. Just do what we say and no one get's hurt.
 
31Nuclear Gophers
      ID: 567242723
      Thu, Aug 28, 2008, 00:25 		Same caption for 2 and 3 "Hillary is on the shelf"
 
32Boldwin
      ID: 6755268
      Thu, Aug 28, 2008, 00:32 		Heck, same caption for 1,2 and 3, NG.
 
33DWetzel
      ID: 33337117
      Thu, Aug 28, 2008, 00:41 		Photo #3: Taxidermy: It's no longer just for professionals.

Photo #4: Barack: What if we moved our forces from here, out along the coasts, then came in on two fronts, pinching in on them here and here? Would that work?

Joe: Not really. It's an electoral map, not Risk.
 
34Myboyjack
      Dude
      ID: 014826271
      Thu, Aug 28, 2008, 08:46 		Moments after seeing the photos, Obama named Biden as his running-mate. Joe kept the negatives in a secret location, just in case....
 
35Tree
      ID: 13714198
      Thu, Aug 28, 2008, 10:34 		"so Joe, let me get this straight...EVERY DAY they attach your disembodied head to that robotic body over there???"
 
36Seattle Zen
      ID: 49112418
      Thu, Aug 28, 2008, 13:14 		"Joe, look, I know how important Dr. Lee Bosley has been to your career, hell, just take a gander of your head from back here! But there is no way I'm naming him Secretary of the Interior, I don't care how many plugs he drilled into your dome...

Assistant Director of Bureau of Indian Affairs, take it or leave it."
 
37sarge33rd
      ID: 99331714
      Fri, Aug 29, 2008, 19:40 		"I'm telling ya, dont draft Adrian Peterson. Ladanian Tomlinson is your choice here."
 
38rockafellerskank
      Dude
      ID: 27652109
      Fri, Aug 29, 2008, 19:52 		"He picked Sarah who? "
 
39Wilmer McLean
      ID: 16746301
      Sat, Aug 30, 2008, 03:13 		RE 27: "Your name is Kunta Kinte"




(Gov. Palin is the one behind the gun)
 
40Perm Dude
      ID: 577243010
      Sat, Aug 30, 2008, 11:26 		ROFL!
 
41sarge33rd
      ID: 99331714
      Sat, Aug 30, 2008, 13:57 		Sarah Dukakis??
 
42revvingparson
      Sustainer
      ID: 059856912
      Sat, Aug 30, 2008, 18:29 		John, if old age doesn't get you I will.
 
43sarge33rd
      ID: 99331714
      Tue, Sep 02, 2008, 14:14 		^ ding-ding-ding....WINNER!!
 
44Perm Dude
      ID: 169101214
      Mon, Oct 13, 2008, 16:18 		Been awhile:

 
45Myboyjack
      Dude
      ID: 014826271
      Mon, Oct 13, 2008, 17:09 		After succesfully winning his ADA claim, Godfrey became one the most popular (if not historically authenic) reenactors of the 1346 Crusaders' retreat from from Jerusalem.
 
46Pancho Villa
      ID: 51546319
      Mon, Oct 13, 2008, 17:17 		When my agent told me they were doing a TV series based on Ben Hur, I should have read the script before committing.
 
47sarge33rd
      ID: 76442923
      Mon, Oct 13, 2008, 17:21 		"Come back here Joan!! We have the BBQ all planned...."
 
48DWetzel
      ID: 33337117
      Tue, Oct 14, 2008, 01:33 		When Tom Hanks blew out his knee filming the sequel to Da Vinci Code, the producers went to the bullpen and called on wily veteran Wilford Brimley to close it out.
 
49Seward Norse
      ID: 297412913
      Tue, Oct 14, 2008, 09:05 		"Hey Mrs. Claus, someone stole my clothes and reindeer."
 
50Boldwin
      ID: 44916136
      Tue, Oct 14, 2008, 21:11 		No way I am going to try and top MBJ's.
 
51astade
      ID: 2896519
      Tue, Oct 14, 2008, 22:11 		The Renaissance Festival's answer to handicap accessibility.
 
52Perm Dude
      ID: 541149810
      Mon, Dec 08, 2008, 14:25
 
53DWetzel
      ID: 278201415
      Mon, Dec 08, 2008, 17:07 		(Loosely translated, Lafoa'i Tatau Otaota means "smuggle it out of the country in a sumo wrestler".)
 
54Perm Dude
      ID: 41131911
      Tue, Dec 09, 2008, 12:33 		Anyone notice anything odd about this historical photo?

Heh.
 
55Boldwin
      ID: 71154815
      Tue, Dec 09, 2008, 12:59 		I see nothink. */sgtschultz
 
56Myboyjack
      Dude
      ID: 014826271
      Tue, Dec 16, 2008, 20:34 		Have at it!

 
57Baldwin
      ID: 1211491020
      Wed, Dec 17, 2008, 05:05 		Patty? Well Michelle is leaving a few foundation board seats vacant.
 
58DWetzel at work
      ID: 49962710
      Wed, Dec 17, 2008, 10:05 		"I don't know about a pardon, Rod, but for four packs of smokes I can make sure Ryan has to take the bottom bunk."
 
59Boxman
      ID: 571114225
      Wed, Dec 17, 2008, 10:13 		A pardon? You must be s#itting me.
 
60Perm Dude
      ID: 151121178
      Wed, Dec 17, 2008, 10:22 		"And I would know you from....?"
 
61Baldwin
      ID: 1211491020
      Wed, Dec 17, 2008, 10:26 		I swear PD would have that man's lovechild.
 
62Perm Dude
      ID: 151121178
      Wed, Dec 17, 2008, 10:28 		Oh c'mon! That's a good one! And has nothing to do with liking Obama. Don't you think Obama's going to distance himself from the governor?
 
63Pancho Villa
      ID: 51546319
      Wed, Dec 17, 2008, 10:31 		You really think appointing you Ambassador to Tajikistan will make this go away?
 
64sarge33rd
      ID: 3111221711
      Wed, Dec 17, 2008, 12:31 		"I told the voters we'd be reaching across the aisle, and we will be. So in January, you WILL go on that hunting trip with Vice-Pres Cheney."
 
65Tree
      ID: 3711581711
      Wed, Dec 17, 2008, 13:03 		"Are you going to be another one of those people i have passing contact with that ends up being a scumbag, so right wingers who have nothing to pin on me will try and pin your ills on me instead?"
 
66Slizz
      ID: 4710371415
      Wed, Dec 17, 2008, 14:39 		not sure if this would be the right place for this, but my favorite is the "Mortal Kombat" one.

Throwing Stuff at Bush

 
67Boxman
      ID: 571114225
      Wed, Dec 17, 2008, 14:53 		my favorite is the "Mortal Kombat" one.

Sweet.

GET OVER HERE! [MK reference]
 
68Nuclear Gophers
      ID: 37117711
      Wed, Dec 17, 2008, 16:12 		"Clinton thinks your wife is hot"
 
69Nuclear Gophers
      ID: 37117711
      Wed, Dec 17, 2008, 16:13 		"She's not for sale"
 
70biliruben
      Leader
      ID: 589301110
      Wed, Dec 17, 2008, 17:35
 
71dwetzel
      ID: 559392915
      Wed, Dec 17, 2008, 17:42 		So THAT'S what we spent the 500 billion dollar deficit on?
 
72Boxman
      ID: 571114225
      Wed, Dec 17, 2008, 18:17 		The first real field combat test of the personal laser missile defense shield was a resounding success. In a related story, Russia placed 10,000 missiles near Poland because they have missile envy.
 
73Tree
      ID: 1311551521
      Wed, Dec 17, 2008, 20:06 		"so this is that Missile Command game the kids all keep talking about..."
 
74Perm Dude
      ID: 154552311
      Fri, Jul 24, 2009, 16:19 		Words fail me, so I need some help here:



 
75sarge33rd
      ID: 17681812
      Fri, Jul 24, 2009, 16:27 		CAUTION: Genius at work
 
76DWetzel
      ID: 33337117
      Fri, Jul 24, 2009, 16:50 		Shouldn't that be "genius at play"?

My entry: Sure, it looks dumb now, but with the Cubs bullpen, the sun will be back there by the end of the inning anyway.

 
77sarge33rd
      ID: 56262422
      Fri, Jul 24, 2009, 23:27 		alternatively:

This is what happens, when your hat size exceeds your IQ
 
78Myboyjack
      Dude
      ID: 014826271
      Sat, Jul 25, 2009, 18:42 		Tired shoulders and looking like a dumbass: the price of being too cool to turn your hat around.
 
79Seattle Zen
      ID: 366482517
      Sat, Jul 25, 2009, 18:48 		I've actually done this, once or twice, but only for a second, at which point I get a tiny smile on my face and turn my hat around.

I'm sure glad no one captured a digital snapshot of me.
 
80Boldwin
      ID: 376192015
      Sun, Jul 26, 2009, 05:02 		He's just focussed.
 
81Tree
      ID: 14612268
      Sun, Jul 26, 2009, 09:12 		"Hey! is that Anne Coulter down there?!? I bet she would think i was cool!"
 
82bibA
      Leader
      ID: 261028117
      Sun, Jul 26, 2009, 10:34 		"I seem to be the only one who acknowledges the flag around here."
 
83Perm Dude
      ID: 5510572522
      Sat, Apr 03, 2010, 02:26
 
84Wilmer McLean
      ID: 5834432
      Sat, Apr 03, 2010, 03:45 		"A rare public display of Roy Horn's parents in their mating ritual."
 
85Boldwin
      ID: 362262121
      Sat, Apr 03, 2010, 06:14 		"And while we are at it let's put a lion in the sidecar."
 
86Mattinglyinthehall
      ID: 37838313
      Sat, Apr 03, 2010, 12:27 		Throw caution to the wind! We've all got healthcare now!
 
87Tree
      ID: 248472317
      Sat, Apr 03, 2010, 12:39 		hey, this is some sort of circus act where we keep spinning things round-and-round. How did we end up in the RNC?!?!?
 
88DWetzel
      ID: 33337117
      Sat, Apr 03, 2010, 15:52 		A picture of total absurdities going around in circles? Sounds like a perfect metaphor for this forum.
 
89Boldwin
      ID: 49030519
      Sun, Feb 12, 2012, 20:59 		A 32-year-old model who held the record for the world's largest implants has walked away from a car crash after her breasts acted as an airbag.

Sheyla Hershey, who has 38KKK breasts, was driving home near Houston, Texas, after a Super Bowl party on Sunday when she crashed into a tree.

The mother was charged with drunk-driving after the incident and allegedly was not wearing a seatbelt when she lost control of her Ford Mustang.

'I think my breasts saved my life,' she told Barcroft Media. 'The accident was bad and my boobs are sore, but they protected the rest of me.'



New healthcare mandate?
 
90DWetzel
      ID: 33337117
      Sun, Feb 12, 2012, 22:37 		Sure, it's a great idea, until someone decides that you need protection from side impacts too, then you're going to have things that make the chick from Total Recall look completely benign by comparison.









Actually... it's a great idea.
 
91Tree
      ID: 17039238
      Mon, Feb 13, 2012, 09:39 		let's see. she was DUI. she was on pills for several different metal health issues.

wonder how we'd be feeling if she had killed somebody while driving.

never mind the fact that her giant fake boobs contributed to a giant staph infection that nearly killed her, and necessitated removal of her fake boobs AND her real moves.

she has since has surgery to remove her now totally fake boobs to their unattractively large size, indicating a complete lack of reason. wow. what a mess.

 
92C1-NRB
      ID: 451120913
      Mon, Feb 13, 2012, 13:14 		she was on pills for several different metal health issues.

The most obvious being a Quiet Riot fan.
 
93Perm Dude
      ID: 3210201915
      Mon, Feb 13, 2012, 13:15 		I think that was the name of each boob as well.
 
94Tree
      ID: 331221312
      Mon, Feb 13, 2012, 13:25 		The most obvious being a Quiet Riot fan.

it will drive you mad.
 
95Perm Dude
      ID: 3210201915
      Wed, Feb 22, 2012, 18:00 		Secret room in the US Capitol Building.
 
96Perm Dude
      ID: 3210201915
      Thu, Mar 08, 2012, 00:35 		These are kinda funny:

Michelle Obama hitting a tennis ball.
 
97Boldwin
      ID: 43492714
      Mon, May 28, 2012, 10:33

Story
 
98Perm Dude
      ID: 3210201915
      Mon, May 28, 2012, 17:30 		FB update: "Sittin' by a coffin. Soooo bored."
 
99Boldwin
      ID: 43492714
      Mon, May 28, 2012, 17:38 		No, don't think that was the emotion there.
 
100Perm Dude
      ID: 3210201915
      Mon, May 28, 2012, 17:46 		I know--just trying out a different caption for just the image itself.
 
101Boldwin
      ID: 43492714
      Mon, May 28, 2012, 17:55 		Excuse me for putting it in this thread. There wasn't a good alternative. I'd appreciate treating that picture with some respect.