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Subject: Reccomended: Guardian's Amusing Match Reports


  Posted by: Joe Sixer - [22111613] Mon, Jun 17, 2002, 19:58

Perhaps this has been posted already, but just wanted to point you guys to a priceless web site, doing "minute-by-minute" match reports. You have to read from the bottom of the page up, but this guy's commentary is great. Maybe ESPN could hire him to replace Jack Edwards. ;)

Guardian Unlimited's Mexico-USA match report
 
1biliruben
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      Mon, Jun 17, 2002, 20:10
LOL!

Should have been a third soccer point, but Jones's wingplay is wasted when Donovan, free in the zone with only Perez to beat, kicks less accurately than a Norwood in a Super Bowl.

That bastard!
 
2biliruben
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      Mon, Jun 17, 2002, 20:12
Hernandez, who must have come on for someone or other at some point (sorry), goes down in the box and is booked for simulation (that's Fifa-speak, not American).

Simulation? Really. I thought he was auditioning for the lead role in "The Fall Man Returns".