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Subject: OT: Pooper Problems Posted by: smallwhirled - [17152614] Tue, Jul 24, 21:54 Knee surgery on Friday morning......on painkiller bottle number two, but here's the problem: No rotation with the bowels yet! The nurse comes in my house (ho-hum) "Your bowels seem to be moving when I feel your chest." I'm like cool, finally I'll get something done! 5 hrs. after 60 ml. of milk of magnesia and.......nothing! It's Tuesday night here! She said that I may have to get checked up if there's no pooper soon. Can I have some pooper encouragement.....please! | ||||||
| 62 | The_Mentors ID: 9432248 Wed, Jul 25, 13:20 | KeitHernandezNdahall; you are my idle. This kid needs a case of the Labats splats.. I personally dont have any crapper problems. I started a forum of sorts called the "DailyDumpTabulator" to track how many dumps I take each day (usually between 3-4 before noon) I think Guru should create a forum for this. Right next to basketball and politics. | |||||
| 64 | slimer ID: 2644430 Wed, Jul 25, 13:27 |
lol, mentors! damn, 3-4 times before noon!?!? i thought i was bad (2-3 times a day:) i'm sure everyone is loving all this inside info we are giving about each other :) this thread is cracking me up | |||||
| 65 | Mattinglyinthehall ID: 1832399 Wed, Jul 25, 13:28 | How exactly should one take being called The_Mentors' "idle"? | |||||
| 66 | blankenshoot ID: 515202115 Wed, Jul 25, 13:43 | you could be in serious trouble. somebody get blue hen over there right away! | |||||
| 67 | smallwhirled ID: 17152614 Wed, Jul 25, 15:35 |
The no $hitter has ended at 6! A re-enactment of the s#!\% scene in Dumb and Dumber occurred at approx. 3:55 PM EST. Man it was huge! "You better not go in there for about 35-45 minutes." I slipped another 30 ml. of milk of magnesia in there at about 1:30. The lunch menu: 1 boar's head roast beef sub from Publix. I'm hoping that I'll be "regular" again! I wanna get back to the 2 dump-a-day cycle again. | |||||
| 68 | Janitor ID: 416331215 Wed, Jul 25, 15:45 | Congratulations on making me lose me appetite. | |||||
| 69 | Mattinglyinthehall ID: 1832399 Wed, Jul 25, 15:50 | I believe a poop time of 3:55est makes Ender's call of 2:22est the closest. Congratulations Ender! | |||||
| 70 | The_Mentors ID: 9432248 Wed, Jul 25, 15:51 |
DailyDumptabulator: One | |||||
| 71 | smallwhirled ID: 17152614 Wed, Jul 25, 15:56 | LMAO thanks to Mentors and Mattinglyinthehall! What should the prize be for Ender? | |||||
| 72 | The_Mentors ID: 9432248 Wed, Jul 25, 15:57 | Roll of toilet paper? | |||||
| 73 | Baldwin ID: 4261155 Wed, Jul 25, 16:31 |
So like when TSN makes you change yer name I suggest Large-Whirled given these latest developements. I notice the OT thread police have been strangely silent. They must be flumoxed speechless! | |||||
| 74 | The_Beast ID: 21632220 Wed, Jul 25, 16:37 | Four words for you: Home-of-the-sliders! WhiteCastle.com | |||||
| 75 | DMAN ID: 5042211 Wed, Jul 25, 16:43 | Way to go $hit Brick!! | |||||
| 76 | slimer ID: 9150216 Wed, Jul 25, 17:01 | one of the funniest threads i've ever read | |||||
| 77 | Strike One ID: 356372421 Wed, Jul 25, 18:09 | milk is now way to break up a no $hitter, that's almost as bad as Ben Davis bunting. | |||||
| 78 | Cleveland Fan Donor ID: 384131723 Wed, Jul 25, 18:29 | I bet you didn't know so many people cared about your issue. | |||||
| 79 | RecycledSpinalFluid ID: 39446311 Wed, Jul 25, 18:32 | Ender's prize should be a lifetime supply of "Baby Ruth" candy bars. | |||||
| 80 | SuperMex13 ID: 446362518 Wed, Jul 25, 18:56 |
Next time this happens; try smoking a cigarette and a shot of Jim Beam. "It's like Novacaine, give it time; it always works" -Coach Boone Remember The Titans | |||||
| 81 | 6-9 With The Afro ID: 6521143 Wed, Jul 25, 20:36 |
#77 - yeah, that's so tush-league! Awwwwww...ok that joke sucked! | |||||
| 82 | curly ID: 8641912 Wed, Jul 25, 21:07 | good grief,seems to be alot of fecesious posts lately. | |||||
| 83 | butt ID: 256422522 Wed, Jul 25, 22:42 |
Christmas in July for smallwhirled!
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| 84 | Mr.Freedom ID: 412582722 Wed, Jul 25, 22:57 |
I just remembered why I love reading the message boards!!!! ROTFLMAO | |||||
| 85 | Mr Hankey ID: 1810352017 Thu, Jul 26, 02:00 | Hiiiiiiiiiiiideeeeehhoooooo Everybody! | |||||
| 86 | smallwhirled ID: 17152614 Thu, Jul 26, 06:56 |
The_Mentors: DailyDumptabulator (7/26): One | |||||
| 87 | Ender ID: 13443221 Thu, Jul 26, 08:55 |
I was so afraid of what the prize would be when I heard the long awaited event had come to pass (pun intended), that I didn't bother to post and claim victory ;) I'll settle for RSF's suggestion. | |||||
| 88 | saber34 ID: 575122510 Thu, Jul 26, 09:07 | anyone here of that website that'll put a picture on t.p for you! I heard it ont he radio once I think..... We should try to get this thread plasterd on some T.p for him so he can wipe with it later! | |||||
| 89 | James K Polk ID: 37651820 Fri, Jul 27, 01:16 |
Can't believe I'm the first one to do this in this thread ....... :) BUTT | |||||
| 90 | puckprophet ID: 1810352017 Fri, Jul 27, 01:23 | re-butt | |||||
| 91 | The_Mentors ID: 9432248 Fri, Jul 27, 09:34 |
smallwhirled: DailyDumptabulator (7/26): 3. All before 10. Thursday night drinks = Labbats splats. I think i'm good for another before noon. | |||||
| 92 | slimer ID: 9150216 Fri, Jul 27, 10:05 | lol, mentors | |||||
| 93 | Baldwin ID: 4261155 Fri, Jul 27, 12:41 |
Societal decay First it starts with Ren and Stimpy questing for the lost Butt Stinky and now countless gurupies follow every move of the dumptabulator Where will it all end? | |||||
| 94 | butt ID: 6632713 Fri, Jul 27, 13:03 | Uranus, of course. | |||||
| 95 | Mattinglyinthehall ID: 1832399 Wed, Aug 01, 10:01 |
BUTT [bad pun intended] | |||||
| 96 | The_Mentors ID: 9432248 Wed, Aug 01, 10:05 |
Taking a dump really takes care of hangovers. IMHO. Just ask Matinglyinthehall. | |||||
| 97 | 6-9 With The Afro ID: 5743548 Wed, Aug 01, 10:09 | This thread is like a bad turd: it just keeps rising back up to the top of the bowl! | |||||
| 98 | smallwhirled ID: 17152614 Wed, Aug 01, 15:36 | I'm up two two thus far today......man its been a while since I've been hungover though! | |||||
| 99 | BoSoxfan9 ID: 33518295 Wed, Aug 01, 21:20 | One question----was it a double header? Get it --- double header!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |||||
| 100 | BillB Sustainer ID: 493403019 Wed, Aug 01, 21:46 | Can't this be eligible for Guru's Forum Keepers? I'm tired of seeing the last one being 3/9...of 2000!...if for nothing else but to change that date (move the chains?!) Anyone agree?! | |||||
| 101 | The_Mentors ID: 9432248 Fri, Aug 03, 15:16 |
The following is a series of emails I recieved from a Gurupie (not to be named) during the day. Thought I would share it with you all: 9:45am "I gotta take my second dump. oooh man it's gonna be a doozy." 9:50am "I almost just sh&t my pants with a hairy fart. Wait, let me go check.........." 9:51am "No sh@t in my pants Phew! I did have to go for a wipe though." 10:01am "That dump sucked. I am good for another one no doubt. Whatcha doing this weekend?" 11:15am "Oh man, I think I really sh@t myself this time. Squishing around in my seat and the undies aint sucking up all the fart juice. AKA crap. I better run to the bowl. Thank GOD I anit got White undies on!" 11:34am (I actually cried while reading this one) "oooooh boy, definitely had some grey poupon in the drawers. Ch$@$t man have you ever looked at your a$$ in a mirror. Last I remember doing that I almost fainted. I have seen my share of scary movies but get Wes on the phone because I got a monster that can scare the beggebas outa anybody. Sh@t man, I could take 16 showers and two bathes and shove a new bar of soap up my a$$ and I still wouldnt go near it. Just imagine how many times I have farted in the past 24 hr. I am not even going to mention the craps either....." | |||||
| 102 | JD ID: 24540258 Fri, Aug 03, 15:26 | That was some funny s$it. | |||||
| 103 | slimer ID: 2644430 Fri, Aug 03, 23:47 | OMG, Mentors...who sent those to you? that is some funny ass schitt!! | |||||
| 104 | BoSoxFan9 ID: 33518295 Sat, Aug 04, 17:29 |
I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE TWO GOT BACK TOGETHER AFTER ALL OF THAT CRAP. Who? MY BUTT CHECKS! | |||||
| 105 | smallwhirled ID: 157582113 Fri, Aug 31, 16:16 | man there's so much ass on Tallahassee! | |||||
| 106 | Ender ID: 13443221 Tue, Apr 02, 2002, 18:22 |
Allhair's typo demand that this thread receive a BUTT. And if ever a thread deserved one, this is it :) | |||||
| 107 | James K Polk ID: 4455731 Tue, Apr 02, 2002, 18:24 | This, my friends, may be one of the finest OT threads ever. If Guru ever adds an OT thread to the "Forum Keepers," this one gets my vote. | |||||
| 108 | Senior allhair ID: 52112514 Tue, Apr 02, 2002, 18:26 | Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... | |||||
| 109 | Ender ID: 13443221 Tue, Apr 02, 2002, 18:27 | I'm still waiting on my supply of Baby Ruth's... | |||||
| 110 | smallwhirled Donor ID: 29232811 Thu, Apr 04, 2002, 19:38 | I'll BUTT it once. | |||||
| 111 | Love Shack Baby ID: 238502821 Sat, Sep 28, 2002, 23:49 | twice | |||||
| 112 | J Leader ID: 49346417 Thu, May 22, 2003, 23:59 |
how can we not BUTT this a third time? :) hope everything comes out ok this time :) | |||||
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