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0 Subject: Strangest Named Athletes

Posted by: newbie_88
- [48543229] Sat, Jun 22, 2002, 09:48

Hi -- Does anyone have a list or a link to the strangest named athletes in history?

Thanks!
1 Mark L
      Leader
      ID: 4444938
      Sat, Jun 22, 2002, 14:46
Any list worth a damn has to include Fennis Dembo, Drungo Larue Hazewood, Van Lingle Mungo, God Shammgod and Baskerville Holmes. Obviously, there are more where those came from.
2Puckprophet
      ID: 54371812
      Sat, Jun 22, 2002, 14:59
luigi dibiagio , 13 letters - 8 syllables
3Rogue's Strikers
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      Sat, Jun 22, 2002, 15:47
Stubby Clap.
4Donkey Hunter
      Sustainer
      ID: 55220159
      Sat, Jun 22, 2002, 16:24
The Atlanta Braves started the 1996 baseball season with a guy on the team named Wonderful Terrific Monds. No kidding. That's his real name. Seems there's a bit of history behind it. Wonderful's great-grandfather badly wanted to have a son, but after 11 daughters, he'd almost given up hope. When his 12th child, a boy, was born, he exclaimed, "This is wonderful! This is terrific!" So it became a tradition that the first boy in each generation passed along the name to his first son.
5KM
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      Sat, Jun 22, 2002, 16:57
Tim Spooneybarger
6Y2JS
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      Sat, Jun 22, 2002, 16:59
That Nascar legend, Dick Trickle, hands down
7Superclydes
      ID: 225228
      Sat, Jun 22, 2002, 17:10
He is only a legend BECAUSE of his name. How about Spud Webb?
8F GUMP
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      Sat, Jun 22, 2002, 19:09
I have always thought that HOMER BUSH was the ultimate baseball name. It sounds like the place on the sandlot that marks where a long hit is an automatic home run.
9gibby88
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      Sat, Jun 22, 2002, 19:47
dickie thon
10Judge Mental
      ID: 22831722
      Sat, Jun 22, 2002, 22:41
Porn stars or ballplayers? You decide:

Sterling Hitchcock

Heathcliffe Slocumb
11Toral
      Sustainer
      ID: 15282016
      Sat, Jun 22, 2002, 22:45
Best name of all time is Bombo Rivera,I think all would agree.
12The Left Wings
      ID: 760719
      Sat, Jun 22, 2002, 22:58
I like Stubby Clamp better. =P
Of course, I also like names like Ed Ward, or Mike Coangelo.
13ProudestMonkey
      Donor
      ID: 4445218
      Sun, Jun 23, 2002, 10:05
Granted this wasn't his birth-name, but there was a hoops player in the 70's & 80's called World B. Free
14Milo
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      Sun, Jun 23, 2002, 22:04
How about any of the 1975 or so Oakland A's: Vida Blue, Blue Moon Odom, Catfish Hunter, Joe Rudi, Sal Bando, Campy Campananerez (Spelling?), Rollie Fingers, Dick Green (they were colorful, weren't they), plus the very bland Reggie Jackson and Dave Duncan. Who's On First? for that team??
15¤ Mario LeMoose ¤
      ID: 225282322
      Sun, Jun 23, 2002, 22:28
Bison Dele

Judge Mental: Local (Orlando) sports radio station runs a trivia contest during morning drive time; one of the more popular categories is "Breakfast Cereal ... or Porn Star."
16quik_ag@work
      ID: 12432289
      Mon, Jun 24, 2002, 09:03
how about Johnny "Ugly" Dickshot?
17Baldwin
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      Mon, Jun 24, 2002, 10:32
Fat Lever
18jones
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      Mon, Jun 24, 2002, 13:09
ben gay
19Whitey
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      ID: 47130129
      Mon, Jun 24, 2002, 13:16
Biff Pocoroba
20Ira
      ID: 1591458
      Mon, Jun 24, 2002, 13:39
European Football Players:

Windass
Bassedass
Nicky Butt
21ChicagoTRS
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      ID: 3825378
      Mon, Jun 24, 2002, 13:46
"Dick Drago" sounds painful and I never want to catch it...
22Perm Dude
      Leader
      ID: 22347210
      Mon, Jun 24, 2002, 13:55
We can't forget some great 500K mascot submissions:

Hang-Soon Lee
Mike Colangelo
23TimmyBogar
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      Mon, Jun 24, 2002, 14:12
How about Scientific & Majestic Mapp
24quik_ag@work
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      Mon, Jun 24, 2002, 14:24
Craig Skok
25slar
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      ID: 534532316
      Mon, Jun 24, 2002, 17:00
Stubby Clapp.

Stubby Clamp is a piece of medical apparatus I hope I never get used on me. :)
26Ira
      ID: 1591458
      Mon, Jun 24, 2002, 17:15
I found a baseball card with this prospect:
Wonderful Terrific Monds

Strange Parents....
27The Left Wings
      ID: 760719
      Mon, Jun 24, 2002, 17:28
Ira, see post #4.
28leggestand
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      Mon, Jun 24, 2002, 17:31
David Seaman
29JELLY DONUT
      ID: 105102411
      Mon, Jun 24, 2002, 17:34
Mike Sweeney
30Ira
      ID: 1591458
      Mon, Jun 24, 2002, 19:11
What the hell is funny about Mike Sweeney???
31rockafellerskank
      Sustainer
      ID: 24215319
      Mon, Jun 24, 2002, 20:30
Canyon Ceman World Famous Volleyball Player.
32Dave R
      Leader
      ID: 12441623
      Mon, Jun 24, 2002, 20:32
I think Jelly Donut is funnier
33Chestergreat
      ID: 58224208
      Mon, Jun 24, 2002, 23:23
Golfer Dicky Pride . . . always gets a chuckle from my wife the rare times he appears on the leaderboard.
34flake
      Donor
      ID: 483401914
      Tue, Jun 25, 2002, 06:43
how can one forget ...

dick hertz

joaquin andujar (walking underwear)

rusty staub (who the heck is stubby clapp?)

ichiro
35silver-n-black
      Donor
      ID: 297382911
      Tue, Jun 25, 2002, 11:35
Uhh...Mike'S weeney...heh heh
36C1-NRB
      ID: 36151413
      Tue, Jun 25, 2002, 12:56
The Padres also play with Mark Sweeney.
37patjams
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      Tue, Jun 25, 2002, 14:23
He Hate Me
38Motley Crue
      Donor
      ID: 53857
      Tue, Jun 25, 2002, 14:35
Boog Powell
39Puckprophet
      ID: 54371812
      Tue, Jun 25, 2002, 15:05
randy johnson , nick johnson...[my buddy got married a few weeks ago- the slack / johnson wedding ....also went to a pounder / harder wedding...]
40JeffG
      Sustainer
      ID: 40451227
      Tue, Jun 25, 2002, 15:09
Not counting foreigners or those with just wierd first names like Trot, Chipper, Corky, Wiki, Torii, Shea, or Pokey,

Milton Bradley - toy company.
Hiram Bocochia - Doctor, I think I have Hiram Bocochia.
Steve Cox - Heh heh, he said cox!
Kenny Rogers - He needs to know when to walk away, know when to run.
Kerry Wood - Who's fantasy staff currently has wood?
Doug
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