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Subject: ESPN Sunday Night drinking game
Posted by: Myboyjack
- [27651610] Wed, Oct 05, 2005, 12:57
A friend of mine emailed me this in preparation for the Bengals game Sunday night. I'm sure there are other categories:
Here's how to play:
• Set yourself up with a minimum of six beers for the three-hour game. If the Ravens are playing (and they are just about every other week), grab eight. • Take the assigned number of swigs — about the equivalent of one ounce, or 12 swigs per bottle/can. Do NOT drink when Paul Maguire is speaking. You might spit it up. • If any of the "chug" criteria is met, you must finish your beer, even if you have to take a leak really badly.
DRINK WHEN MIKE PATRICK... 1 - Raves over the offensive line on a three-yard run 1 - Says a player is one of the best in the NFL when you can name 10 others at his position who are better 1 - Says "What a day in the NFL!" 1 - Says "Are you kidding me?!" 1 - Calls a player one of the most underrated in the league 2 - Makes you lower the volume 2 - Says "Let's go down to Suzy Kolber. Suzy." Chug - Breaks your ear drum
DRINK WHEN PAUL MAGUIRE... 1 - Prefaces any analysis with "I'm a tell ya what." 1 - Says "I'm gonna tell ya something" right before actually telling you something 1 - Says the word "watch" more than twice on any instant replay, as if you were doing anything but watching 1 - Says something you didn't already know 1 - Admits to being scared of Ray Lewis 1 - Says he talked to a player/coach earlier in the week 2 - Calls Theismann "Joseph" Chug - Calls Theismann "an idiot"
DRINK WHEN JOE THEISMANN... 1 - Utters the phrase "like a Bill Parcells." 1 - Mentions his own playing career 1 - Points out a flaw in a quarterback's mechanics, whether or not the replay backs it up 1 - Says "What impresses me most about..." 1 - Mentions Notre Dame in any capacity 1 - Says he talked to a player/coach earlier in the week 1 - Says "If I'm the [insert team here]..." 2 - Offers a team advice "if they wanna win this game," as if they're on the fence about whether or not they want to win 2 - Refers to his punting career (one punt for one yard in 1985) 2 - Predicts a penalty that goes the other way Chug - Refers, again, to any historical genius as "Norman Einstein."
DRINK WHEN... 1 - Ray Lewis is mic'ed up 1 - Ray Lewis is mentioned when the Ravens aren't playing 1 - A special-teams coach is said to have done "a great job" 2 - One of the three announcers accuses another of avoiding dinner checks Chug - A drunken Hall of Fame quarterback hits on a marginally attractive sideline reporter Chug - The Ravens are playing and anyone but Ray Lewis is mic'ed up Chug - Any of the SFL crew mentions Ray Lewis' criminal record
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1 | Khahan
ID: 456411614 Wed, Oct 05, 2005, 15:51
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Drink when Joe Theismann.... 1 metions his own playing career.
And you think 6 beers is enough for a 3 hour show?
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2 | Doug Leader
ID: 02730280 Wed, Oct 05, 2005, 16:00
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Hmm...
Set yourself up with a minimum of six beers [edit] per quarter [/edit] for the three-hour game.
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3 | Ref Donor
ID: 539581218 Tue, Oct 11, 2005, 10:31
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I thought about this thread when Theisman kept mentioning his 1 yard punt over and over again!
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4 | Gary
ID: 104343019 Tue, Oct 11, 2005, 17:24
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Is ssss thiss gem overrr allready Hic-up!
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5 | Nerfherders
ID: 12511815 Thu, Oct 13, 2005, 11:24
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How about drink when Paul Maguire is wrong about a spot and 1st down call?
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6 | Vee
ID: 166522212 Thu, Oct 13, 2005, 14:44
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Nerf, you had me at wrong.
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7 | Nerfherders
ID: 12511815 Thu, Oct 13, 2005, 18:37
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I would say right, but he is right most of the time, and there's an awful lot to drink to in this game as it is!
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8 | Kyle
ID: 367751 Thu, Oct 13, 2005, 20:32
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I don't recomend this if you have something important to do Monday because you will end up with one monster of a headache.
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9 | Kyle
ID: 261371521 Mon, Aug 14, 2006, 20:52
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Anyone know if they have one for Madden and Micheals?
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